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Game Thread: Part IV

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5-5 bottom of 11.

Go Reds!

And something, something NO HITTER!

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"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:36 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ha!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:36 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bwahahahah!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:36 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm here...
Mostly in spirit...

Bring in Elizardo!

There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 30, 2006 1:42 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

First 3
to be on the safe side?
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:39 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

People
How can people stay this long and leave?

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 1:38 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

especially with a no hitter going on
this is crazy...we might see a no hitter tonight.

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 1:39 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No NO
Not just any no hitter an 11 inning no no.  That's a record I'm sure.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 1:40 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who left?
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:39 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dunno...
but i think the girl i made out with in th 7th inning and ash are both gone.

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 1:41 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I am most definitely still here.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 1:41 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ash is always on
She's usually the last one posting after the game ends.

by Red Menace on Aug 30, 2006 1:42 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ahem. Ash is down there.
uncomfortable silence
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:42 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ok everybody, join in!
http://homepages.udayton.edu/~johnsoda/Schoenweis.htm

Sing along!

(posted again in case you didn't see it on III)

I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 1:39 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's only 1:40
I guess you people don't typically watch a double block of adultswim.

by Red Menace on Aug 30, 2006 1:39 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Only
Futurama and Family Guy...
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 1:41 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

When are they going
to start showing Ren and Stimpy re-runs?
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:41 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lugo
walks.  That's not good.

by mattg on Aug 30, 2006 1:41 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pretty white, pretty white,
please walk the first third guy aight?

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 1:42 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

crap
one more out...please.

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 1:42 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nomar Garcia
pair a'morons in the booth.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 1:42 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did Welsh just say
"power fire?"

I think he's been drinkin' too!

"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 1:45 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm out
Seeing how it's 1:45, and I have to be up by 7:45, it looks like I'll be reading about the end of this one on the other side of sunrise.

by Gray on Aug 30, 2006 1:45 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Give me your number
and I'll call you when something happens!
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 1:45 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dude
we're like 5 away from 1000....

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 1:45 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And you'll miss roll call.
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:47 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Schoeneweis, Schoeneweis,
ev'ry morning you greeeeeet me!
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 1:45 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Reds...
Will hit two home runs in the 12th.  I guarentee it...
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 30, 2006 1:45 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOW
This game is crazy.  If the Reds don't win I'm going to cry.  

Anyone watching on the Dodgers telecast?  I bet Vin Scully is getting horse, talking non stop for 4 hours.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 1:45 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm suprised boobs didn't get him. :)
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:48 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

clearly
they don't have enough of a population base in LA to support a team.

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 1:48 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Busy over there.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 1:48 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I heard
that GusBellsTaint started posting over there when he was booted from Red Reporter.

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 1:48 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL...
Wait, Milton started tonight? I think I completely forgot.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 1:48 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dumb Dodger Fans...
Don't know how to run a game thread...

They probably don't even have any chicks!

There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 30, 2006 1:48 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Serioulsy? I'll do it.
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:50 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How confused would that guy be
if suddenly he was getting a couple hundred comments by people who all seem to have their own inside jokes already.

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 1:51 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In all seriousness
That would be absolutely hilarious if we went over there and took over the game thread. We'd have to win, of course...
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 1:50 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If we really do that...
Someone needs to post a diary detailing the hijacking plans!
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 30, 2006 1:52 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dumb Dodger Fans...
Don't know how to run a game thread...

They probably don't even have any chicks!

There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 30, 2006 1:48 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

me?
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 30, 2006 1:47 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You'll still mis roll call.
And I already called deserters not getting credit. >:(
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:51 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well
as long as we've got a voucher.

Anyone?

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 1:52 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

need I add too
that there are precious bonus points available on this one?

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 1:54 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not getting it.
Something tells me I should, but need.... sleepy.....
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:56 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No,no. You're too drunk to vouch
for anyone. In fact, gimme your keys.
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:53 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeap, think it was gray.
you win my friend. what are you drinking?

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 1:49 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So, Junior,
can we get the Reggie-tying homer now?
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 1:49 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ok lets forget about the numbers...
thers serious business to do here... we need a MOTHERFUCKING win...

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 1:50 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Aurilia
base hit.   Can someone drive him in?

by mattg on Aug 30, 2006 1:51 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's a slapper right through the middle infield
quoth Grande
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 1:51 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm getting tired
cause I think that GG just said that Rich Aurilia has to pay his 2 strike investors dividends.

