Chris Heisey's testimony

Dan Rubenstein heads to Columbus, Ohio to meet Hall of Fame legends Ricky Henderson, Frank Thomas, Johnny Bench, Wade Boggs, Rod Carew & more as they play contest winner Tim Wisecup in the Pepsi Max Field of Dreams.

This little fella got himself an unassisted triple play. We are still trying to confirm, but the thinly-veiled derision in the voice of the commentator sure sounds like tHom.

Here you go, kids. I cut out the interview part because they had killed the ballpark audio. You can hear people start screaming in the first part and JD gets a little rattled, and you can pretty clearly hear the "Jim Day....Kills Giraffes" chant just before they go to break. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Rob Neyer's mailbag: A recurring feature from SBNation's YouTube concern. A refreshing contrast to the empty-suited fundits of the world, Rob offers very thoughtful responses. Ask him something if you wanna.

The Small Sample Size Song... it's hilarious how many people on YouTube don't get it. No wait...that's sad.

I thought you'd all enjoy this wonderful piece of cinema.

A short video on Mariano Rivera's cutter. What a filthy pitch. Hopefully this takes our minds off the absurdity that is the Reds' start to the season. Happy Saturday!

Donald Lutz is massive, awesome, and a really good sport. He said he plans to "tear it up in Bakersfield so I can get to Florida." I'm pulling for him. He's the man. Personally, I think he might have the highest mustache ceiling in the Reds minor league system.

Jay Bruce in new MLB 2K12 trailer (Along with Kate Upton)