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Game #I don't know Thread: Part II

Let's see, it's only the fourth inning and already we're busting out another thread.  Reds only down 4-3, which is a fewer number of runs than most of the crew has had in drinks.

And to carry the mojo:

Remember, it's a Two-times Tuesday!  Hooha!!

Oh, and Milton apparently has a no-hitter still.

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"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

tsop tsrif
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

apparently milton has decided
he wants to win?
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm not a loser!
I'm a winner!

by firewood on Aug 29, 2006 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll say it again
If this game goes into extra innings, then boobs and daedalus are going into detox....
Did I say that?

by dmcgee on Aug 29, 2006 11:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i only have one more beer.
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hear that about hopper?
post-season all-star?  i hope we get him, votto, and of course, bailey for sept.

HITS!

"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and pujols.
that would be awesome

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HA!
yeah, i think you're right, that will happen.
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Narron pacing in the dugout right now
considering the double steal.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 11:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Did Marty say?
Put a bunt down...

or put a Bud down.

Did I say that?

by dmcgee on Aug 29, 2006 11:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

both
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Drinks
I'm only on Bud Light #2, but I have a bottle of gin and a bottle of Seagrams if anyone is interested.

by JCH888 on Aug 29, 2006 11:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

sorry
i only drink beer and wine.

YES!

"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you drunks are talkative tonight
Are we all going to drunk dial Daedalus during the 7th inning stretch?

by Red Menace on Aug 29, 2006 11:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i dont know about you,
but im trying to figure out how to make out with Ash on the couch...

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, me too
oh wait...
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I knew it!
Every girl is just 2 drinks away...

by Slyde on Aug 29, 2006 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HeeHee
I'm not drunk enough to make out with boobs. That'll take a lot of alcohol.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you don't make out with boobs,
then what do you make out with?
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ash..
Where's your pic?
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 29, 2006 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll unveil myself at the
RR/RHM game. Fully clothed. ;)
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Keep tellin' ya'
They're gonna make you go first, sunflower seed boy. :)
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you can't
i don't have a phone.

yeah, you read that right.  i hate the things.  if i need to call someone, i use my work phone.  and i'm not at work now!

i know you still don't believe it, but i really don't have a phone.

(actually, i lost my cell phone and never bothered to replace it.)

"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is that why those yellow papers
keep flying down from the sky?
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She doesn't have a phone.
Read that on Red Hot Mama.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 29, 2006 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I knew that Sister Christian was a sign
There's no reason for it to get played more than once in a day!

by Slyde on Aug 29, 2006 11:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dunn 3-3 with 3 singles?
Why doesn't Marty realize that it's Milton on third and not Freel?
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 11:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Aaron Sele
I watched him on Extra Innings the other night, he absolutely, positively, sucks, he is fucking horrible, that said the Reds don't stand a chance against him.

Oh shit, I said fuck.

by JCH888 on Aug 29, 2006 11:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Had to Restart my computer again...
And I get back to a new thread...

Nice!

There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 29, 2006 11:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dude, get a Dell.
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good one!
Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Aug 29, 2006 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just make sure the battery isn't sony
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is a Freakin' Dell...
I think the problem is more with Insight than my Computer though...
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 29, 2006 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, so a friend just called and
I was away for an inning. Reading you drunks is FU-NNY. I've got a feeling the 7th innning strech will herald complete silence around here as everyone passes out on their respective keyboards.lol
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 11:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Take ME Out to the Ballgame.
Are we to the seventh inning yet?
Did I say that?

by dmcgee on Aug 29, 2006 11:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Heres the reset..
bases loaded, nobody out, Edwin up. Hmm.

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 11:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

(You can still) ROCK IN AMERICA!
Ah Yeah, ALL RIGHT!

by firewood on Aug 29, 2006 11:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

uh oh
Those bases are ALL clogged up!

by Gray on Aug 29, 2006 11:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dammit Edwin.
Well, at least it wasn't a DP. So, uh, bases loaded 1 out.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 11:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

so Ash...
that couch looks pretty comfy... Ahhh, think Im gonna sit for a bit...

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that the same couch
that you've been sitting on naked while eating Cheetoz?
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah baby,
I just said that to get some laughs. Im the guy with all the jokes...