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 1:52 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ross at 0-2
this is brutal.

by mattg on Aug 30, 2006 1:53 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

now it's 2-2
a little less brutal.  Richie is on 2nd.

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 1:53 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

2-2
and a runner on 2nd

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 1:53 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Elmer has me glued to the set.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 1:53 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bummer.
We can't hit with RISP
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 1:54 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Unless its a pop-up you're after.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 1:54 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i swear,
i think effing popups have been killing us lately

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 1:54 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good God.
This is getting brutal. We're reverting back to our 0-fer-RISP ways.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 1:54 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's black Charlie Brown!
How do you post in-line images anyway?
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 1:56 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I use html tags
there might be an easier way

< img src="picture_url" >

without the spaces by the <>

by Red Menace on Aug 30, 2006 1:58 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sweet
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 2:01 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Where's my chapstik.
I need it, Goaa.
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 2:03 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hate Time Zones...
Must've been invented by communists...
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 30, 2006 1:56 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you would think a site like Red Reporter
would be commie friendly, but I hate those bastards.

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 1:57 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Red Bastards!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:58 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kramer was a communist...
And he wasn't too bad...
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 30, 2006 1:59 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I always found it funny
that Marge Schott owned the Reds yet was a supposed NAZI supporter.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 1:58 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

im drunk.
I'd like to say something funnier, but that's al; I got. Im drunk.

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 1:57 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kent
He's just setting up the DP.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 1:58 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah
you got points.

you win anything on this shelf that's not the chicklets or the erasers. (or something like that, I'm tired)

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 2:01 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Poll Question:
How many innings would you sit through to get to see a win tonight?
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 2:01 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

innings
infinite, i can't imagine leaving if the game is still going on.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 2:02 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

80
i dont give a fuck. we're winning tonight.

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 2:02 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

at this point
I'm here for the long haul.  I'm already shot for work tomorrow.  Thankfully, I work from home, so no one will see that I'm sleeping at my desk.

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 2:02 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fantastic position we're in here.
::vomits::
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 2:01 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Coding!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 2:02 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh wow, I thought the game was over there...
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 2:02 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Coffey needs to hold the no hitter
I'd hate for them to lose a no hitter this late in the game.

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 2:03 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

All I Can Say...
At least it's not Franklin.  Not that I have faith in Coffey.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 2:03 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

say wha?
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 2:05 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Franklin
When Franklin joined the gang in 1968, they wouldn't even let him go to school with the others.

by Red Menace on Aug 30, 2006 2:06 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What's the status of the no hitter?
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 30, 2006 2:03 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It has to be
the least talked about no hitter in the history of televised baseball.  It's like George and Chris don't even realize it's going on.

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 2:05 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the roll call is gonna be
pretty decent. Lady D is peace out, and JD is done judging us i believe, but the real fans are still here...

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 2:04 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That, we are.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 2:05 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ash?
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 2:05 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Still here
Drinking lots.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 2:06 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha...
should i get into the coronas? IM through all 8 high lifes...

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 2:07 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ash,
When you gonna leave this bug and get with a REAL man?

Bonus points

"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 2:07 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DOUBLE SWITCH!!!
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 30, 2006 2:05 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Coffey
I got a bad feeling about this game now...

by mattg on Aug 30, 2006 2:05 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Coding!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 2:07 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

agreed...
time for No. 9, which is a Corona... High life's all gone kiddies

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 2:09 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm outta Vodka!
I'm too afraid to mix anything else with dairy.
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 2:10 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We're goin' to the 13th, kids.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 2:08 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

13thj
Please, please, please, can we score some runs.  It's Elmer Freakin Dessens.  Please, please, please.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 2:09 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No badmouthing Elmer!
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 2:10 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm here now.
We're scorin' some runs, bitches!

by Nick Lachey on Aug 30, 2006 2:10 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Great.
I suppose we can start now.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 2:11 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NEEEEEKKKKKKKK
My best Jessica Simpson impersonation.

Now that Lachey is here it's all good.  Reds win.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 2:11 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Love it when Grande talks about
4 game hit streaks. Shut up you tool.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 2:12 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we need a run
so we can secure the no-hitter...

