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Mitchell Report Open Thread

Oh the drama!

Figured we could use a nice clean new open thread for the Mitchell Report findings since the speculation diary is already up in the 60s for comments.

This says we'll be getting MVP's and All-Stars, but considering Ken Caminiti was an MVP I wouldn't get all excited or anything.

Go to town folks.

Update [2007-12-13 14:26:9 by boobs]: Click here for a pdf of the Mitchell report.

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Give me a "good guy"
This will totally suck if it's the usual suspects. blah blah, barry bonds, jose guillen, blah blah.

I want to see Jeter's ass in there. Someone nobody ever suspected.

And how about those Astros trading their farm system for one year of Miguel Tejada on the decline (can demand a trade after 2008)?

Astros are gonna be bad for 10 years.

by bobestes on Dec 12, 2007 11:40 PM EST reply actions  

As good as they get...

Say it ain't so, Mayor!

(Should this wild speculation have been posted in the other thread?)

And didn't Jeff Kent say that Babe Ruth might have used PEDs?  

Never go with a hippie to a second location.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 12, 2007 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

brother
was a bouncer at a nightclub on main street back in the day
  1. almost got in a fight with marc mcgwire (roid rage)
  2. said sean casey would come in trolling for ass a lot. seemed to think that aspect of his life (committed family man) was an act, at least.

by bobestes on Dec 13, 2007 8:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Could it have been
That Casey just wasn't married yet?  I'm not certain, but I think he got married a couple of years into his time with the Reds.
I'm not superstitious...but I am a little stitious.

by Slyde on Dec 13, 2007 8:30 AM EST up reply actions  

married
it was after he was married

by bobestes on Dec 13, 2007 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

rich aurilia
and eddie gaedel.

one of these guys will be on the list.  I'll give you two guesses.

by Blue on Dec 13, 2007 12:37 AM EST reply actions  

Gotta be Gaedel...
How else would a midget make the bigs?

he was number 1/8...lol

Reds: WS Champs 2008... and every year after...

by crolfer on Dec 13, 2007 1:22 AM EST up reply actions  

same way Freel did
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Dec 13, 2007 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Which Red Would Disappoint You the Most
by showing up on the list?

Consider Barry Larkin, a guy who hit a career-high of 33 one year, when his next-highest season total was 20.

If it weren't Barry F'n Larkin and instead some guy you hated on a team you hated, would you be pointing at his stats and saying "maybe"?

by LooseCannon on Dec 13, 2007 3:02 AM EST reply actions  

yeah, but
Steroids cause your body to break down. It's not like... oh...

by Red Menace on Dec 13, 2007 3:15 AM EST up reply actions  

as of 5 am
no one's had the balls to put larkin in their pool shot.
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Dec 13, 2007 4:59 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm callin Larkin out in 95-96
but blaming Ron Gant for suckering him into it.  

RG - "Hey Barry try some of this lotion my doctor gave me."  
BL - "What is it for?"
RG - "I dunno, but Ozzie calls it his Gold Glove secret."
BL - "Hot Damn!  Lube me Up!"

by jacob brumfield on Dec 13, 2007 8:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Larkin
would pretty much break my childhood's heart

by bobestes on Dec 13, 2007 8:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah
I thought about putting him, because it wouldn't surprise me if he did, but I didn't want to think about it.  I really don't have a problem with him doing them except that it would keep him out of the Hall of Fame, and I don't want that.
I'm not superstitious...but I am a little stitious.

by Slyde on Dec 13, 2007 8:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Larkin
I've suspected Larkin for quite a while.  If he did do it, I doubt that he gets named in this report.  I'm guessing Mitchell has a couple of clusters of names from people connected to each other somehow, and Larkin being with one team for so long limits the number of people who would have known about his use, if he did use.  
2-0 count: one pitch, one zone

by rojosoto on Dec 13, 2007 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Larkin?
Not so sure...he doesn't seem to be the type; however I'm not naive enough to be surprised if he did.

I would suspect any and every pitcher when Gullet coached before I'd even begin to start suspecting Larkin.

by Tom Blogical on Dec 13, 2007 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Anyone else amused
that Canseco played for the "Angers"?

RAGE!!!!

by Brendanukkah on Dec 13, 2007 8:37 AM EST reply actions  

Also
He's grown a third, smaller arm out of his right side.  An effect of steroids?

by Brendanukkah on Dec 13, 2007 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

mike and mike claim
clemens former trainer obtained steroids

he probably quit after clemens threw a bat at him in a fit of 'roid rage

by jacob brumfield on Dec 13, 2007 9:53 AM EST reply actions  

Wow...I'm shocked!
Who would have thought Clemens did the roids?

Also, A-Rod did them too.  

(In case sarcasm doesn't come through that well on the internet, the Clemens thing was a joke, but the A-Rod part was not.)

Put in a quarter...Turn out the lights...Magic Fingers makes ya feel alright!

by chandrathan on Dec 13, 2007 10:05 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah
i'm still waiting for a name to be dropped that actually is news

which name would shock you the most?

I agree Casey would be crazy, and I can't see Junior using

by jacob brumfield on Dec 13, 2007 10:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Shock me the most?
Without putting too much thought into it, I'll say Ozzie Smith...
Put in a quarter...Turn out the lights...Magic Fingers makes ya feel alright!

by chandrathan on Dec 13, 2007 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

He took HGH
in the form of Dunkin' Donuts.
I'm not superstitious...but I am a little stitious.

by Slyde on Dec 13, 2007 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

most shocking
Cal Ripken
Tony Gwynn
Frank Thomas - back when no one was talking steroids in the mid-nineties he was an outspoken critic. He felt like he was one of the greatest players of all time, but wasn't getting his due because everyone else was juicing. He encouraged the White Sox to not take the first test that was implemented so they'd all be tagged as positives and cause real testing to go into place. If he was using all the while it would be really harsh.

Of course he had the linebacker's body, but I just think he was a freak of nature.

by Red Menace on Dec 13, 2007 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

shocking
griffey
ripken
gwynn

I think Griffey's would be the most shocking because he's still playing, and everyone has been pointing to him as the "non-steriod" player.  I can't think of anyone else who is singled out like Griffey Junior.  

2-0 count: one pitch, one zone

by rojosoto on Dec 13, 2007 11:10 AM EST up reply actions  

haha yeah who would of thought!!!
I mean who are you going to tell me is next to be busted the Giles brothers, Mevlin Mora or Geoff Jenkins! I would be in total shock!
Killer Tucans all the way!!!

by Zach K on Dec 13, 2007 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

ESPN is saying
that Clemens is named in the Mitchell Report, as well as "several prominent Yankees." Hmmm...Jeter? Rivera? Paul O'Neill?

by cesarhernandez on Dec 13, 2007 10:46 AM EST reply actions  

Please be Flanders
Please be Jeter... please be Jeter... please be Jeter...

by Red Menace on Dec 13, 2007 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Here's a quote
from MLB Trade Rumors:
I did receive one tip on this topic - my guy says the Yankees are in for a bad day (but Derek Jeter and Mariano Rivera are not in the report).
I'm not superstitious...but I am a little stitious.

by Slyde on Dec 13, 2007 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Yankees
Torre and Zimmer were big users.  
2-0 count: one pitch, one zone

by rojosoto on Dec 13, 2007 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

What about the Clippers, man?
What about the Clippers!?
Never go with a hippie to a second location.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 13, 2007 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

So many high priced salaries
Prominent Yankees from recent year or promiment Yankees from their World Series years, I wonder?  Could it be much worse than the already suspected users lists like Giambi, Sheffield, Clemens, & Pettite?  