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Suuuuuuure
Change your story now...
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Griffey
I'm calling a salami right here.

by JCH888 on Aug 29, 2006 11:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i'm calling DP
not that i want that
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

geez
its up to grif now. come on dude, redeem yourself.
Did I say that?

by dmcgee on Aug 29, 2006 11:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Junior
Kill the rally.  Be selfish.
Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Aug 29, 2006 11:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

youre back...
but youre slow. and youre sober.

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

PH
where ya been?  We've learned a new trick...xnij esrever eht

by Slyde on Aug 29, 2006 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tie game!
We're comin' back!!!!...er...We came back!!!!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 11:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

isn't it funny
how everyone is off?  audio, video feeds come in at different times.
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow
Anyone else hear Juniors F-Bomb on FSN after the groundout?

by MixFMKyle on Aug 29, 2006 11:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

great
now we're gonna have a long diary about how Jr. shouldn't use the f-bomb during a game thread.

by Slyde on Aug 29, 2006 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah man...
i just went back on my tivo and he DEFINITELY dropped a big bomb. It was an aural stress vomit.

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was Classic
Every Broadcasters worst nightmare.  Geroge Graande probably pooped himself when he heard that.

by MixFMKyle on Aug 29, 2006 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

aural stress vomit.
BRILLIANT!
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

knew youd like that baby
ash is still hanging out by the kitchen... wanna take a seat here next to me?

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sure
but hurry, she may be back soon
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LoL
I feel like I'm back in high school...
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they didn't have
internet when i was in high school.

i'm not old.

seriously.

"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trying to be Wingman here, bro.
Maybe starting to put out the creepy vibe. Don't know for sure, just sayin'. Here let me get you another drink.
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Deja Vu
Have we seen this one before?

by JCH888 on Aug 29, 2006 11:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

at least it's tied, i guess
wasted opps.
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's really tough to keep up on the game thread
when you're continually scrolling back up to see what is going on up top...
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 11:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This game thread Rawks!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

use the search for "new" in brackets
I bounce all over the place, but I never miss a beat.

by Slyde on Aug 29, 2006 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOLY CRAP! No way, Slyde...
thanks, I hadn't alreay realized that... you're the best!
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sarcasm for sale
Ash has it in all shapes, colors, sizes and flavors

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was it that obvious? ;)
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

where?
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awwww.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

problem/solution
I do that, but "knew" always slows me down. I propose we permanently replace it with "knowed."

by Red Menace on Aug 29, 2006 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cmon Tom Petty
Bring us hope.

by firewood on Aug 29, 2006 11:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Has Milton...
Gotten a Ground Ball Tonight?
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 29, 2006 11:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i hope the fsn guys
dont mention milton's no-hitter and xnij it.

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 11:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bets
Anyone wanna take bets on what inning we see Franklin?

by JCH888 on Aug 29, 2006 11:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

7th

by firewood on Aug 29, 2006 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Franklin
Jerry wants to bring in Franklin w/ a very fragile lead, but he'd be satisfied to bring him in during a tie.  I say we see Franklin after Milton throws his 200th pitch, and Franklin will finish out the game.

by JCH888 on Aug 29, 2006 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

milton seems to be settling in
i'm on screaming audio, but come Sept. 1, I'm gonna buy the one month of screaming video. I just hope the Reds dont implode before then.
Did I say that?

by dmcgee on Aug 29, 2006 11:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

just make sure you're not in the marketing area
which could be the whole midwest.
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, is it a milton long ball next?
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

is bill hall up?
why is everyone so excited?

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 11:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ash Likes Boobs...
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 29, 2006 11:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't we all?
Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Aug 29, 2006 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ash plus boobs
sittin' in a tree...
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LoL
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah
at least you see the humor in it!
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

stop it
i dont like like her i just like her

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's it. We're over.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, I mean, I like you...
do you wanna go with me?

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

k-i-s-s-i-n-g
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 29, 2006 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think marty's drunk, too
he said, "he's hit against the reds, whether its the mets..."
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope Jerry leaves him in
and gives him a chance to close the no hitter out.

by Slyde on Aug 29, 2006 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I say we
Bring in a different pitcher per out from here on out.

by firewood on Aug 29, 2006 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

im in Connecticut
wish i paid for the whole year in video, but I like the radio.
Did I say that?

by dmcgee on Aug 29, 2006 11:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i have both
usually listen to marty and watch the tv feeds.  15 bucks per month plus a 15 bucks for radio season is worth it.
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sounds good dude
come Sept. 1, im buying the 15 dollar video feed for Sept. I hope to hell Wayne brings up Homer Bailey.
Did I say that?

by dmcgee on Aug 29, 2006 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dudette..
at least i hope, i just made out with her on the couch. dont tell ash, though.