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 2:13 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damnit
the Dodgers have robbed the Reds a couple of times tonight

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 2:13 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Deno
I have so much faith in this guy and he always lets me down.  Come on.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 2:13 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

someone email Marty
Ask him what the longest no-hitter was.

by Red Menace on Aug 30, 2006 2:14 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Too bad
Dunn, Ross and Hatteburg are no longer available.  

by mattg on Aug 30, 2006 2:14 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thank gawd
they were just base clogging OBP guys.

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 2:14 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wonder if we're the only ones left
listening to 700? Besides irate truckers, I mean.
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 2:14 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bwahahahaha!
Where's ma Truckin' Bozo!?!
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 2:15 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Odds of Castro
Hitting an HR?

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 2:14 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So, uh, maybe Juan can homer
and get his own damn camera time.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 2:14 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bloop Error!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 2:15 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes
They owed us at least that.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 2:15 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thank you!
wondered how long it would take.
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 2:16 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Farney...
Tell Freel to get a hit...
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 30, 2006 2:16 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ryan, forget about the
goddamn elmers glue and the spice girls and the pussycat dolls.... get us a motherfucking run here...

by Farney on Aug 30, 2006 2:17 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dude
you spent all night trying to make out with Nick Lachey

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 2:21 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thought we straightened this out
I'm not Nick Lachey or a Pointer Sister, I'm a Righteous Brother. Which one? I have no idea.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 2:24 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm ready if you are.
Hope the Reds are too.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 2:21 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we didnt need thedrunkenness...
this woulda been the biggest thread anyway. Slyde, lets get a roll call to see who is still here...

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 2:20 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Here!
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 2:20 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dental plan!!!!!!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 2:25 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Here...
I'm just not sure if my internet connection is...
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 30, 2006 2:26 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Freel
I like what he does w/ the glove and all, but why is he the leadoff hitter?  Freel is not an everyday player as much as we'd all like him to be.

Oh well, I can't string together more than 5 sentences at this point.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 2:21 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Amazing.
Can you imagine needing a fifth game thread? It's just crazy talk. Truly flagrant American extravagance.
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 2:22 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Coffey
what are the odds he can sit em down 1-2-3?

by mattg on Aug 30, 2006 2:22 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

odds
1 in 1000 that's even w/ him getting the 1st out.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 2:23 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if this necissitates a fufth thread
I am seriously crashing the dodgers' board

by Red Menace on Aug 30, 2006 2:22 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jim Day sighting!
Sitting in the shadows at the back of the booth.  Gets no respect.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 2:22 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dodger Dog
Are those things really that good?  George and Chris are obsessed w/ them.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 2:23 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dogs
oh ok, that makes sense, because u can't get hot dogs anywhere else, especially at ball games.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 2:24 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bwahahahaha!
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 2:26 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

im still laughing at that
for no reason other than its still 2:30 and the 8 high lifes

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 2:24 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

K
two down.

by mattg on Aug 30, 2006 2:25 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Secret Weapon
We've still got Todd "Kneebrace" Hollandsworthless, eat that Dodgers!!!

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 2:26 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thought he PH'd earlier?
Or am I thinking of Hatteburg?  I don't really know.

by mattg on Aug 30, 2006 2:27 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Reds still have LaRue
and Worthless available. So basically, we're in the same boat as the Dodgers who have nothing left on the bench.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 2:26 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not True
They have Penny and we've already used Milton.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 2:27 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Eh, just going by what the
idiot twins on FSN were saying.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 2:29 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dental plan!!!!!!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 2:27 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

1-2-3
You should have made some bets in Vegas Matt, that payoff would have been sweet.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 2:27 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey Menace,
since we have time on our hands, I was actually at work today, I mean yesterday, wondering what you would have said had you saddled up last night. I mean the other night..
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 2:27 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I smell a Larue PH walkoff homer
It will demoralize the Dodgers so much they won't take their turn to bat

by Red Menace on Aug 30, 2006 2:28 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'd eat my hat!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 2:29 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's only got today ...
and tomorrow to avoid going 0-fer for Aug.

by mattg on Aug 30, 2006 2:29 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

D Lowe
He's gonna choke b/c he's pretty decent, the Reds can't beat guys w/ 6 ERAs and Elmer Dessens, they'll get DLo.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 2:30 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's 2:30...
we need to say fuck way more while the kddies and offended people are away...

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 2:30 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BUNT
I hope Moron is telling Edwin to bunt.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 2:31 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

0-7
Is that a record?