Shocking names:  Bernie Williams, Wade Boggs, Tino Martinez?

2-0 count: one pitch, one zone

by rojosoto on Dec 13, 2007 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

no one on the yankees would shock me
except scott brosius, because I have almost forgotten about his exsistance all together

by jacob brumfield on Dec 13, 2007 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

brosius
was on those Canseco A's teams.

by Man Mountain on Dec 13, 2007 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Posada!
Def.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Dec 13, 2007 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

FYI FWIW
Here is the Wikipedia entry for Kirk Radomski, the Mets' batboy/clubhouse gopher.
Never go with a hippie to a second location.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 13, 2007 11:05 AM EST reply actions  

And..
..this is unrelated but pretty funny nonetheless.
Never go with a hippie to a second location.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 13, 2007 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Here's..
..more on Radomsky.
Never go with a hippie to a second location.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 13, 2007 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

More action:
The Over/Under on names appearing in the Mitchell Report that are not in the list from "The Steroid Era" blog...

For whatever reason, I'll set it at 15.

Anyone?

Never go with a hippie to a second location.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 13, 2007 11:43 AM EST reply actions  

sosa
Why is Sosa not on the implicated list?
2-0 count: one pitch, one zone

by rojosoto on Dec 13, 2007 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno. I think this was explained elsewhere.
But, on a related tangent..

Has anyone else ever heard this story?: Sosa was once being interviewed and said something like, "I don't use steroids and I'll take any test any day any time to prove it."  And then the reporter who was interviewing him called his bluff and said, "Okay. Let's go."  Then Sosa backed off and claimed that he meant that he would take any test administered by MLB.

Never go with a hippie to a second location.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 13, 2007 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I remember that
that's right around the time he forgot how to speak English.
I'm not superstitious...but I am a little stitious.

by Slyde on Dec 13, 2007 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I remember that
Was it pre- or post-cork?
2-0 count: one pitch, one zone

by rojosoto on Dec 13, 2007 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

SI story
Are you referring to the Rick Reilly episode?  Reilly basically dared Sosa to take a piss test and asked him a series of so-when-did-you-stop-beating-your-wife questions.  Ah, the life of Reilly.

by ken on Dec 13, 2007 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

CNBC
says Pujols is on the list.
Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on Dec 13, 2007 12:12 PM EST reply actions  

Here's the CNBC/WNBC list:
The following names are expected to be named in the report, according to WNBC:

Brady Anderson, Manny Alexander, Rick Ankiel, Jeff Bagwell, Barry Bonds, Aaron Boone, Rafaeil Bettancourt, Bret Boone, Milton Bradley, David Bell, Dante Bichette, Albert Belle, Paul Byrd, Wil Cordero, Ken Caminiti, Mike Cameron, Ramon Castro, Jose and Ozzie Canseco, Roger Clemens, Paxton Crawford, Wilson Delgado, Lenn y Dykstra, Johnny Damon, Carl Everett, Kyle
Farnsworth, Ryan Franklin, Rich Garces, Jason Grimsley, Troy Glaus, Juan Gonzalez, Eric Gagne, Nomar Garciaparra, Jason Giambi, Jeremy Giambi, Jose Guillen, Jay Gibbons, Juan Gonzalez, Clay Hensley, Jerry Hairston, Felix Heredia, Jr., Darren Holmes, Wally Joyner, Darryl Kile, Matt Lawton, Raul Mondesi, Mark McGwire, Guillermo Mota, Robert Machado, Damian Moss, Abraham Nunez, Trot Nixon, Jose Offerman, Andy Pettitte, Mark Prior, Neifi Perez, Rafael Palmiero, Albert Pujols, Brian Roberts, Juan Rincon, John Rocker, Pudge Rodriguez, Sammy Sosa, Scott Schoenweiis, David Segui, Alex Sanchez, Gary Sheffield, Miguel Tejada, Julian Tavarez, Fernando Tatis, Maurice Vaughn, Jason Varitek, Ismael Valdez, Matt Williams and Kerry Wood.

Never go with a hippie to a second location.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 13, 2007 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

No Way!
Pudge!

i'm surprised to not see Mo Vaughn on the list

Killer Tucans all the way!!!

by Zach K on Dec 13, 2007 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Some people call him Maurice
I'm not superstitious...but I am a little stitious.

by Slyde on Dec 13, 2007 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

What are you speaking of?
Never go with a hippie to a second location.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 13, 2007 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

the pompatus of love.
I'm not superstitious...but I am a little stitious.

by Slyde on Dec 13, 2007 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

You're a joker.
Never go with a hippie to a second location.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 13, 2007 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not surprised..
..that you don't see him on the list.
Never go with a hippie to a second location.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 13, 2007 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

To add my $0,02
Am not surprised that you are not surprised.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Dec 13, 2007 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

No Griffey.
Yay.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Dec 13, 2007 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

And.
We have another reason to hate Ryan Franklin.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Dec 13, 2007 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

We already knew about Franklin though
He was suspended when he played for the Mariners.
I'm not superstitious...but I am a little stitious.

by Slyde on Dec 13, 2007 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sure if you asked him
He'd shoot up again.
"I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs, and four-thousand hits." - Pete Rose

by BK on Dec 13, 2007 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

This makes things interesting
Would this make the Reds less likely to sign Prior or Cameron?
"I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs, and four-thousand hits." - Pete Rose

by BK on Dec 13, 2007 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I've seen this list floated
and I don't buy it. Between the misspellings, the repeats and the general current player / often injured vibe of it. It just seems fake.

by Red Menace on Dec 13, 2007 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

this list is irresponsible
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Dec 13, 2007 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Damon
He's not on the actual list.  Guess he grew his Neanderthal brow naturally....
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Dec 13, 2007 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Remember..
..(and Daedalus, I know that you know this) just because a player is not named in the Mitchell Report does not mean that he did not/does not use PEDs.

This is not in any way intended to be a defense of the CNBC/WNBC list.  I recognize that that list may have been little more than something cut-and-pasted fom some blog's speculative pool or some such origination.  (I should apologize for not posting it with a half-snarky disclaimer.  I intended to-- I was going to call it "the CNBC See-What-You-Wanna-See list"--  but I was having one of those mornings at the PC with at least a dozen tabs and windows opened. I was trying to sort and sift through as much information as I could knowing that I would  unfortunately be pulled away to one of life's other priorities before George dropped the hammer at 2pm.)