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're a good kisser
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

For some extra luck
In the spirit of the Scoreboard pregram ritual at Riverfront, here are a list of names of former Reds players.  

Granger, May, Tolan, Taubensee, Klusewski, Rose, Rose Jr., Bichette, Roomes, Layana, Reyes, Foster, Morgan, Haynes.

by JCH888 on Aug 29, 2006 11:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ross
Why wasn't he bunting?  This is unacceptable.  Getting a double is not what he is in there for.  HE NEEDS TO BUNT!!!

by JCH888 on Aug 29, 2006 11:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes!~
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

My hero!
Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Aug 29, 2006 11:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

David Ross
He's a lumberjack....

and just mentioned that last night's game had Jackie Chan, Pam Anderson, Kid Rock, and Pat Sajak.

Which one does not belong?

by Slyde on Aug 29, 2006 11:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pam Anderson?
Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Aug 29, 2006 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boobs
Heh heh heh

by firewood on Aug 29, 2006 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kid Rock.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 29, 2006 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Base hit!
5-4!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 11:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YES
SWEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!! FINALLY, THE FIRST LEAD IN A MONTH!!!

by JCH888 on Aug 29, 2006 11:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HOOHA!
5-4! This has got to be the first lead we've had in days...
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 11:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HooHa!!!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YEAH BABY!!!!!
Its Franklin time!

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 11:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

On Franklin:
I was going to do a photoshop of Franklin onto a bottle of '1-A-Day' vitamins and put it in Narron's hand, saying something about 'getting your daily Franklin' or 'Franklin-shaped chewables,' but I couldn't find adequate pictures to work with.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 29, 2006 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

quick
When was the last time the Reds actually led in a game?

by Gray on Aug 29, 2006 11:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Now 3-36 with RISP.
Huzzah!
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 29, 2006 11:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Really?
BP stole the base on a pitch out?
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 11:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

McClayton
He's gonna come through.

by JCH888 on Aug 29, 2006 11:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

100-129 steals?
that's awesome!
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Clayton...
Now a grounder to short so Milton can drive in Phillips.
Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Aug 29, 2006 11:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow royce,
way to receive the "verbal bunt sign"

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 11:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Belisle Warming
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 11:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Jerry...
My Reds Rally card has "Keep Milton in too long because you heart him."

Now you've ruined it.

Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Aug 29, 2006 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously!
Something's amiss.
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

werd
ph could use some drinks, though

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha!
it's good to have you back around Paul!

by Slyde on Aug 29, 2006 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Berry to MCClayton
"Don't bunt it to the shortstop..."

by firewood on Aug 29, 2006 11:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That's our Royce...
cue our laugh track...
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 11:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it's sad we just laugh at it now
isn't it?
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dutch! HooHa!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 11:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Clayton should DIAF....
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 29, 2006 11:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

McClayton sux
in case anyone forgot.
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Chris
Wow, I'm proud of him, he was pissed about that messed up bunt.

by JCH888 on Aug 29, 2006 11:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wait, what?
85 pitches in, he's coming out?

by Gray on Aug 29, 2006 11:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

so, will y'all come to the wedding
when i marry red reporter?  (boobs, don't worry, we can make out again in the coat closet.  red reporter won't know.)
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good God.
Someone slip you girls an e-micky tonight? ;)
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i meant in the coat closet
at the church
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 30, 2006 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What about Ryan Zimmerman!?
Surely you won't leave him for Red Reporter!?
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well
he's on a sucky team.  i'm a golddigger, i guess.
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 30, 2006 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know,
if this is a proposal, per #372 of our charter, it must be in poll form, so we can collectively decide whether to have you or not.
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, well that's ok.
I'm the Maid of Honor, right?
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If we, collectively, make up Red Reporter...
...then when's my turn?
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Daedalus
methinks you are going to wake up in the morning and wonder who that is sleeping in bed beside you.  You'll roll over to find it's Red Reporter, but the last thing you'll remember is Red Reporter offering to do shots with you.  And then you'll wonder why Red Reporter wants you to meet the parents (Reds Daily).  And you'll try to explain that you just want some time, but it's too late.  Red Reporter has already moved in a tooth brush and has an underwear drawer.

