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Game Thread: Part III

H_tiny by JD Arney on in News

5-5 in the bottom of the seventh.

Go Reds!

Oh yeah, and the no hitter is still in tact. HOOHA!

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First post!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah but
i was first in spirit
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 30, 2006 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pirst fost
Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Aug 30, 2006 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Lisa needs braces!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Part 3 baby!
Gus Bell's Taint in the heezyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

I doubt
he wants any part of this trainwreck.
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes
I'm here. Silently judging all of you.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. --Oscar Wilde

by JD Arney on Aug 30, 2006 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

its cool
just stay away from ash.

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

JD, I might need a restraining order
:)
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

its cool
theres room on the couch for jd

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Somehow
I'm laughing aloud and going "ewwwww" at the same time. Interesting noise. That, and the friggin' couch is going to break here soon.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

at least
we know you're not a southern baptist preacher.
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 30, 2006 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

There will be hell to pay
in tomorrow's game thoughts. And you, Daedalus, should be our spiritual leader. Impure thoughts, tsk,tsk.
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

dude,
Im still crackin up about GusBellsTaint... thats gotta go in the RR hall of fame

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

rich and dave
they keep getting it done.
Did I say that?

by dmcgee on Aug 30, 2006 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Another Bloopin' Thread?
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 30, 2006 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Let's post pics of JD in a bikini...
WHAT???
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 30, 2006 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

everything on the line
we cant lose this one.
Did I say that?

by dmcgee on Aug 30, 2006 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

I was just showering with Marty
Steve was there, too.  It's called a 'shower radio,' Reds fans, and its the only way to follow the game and cleanse yourself simultaneously and at the same time.

Other than actually showering with Marty and Steve.  Or George and Chris.

I have a feeling something along those lines might appear at The Church tomorrow as one of Daedalus's dreams...

I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

this thread
definitely the oddest of the year.

by greg456 on Aug 30, 2006 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah,
she'll be on Sabbatical
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good thing Our Royce
is up in this situation.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Yup, like I said
love that guy
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

YES
But does LA love pitching to McClayton

by LastRites on Aug 30, 2006 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Might as well
Pinch hit LaRue for Clayton.  Same result.
Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Aug 30, 2006 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

he'll try to play the role of hitter
Marty's comment about McClayton
Did I say that?

by dmcgee on Aug 30, 2006 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

where'd ash go?
she and boobs get in a fight?
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 30, 2006 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Alive, present, and commenting
Our Royce blows ass.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Remember,
you can't have Royce blowing ass without Narron first blowing ass by playing him.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

And you can't...
Have Narron blowing ass by putting him in if Krivsky doesn't blow ass by trading for the guy.

That makes Krivsky the ass-blow enabler.

Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Aug 30, 2006 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

whoa
you just blew my mind

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Royce
rolls into another DP...

somebody, please tell Wayne to DFA him, now!!

by LastRites on Aug 30, 2006 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Punny.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

SHOCKING
mcclayton ended the enning!  I did NOT see that one coming.

by Gray on Aug 30, 2006 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

definitely off the charts
and we still got to win this game.
Did I say that?

by dmcgee on Aug 30, 2006 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Cormier
What's moron doing, he's lucky to have gotten 1 good inning out of him.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

I hope leaving Rheal in there works.
...uh, just as I say this, not so far.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

god i hate our bullpen
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 30, 2006 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

The Rheal World Cincinnati continues
This is the true story of seven strangers forced to pitch in a bullpen...

by Red Menace on Aug 30, 2006 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Ugh.
I'm out.  Gotta do work.
Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Aug 30, 2006 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Cormier
It's not his fault.  It's Narron's for keeping him in.  This guy IS NOT a long reliever.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Jerry failed that class.
Didn't even go to the final.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

But Narron is the world's best
Pythagorean Manager/Super Bullpen Genius.
Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Aug 30, 2006 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Leave it to the Reds...
To ruin a perfectly good game thread...
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 30, 2006 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

K's! We need K's!
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, there you go Jerry.
Switch pitchers now.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

that dude at third
doesnt ever matter. cuz stormy's gonna get 2 ks baby

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

geez
we are so close to five losses in a row. and who will be crying in their beer over this one?
Did I say that?

by dmcgee on Aug 30, 2006 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Probably no beer left to cry in.
Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Aug 30, 2006 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

we're not gonna lose
trust me. this thread has been way too good.

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

exactly
plus, I heard Sister Christian twice today.  It's a sign.  It HAS to be!

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but
JD didn't give us the stapler, so that's going to work against us. :(
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

K
Done.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. --Oscar Wilde

by JD Arney on Aug 30, 2006 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

You da' Man!
Everyone click an extra ad tonight!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

If Clayton hadn't hit into a DP
we would have pinch hit for Rheal.  Let's blame Clayton.
Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Aug 30, 2006 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

this guy on the commercial
is one of us. "Ossifer, I've had too many"

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

This isn't looking good...
How do I know? I can read it in the Saenz.

by LastRites on Aug 30, 2006 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

stupid six packs
why don't they put seven in them?
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 30, 2006 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Setting up the
DP?
Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Aug 30, 2006 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah baby
they calls him "Manos d'oro!!!!"

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

BULLCRAP!!
Weathers had him k'd.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Hands of Gold!!
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

it was also followed by
Hands of Gold, isn't that a two-drinker?

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

CHUG!!
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

manos doritos!
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 30, 2006 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

for the record...
that's both marty AND George that read RR

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

stupid boobs
george can't read!
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 30, 2006 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

K!
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

wow, you are like a whole pitch ahead of me
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 30, 2006 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

No,
I just feel all these things before they happen.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dental plan!!!!!!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

BYE BYE
Lugey!
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

GOT EM!!!!
What'd yer boy boobs say?? Stormy has this shit on LOCKDOWN!!!

