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Game Thread: Game 150 vs. the Astros

H_tiny by JD Arney on in News

TIME: 8:05 @ Minute Maid Park

                                       

ASTROS PROBABLE:                 REDS PROBABLE:
Matt Albers (0-1, 4.35)              Aaron Harang (13-11, 3.88)

There was a time I thought Harang had a shot at winning 18 games. He's been terrible in September, so maybe he's just tired. Barring something terrible, he should go over his career high in innings pitched tonight, and that's with a couple of starts left to go.

Go Reds!

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Matt Albers? What happened to Petttttitttttte?
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 6:56 PM EDT reply actions  

arrrrgggg
ahoy, we be killin him who ever him is
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 6:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Avast ye, matey!
That's "arrrr..."

Not "Arrggh."

"Arrrrr..." is what we pirates say.

"Arrrgghh" is what Redlubbers say when that no-account Narron puts that scurvy swab Franklin in the game.  Maybe also when ye sit on a belaying pin.

Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Sep 19, 2006 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

line up
Red Sam Bonney
Iron Jack Rackem
Bloody Sam Kidd
Hobblin' Edgar Blythe
Saggin Jowls Willie
Noseless Quincy
Jelly Wrist Pablo
Sweatin Bryant Jones
No Eyes Hank
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Jelly Wrist Pablo?
I choked on Skyline I was laughing so hard.
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

aye
we just pass em along lassie not make em up
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

pirate joke
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"

"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Garr!
Tis the plank if you don't tell more of those.

by Pilsner73 on Sep 19, 2006 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

pirate joke
A pirate with an eye patch seemed down at a bar. The bartender asked, "What's wrong?" The pirate replied, "Arrrgh, they wanted me to be a teacher... but I only had one pupil!"
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

we should play games tonight
and when someone loses they have to update the wiki

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Favorite Pirate Destination
Arrrruba...
I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Caleb's wench offers
Arrrrrgentina
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would that be the piratical
wench with the peg leg? ;)
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

aye
that be her!!
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pirate Joke
What is a pirate's favorite venereal disease?

Gon-ARRRRR-rhea!

by Pilsner73 on Sep 19, 2006 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Yikes.
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

now that gets an
arrrgggg
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Favorite Pirate Fast food
Long John Silverrrrrs and Arrrrrrby's
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

pirate joke
A pirate captain walks into a bar with his first mate and they sit down at the bar. Now, the pirate captain has been a little down on his luck in the world of women, know what I mean? His first mate notices some lovely piratical wenches across the bar.

"Arr, cap'n, you should go o'er thar and talk to her, ask her to dance, aye?"

The captain replied "Arrrr, but what about me one eye? What if she makes fun of it?"

"Don't worry cap'n," said the first mate. "She only has one leg! She won't say anything with that one peg leg."

Convinced, the captain went over and immediately impressed the lady as pirates will do. He asked her if she'd like to dance.

"Would EYE, Would EYE!" she exclaimed.

"Oh yeah? Well... Peg Leg! Peg Leg!" replied the insulted captain!

"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Who said this
"But I don't want to be a Pirate"

a) Some guy
b) My friends nephew
c) Jerry Seinfeld
D) Sean Casey

by Pilsner73 on Sep 19, 2006 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

c
jerry's poofy shirt?
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Winner winner
llama dinner
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Winner
Actually all answers are correct.  As a winner you get the box dvd set of the new hit show "Mind of Narron"  the 30 minute comedy where you get 30 minutes of dead air.

by Pilsner73 on Sep 19, 2006 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arrr...
Beeeeeeeeeepppp...
Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Sep 19, 2006 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Random observation:
George Grande has the world's worst combover.
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

E-mail
his partner asking about combovers and if he thinks they look RRRRRRidiculous

by Pilsner73 on Sep 19, 2006 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.
Steve Chabot.
More more more ....... how do you like it?

by Gapper on Sep 19, 2006 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lineup
Freel CF
Phillips 2B
Dunn LF
/Arrrrrr/ilia SS
Hatteberg 1B
Edwin 3B
Denorfia RF
LaRue C
Harang P
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I like
till the 7 and 8th spot.

by Pilsner73 on Sep 19, 2006 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

stoopid tags...
Arrrrr ilia
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Turn this Mutha Out
Almost 30 comment twenty minutes before the game.  Impressive.

Harang goes for 200th K tonight.  He needs a 4yr/40 mil asap.  KRIVSKY!

Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

pirate joke
A little boy dresses up as a pirate for halloween. He has a bit of a speech impediment. The first house he goes to he says, "I'm a birate. This is my barrot. Can I have some bandy?" The woman looks at him and says, "My my aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?" The boy looks at her angrily and says "On the side of my buckin head you buckin dumass."
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Ty Webb type Enthusiasm
Anyone wanna take a shot at his 4 line ditty?  Probably the 2nd best song in Caddyshack...
Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

arrrrrrrrrrr i got nuttin
except
don't be so hard on yourself judge. you're a tremendous slouch.
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

here
I was born to love you
I was born to lick your face
I was born to rub you
But you were born to rub me first
Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

shiver me timbers i almost forgot
hooha
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Hooha!
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arroyo best interview on club
No uh's, stammers, etc.  Good pace and vocal inflection.

FYI- He's playing RedsFest.  Grunge in the winter.

Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Cheers, gang
Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Lets kick the tires and light the fires big daddy
I'm having me a big ole toast to what has a fun season despite the shitty time of late. No. 1 for me is a vintage Bud Light, circa July. Cheers!

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Independence Day
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

You might not like me
so much after you discover that I edited your bluwiki entry...
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, ok
I'm kidding. Kinda. It's nothing evil. :)
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

All I did was
correct a typo and add "mostly off-again" - I can't take credit for anything else.
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

The rest
was me ;)
I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

mine
Born on jul 27
Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, so, we've got Harang
on the road, 3-0 this season against the Astros. Can we get a win tonight? (God forbid?)

A sign of life from the offense? Something? Anything?

"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

i can't seem to
fine any enthusiasm for this game.
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

That's ok, just hang out
and talk like a pirate :)
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

The last time
Someone said that to me, it didn't work out so well.
Please contribute to the Hats for Bats fund.

by Pilsner73 on Sep 19, 2006 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's "find"
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did make a bluwiki page for you
go check it out at your leisure
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

LoL!
Well, you cheated on me after all...
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

this inning is flying by
Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

2 pitches, 2 outs?
hey, at least if we see a perfect game, thats something...

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

that was quick...
People ask me what I do in the winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. -Rogers Hornsby

by mattg on Sep 19, 2006 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah...
i didnt have time to finish my first one

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Annnd that was a fast, pathetic half-inning.
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey,
but we're not losing yet!
I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

That'd be a helluva feat
if we were losing before the Astros even got to bat.
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup.
Was thinking the same thing.
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

aaarrrr
yet being the key word
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

arrrrr time for a pirate joke
A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances

The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat!"

"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Whooooooooooooo
Lives in a pineapple under the sea?  

(De bats be sleeping with de fishies)

Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

aye he is
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

DP
W/out "6-4-yessirree"
Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

avast
Did you hear about the pirate who took up boxing?

He had a killer left hook!

"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

i thought he had it
Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

damned close
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

arrrrrrrrrrrrr
phillips got beaned
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice.
2 out BS. And Phillips is dead. Great.
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

freel looks ticked
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

So what's more damaging to a player's career?
Davy Jones's Locker, or Doc Kremchek's Diagnosis Room of Terror?

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Doc Doom
"it's nothing. No really. You're day-to-day. Trust me I'm a Doctor. Want to see my thermometer?
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Want to see my thermometer?
EWWWWWWWWW.

Haha!

"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here comes Ray Ray
Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Sounds like
BP hurt his gizzard.
I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Rocky
and who're you calling a Mick?

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

yo
ya got ta open muh eye
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

arrrr
phillips looks really wobbly
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Welcome to the worst
three weeks of baseball I've ever had to endure. This just keeps getting more and more brutal.
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

i think this injury is my fault
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

did you
stick a pin in phillips by mistake?
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey
Be careful with those pins!  
Please contribute to the Hats for Bats fund.

by Pilsner73 on Sep 19, 2006 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

i gave myself a head injury this morning
and now phillips has a head injury.  it has to be related.
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you
stick a pin in yourself by mistake?
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe the voodoo gods
are pujols fans?
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about both?
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gamecast sez:
"Cincinnati Reds second baseman Brandon Phillips left the game due to an injured head."

A knock on the noodle?  A conk on the cranium?  A scuffed-up skull?