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

snort
Then she'll show up at RR day and realize we're a two-bagger.
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Freel better not get a hit
or Franklin won't be allowed to pitch
Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Aug 29, 2006 11:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lets win this one...
even if we have to go to three threads at some point.
Did I say that?

by dmcgee on Aug 29, 2006 11:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

MARTY JUST CALLED HIM UNCLE MILTY!!
I thought you guys made that up!
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 12:00 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

marty seems like the type to read blogs
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 30, 2006 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll take credit for that
Check the back blog. I called him Uncle Milty first.
Did I say that?

by dmcgee on Aug 30, 2006 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

now i'm frightened
maybe he really does read blogs, and he's reading what we've all written.

(hi, marty!  you rock!)

"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 30, 2006 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 30, 2006 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Marty reads RR in-game.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can't be...
If he did, he would have mentioned that Jerry Narron was blogging from the dugout a few weeks ago.
Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Aug 30, 2006 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we did...
marty reads RR!!!!!!!!!!!

so i guess he knows ash is off-limits for him.

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uncle Milty
was Milton Berle's nickname.  Now you know how old I am.  Of course some of you have probably never heard of Milton Berle.  Bonus points for the first who can tell who he was.
Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Aug 30, 2006 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Milton Berhle was a comedian.
on par with Bob Hope
Did I say that?

by dmcgee on Aug 30, 2006 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Milton Buherle?
Doesn't he pitch for the White Sox?
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You win
One of tv's earliest personalities.  He used to wear dresses a lot for laughs. Ask your grandparents!
Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Aug 30, 2006 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Jerry...
Double switch!  Bring the pitcher to bat in Clayton's spot, and move Aurilia to SS.
Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Aug 30, 2006 12:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Belisle
What? Did Franklin die?  Where is the bullpen ace?

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 12:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he'll close in the ninth
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 30, 2006 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

O M G
It's NOT Franklin!

by firewood on Aug 30, 2006 12:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's not fair...
Why's everyone picking on the girls tonight?
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 30, 2006 12:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i was like 'you cant throw him out'
and he was like "Yes I can, Farney, I have a great arm. Don't worry..." And he didn't get him, and I wasn't surprised.

by Farney on Aug 30, 2006 12:04 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh no
It's just like Franklin is in.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 12:04 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So, uhm, Belisle looking good so far...
Oh geez.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 12:05 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Griff and Dunner
Were just on Best Damn.  They threw footballs thru a tire against Jim Kelly. Woo.

by MixFMKyle on Aug 30, 2006 12:05 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

so they're not playing this game?
ha
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 30, 2006 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

amen, marty!
(i don't think this bullpen's any better than it was before the moves were made.)
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 30, 2006 12:05 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Marty thinks
Now that the bullpen is not any better than it was before all of the moves.

About time he came around to that conclusion.

Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Aug 30, 2006 12:05 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe he does read RR.
Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Aug 30, 2006 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Boobs...
Is Ash getting a 2 for 1 deal with you and Farney?
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 30, 2006 12:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ewwwwww.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Belatedly
Someone is now up in the bullpen.
Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Aug 30, 2006 12:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Rheal warming in the 'pen...
Oh shit.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 12:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i can hardly watch this mess
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 30, 2006 12:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck
hi bill.
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 30, 2006 12:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

screw it
what the...

geez....

why cant we...

i dont believ it...

Did I say that?

by dmcgee on Aug 30, 2006 12:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Please help
Watching Gamecast...what happened.

by LastRites on Aug 30, 2006 12:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Belisle
it's time for a xnij!

