The Reds Beat On The San Diego Chicken Plus Special Bunny Addition

by JD Arney on Jan 4, 2007 7:20 PM EST in News

Things have been kind of tense around here, so here's some Reds beating up the San Diego Chicken:

And also a bunny with a pancake on it's head:

Oolong

There, that should solve everything.

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Was that a baseball field? Man, I haven't seen one of those in years.

Seriously though, why is it okay for mascots to teach kids that violence is acceptable but not video games or Ron Artest? I say, "Hit the hooker with the tire iron!"

And is it just me or does "a bunny with a pancake on it's head" sound like slang for genitalia?

by Slyde on Jan 4, 2007 7:27 PM EST reply actions

I just reminded myself

of something that I've been meaning to ask about. Hey boobs, did Uncle Bob win?

by Slyde on Jan 4, 2007 7:32 PM EST up reply actions

uncle bob

sadly, our good friend uncle bob, who loves you, lost the election to incumbent Marty McDonald pretty handily.

you can read his concession speech here:

http://www.silverthorn4judge.com/

So there you have it: apparently exploiting children does not work. Mike Sodrel, who ran the "hit the hooker with the tire iron" ad, also lost his seat as congressman of my district (he lost to baron hill, who beat him in 2002 and lost to him in 2004. expect baron v. mike chapter 4 in two years.)

It should be noted that Mike "Hit the hooker with the tire iron" Sodrel went to my high school and one of my colleges. Not surprisingly, he didn't graduate.

Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Jan 4, 2007 8:15 PM EST up reply actions

It's just you (^_^)

Coutlangus...Coutlangus...Coutlangus...

Don't mind me...just thinking positive and pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Jan 4, 2007 7:39 PM EST up reply actions

Coutlangus

I bet the bunny with a pancake on it's head likes Coutlangus.

by Slyde on Jan 4, 2007 7:43 PM EST up reply actions

You should never...

Let anyone touch your bunny.

Don't mind me...just thinking positive and pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Jan 5, 2007 12:38 PM EST up reply actions

...except for Coutlangus.

Don't mind me...just thinking positive and pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Jan 5, 2007 12:38 PM EST up reply actions

I was at that game

Unfortunately, those were actors impersonating actual Reds. ...making them no different from the other guys sitting in the bullpen at the time.

by cggarb on Jan 4, 2007 10:55 PM EST reply actions

Oh, snap!

by Slyde on Jan 4, 2007 10:59 PM EST up reply actions

I'm seeing two pancakes,

and are they on the bunny for scale or humiliation purposes?

Mascot violence is only cool if it's directed toward a blood drop. And where the Hell is Gapper, our Gapper?

Krivsky always said life was like a box of players....

by sukr on Jan 5, 2007 12:59 AM EST reply actions

bonus points

For someone who identifies what Mike Cameron's theme song is at the end.

by Red Menace on Jan 5, 2007 3:05 AM EST reply actions

I think it's

"I Got A Tiger By It's Tail" by Buck Owens

Let's bring back 1983 and call it Gary Redux!

by Pops Daniels on Jan 5, 2007 10:35 AM EST up reply actions

you just won a cupie doll

I actually don't know, but you sound confident enough for me.

by Red Menace on Jan 5, 2007 11:20 AM EST up reply actions

you mean a kewpie doll...

I would know... my high school's mascot is the Kewpies...lol Hickman Kewpies

by crolfer on Jan 7, 2007 12:32 AM EST up reply actions

I stand corrected

You darn kids with your rock music and your myspace.com. Stay off my yard.

by Red Menace on Jan 7, 2007 1:33 AM EST up reply actions

lol

just be glad you didn't have to go to a high school nicknamed the Kewpies... take a look at our ahem intimidating website:

http://www.kewpie.us/hhs/kewp.html

by crolfer on Jan 7, 2007 2:02 AM EST up reply actions

Kewpie Cheer.

Do you really shout the Kewpie Cheer?

Strawberry shortcake, Gooseberry Pie
V - I - C - T - O - R - Y
Are we It?
Well I guess Yes!
We're the Kewpies of
H - H - S!

by snohio on Jan 7, 2007 9:38 AM EST up reply actions

yup..

I'm in band... we shout it after we play the school song.

In accordance to the prophecy

by crolfer on Jan 7, 2007 7:40 PM EST up reply actions

That is hideous

You should change the name to the Red-faced Savages.

by Red Menace on Jan 7, 2007 7:53 PM EST up reply actions

Lol

Don't you think Kewpies is more intimidating though? Oh wait... Oh well... We hold our own in sports at least. Our baseball team has won districts five of the last nine years.

In accordance to the prophecy

by crolfer on Jan 7, 2007 8:13 PM EST up reply actions

That's good.

Or you guys would really be made fun of. :)

by snohio on Jan 8, 2007 9:47 AM EST up reply actions

They could

always change to the "Devil Kewpies". Oh, wait, that has been established as being a negative association. Well, they still need to toughen up the image. The "Suck It© Kewpies"?

Krivsky always said life was like a box of players....

by sukr on Jan 8, 2007 10:58 AM EST up reply actions

put this on your sandwich:

In 4192, Petey sailed the ocean blue.

by Daedalus on Jan 8, 2007 12:09 PM EST up reply actions

"Kewt" little guy can't fool me.

I don't trust yellow mayonnaise, or bottles of yellow mayonnaise that may or may not say "bird flu control sample".

Krivsky always said life was like a box of players....

by sukr on Jan 8, 2007 1:00 PM EST up reply actions

whoa! creepy

I seriously saw that stuff two weeks ago at an Oriental food shop... my dad was cooking us Chinese... yum

In accordance to the prophecy

by crolfer on Jan 10, 2007 4:38 PM EST up reply actions

on a positive note

I've been reading since October, but this is my first time commenting. Anyway, looking to the possible future, did anyone catch this article at Hardball Times about remaining free agents. Do we have a chance at any of these, and should we take it? Or are some of these dudes too OBP oriented for our beloved Krivsky?

Party on, Wayne.

by davemaher on Jan 5, 2007 10:38 AM EST reply actions

welcome

I don't see any matches there. THT on Trot Nixon: Nixon is a terrific example of the importance of focusing on what a player can do, rather than what he can't. Adam Dunn is a graduate course in this subject, but a lot of Reds fans still haven't taken to the lesson.

by Red Menace on Jan 5, 2007 11:19 AM EST up reply actions

Arthur Rhodes

is on the wrong (young) side of 40.

by ken on Jan 5, 2007 1:20 PM EST up reply actions

I have an idea

Since the tension has been a bit thick, I offer a respite for many of the more intense around here. My new blog (in no way meant to intefere with cordial traffic around here) might be just the place to momentarily exile to expound upon some of the more vehement or vulgar arguments. Let me know what you think, and if it's not welcome, then I'll try no to mention it again. http://firegeorgegrande.blogspot.com/

Let's bring back 1983 and call it Gary Redux!

by Pops Daniels on Jan 5, 2007 10:41 AM EST reply actions

Ehhhxcellent

I was going to be "first" to piss everyone off, but no anonymous comments? I like it anyway.

Krivsky always said life was like a box of players....

by sukr on Jan 5, 2007 10:50 AM EST up reply actions

Frottage

If I had not clicked the link, I might not have learned my thing for the day. Who knew what 'Bagpiping' meant, comedy. God bless the Wiki

Krivsky always said life was like a box of players....

by sukr on Jan 5, 2007 12:27 PM EST up reply actions

Ah, Yes

A couple one of my favorite deviances. Did you happen to notice that I linked his MySpace page. It's vile.

Let's bring back 1983 and call it Gary Redux!

by Pops Daniels on Jan 5, 2007 1:13 PM EST up reply actions

Oh my stars...

Grande's myspace page is like a picture of Times Square done in fingerpaint.

Don't mind me...just thinking positive and pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Jan 5, 2007 4:38 PM EST up reply actions

i'm blinded by it.

winter is boooooooring

by Daedalus on Jan 5, 2007 4:49 PM EST up reply actions

Isn't it a scientific fact...

that anyone over say, 40 who has a myspace page is a trolling pedophile?

Eight year olds, Dude.

by Red Menace on Jan 5, 2007 8:08 PM EST up reply actions

now that you say that...

although it seems to me that george grande would somehow be a victim of pedophiles, even at his age. i mean, he won't even say the D word... he's a big, gray haired child!

winter is boooooooring

by Daedalus on Jan 5, 2007 9:06 PM EST up reply actions