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe later...
Cincinnati Reds manager Jerry Narron left the game due to an injured brain.
Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many diff colors of dirt...
Are there in the infield @ HOU?
Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Small miracles...
coulda been Clayton in at short, w/ Arrrrilia moving over to second.
I'll take Ray Ray.
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

why couldn't it have been clayton
who was hurt?
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're still waiting for that "accident"
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why not put Olmedo at SS?
Doesn't he have more range than Arrrrrrilia?

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't be losin' hope, me hearties...
At least it wasn't that scalawag McClayton went in for BP.
Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Sep 19, 2006 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

too early
for that scury dawg
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah
we need him off the bench for when we're down by two with bases loaded and one out.
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

what actually happened to BP anyway?
i didn't see it.
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

a throw from farney short-hopped
him and bounced up and hit him in the face HOME RUN DENO!!!!
Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alberrrrrrrrs
Can't hit the zone.  Putting ducks on the pond for EdE.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

quack
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bloop to the pitcher
Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Have we gotten a ball past the pitcher?
Je-sus.
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Shiver me timbers!
Aye!!!
Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Sep 19, 2006 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whaaa!?!?!
Deno? Oh Yeah!!!!!!!!
I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow.
DENO!! (It's about effin' time!)
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

DeNo Can
Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

aye aye Cptn
captn blood goes deep
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Cap'n Crunch
Deno's new nickname:

No time for photoshop work.

by Slyde on Sep 19, 2006 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa, Deno
or, in the spirit of the day, Denorrrrrrrrfia.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

No. 2...
Corono Light... no born-on date. judging by the taste, i'd say it's mexican
Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Yup.
Bottled water tastes the same no matter how old it is. :)
I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah man,
you gotta graduate to chocolate milk, at least
Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was talking about your beer.lol
I'm on call at worrrk. No Grog:(
I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

ohhhhh
it doesnt taste like water. it tastes like piss
Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

swill
or grog
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

yay!
runs!
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

What is this "lead"?
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

aye lead
Lead is a chemical element in the periodic table that has the symbol Pb (L. plumbum) and atomic number 82. A soft, heavy, toxic and malleable poor metal, lead is bluish white when freshly cut but tarnishes to dull gray when exposed to air. Lead is used in building construction, lead-acid batteries, bullets and shot, and is part of solder, pewter, and fusible alloys. Lead has the highest atomic number of all stable elements - although the next element, bismuth has a half life so long it can be considered stable.
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

No no no.
I've forgotten the concept of "being ahead" as well.

But hey, thanks for the chemistry lesson. :)

"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're just a head?
what about the rest of your body?
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wah wah.
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Deno delivers"
HOOHA!!
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon lARRRRRRRRue
You've been hot lately.  Keep it up!

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Hot?
He's so hot he has the average all the way up to .187.
Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Sep 19, 2006 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now that's
Sizzling...
Please contribute to the Hats for Bats fund.

by Pilsner73 on Sep 19, 2006 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

LaRue got good wood on it
After forgetting the count....
Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

interstate
is it even possible for him to get over the Mendoza line?

if not then we makes him walk the plank

"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

We kin keelhaul im too.
Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Sep 19, 2006 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahem.
"I Wonder, how long it's been since we led a game?"
I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

It's been dickety-six innings
We had to say "dickety" because the Kaiser had stolen our word for "twenty."

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

In those days,
we called nickles bees. We'd say, "gimme five bees for a quarter"
I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh
Friday, 9/15, 9th inning.

by Slyde on Sep 19, 2006 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burke is a hustler
Too big for an ALS?
Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

What about UPS?
Useless Piece of Shit?

I nominate McClayton.

Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Sep 19, 2006 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

aye agree
sort of like Begin the Beguine
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

aye he is
but he has the other traits
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

EE
Manos de getting better.
Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

bat goes kinda cold but the
'D' improves. Go figure.
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude,
harang totally threaded the needle... but these fast innings mean im getting behind in grog
Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

How many more K's
does hARRRRRang need to get to 200?

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Six more.
Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Sep 19, 2006 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Harrr harrr
Har-de-harr harr
Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Sep 19, 2006 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watch out, he's not the only one...
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know it's Talk Like a Pirate Day
but do quotes from the Sea Captain (Simpsons) count?

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

if captain crunch counts...
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

i always wondered why
cap'n crunch is pouring milk into his treasure chest... YOURE RUINING THE BOOTY, MAN!
Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only bring it up
because he doesn't have time to write out Captain.  he's too busy making the damn cereal crunchy!  (and oh, so delicious)

by Slyde on Sep 19, 2006 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

for example
"We've got to protect our precious cargo"

"Would that be the hotpants sir?"

"...Aye, the hotpants."

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

what goes
click, CLOMP, click, CLOMP, click, CLOMP, click, CLOMP?
Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

give up?
A pirate with a peg leg and a fat foot.

Man, thats not very funny.

Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I figured
the pirate had stepped on a bottle cap with his peg leg or something.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

arrrr pirate name for any one using dude
Calico Davy Flint
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Chemistry Lesson
boobs: I've just had an apostrophe!
Caleb: I think you mean an epiphany.
boobs: Right...lightening has just struck my brain. Caleb: That must hurt.
bonus points
I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Aye!
I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Run home Jack!
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Jack"
went on to have a job with the Missile Defense Team of the U.S. Government

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

ralted isnt a word
and i dont know how i feel about being compared to smee... smee was smug. and smiley. and not smart.
Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shoulda said
bonus booty.
I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

but then,
that sounds funny
I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it odd
that I saw "bonus booty" and thought of Jennifer Lopez?
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah.
Should I link the boing sound?
I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

pieces of eight
 and dubloons
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very good!
Bonus Dubloons.
I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

ALS K
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

i wonder what michael's like in real life
i bet he races miniature cars. you know, those ones that look like go-carts?
Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

i think
michael is actually marty.
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he relates everything to poker
"Your veal parmaggiani is bad and hasn't gotten better over the years.  It's a losing hand.  Gotta know when to fold 'em."

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

He does not race the little cars.
Instead, when Michael has free time, he and I go out into the woods, paint our faces and bang drums and say manly things, like "Adam Dunn is overpaid and overrated."  That's one of the ways we get ideas for Michael Diaries.
Little voices are people too.

by Mini Michael on Sep 19, 2006 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bonus points to Daedalus
Already has Denorfia identified on the Wiki as Cap'n Crunch.  I'll give you double bonus points for that!

by Slyde on Sep 19, 2006 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

woohoo!
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arr!
Go Daedalus! It's your Birrrrfday!
I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, someone's a work-horse...
you should rest d... why dont you sit down on the couch and prop your feet up...
Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok
move over though.
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adam Dunn
"food for llamas on Red Reporter"

Hilarious!!

"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

George Grande calls for a hurricane to hit Houston
I like it.
More more more ....... how do you like it?

by Gapper on Sep 19, 2006 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

arrrr
a pirates worst fear, except maybe for an unclean wench
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol
we need some more unclean wenches around here
Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

is he going to stay in houston for it?
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh oh,
this is the most important measuring stick a player can win... the Gold Glove...
Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Dunn's a pirate captain
He's striking out...FOR ADVENTURE!!!

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

observant and yella and porous is he
Somebody do a Wiki on the onesie.
Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Bloop-o-meter
4 or 5 so far.
Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, so yeah
edwin looked safe. nice hustle... he hasnt packed it in
Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

it just occured to me
that i have not had cap'n crunch cereal in at least a decade.  maybe i'll pick some up tomorrow.
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

What Grande-isms am I forgetting
aside from "bloop" and "yesiree"?
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't forget...
The man-love for the opposing players.
Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Sep 19, 2006 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's...gonna...be...gone!
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got that one.
Got that, bloop (of course!), and Jim Edmonds manlove.
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

a "shot"
Hi, hello, and welcome.
"Prince Albert"
He got it!  He got it!
Jimmy Edmonds, your muscles are glistening.

by Slyde on Sep 19, 2006 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Twins!
Born on Jul 27. I'm hoping for triplets. Stay tuned.
Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Hooha!
Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Sep 19, 2006 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Er...
Shiver me timbers!
Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Sep 19, 2006 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahoy!
Adam from Milwaukee with an assist. Michael is not wearing his shirt.
Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

yes!
berkman gets caught!  woohoo!
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

aye
capn crunch!!
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

laRue
base hit.. what's he hitting now?
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

grande just used the word "proven"
incorrectly!! HAHAHA! Oh, the grammar police. Sorry. the grammarrrrrrr police.
Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

arrrr what the hell
is marty yakkin about??  
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

honestly
i don't know.  i couldn't follow it.
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

six game hitting streak
for LaMendoza?
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

aye
a bunt???
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Is JD here?
We're starting to get a little heavy...
Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

wow
it took ten years to get this far last night
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Boy does that bunt help out"
Yeah, because if freel doubles with runners on 1st and second, they both still score... oh wait...
Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

larue
does not score from first on that
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

lARRRRue's not used to being on base
He gets lost if he has to go more than two at a time.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi Hello and Welcome!
A 3 run lead?  
Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Farrrrrney
the wee bloke comes through. Take that astrrrros from our ALS
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

we're baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
Im trying to get ryan weened off that 4-non blonde peg legs shit...

by Farney on Sep 19, 2006 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

woohoo!
scoring is fun!
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Stupid Dunn RBI single.
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

llama llama
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

LaRuef! LaRuef! LaRuef is on fire!
More more more ....... how do you like it?

by Gapper on Sep 19, 2006 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Gappeeezy...
have a drink... it's HooHa two-times pirate tuesday!
Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hooha!
from the skipper of the ButtPirates of the RR Fantasy Football League!
More more more ....... how do you like it?

by Gapper on Sep 19, 2006 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, we're still in this.
If we don't lose another game the rest of the season......
I don't trust boobs.

by sukr on Sep 19, 2006 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Triplets arrive 9:14pm
.Kinda like McCracken, McWomack and McClayton.
Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

aye
triplets?
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

word
that means three bud lights with the same born-on date. Catch up Davy Jones...
Fynal Cut... Get skewered

by boobs on Sep 19, 2006 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

aye it tis
raiding and pilaging and plundering !!!
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Michaels new nickname for Adam
DunnKKKKey
Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Dammit, Jr.
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

pirate joke
Why was the pirate wearing a parka. Because he was in the ARRRRRRtic.
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

aye
the heir apparent to take over the mantle of ALS for the 'stros
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

pirate joke
Why did Jason Bay cry?  Because the CARRRRRRRdinals won every year.
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Why Jason Bay?
I also cried.
More more more ....... how do you like it?

by Gapper on Sep 19, 2006 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's a pirate
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

aye
what's happening to harrrang?
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

pirate joke
why are pirates pirates?

because they ARRRRRRRRRRe.

"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

aye hooha
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aaaargh.
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grande says
"You can tell by the crack of the bat how well he hit it".

Unlike a bloop, which has a plethora of sounds.

Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

does marty do email on the road?
think he'd talk like a pirate??
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe Steve will do it
Doesn't have much to lose.

And apparently Brantley talks like a cowboy.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only at home.
"No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause." Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?" - Peter Griffin

by Ash on Sep 19, 2006 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsome
"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes." - Crash Davis

by Caleb on Sep 19, 2006 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who was the 70's version of Rolando Roomes?
Ed Arrrrr-mbruster.
Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Yowza!
Check out Chris Sampson's ACTION! photo on GameCast.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 19, 2006 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

pirates!
For those yet to adequately celebrate the holiday, go watch this.  And get back to me, or something.

by Gray on Sep 19, 2006 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Yar, Har, Fiddle-dee-dee
I've seen this one before.  I like how the pirate guy yells "Waaaa-aankers!" in the middle of it when he's supposed to say "Weigh Anchor!"
More more more ....... how do you like it?

by Gapper on Sep 19, 2006 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

what the heck
was that girl in pink dancing on the island?
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Sep 19, 2006 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah...
all I can say is, wtf?

There is no remotely rational explanation.

by Gray on Sep 19, 2006 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slow refresh
Let me know when the new thread is up, please.  Aye 'preciate it.
Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

by ohiobobcat on Sep 19, 2006 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

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Brandon Phillips in Decline?

by varrys 1 day ago 11 comments

You say, "Zavada" I say, "Rapada"...

by Joe Nolan's Neckbeard 5 days ago 10 comments

Glenn Braggs Strike Two Broken Bat

by OHSnap 8 days ago 11 comments | 1 rec

Let the Schoenfield Hating Begin!

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman 8 days ago 4 comments

Adrian Cardenas just got DFA'd.

by Excalib8 14 days ago 9 comments | 1 rec

Mat Lato's Caravan Interview (Video)

by Yossarian22 16 days ago 3 comments

Reds reach Minor League deal with Jeff Francis | reds.com: News

by ben nevis 16 days ago 13 comments | 1 rec

"He’s a guy I’ve always liked," Baker said. "I think he’s a great addition...

by Yossarian22 18 days ago 8 comments

Johnnie B. Baker and the Legend of Knifey-Spoony

by BobbyO 24 days ago 27 comments

Reds sign Ryan Ludwick

by DerekH91 26 days ago 407 comments

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