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 2:31 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

EdE
K.   He looks awful right now.

by mattg on Aug 30, 2006 2:31 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's all fouled up at the plate right now
quoth Marty, as posted on Redleg Nation.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 2:35 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Edwin 0-7. Ouch.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 2:31 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn Reds...
I can't take this anymore...I have to go to sleep...

Belittle me if you guys want...but after this half inning I'm gone!

There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 30, 2006 2:31 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who's got the energy for belittling?
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 2:34 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You see that chic with her boyfriend on tv?
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 2:31 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, but she was not a happy camper.
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 2:33 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

shit...
looks like we're going 15, cuz we're not losing this game

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 2:32 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

D Lowe
I take it all back, this guy is Matt Morris, Doug Davis good.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 2:32 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sukr
glad to see we're on the same page

by Red Menace on Aug 30, 2006 2:32 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bray
Jerry must hate this.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 2:34 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LaRue now behind the plate.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 2:35 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

game updates
Pretty soon Cold Pizza will have to carry the torch.

by Red Menace on Aug 30, 2006 2:35 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So who's left ...
to close this one out if the opportunity presents itself?  Franklin?

by mattg on Aug 30, 2006 2:36 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh Come On
It's the pitcher.
Throw a strike.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 2:36 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Billy, it's Derek Lowe.
Dude, get him out.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 2:36 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ouch.
Wild, wild pitch by Bray, 3-0 to Lowe.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 2:36 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LoL...
This is shit.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 2:37 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe he's been ordered to walk the side.
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 2:37 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow
This is horrible.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 2:37 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BRAY YOU DILLHOLE!!
Leadoff walk to Derek Lowe, and you already need a visit from Hume.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 2:38 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

proclamation
Let this inning forever decide the outcome of The Trade!

by Red Menace on Aug 30, 2006 2:38 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ill give you that
because we're geting out of this inning

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 2:38 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fair enough.
No, seriously.  Majewski has blown his share of games, if Bray follows suit, well.....shite.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 2:39 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ok , thats neat,
but now how about a double play?

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 2:38 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Stop citing his youth and
inexperience. I'm sick of that shit. He's a major league pitcher, there's no excuse for that.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 2:38 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Underhand it to the catcher
It's Derek Lowe, what was he going to do?
Nice K, btw.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 2:39 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dental plan!!!!!!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 2:39 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kent
I hate this guy

by mattg on Aug 30, 2006 2:39 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DAMN YOU BRAY!
You just made me eat my words by following up with a K.

But you're not out of the woods yet!

I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 2:39 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DP
wow!

by mattg on Aug 30, 2006 2:40 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

EHHHHXCELLENT.
"Lets play all night" - I'm with you, Marty.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 2:40 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SWEET
Bray walked Lowe on purpose to tire him out.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 2:40 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well I hope he got him really tired
'cause this stress is taking years off my life.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 2:41 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey Menace
you said you were crashing True Blue LA (or whatever it's called) if we get to a fifth thread... we're almost there!
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 2:42 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm behind again.
go ahead, Slyde... say somethin'
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 2:43 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FINALLY
Furr ball missed one.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 2:43 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Larue
Is so awful.  DFA him.

by mattg on Aug 30, 2006 2:44 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LaRue
What else would u expect?

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 2:44 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's what $5 mil gets you these days
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 2:46 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow, Jason, wow.
August not going so well for you, huh?
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 2:45 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FUN-DA-MENTALS
We don't have them.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 2:45 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DENO
HE CAN DO IT!

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 2:46 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So we currently
have Larun, Deno and Castro in the lineup.  Dunn, Ross and LLM are out.

by mattg on Aug 30, 2006 2:46 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

honestly..
lets make the 5th thread on the dodgers blog... that would be fucking hilarious...

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 2:46 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lets do it.
Go create your user accounts on their site now.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 2:47 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nah
I don't wanna be on there if we lose.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 2:48 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha
Andrew, of the Dodgers blog is awake. boobs is talking to him

by Red Menace on Aug 30, 2006 2:47 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hello...
is it me you're looking for?

by mattg on Aug 30, 2006 2:54 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ash
you still here?

by mattg on Aug 30, 2006 2:55 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LoL
sorta... boobs and I are spat-ing over at the other site
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 2:59 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yea, saw that
I posted a few but I feel like I'm jinxing the team going over there.  

by mattg on Aug 30, 2006 3:00 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Am I too late for the next thread!?
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 3:00 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs