Game Thread: PaRRRRRRRt 2

you shouldda just told me that's what you were reading around the house today, I would have believed you. Nothing wrong with being smart. My wife is smart, which is why I get to goof off on the internet so much.

by Slyde on Sep 19, 2006 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions

AK

Which is bigger my e-arrrrrs or my arrrrrrse?

Either way my barnacles itch.

Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 9:48 PM EDT reply actions

use the hand

not the hook

"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions

what kind of tobacco do pirates use?

surely not levi garrett...

Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 9:48 PM EDT reply actions

blooped into left center

Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 9:48 PM EDT reply actions

Richie

Do my eyes deceive me, or there any reason to believe he can't play SS in '07?

Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 9:51 PM EDT reply actions

phillips

"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions

He could...

But how 'bout we put Phillips there and have ARRRRilia play second?

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions

move BP to short

ARRRRRilia can play second.

"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions

Hmmm.

Me thinks this swashbuckler has gone topsy-turvy in the skull:
http://www.crawfishboxes.com/story/2006/9/19/195119/688#commenttop

What say we throw down the gangplank and scuttle his ship? I'm just pirate kidding. But the dude does seem worse off than Andrew.

I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 9:52 PM EDT reply actions

That's a whole lot ot

talking to himself there...

"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions

Is every other site

Just populated by one person?

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions

I'm starting to think

SB Nation is a mob front. Arrr!

I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions

Arrr...

Maybe we kin go over an' raise the ol' Jolly Roger together?

Who's with me, me hearties?

Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Sep 19, 2006 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions

I'd do it..

but we'd be accused of "insert pirate word for mob" mentality.

I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions

Arrr...

I've become a privateer over there!

Caleb? Are ye with me, Bucko?

Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Sep 19, 2006 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions

Crawfish Boxes

actually has quite a few members, I just think everybody over there gave up on the season a while ago, and therefore the site... RR is just that awesome.

"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions

i commented!

"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions

Arrr!!!

Bucket o' Blood!!!

Dead men tell no tales!

Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Sep 19, 2006 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions

Stopped in to say

Arrrr.

BTW: Trey's favorite Backyardigans is "A Pirate Says Arrr!"

http://www.nickjr.com/shows/backyardigans/videos/back_pirates.jhtml

by snohio on Sep 19, 2006 9:53 PM EDT reply actions

I like Riding the Range

Arrr

by Red Menace on Sep 19, 2006 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions

This one be dirrrrrty

What do a blonde and a pirate have in common?

A little black patch

by Red Menace on Sep 19, 2006 9:53 PM EDT reply actions

2nd favorite 70's Red

Arrrrrrr-turo DeFrietes.

2nd only to Ed Arrrrr-mbruster.

Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 9:54 PM EDT reply actions

avast

a mighty blast from the past

"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions

So,

who's gonna rob the third Red of the inning for the last out?

"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 9:55 PM EDT reply actions

Don't you mean "plunder"?

I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions

Nope. I meant rob.

I'm all pirate-lingo'd out.

"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions

and we was athinkin

ye was a lass of some stamina

"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions

Like you said

a favorite at the taverns...

[whistles]

Ha!

"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions

you are dirty

i love it

Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions

If Aurilia gets robbed here too . . .

I'm going down to Houston myself to punch some Astros in the throat.

by Brian B on Sep 19, 2006 9:56 PM EDT reply actions

that's the spirit

kick their damn lawn gnome over too!

by Slyde on Sep 19, 2006 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions

Which one?

Everett or Biggio?

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions

hehe

good one.

by Slyde on Sep 19, 2006 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions

yes

that one killed me

by Brian B on Sep 19, 2006 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions

Sorry Brian, I can't resist.

"Kill the pirate!"
"I am not a pirate! It so happens that I am a lawyer!"
"...Kill the lawyer!"

I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions

hook

"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions

Again, yes.

But he doesn't seem amused.

I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions

Ash wins

R rated pirate jokes always take the cake.

Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 9:58 PM EDT reply actions

please please please

tell me someone is warming in the 'pen

"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 9:59 PM EDT reply actions

no kidding

I'd have Venti and PrettyWhite up.

Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions

Hey, it's Harang!

...why?

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions

it appears the asstros blogger

doesn't respond to opposition comments.

"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 10:01 PM EDT reply actions

On he's High Horrrrrse!

I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions

No, he did respond!

I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions

I'm going to post the Jolly Roger soon.

Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Sep 19, 2006 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions

He... she? responded...

"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions

echo..

sorry

I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions

echo-cho-cho

Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions

i imagine

they are feeling similar to us, spirits crushed and all.

"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions

Ok Scotty

Do not be soft and white, clean and bright to Berkman.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 10:04 PM EDT reply actions

GABP

I'd be down $24 now. Good thing I budgeted for 9/23.

Hooah.

Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 10:04 PM EDT reply actions

Home Run Pump?

A little limp, no?

Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 10:06 PM EDT reply actions

The third out

would be excellent right about now

"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 10:07 PM EDT reply actions

at least they can get people to go to the ballpark

36K on a tuesday.

yes, i am aware of the size of houston versus cincy.

"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 10:08 PM EDT reply actions

I bet

it's all those shifty, displaced New Orleanians

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions

sure

they're using their FEMA cards to buy the tickets!

"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions

Scotty!

This is Franklin's gig! Stop stealing it!

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 10:10 PM EDT reply actions

Out # 3, please. PLEASE!!

"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 10:10 PM EDT reply actions

Man....

This kid Scott is a ballplayer.

How old is he?

Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 10:10 PM EDT reply actions

Wait

Why is DeWayne Wise in there? I missed that happening. Jesus, Jerry.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 10:10 PM EDT reply actions

He started the inning in left.

That's all I know.

"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions

He started the inning in left.

That's all I know.

"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions

more echo...

"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions

echo

"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions

echo

"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions

echo

"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions

echo

"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions

llama

"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions

at least he didnt put clayton in

Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions

[groan]

"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 10:10 PM EDT reply actions

shots of Harang in the dugout looking nervous

This is bad...

by Red Menace on Sep 19, 2006 10:11 PM EDT reply actions

no, no, no, no

gd it!

"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 10:11 PM EDT reply actions

im sorry, i know we're falling apart....

but plunking huff was awesome

Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 10:11 PM EDT reply actions

come back it's atrap!!!

"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 10:11 PM EDT reply actions

Stormy Seas

Require Cap'n David Weathers!

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 10:12 PM EDT reply actions

Egad

Is Stormy going for the 4 out save?

I'll take one out.

Karma was better with piratespeak. Arrrrrrrrgh.

Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 10:12 PM EDT reply actions

well, schoeneweiss and stormy

have been the best blowpenners lately, so if they give up the lead, so be it.

Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 10:13 PM EDT reply actions

Where was that pitch!?!?

We're fucked.

"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 10:14 PM EDT reply actions

NM

::exhale::

"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions

Stormy baby!

thats my DAWG!!

Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 10:14 PM EDT reply actions

Stormy know

how to secure the riggin'.

I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions

FSN on Weathers

Mr dependable...Mr Reliable...4teady by steady.

Whew. But he's still 10/17 in Sv sitch ytd.

Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 10:14 PM EDT reply actions

yeah but he hasnt had one in a while

Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions

Chris Burke

Lost at (Stormy) sea.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 10:15 PM EDT reply actions

whew!

too bad there's still another inning to suffer through.

"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 10:15 PM EDT reply actions

Phillips

any update?

"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 10:16 PM EDT reply actions

Being fitted

For a peg-head.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions

does it have any hits in it?

"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions

yeah

his face is fucked up

Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions

Can I get a

Hooha two-times "Suck it, Trever"!?

"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 10:17 PM EDT reply actions

Suck it, Treverrrrr!

I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions

Famous quotes:

Who said:

"I got my Bullpen from Point Shitty to Point Shittier, and all I had to give up was my offense!"

by Brian B on Sep 19, 2006 10:17 PM EDT reply actions

wayne?

Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions

what's the question mark for?

by Brian B on Sep 19, 2006 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions

before quickly adding

"And also my hopes for the postseason."

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions

Hit it to right!

Make Berkman run!

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 10:18 PM EDT reply actions

pirate joke

how do pirates know what day is game day?

they look on their calendARRRRR.

"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 10:18 PM EDT reply actions

C'mon

Edwin EncARRRRRRnacion!

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 10:19 PM EDT reply actions

hooha

"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 10:19 PM EDT reply actions

BP peg head?

Nah just an eye patch....

Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 10:19 PM EDT reply actions

Classic!

untill we find out he's really bad off, then we feel bad.

I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions

StrrrrohsDux

Says she's a she. FYI

I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 10:20 PM EDT reply actions

bitches?

Im headin over there...

Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions

oh great

now boobs is gonna hit on her.

and where's chandrathan to ask her for pictures of her in a bikini?

by Slyde on Sep 19, 2006 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions

Is he drunk?

Someone should go with him and make sure he doesn't drive, I mean, type.

I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions

Go get her sukr and boobs!

by Red Menace on Sep 19, 2006 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions

Why me?

I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions

You're boob's DD by default

"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions

boobs' ... whatever...

"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions

Hey!

I never heard 1-2-3 not it.

I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions

You must've missed it

Now be on your way, I'm sure boobs has already left!

"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions

Arrrr Gameday

is being slow.. I guess I could just go WATCH the game..

by snohio on Sep 19, 2006 10:21 PM EDT reply actions

I so called it.

StrosDux is a she.

"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 10:21 PM EDT reply actions

of course

someone beat me to it... I should be used to that by now.

"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions

Echo!!

I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions

stupid echo!!

"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions

A minute and a half!

It's like an insult to an echo. lol

I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions

FYI...

http://www.crawfishboxes.com/comments/2006/9/19/195119/688/91#91

Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Sep 19, 2006 10:23 PM EDT reply actions

Everett is awesome

Great play, thought it was a single all the way.

Suck it, Garrrrrrrr-ner.

Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 10:23 PM EDT reply actions

oh good

this game has tie ballgame written all over it. EdE is out, McClayton is in.

by Slyde on Sep 19, 2006 10:25 PM EDT reply actions

Y'know what's a good idea?

Taking out Edwin and putting in Clayton!

Jerry's heart lies to him.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 10:25 PM EDT reply actions

C'mon Stormy, keep it going

2 down.

by Slyde on Sep 19, 2006 10:27 PM EDT reply actions

boobs

He is laying it down.

I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 10:27 PM EDT reply actions

that bitch strosdux is weeeeiiiiirddddd

Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 10:28 PM EDT reply actions

Why?

Because she was disinclined to acquiesce to your request to hang out on the couch?

Bonus points

"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions

ARRR

That be Cap'n Barbosa. I wondered when that movie would come up.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions

BOHICA

"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 10:29 PM EDT reply actions

walked on 4 pitches

Aaaaaargh.

Biggio only has, what, 2900 hits?

Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 10:29 PM EDT reply actions

dude, sukr is a sweet dd

Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 10:29 PM EDT reply actions

Are George and Chris rooting for Biggio

those bastards got to go.

by Slyde on Sep 19, 2006 10:30 PM EDT reply actions

GG

I think GG pulls Chris down to his level sometimes.. Put him with Marty!

by snohio on Sep 19, 2006 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions

Wahoo MANOS!

"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 10:31 PM EDT reply actions

MdO

and "Golden Hands"

by Red Menace on Sep 19, 2006 10:31 PM EDT reply actions

We won?!?!?!?

WoooHoooo!!!!! ARRRRRRrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 10:31 PM EDT reply actions

Manos d'oro AND Golden Hands!

Oh George Grande, I was so excited until I heard you pork up one of your little phrases. Pumpkin boy.

But hey, this one belongs to the Reds baby!

Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 10:31 PM EDT reply actions

hooha

-nite

by snohio on Sep 19, 2006 10:31 PM EDT reply actions

yeah yeah yeah

Pirate nite '06 concludes.

What is tomorroe's theme?

Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 10:31 PM EDT reply actions

Can I take off the puffy shirt now?

by Slyde on Sep 19, 2006 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions

tomorrow's a day game

2pm

"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions

Can I get a HooHa two-times Tuesday WIN!!!!!!

Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 10:31 PM EDT reply actions

Hoo Ha!

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions

now if they can just do that

for every game from here on out, there might still be hope.

by Slyde on Sep 19, 2006 10:32 PM EDT reply actions

hooha

hope springs eternal

"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions

woohoo

i wish this game mattered.

"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 10:32 PM EDT reply actions

whew aye me final pirate joke

A pirate walked into a pet shop looking for a new parrot. The shopkeep told him that he only had one left and the bird was very talented. Walking up to the bird the pirate noticed he was sitting on a perch and had a red cord attached to one leg and a blue cord from the other. "What be these for" asked the pirate.

The shopkeep replied pull one and he speaks English and the other French. Pulling the Red cord the bird's leg flew off the perch and the bird said "Avast knock it off". "Amazin" said the Pirate. "Pull the other one". The shop keep pulls the blue cord and the bird's other leg flew off the perch and he said "Coups d'Avast il au loin" "Amazin" said the pirate. "What happens if you pull 'em both at the same time?"

The parrot replied "I fall off me perch dumb ass"

"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 10:33 PM EDT reply actions

Avast!

This bauble be belongin' to the Reds! Yarr!

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 10:33 PM EDT reply actions

yo ho yo ho

a pirates life fer me!!

"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions

Join me in me sea chantey

Sixteen men on a dead man's chest...

Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Sep 19, 2006 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions

I thought it was fifteen?

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions

don't forget

tomorrow's a day game!

"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 10:33 PM EDT reply actions

it's on ESPN, right?

by Slyde on Sep 19, 2006 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions

no idea

day games aren't blacked out on mlb.tv, so i'm watching that. no boss this week, so i'm watching full screen.

"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions

just checked my on screen schedule

'tis on at 2pm.

by Slyde on Sep 19, 2006 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions

Sweet!

I can watch it!

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions

i'll miss it either way

doing a one day trip to St louis

"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions

to burn it down?

"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions

if anything happens to their new stadium

you never saw me or read this post.

"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions

actually

going to the Maynard Ferguson Tribute Concert

"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions

arrrrr

sailing me ship, The Red Vixen, down the Scioto, down the Ohio to the Mississip and on to the Arch. Then fire at will (or Albert)

"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions

is deno gonna get pied????

he seems to think so...

Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 10:37 PM EDT reply actions

Cap'n Crunch

being interviewed by JD, Jim Day. And I use the term interviewed loosely.

by Slyde on Sep 19, 2006 10:37 PM EDT reply actions

Yeah...

Don't let me write Jim Day's bluwiki entry; it will not be pretty.

"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions

Bronson v. the Rocket

Who will get less run support?

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 10:41 PM EDT reply actions

the Rocket

I hope

"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions

doubleheader

Have the Reds had a doubleheader this year?

by Brian B on Sep 19, 2006 10:42 PM EDT reply actions

Do you count

18 inning games?

I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions

Haven't had one of those either

"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions

I was exaggerating.

Sorry.

I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions

Oh, it wasn't you...

I was just reminded of Franklin and his one-pitch performance in the 16-inning debacle in LA. effin' Franklin.

"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions

Wiki...

Someone ought to do one on International Talk Like a Pirate Day on RR/Crawfish Boxes...

Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Sep 19, 2006 10:48 PM EDT reply actions

it's mentioned

in cap'n crunch

"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions

1-2-3 not it

Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions

Wiki

I think the Wiki is going to need some re-organization. Possibly a history section where we can track memorable nights. Then Menace can have some place to log all of his notes that he's been keeping at the RR Historian.

by Slyde on Sep 19, 2006 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions

Wiki

agreed. I'm sure he has plenty of them to get into print

"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions

You know what's scary?

Watching BBTN with Karl, Kruk, and Tino and trying to understand what they are saying. Then, all of the sudden the show is over and QUITE FRANKLY WITH STEPHEN A. SMITH COMES YELLING ON THE TV. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

by Slyde on Sep 19, 2006 11:02 PM EDT reply actions