I apologize if I led anyone to believe that the CNBC/WNBC list was the list.  I didn't think that it was the list but I thought that most folks reading here would have liked to have seen it whether or not it was grounded in anything other than innernut rumor and here-and-there-say.  Turns out, it should have prolly been ignored (or at least disclaimer-ed to a pulp).

But then, ten years ago I was pretty sure that internet rumor about Newsweek sitting on a blue dress with a crust of spunk was nothing more than a bunch of bunk.

Who woulda thunk?

Never go with a hippie to a second location.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 13, 2007 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

The Washington Post..
..just sent this to me.
Never go with a hippie to a second location.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 13, 2007 12:24 PM EST reply actions  

C'mon
Who do you think Maurice Vaughn is?

by gnarley on Dec 13, 2007 12:45 PM EST reply actions  

Mike Stanton!!
Is this a dream come true for some folks here?  The one Red people here would want to see on that list.

From CNNSI

Quick! Somebody make a Cincinnati loves Ken Griffey Jr. too! video

by TheC on Dec 13, 2007 12:58 PM EST reply actions  

Not surprised
Killer Tucans all the way!!!

by Zach K on Dec 13, 2007 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Me neither
I suck right now. What else can I say?

by Mike Stanton on Dec 13, 2007 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Stanton
The question is: will this mean he's fired, let go, traded, whatever?  Anything that keeps him off the mound is good news to me.
"Joe is baseball in Cincinnati...We can lose players, managers and coaches, but we can't afford to lose Joe Nuxhall." - Sparky Anderson

by boohiss on Dec 13, 2007 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Not the only Red...
Ryan Franklin too.

Now we know why he was so good.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Dec 13, 2007 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I had heard his dick had fallen off
some years ago. Now we know why.
"Cool Papa Bell hit a line drive right past my ear. I turned around and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second." - Satchel Paige

by Madville on Dec 14, 2007 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Thoughts
The names that stick out to me are Pujols, Roberts, Prior, Gagne, Aaron Boone, (bret was obvious), Kile (Way to kick a guy while he's dead).  Also think it's interesting how mitchell named all these former red sox Damon, Everett, damon, nixon, maurice (mo) vaughn, clemens (doesn't really count since it was a million years ago), but the only current sox play named is varitek. Seems a bit strange.

by Lakeman on Dec 13, 2007 1:36 PM EST reply actions  

Caminiti's dead too
was he not kicked?
I'm not superstitious...but I am a little stitious.

by Slyde on Dec 13, 2007 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah he was..
But it was already common knowledge that he was a big user.

by Lakeman on Dec 13, 2007 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

So, because we didn't already know about Kile
we shouldn't talk about it?  I understand that it doesn't make a lot of sense to bring up somebody who has already died, but if he did, he did it.
I'm not superstitious...but I am a little stitious.

by Slyde on Dec 13, 2007 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

that should say
"if he did it, he did it."  Meaning Kile, and the steroids.
I'm not superstitious...but I am a little stitious.

by Slyde on Dec 13, 2007 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

True
I don't think they should hold his name back, just sad to see it.

by Lakeman on Dec 13, 2007 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Kile
guys in their 30s in peak physical condition don't just die in their sleep of heart attacks.

Guys in their 30s in peak physical condition who do a shit-load of steroids do.

by bobestes on Dec 13, 2007 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Kile's name does not appear in the report
I'm not superstitious...but I am a little stitious.

by Slyde on Dec 13, 2007 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Kicking Kile...
"Kile (Way to kick a guy while he's dead)"

Well, he died because of his own drug abuse.  The truth is never "kicking" someone.  It reveals why they are what they are.  It's still sad case, but he chose his lot in life and unwittingly killed himself, leaving his children fatherless.

by tonywf on Dec 13, 2007 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

so was vina
mitchell just said theyre going to post the whole thing on mlb.com
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Dec 13, 2007 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

That clown Schapp
just mention Paul Lo Duca, Rondell White and Fernando Vina as players who sent payment checks to the Mets trainer.

by cesarhernandez on Dec 13, 2007 2:00 PM EST reply actions  

Vina on ESPN
Obviously the word "performance" in PED has quite a narrow application.

by Man Mountain on Dec 13, 2007 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

The full report is now on MLB.com
This reminds me of when the Starr report was released.

by Red Menace on Dec 13, 2007 2:03 PM EST reply actions  

Here's the report
http://files.mlb.com/mitchrpt.pdf
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Dec 13, 2007 2:03 PM EST reply actions  

Hal Morris
:O
"Joe is baseball in Cincinnati...We can lose players, managers and coaches, but we can't afford to lose Joe Nuxhall." - Sparky Anderson

by boohiss on Dec 13, 2007 2:04 PM EST reply actions  

Go to MLB.com
I'm downloading the Mitchell report now!

by cesarhernandez on Dec 13, 2007 2:04 PM EST reply actions  

Jon Heyman mentioned Hal Morris.
He looks like the primary Red on the list, that's for sure.

by Geki on Dec 13, 2007 2:08 PM EST reply actions  

Players named
starts at page 126 of the PDF. One of my favorite players,and former Red, Benito Santiago is named!

by HarvardRedsFan on Dec 13, 2007 2:09 PM EST reply actions  

Santiago
Ah!  I knew I'd miss an obvious former Red that I should have put on my list!
2-0 count: one pitch, one zone

by rojosoto on Dec 13, 2007 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

mercker's in there
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Dec 13, 2007 2:09 PM EST reply actions  

Kent Mercker!
wowza
"Joe is baseball in Cincinnati...We can lose players, managers and coaches, but we can't afford to lose Joe Nuxhall." - Sparky Anderson

by boohiss on Dec 13, 2007 2:09 PM EST reply actions  

Stanton
I'm speechless.
"Joe is baseball in Cincinnati...We can lose players, managers and coaches, but we can't afford to lose Joe Nuxhall." - Sparky Anderson

by boohiss on Dec 13, 2007 2:10 PM EST reply actions  

stanton used hgh
unreal
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Dec 13, 2007 2:11 PM EST reply actions  

Hal Morris info
Radomski said that he sold Deca-Durabolin and testosterone to Morris in late
1999 when Morris was with the Reds. Morris paid by check.381 Morris's name, with an address
we have confirmed was his, is listed in the address book seized by federal agents from
Radomski's residence.
In order to provide Morris with information about these allegations and to give
him an opportunity to respond, I asked him to meet with me. By letter from his lawyer, Morris
declined to meet with me. In that letter, Morris's lawyer wrote that "Mr. Morris denies the use
of anabolic steroids, testosterone and/or human growth hormone during his Major League
career."

by HarvardRedsFan on Dec 13, 2007 2:11 PM EST reply actions  

Springer
How stupid. That's like writing a personal check for a hooker.

by bobestes on Dec 13, 2007 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Reds to Hal:
Reds: Hal, first basemen with no power that hit for average are a dime a dozen. YOu need to hit some more fuckin' home runs!