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 12:09 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dp!
Jeez!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 12:09 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, hey... DP.
That ain't bad.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 12:09 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

sparky would have hauled his ass out
two batters ago.
Did I say that?

by dmcgee on Aug 30, 2006 12:09 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah, well read:
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 30, 2006 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

woohoo!
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 30, 2006 12:09 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think its safe to say
IF Homer comes up to play for Jerry's Kids, Belisle will be optioned.

by MixFMKyle on Aug 30, 2006 12:09 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously ...
my unborn child can throw better than Matt Belisle, right now!!!

by LastRites on Aug 30, 2006 12:10 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

whew!
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 30, 2006 12:11 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh My

by firewood on Aug 30, 2006 12:12 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Time for another beer!
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 12:12 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i already started six
and am halfway through.  so sad, there's no more.
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 30, 2006 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so...
I guess both teams have traded bases-loaded, none-out moments of ineptitude. We're even.

by greg456 on Aug 30, 2006 12:12 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Slyde,
if you've got another game thread warming up, make sure it's not number 31.
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 12:12 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nah
this thread's got a few more good innings left in it.  It's rolling right now.  I'm going with this one for a while.

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're only starting your 6th beer?
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

closing on on 600 posts
is this a record??
Did I say that?

by dmcgee on Aug 30, 2006 12:15 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think we've
been over 700 before...we need an official records keeper...

NOT IT!

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not It!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this will definitely be
the 9 inning no rain delay record

by Red Menace on Aug 30, 2006 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like Red Menace
has volunteered to be the RR official records keeper.  Do we have a second on the nomination?

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahem. Is this thing on?
Riinnnngggg......I'll second.
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's fine
but bear in mind when I suspect people aren't checking up on me, I make shit up.

The longest gamethread was on May 15, 1956. In the end of a 14 inning Reds win over the Cubs, "GusBellsTaint" made the 812th post.

by Red Menace on Aug 30, 2006 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GusBellsTaint
that guy was such an ass.  I'm glad JD finally banned him.

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And all it took
was some booze, women, and hard-up dudes. Good Times!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dunn, Edwin, Junior
Surely we can get something done here, right?
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 12:15 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Apparently not so far. 2 out.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're MOOOOOTOOOOORINNNNNN'
Damn, I didn't get it posted soon enough.

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 12:15 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Close call.
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 12:16 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Junior
Say "Hi" to Reggie...
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 12:17 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't forget...
Hollandsworthless also has a hitting streak.
Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Aug 30, 2006 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jr
K

by mattg on Aug 30, 2006 12:17 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

did you mean
FUCK?  It didn't show up in your post.
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 30, 2006 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow. Just wow.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you want to get a shirt that says that?
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 30, 2006 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i want a shirt that says
"I made out with Daedelus in the coat room"

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah but then
some people might think you meant the guy that built the maze
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 30, 2006 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You did what!?
Now we're really over.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

aww,
surely there's room for three?
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 30, 2006 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

omg
that is so wrong....so why am I laughing?

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's your two beers
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 30, 2006 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I must've had too much Tab...
I had to chuckle at that...
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 30, 2006 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think all these posts...
Have broken my Internets...
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 30, 2006 12:19 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what the heck?
hamulack kinda sounds like michalak. pitches much better though, apparently.

by greg456 on Aug 30, 2006 12:19 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hmmm
Reds vs. Carrottop on Leno...

Both annoying most of the time, both sometimes make you laugh... I'm gonna go with Carrottop, then bed. Much less frustrating.

by greg456 on Aug 30, 2006 12:21 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait, what?
You're gonna go with Carrot Top to bed?
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i actually saw carrottop in person
at the louisville palace and he was hilarious. i was surprised that i liked him. seriously.

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm quite offended...
By all the bad language tonight....

I'm on my way to bitch about it in a diary...

I'll be right back...

There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 30, 2006 12:22 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Narron puts in Rheal
against a guy who has murdered the lefties all night.  Way to Go.

by MixFMKyle on Aug 30, 2006 12:23 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

are we giving out our phone numbers, slyde?
oh well,
   860-449-9957.
Did I say that?

by dmcgee on Aug 30, 2006 12:23 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nope
that was the RHM drunk dial hotline.

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hope that's not
one of those escort hotlines.
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 30, 2006 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Part III: Game Thread
http://www.redreporter.com/story/2006/8/30/02251/1918
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. --Oscar Wilde

by JD Arney on Aug 30, 2006 12:25 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

geez
i wish i had someone who could delete half my posts.
Did I say that?

by dmcgee on Aug 30, 2006 12:25 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ahahaha!
ahhh funny!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rheal Cormier
with the 1-2-3 inning. I must be drunk/hallucinating/dead ... something.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 12:25 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

we're in the hole
and all ryan's htinking about is 4 non-blondes

by Farney on Aug 30, 2006 12:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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