Hal: Duhhh I better start hittin them 'roids!

by bobestes on Dec 13, 2007 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

There's my boy
Eric Gagne.

I started at the bottom, where the copies of postal tags and checks are.

by cesarhernandez on Dec 13, 2007 2:12 PM EST reply actions  

Kevin Brown
Why didn't I put him on my list?

by Red Menace on Dec 13, 2007 2:13 PM EST reply actions  

Another Red
Ron Villone. How poor would have he been without the steroids?

by HarvardRedsFan on Dec 13, 2007 2:14 PM EST reply actions  

Neagle's there
And he went undrafted in the pool.  

by ken on Dec 13, 2007 2:14 PM EST reply actions  

from the report
Within the past
week, the former Cincinnati Reds pitcher Jack Armstrong estimated that between 20% and 30%
of players in his era, 1988 to 1994, were using large doses of steroids while an even higher
percentage of players were using lower, maintenance doses of steroids.

by Daedalus on Dec 13, 2007 2:15 PM EST reply actions  

that is also when his arm feel apart
so i am not really sure if I blame him.  If you are recovering from arm surgery and think a drug will quicken the recovery process, wouldn't you use it?
The Dusty path to the World Series!

by justin0070000 on Dec 13, 2007 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Lo Duca
Check out the handwritten note Paul wrote to Radomski on LAD stationary, p. 259.

by ken on Dec 13, 2007 2:17 PM EST reply actions  

Surprise, Surprise..
Actually, my only surprise is that there aren't hundreds on the list.  I suppose Mitchell would've been writing his report for a couple of decades.  I'm really not surprised by Kyle Farnsworth.  The man has had more roid-rage incidents on the field than any I can recall (I'll never forget what he did to Paul Wilson a few years ago).  Of course, nothing will come of this.  Phony recriminations, a few suspensions, and the delusion will continue, because we're supposed to love the game.  Sadly, we deserve this.  Maybe I was wrong for being so critical of people who disliked baseball for all these years.  I can say one person who did not deserve all of this.  Hank Aaron.  If anyone is owed an apology by the game, as well as the lab experiment who was allowed to steal his record, it's him.

by tonywf on Dec 13, 2007 2:18 PM EST reply actions  

anyone
still gonna blame wood and prior on baker?

by Daedalus on Dec 13, 2007 2:18 PM EST reply actions  

Me!!!
Not even 'roids can save you from Dusty's abuse.

by Man Mountain on Dec 13, 2007 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Dusty used - He may have subtly
encouraged use to speed healing. We'll never know.
"Cool Papa Bell hit a line drive right past my ear. I turned around and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second." - Satchel Paige

by Madville on Dec 15, 2007 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't see their names in the report
am I missing something?
I'm not superstitious...but I am a little stitious.

by Slyde on Dec 13, 2007 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

More Reds
Chris Donnel, Todd Williams, Kent Mercker, Mike Stanton,(non red but with familial ties)David Bell, and Aaron Boone.

by HarvardRedsFan on Dec 13, 2007 2:20 PM EST reply actions  

did you guys see the monogram on
glenallen hill's checks? very nice.
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Dec 13, 2007 2:21 PM EST reply actions  

Vaughn
I like how Mo Vaughn's checks are from Maurice Mo Vaughn.  

by ken on Dec 13, 2007 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait a minute
Theres a check from a John C. Allen???  That's not the Reds John Allen is it???

by cesarhernandez on Dec 13, 2007 2:21 PM EST reply actions  

Nevermind
The John C. Allen check was from CHAD Allen, a scrub outfielder

by cesarhernandez on Dec 13, 2007 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Albert Pujols does not appear in the report
nor Derek Jeter.
I'm not superstitious...but I am a little stitious.

by Slyde on Dec 13, 2007 2:33 PM EST reply actions  

The name I expected
Julio Franco is not there. I guess he is a freak of nature, or has a better system of getting his steroids.

by HarvardRedsFan on Dec 13, 2007 2:36 PM EST reply actions  

system
walk to a drug store in the dominican republic, purchase steroids

by bobestes on Dec 13, 2007 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

is there a link
to a definitive list of players named?

by Blue on Dec 13, 2007 2:39 PM EST reply actions  

David Justice
is in it. I don't think anyone guessed him

by cesarhernandez on Dec 13, 2007 2:40 PM EST reply actions  

Paul La Doca
even bounced a check paying for his juice:

Kirk,
Sorry! But for some reason they sent the check back to me.I haven't been able to call you back because my phone is TOAST! I havea new # it is [Lo Duca's phone number is listed here]. Please leave your #
again because I lost all of my phonebook with the other phone.
Thanks
Paul

by HarvardRedsFan on Dec 13, 2007 2:46 PM EST reply actions  

Nook Logan!
Boy there are some MAJOR scrubs listed...Jason Christiansen, Stephan Randolph, etc...

by cesarhernandez on Dec 13, 2007 2:46 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, lots of scrubs
This was a rather disappointing Xmas morning.

by ken on Dec 13, 2007 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

i wouldnt say that
there are some pretty nice surprises in there. my pool is fucked, though. i may have been shut out
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Dec 13, 2007 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

There are some,
but it doesn't compare to that CNBC list above in star power.  

by ken on Dec 13, 2007 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

true
im kinda excited to go back through and read all the detail about these guys. new pool... whoever finds the best minutia wins!
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Dec 13, 2007 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

page 383
that's an awful perty check for a MLB player that uses steroids.

by Blue on Dec 13, 2007 2:47 PM EST reply actions  

Just proof that ballplayers are not that bright
why would a ballplayer write a check for banned substances that can easily be traced back? That is perhaps the most baffling thing I have seen in this report, the abundance of physical evidence because the players gave checks!

by HarvardRedsFan on Dec 13, 2007 2:49 PM EST reply actions  

go crimson
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Dec 13, 2007 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Reds, Crimson, all my affiliations are variations
of red. I have been reading this site for a year since I have been attending graduate school at Harvard. It has been a great way to stay in touch with my favorite team. I was even going to try to root for the RedSox in the A.L.;however, RedSox fans made that impossible.

by HarvardRedsFan on Dec 13, 2007 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Fight Fiercely, Harvard
Fight fiercely, Harvard, fight, fight, fight!
Demonstrate to them our skill.
Albeit they possess the might,
Nonetheless we have the will.

How we will celebrate our victory,
We shall invite the whole team up for tea.  (How jolly!)
Hurl that spheroid down the field,
And fight, fight, fight!

Fight fiercely, Harvard, fight, fight, fight!
Impress them with our prowess, do!
Oh, fellas, do not let the crimson down,
Be of stout heart and true.

Come on, chaps, fight for Harvard's glorious name!
Won't it be peachy if we win the game?  (Oh, goody!)
Let's try not to injure them,
But fight, fight, fight!
Let's not be rough, though!
Fight, fight, fight!
And do fight fiercely!
Fight, fight, fight!

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by BubbaFan on Dec 13, 2007 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

That early list
was pretty bogus. No Bagwell, Nomar,Varitek or Pujols

by cesarhernandez on Dec 13, 2007 2:53 PM EST reply actions  

Pete Rose is mentioned on page 367
Do I get credit for that?
I'm not superstitious...but I am a little stitious.

by Slyde on Dec 13, 2007 2:56 PM EST reply actions  

juan gone...
not only did he deny the bag full of roids was his, he told law enforcement it was someone else's who was subsequently detained.  what a slimeball.

by Daedalus on Dec 13, 2007 2:57 PM EST reply actions  

Haha!
I always new Viña roided! Suck it Cards!
Reds: WS Champs 2008... and every year after...

by crolfer on Dec 13, 2007 3:06 PM EST reply actions  

YES!
This made my day when I heard his name!

He played baseball dirty and is an asshole, I hope he gets fired from BBTN

Killer Tucans all the way!!!

by Zach K on Dec 13, 2007 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

im sure espn will fire him
for using PEDs. remember when linda cohn got busted for andro? and i think we all know why reynolds was really let go.
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Dec 13, 2007 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

List of Players on Mitchell Report
For those who do not want to trot through 409 pages. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Major_League_Baseball_players_named_in_the_Mitchell_Report

by tonywf on Dec 13, 2007 3:08 PM EST reply actions  

Miggy Tejada
I would hate to be the Astros one day after you trade the farm for roiding Miggy Tejada.

by tafkas on Dec 13, 2007 3:22 PM EST reply actions  

Well...
That is atleast one team we won't have to worry about for awhile
Killer Tucans all the way!!!

by Zach K on Dec 13, 2007 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Astros
If the Astros didn't already know his name was going to be on that list, then their dummer then they look.  
2-0 count: one pitch, one zone

by rojosoto on Dec 13, 2007 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

astros
traded all their prospects of note for Tejada. They ARE stupid.

These are not your Gerry Hunsicker Astros, my friends.

by bobestes on Dec 13, 2007 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

To be fair...
..it's being said that the prospects that the Astros traded were of the can-get-this-kind-of-prospects-anywhere variety.

Kinda like the ones the Reds had for a long time prior to these guys.

Never go with a hippie to a second location.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 14, 2007 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

i would have liked to have seen will clark
oh well. i look forward to more probes in the future
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Dec 13, 2007 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

in the future
I try to avoid probes
2-0 count: one pitch, one zone

by rojosoto on Dec 13, 2007 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

as does Darren Dalton...
..what's everyone's beef with Will Clark? I feel like I'm missing something obvious.

by Man Mountain on Dec 13, 2007 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

the thrill
struck me as something of a "douche"

by bobestes on Dec 13, 2007 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

The Players Union
is going to rip this report tonight and what Bud said about punishing the players. This has been disapointing I thought baseball would make some progress but it seems as if nothing is going to get solved.
Killer Tucans all the way!!!

by Zach K on Dec 13, 2007 5:13 PM EST reply actions  

I know this was mentioned earlier, but...
Hal effin' Morris!?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Dec 13, 2007 6:17 PM EST reply actions  

Good breakdown
BizOfBaseball has a good breakdown of the list.  Who was implicated, how they were implicated, and also a list of players on the "leaked" list who turned out to be not in the report at all.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Dec 13, 2007 6:21 PM EST reply actions  

I didn't notice this earlier
But ricky stone is on the list among other players. minor league strength coach todd seyler spoke with stone about using PEDs when he was in the dodgers' aaa system.
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Dec 13, 2007 7:55 PM EST reply actions  

The Mitchell Report
The money quote:
There is a widespread misconception that the use of steroids and other performance enhancing substances, such as human growth hormone, was not prohibited in Major League Baseball before the inclusion of the joint drug program in the 2002 Basic Agreement. In fact, as early as 1991 baseball's drug policy expressly prohibited the use of "all illegal drugs and controlled substances, including steroids or prescription drugs for which the individual ... does not have a prescription." Even before then, however, the use of any prescription drug without a valid prescription was prohibited in baseball, and even earlier under federal law. In 1971, baseball's drug policy required compliance with federal, state, and local drug laws and directed baseball's athletic trainers that anabolic steroids should only be provided to players under a physician's guidance.

Some other random observations...

The report is not based on mere hearsay. While it did rely heavily on a couple of witnesses, they were grilled thoroughly to make sure their stories were consistent, and their allegations were backed up by cancelled checks, delivery records, etc.

One reason the report is so heavily reliant on a couple of witnesses is that they had limited access to other material.  The Feds presumably have a lot more evidence, including all the Balco stuff.

That means "the list" is far from complete.  There are probably a ton of players who juiced and aren't in the report. (In fact, we know there are.  Matt Lawton, for example.)  

Rather than trying to discourage steroid use, the teams, union, etc., seemed to trying to help the players get around the rules.  

Asterisks all around, I say.  

And I can't help wondering if the secret of the Yankees' late-'90s dynasty is now revealed.  :-P

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by BubbaFan on Dec 13, 2007 8:23 PM EST reply actions  

Probably all of them....
Not just that, but a lot of careers are now explained. I mean, Hal Morris! I must admit, I'm starting to wonder about Larkin myself, and amongst the current players Pujols and A-Rod loom rather suspiciously to me (well, about 80% of the players, which was Canseco's original estimate of the proportion of players on steroids). How sad.

by tonywf on Dec 13, 2007 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Hal
Hal Morris was a case of a pretty mediocre player who was just about done as a big leaguer trying to hang on.

I wouldn't say his career was fueled by 'roids, he was a contact hitter with not much power.

by bobestes on Dec 13, 2007 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Hal
Hal Morris was a case of a pretty mediocre player who was just about done as a big leaguer trying to hang on.

I wouldn't say his career was fueled by 'roids, he was a contact hitter with not much power.

by bobestes on Dec 13, 2007 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

A-Rod
Canseco is doing the TV rounds tonight.  On Fox, he said he couldn't believe A-Rod's name wasn't in the report.

Canseco is attention-seeking sleazeball, but he's proven to be a truthful attention-seeking sleazeball, at least on the subject of juicing.  

And here I had been hoping to see A-Rod wipe out Bonds' asterisked record.  :-/

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by BubbaFan on Dec 14, 2007 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

canseco
is the pied piper of steroids in baseball

by bobestes on Dec 14, 2007 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

canseco
is the pied piper of steroids in baseball

by bobestes on Dec 14, 2007 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Jose
Last night someone on BTF guaranteed that Canseco would get in on the media action today, possibly holding his own press conference. It was hilarious when, moments before two o'clock, Karl Ravech said, "Jose Canseco is at the press conference. It's officially a circus." They cut to a shot of Jose sporting a MysticTan, shirt open halfway down his chest with a swanky chain.

I later heard that he was barred from the actual press conference. It's still a very funny situation. He just wanted to say, "I told you so, and I nailed Madonna back when it still meant something."

By the way, was Canseco Madonna's jump-the-shark moment?

by Red Menace on Dec 14, 2007 1:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Madonna never jumped the shark
she's still making platinum records.
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Dec 14, 2007 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Missed High Fives all around
for no Frank Thomas, no Rickey, no Barry Larkin, and no Joe Oliver.

by Man Mountain on Dec 13, 2007 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

Does the report..
..contain any information immediately attributed to the Big Hurt or was he just a "consultant?"
Never go with a hippie to a second location.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 13, 2007 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Is Jorgenson in there?
Reports say he is, but I can't find it.
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Dec 13, 2007 9:56 PM EST reply actions  

Page 22
In September 2007, Cincinnati Reds catcher Ryan Jorgenson also was
suspended for 50 games based on non-analytic evidence that he had violated the joint program.

Not exactly news, but his name is in the report.

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by BubbaFan on Dec 13, 2007 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank you maam
very helpful
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Dec 13, 2007 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess it is news...
...in one respect.  We now know Jorgenson's suspension was based on "non-analytic" evidence.  That means it wasn't a drug test that nailed him.  Rather, it was "information from law enforcement."  
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by BubbaFan on Dec 14, 2007 7:37 AM EST up reply actions  

So, Red Reporters...
...Asterisks or no asteriskses???

FJM says they're already there even if you can't see them.

And the New York Times calls for Bud to get out his big red pen:

"...Mr. Selig will need to review the evidence case by case, give players a chance to respond and discipline any players still cheating or guilty of flagrant transgressions in the past.

One effective punishment ought to be a roll of dishonor. If the commissioner's office determines that Mr. Clemens was using performance-enhancers during the seasons he was voted best pitcher, that should preclude his election to the Hall of Fame. Records achieved while a player was relying on chemical assistance, should be prominently marked with an asterisk -- to signify that the achievement was less praiseworthy than it seems."

Never go with a hippie to a second location.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 13, 2007 11:35 PM EST reply actions  

I vote for asterisks
If it's good enough for Bonds, it's good enough for Clemens, et al.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Dec 13, 2007 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I Sec*nd the m*ti*n
Reds: WS Champs 2008... and every year after...

by crolfer on Dec 13, 2007 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Asterisks
I've never been phased by this argument.

If you dig at all into baseball's long history you begin to understand that there's a great many competing influences on the stats--the balls are wound tighter, the mounds are moved, the leagues are integrated, the players juice... It's never been as clear-cut as the laudations to baseball's timelessness would have you believe. I can't help but think that a great many people who would decry the assault on baseball's pure record book would hold up the counting stats of 1030 as gospel. It's never been that easy, and these revelations only make things harder. But the continued effort to better understand the game still manages to shine a light into the murky depths of history.

If, for example, steroid use was widespread in this era (akin to the All Drug Olympics) a simple league and era-correction, such as ERA+, would be sufficient to provide context. Things aren't that easy, of course. But as we continue to gain more information, and as really smart people continue to pool their efforts to devise better ways to understand the game, I'm confident we'll be able to establish a solid understanding of the records and the history.

If educational efforts fail there may continue to be a great many who are outraged at 73*70*61*60. This will be a tragedy not because of the death of a mythical purity of the numbers, but because of the lost opportunity to reveal their constant fluctuation.  

by Red Menace on Dec 14, 2007 2:08 AM EST up reply actions  

It's not the purity of the numbers for me
It's that it seems grossly unfair to the players who didn't juice.  Not in the distant past, but right now, competing against Bonds, Clemens, etc.

 

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by BubbaFan on Dec 14, 2007 7:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Case in point
Trent has a statement from Griffey and some comments.
"Obviously, it's unfortunate having these names attached to the investigation, but more importantly going forward we need to do everything possible to restore and maintain the fans' confidence in the integrity of the game and its players."
   

Griffey has always avoided saying what he could have accomplished had others not used performance enhancers or where he would be on various lists, but that doesn't mean the rest of us can't wonder.

Here's what Goldberg said, "I'm proud of Kenny, not only do I believe he's not done any of that, but also that he's never complained about what could have been had other players not used those things, just as he's never complained about what numbers or awards he could have won without his injuries."


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by BubbaFan on Dec 14, 2007 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Asterisks are hooey
I think it was Bobby Dylan who said, "Time is an asterisk."  Records always need to be understood in the context anyway.  Does anybody really think that Emmit Smith is that much better of a runner than Jim Brown?  I think really what needs to happen is that people need to change their perspective on what the records mean.  The world isn't as mythical as it was once perceived to be.  Asterisks are just a sign of an inability to accept the reality of sports as a business in the face of a desire to maintain some sort of unattainable innocence.

As another great steroid user once said, "I guess what I'm trying to say is, if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change. "

I'm not superstitious...but I am a little stitious.

by Slyde on Dec 14, 2007 8:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Clemens
Question is: before he started doping in 99 with the Blue Jays, was Clemens a Hall of Fame pitcher? At that point, he was starting into his decline, very quickly. If I'm not mistaken, he was 6-6 and not looking very good when he got stuck in the buttocks the first time.

One could argue that the next EIGHT years of his career were totally fueled by PEDs, making them more or less invalid. That includes what, two cy young awards?

And what a nice little racket his half season off deals were. Load up on HGH and 'roids in the offseason outside the testing system, then have a change of heart around may and collect ten million bucks. Lovely.

Clemens has probably booked his ticket to baseball hell, but that's why he is what he is, he doesn't give a shit about anyone or what they think.

by bobestes on Dec 14, 2007 12:06 AM EST reply actions  

And he had a good cry with Steinbrenner.
..which may have been one of the Boss's last baseball-related lucid moments.

This shit is Shakesperean.

Never go with a hippie to a second location.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 14, 2007 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Jeffrey Toobin...
...gave a interesting timeline on CNN.  He said Clemens didn't pitch all that well when he came to NY.  His ERA ballooned.  

Then the Yankees hired McNamee, Toronto's strength coach, to be Clemens' personal trainer, and he starting winning Cy Youngs again.

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by BubbaFan on Dec 14, 2007 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

and another thign
wasn't this site one of the first to run reports that Clemens juiced?  My memory stinks.

by bobestes on Dec 14, 2007 12:08 AM EST reply actions  

You are correct, sir
Back in '05 the great Red Reporter TarHeelDAF posted this classic diary. I still remember the BTF posts, where it was listed as "Red Reporter: Clemens did steroids" and everyone was wondering "who is this Red Reporter?". A blurb in Sports Illustrated followed.

by Red Menace on Dec 14, 2007 1:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Hal Morris?
Hal Morris named in the report?  Are you kidding me?  What did he use steroids for?  To get the ball out of the infield?
...and this one belongs to the Reds!

by WestChesterReds on Dec 14, 2007 1:12 AM EST reply actions  

Anybody find ESPN's coverage a little weird?
It seems like when Game of Shadows came out, ESPN couldn't wait to convict Barry Bonds.  But now, they are very quick to emphasize that nothing has been proven about Roger Clemens and that his trainer has an agenda.  I know the nature of the evidence in the two cases is different, but it really seems like ESPN is trying to protect Clemens.  Is it because he's been in so many This is Sportscenter commercials?  Did Barry just miss the boat on that one?
I'm not superstitious...but I am a little stitious.

by Slyde on Dec 14, 2007 8:49 AM EST reply actions  

Clemens
was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me you see

by ken on Dec 14, 2007 9:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Dr
Always do the right thing!

by Red Menace on Dec 14, 2007 10:35 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought it was odd as well
but I've said this all along, if Bonds wasn't such a dick to everyone the press would have not gone after him as much as they do now. Clemens has always been good with the press and had that "I'm just a normal guy from Texas" swagger working for him as well. So let this be a lesson to future athletes do not be a dick to a press when you are young because if they get dirt on you...well see Example A Barry Bonds.
Killer Tucans all the way!!!

by Zach K on Dec 14, 2007 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

ESPN has been telling us for years
how phenomenal Roger Clemens' offseason workout regime is, how important his diet is, how his preparation is second to none, etc... That's probably still true, but now it mostly seems that his checks were good and he got shots in his ass.

Possibly another problem created by ESPN's conflict of interest as a sports news source and a presenter of sports entertainment.

by Man Mountain on Dec 14, 2007 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Very good point.
I've been trying to articulate that for a long time.
the only opinions that count, my opinions.

by Patrick517 on Dec 14, 2007 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm with red menace here
when we look back at all this 25+ years from now, no one will look at it like it was pearl harbor.  it will be remember with an "oh yeah, that was something wasnt it?" and a passing nostalgia.  baseball didnt die when the Black Sox happened.  baseball wont die from this.  

historians have a rule not to study their own time.  you can never draw an objective picture with the blinders of personal experience on.  so making rash judgements about who deserves asterisks or whathaveyou is not something that we are qualified to do right now.  problem is, sportswriters are all, to the very last one, idiots; they are willing to make whatever mistake it takes to sell their column.

nobody is head-over-heels about the fact that GABP is half the size of the polo grounds, and i believe that no one will feel that way when they look back and see that whitey ford was half the size of roger clemens.

is it April yet?

by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 14, 2007 9:00 AM EST reply actions  

Hey Charlie.
I was a sports writer for 20 years until six years ago. Does that make me a former idiot? Maybe an ex-idiot? A reformed idiot?

Most likely still an idiot, I suppose. At least I'm a Reds idiot.

We Are ... Marshall!

by Thundering Turtle on Dec 14, 2007 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

i formally apologize
when i said "to the last one" i was, perhaps, just a tiny bit, exagerating.  i mean no ill-will.  i hate jon heyman.
is it April yet?

by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 14, 2007 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Heck Charlie,
no apology necessary. I know a lot of sports writers who qualify. I wasn't offended a bit.
We Are ... Marshall!

by Thundering Turtle on Dec 15, 2007 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of Heyman...
..I bumped into this interview/feature of his from 2006.

Interesting, but not as candid and revealing as this.

(Check out the kind of enhanced performance that Brian McNamee is capable of in the swimming pool. ..The "money" paragraph is at the bottom of the first page.)

Never go with a hippie to a second location.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 15, 2007 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Polo Grounds dimensions
I always thought left and right field were little more than softball distance (less than 300') and center field was like Yellowstone? Anyone know the distances?
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Dec 16, 2007 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Does anyone here actually like Jeremy Schaap?
Who doesn't want to clock this guy? It's amazing to me that an athlete hasn't destroyed him yet. He even made that asshole Bobby Fischer seem less hateable.

by Man Mountain on Dec 14, 2007 11:19 AM EST reply actions  

It's amazing..
..how many sports journalists there are that absolutely scrape my chalkboard.  And yet, like a bloody car accident or a David Lynch movie (or a bloody car accident in a David Lynch movie), I just can't turn away from them.

I take comfort in the fact that over the past three to four years I have watched less and less ESPN "news" and have read more and more of what I crave online.  (This is not to say that I don't have to sort and sift through a lot of stuff written and posted by the same broadcast media heads-- and other online quacks.)

I really like a news program on PBS called Washington Week.  Each week (tonight!) a panel of journalists with little-to-no obvoious agenda sit around a table and drink water from sepia-toned glasses and discuss the events of the three branches of our federal government.  Nobody shouts.  Nobody grandstands.  Nobody specualtes much beyond what the moderator (Gwen Ifel) asks them to.  I watch for a (commercial-free) thirty minutes and I feel much more informed and "tuned in" than with any other thing I read or watch during the week.  ...I wish there was a similar program featuring sports journalists.

Never go with a hippie to a second location.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 14, 2007 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

FVA - Stop punishing yourself and do like I do:
The only sports info that I care about is on RR. Sure i occasionally read the Inquisitor or listen to Tracey Jones. but I know that the real dope is on RR.
"Cool Papa Bell hit a line drive right past my ear. I turned around and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second." - Satchel Paige

by Madville on Dec 14, 2007 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah..
..but there's nobody here with a haircut as cute as Dana Jacobsen's new bangs.
Never go with a hippie to a second location.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 14, 2007 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Schaap
I don't care for him either.  My guess is that either (1) he really is a great reporter for the athletes, or (2) everyone just kind of puts up with him on account of his dad, Dick.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Schaap

by ben nevis on Dec 14, 2007 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoa.
Coolest. Blacklist. Ever.
Never go with a hippie to a second location.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 14, 2007 3:29 PM EST reply actions  

And without peeking..
..take a guess how much cash Kevin Young put in the mail to Radomski.

Is that smarter than leaving a paper trail with a signed check or not so much?

Never go with a hippie to a second location.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 14, 2007 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

A new RR Pool: Name the Mystery Player!
Player Cooperated, and His Name Was Left Out of Report

By DUFF WILSON (New York Times)

One active Major League Baseball player was able to keep his name out of former Senator George J. Mitchell's report of performance-enhancing drugs in baseball even though he bought them, Mr. Mitchell said Friday.

When he was notified by Mitchell's investigators that they had evidence linking him to buying drugs from a former New York Mets clubhouse employee, this player brought his lawyer and met with Mitchell. The player offered evidence that he had disposed of the drugs without using them.

The player--who has not been identified or named in the 400-page report that links 89 major leaguers to drug use--admitted he bought performance-enhancing drugs from Kirk Radomski, the former New York Mets clubhouse employee. He was able to provide "substantial and corroborated evidence" that he had disposed of the drugs without using them, Mr. Mitchell said in an interview Friday morning at his New York law office...

Never go with a hippie to a second location.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 14, 2007 3:56 PM EST reply actions  

Hmm... Might it have been..
..the Reds' 1994 first round bust, CJ Nitkowski?:

(From Newsday)

"...Former Yankees and Mets pitcher C.J. Nitkowski considered taking steroids after the 2001 season but decided against it, based partly on a conversation with McNamee.

Nitkowski, who played baseball at St. Johns and met McNamee through campus connections, said he had just hired McNamee and was working out with Clemens and Pettitte in Clemens' gym when he privately asked McNamee about steroids. Standing far enough away so no one else could hear, McNamee "educated" him on the effects of steroids, both positive and negative. But, Nitkowski stressed, McNamee did not encourage him.

"I was really giving it serious consideration," Nitkowski said. "I already asked a lot of questions in the clubhouse. He just separated fact from fiction, told me what was true and what was just clubhouse talk. He weeded through all of that for me, but at no time was he like, 'Hey, you need to do this because this is going to help your career.'"

Nitkowski, now playing in Japan, said he still plans to employ McNamee in the wake of the Mitchell Report. McNamee cooperated with Mitchell to avoid being pursued by the federal government for his involvement with illegal steroids. He declined to comment Thursday."

Never go with a hippie to a second location.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 14, 2007 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

funny stuff
Open this 1997 Sports Illustrated cover in another tab or window, then switch back between it and the RR main page (or the top of this entry).

by Red Menace on Dec 15, 2007 2:32 AM EST reply actions  

funny stuff, pt. 2
completely non-reds related, but funny notless.

check out this newspaper front.

notice the man at the bottom who stole the wallet. notice the man painting a holiday greeting on his store front.

http://www.klewtv.com/news/12485091.html

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Dec 15, 2007 4:07 AM EST up reply actions  

nice
I also like the article on the left side about collegee students screaming. Those wacky Big 10 private schoolers!

by Red Menace on Dec 15, 2007 9:38 AM EST up reply actions  

they dont just scream...
they scREEEEEEAAAAAAMMMMMMMM!!!
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Dec 15, 2007 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

No
They scrEAAAAAMMMM-
MMMM!!!

I know this may just be a formatting thing in the PDF, but is there something that the last 4 Ms add that made it necessary to wrap a line on the word scream?

I'm not superstitious...but I am a little stitious.

by Slyde on Dec 15, 2007 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I love it
Reminded me of the 'Search for Rapist' gif with the news guy that made the rounds.

by jch24 on Dec 15, 2007 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Hal Morris
Wasn't he pre-med in college and considered pretty sharp? Married to a nurse? You'd think he'd know about the potential long-term damage to his body if anyone would.

by pw on Dec 15, 2007 12:01 PM EST reply actions  

Most of them probably know.
Most of them probably don't care.

by Geki on Dec 15, 2007 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

FWIW
He recently got his MBA from Stanford.  He probably thought that any long-term health concerns would be outweighed by the short-term economic gain.

by ken on Dec 15, 2007 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Danny Jackson
Anyone else surprised that he was listed in the Mitchell report?  No?

by ken on Dec 16, 2007 3:10 PM EST reply actions  

Buster Olney Article
http://insider.espn.go.com/espn/blog/index?entryID=3157032&name=olney_buster&lpos=spotlight& amp;lid=tab1pos2&action=login&appRedirect=http%3a%2f%2finsider.espn.go.com%2fespn%2fblog%2fi ndex%3fentryID%3d3157032%26name%3dolney_buster%26lpos%3dspotlight%26lid%3dtab1pos2

Quote that made me wonder (emphasis mine)- "In a 1995 article in the Los Angeles Times, Selig made reference to a meeting in which owners discussed steroids. What was said, specifically, in those meetings? What were owners saying about the change in size in bodies? What were they saying about the Athletics of the late '80s, the Reds of 1990, the Rangers of the early '90s, the Phillies of 1993?"

I hadn't heard that team being discussed as possibly 'roiding. Comments anyone?

by jch24 on Dec 16, 2007 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

i think amy winehouse is hot
thats bound to draw some comments
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Dec 16, 2007 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Which incarnation?
Give me the one on the right, but keep the thing on the left away, please.

http://graphics2.snopes.com/photos/people/graphics/winehouse.jpg

by jch24 on Dec 16, 2007 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

i cant view the pictures
but whichever one looks like more of a trainwreck, that's the one i like.
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Dec 16, 2007 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno man..
I think on a good day (and I've said this before on Red Reporter) ol' Amy can look like Penelope Cruz's long lost frumpy sister amped up on street cred...

Never go with a hippie to a second location.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 16, 2007 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

But on a bad day...
..she looks like Don Imus in drag.

But regardless of what she looks like, she's got a voice that just kicks Alanis Morisette in the pussy.

Never go with a hippie to a second location.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 16, 2007 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

the skeletal thing is unattractive
but there's something about a woman saying "I'm soon going to die from an overdose of horse tranquilizers" that really turns me on.
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Dec 16, 2007 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

and yes
her voice has her foot in alanis' vagina.
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Dec 16, 2007 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

bringing sexy back
Have you fellas heard of Alexandra Paressant? She's the one Tony Parker allegedy cheated on Eva Longaoria with after slipping her his number at his wedding reception. Scandalous. And she used to date Thierry Henry. Anyways I thought Parker sounded (allegedy) pretty shady until I saw pictures of Miss Alessandra. Now I'm not so sure...

by Red Menace on Dec 17, 2007 1:39 AM EST up reply actions  

wow
she could be an air hostess in the 60s
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Dec 17, 2007 1:45 AM EST up reply actions  

by the way
If you're googling Alessandra turn your filters off (NSFC).

by Red Menace on Dec 17, 2007 8:55 AM EST up reply actions  

She had some shenanigans with Ronaldinho too.
I remember something after the World Cup and I'm pretty sure Ronaldinho (who was her boyfriend) sued her for making up stories to tell to a magazine or newspaper or something like that. She has a history like this, and I'm guessing she's just full of shit again.

by Geki on Dec 17, 2007 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

ohhhh
that chick. i remember that, cuz it got a lot of play on deadspin. She supposedly said that he would sneak out of his room at night during the world cup to go do her and play playstation. That supposedly left him too tired too, um, perform the following days.

there was also some talk about whether she even existed, then ronaldinho said that they were once together, but that she made shit up. she seems like quite the media hound. good for her.

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Dec 17, 2007 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Here ya go
The one on the right is circa 2004, the left pic is pretty recent:

Sorry it looks like crap, I squashed the size to be more bandwidth-friendly.

by jch24 on Dec 17, 2007 10:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Over the years...
.. I've heard several players on that team mentioned as possible juicers but it seems that I've always heard it as a sort of response to the whole: "How did that team beat Stewart, Eck and the Bash brothers 4-0?"

Think about it- just this week we at Red Reporter have posited two names from that team only to have an entirely different 1990 Red actually show up in the Mitchell Report.

And wasn't Glenn Braggs known for his mighty pythons?  And wasn't Rob Dibble known for being a half-crazed hot head?

..Look at all these rumors
I can't take it no more
My best friend said
there's one out now
about me and the girl next door

Never go with a hippie to a second location.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 16, 2007 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

There ya go.
Even the friggin' pinch runners were on the shit.
Never go with a hippie to a second location.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Dec 16, 2007 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

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