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

Weather's Gets a K
The Reds are obligated to win now.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

:p
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

blah blah blah
what's it say about the reds winning th wild card?

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

and all of a sudden, my buzz is
completely gone.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aahhhhhaaahahaha!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

HA!
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Reds are gonna score 3 in the 9th...
Count on it!!!
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 30, 2006 12:52 AM EDT reply actions  

Which one are you tonight:
Jon or Chandra?
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

How'd you know that?
Chandra is now asleep...
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 30, 2006 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Castro should lay down a bunt here
just to prove a point.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Got a Playboy?
Ash just dried out.
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's still ok
Daedalus is still awake. I think.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

hehe
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

i hate roy oswalt
satan's spawn.

i'm tired.  if theydon't score here, i don't know if i can stay up.

i will, of course.

"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 30, 2006 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

does it have to come to this.
700+ posts. the whole frickin season on the line. we're all over-worked, over-tired,

Marty's reading all our posts...

Our blogs jinx and re-jinx.

What happens if Slyde falls asleep?

Did I say that?

by dmcgee on Aug 30, 2006 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

its all good
JD is here and Dunner is here to save our lives...

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sister Christian
oh your time has come
And you know that you're the only one to say, OK!

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

If Donkey Man is anywhere but the 2-hole
tomorrow, I'm gonna kill someone.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gap Shot!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Hit
Let's get another hit.  I'm sure Franklin is tossing.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

Motoring!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

Four hits for my boy...
take that all you Dunner-hating MotherDodgers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

EdE
is due big time.   (hope that doesn't jinx him).

by mattg on Aug 30, 2006 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

Kruk named him his choice for
'under the radar performer' on BBTN.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kruk is such insanely bad luck
Seriously. Kruk picks you, and you're immediately in the toilet - be it a team or an individual player.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Great.
On to the bottom of the 9th.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 12:58 AM EDT reply actions  

its ok...
lets go 10... come on!

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 12:58 AM EDT reply actions  

God!
I had jet lag from this road trip already. I need SLEEP!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Franklin time.
please, please, PLEASE no.

As if to mock my tense nerves, the JTM "More, more, more" commercial just came on.

I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 12:59 AM EDT reply actions  

Tied game in the 9th
4 games losing streak and the WC lead on the line.... I sure we'll see Franklin anytime now.

by mattg on Aug 30, 2006 12:59 AM EDT reply actions  

As Little Richard says:
Mashed Potatoes!  Gravy!  And Cranberry Sauce!  WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 1:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Crap
that was close.

by mattg on Aug 30, 2006 1:01 AM EDT reply actions  

This road trip can't end soon enough!!!
So Sleepy...
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 30, 2006 1:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Just had a heart palpatation.
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:01 AM EDT reply actions  

uh
take Weathers out right now.

Kent KILLS Weathers.

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 1:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Annnnnd we're goin' to extras.
And I'm almost out of beer.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 1:03 AM EDT reply actions  

lucky you
i ran out about 45 minutes ago
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 30, 2006 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

its aight ladies...
just take a seat on the couch.

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

1-2-3
Against the toughest part of the order?  When's the last time that's happened?

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 1:03 AM EDT reply actions  

this is amazing!
the Reds have the no-hitter through 9 innings! HooHa!!!!!!!!

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 1:04 AM EDT reply actions  

west coast extra innings
groan. stupid reds, score here.
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 30, 2006 1:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Ricoh Commercials
Am I alone in hating those commericals w/ those two cartoons, one is a real dickhead?

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 1:04 AM EDT reply actions  

It's just Slyde...
:D
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

They are terrible.
I hate the one that always goes to the Ricoh color printer.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate...
The JTM Lady the most...
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 30, 2006 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

LAY OFF ME, BITCH, I'M STARVING!
I'm quoting Chris Farley, and making popcorn.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 1:05 AM EDT reply actions  

BTW
that was post #813.  New record.

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

its ok
i no longer think the thoughts i used to think about jr. hes been working counts really well lately

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 1:07 AM EDT reply actions  

remember the time bad man
had a homer in the 10th to put us ahead?

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 1:07 AM EDT reply actions  

u nT Dkk
i mean, with my fingers on the right keys, i'll probalby fallaseleep here soon. soooo tired.
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 30, 2006 1:07 AM EDT reply actions  

No typing Arabic here!
English only, please.
Or German in my recent diary.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

im soooooooooooooooo tired...
i havent slept a wink, im soooooooooooooooooo tired, my mind is on hte blink. I wonder should i get up and have myself a drink...  nono no..

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sooooooo tired,
I don't know what to do.  I'm sooooo (I'm soooo) tired, my mind is set on you.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Daedalus
could you do us a favor and ask the Nationals to beat the Phillies? Please?
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 1:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Come on guys!
You've slowed to a pace I can actually keep up with. We need a hundred more posts for a "Record" 4th thread. Get some!

Post 825, new record.

"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:08 AM EDT reply actions  

man FUCK that
Im here with beer and im ready to get ready. We're gonna win baby... And we're gonna make some noise doing it.

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

OMG that's funny!!!
LOL!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thats what I'm talkin' about! Rawk on Dude!
BTW, for the sleepy people, there will be a roll call at the end of this game. Not present....you don't get credit.
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't even
batted an eyelash.  On the edge of my seat.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aurilia
BB.  Come on Ross.  

by mattg on Aug 30, 2006 1:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Come on, Rossy.
Now would be a great time for one of those moon-shot homers.

Don't bunt.

"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 1:09 AM EDT reply actions  

I have an interview early in the morning...
Stupid late game I swore I wouldn't stay up this late to watch...
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 30, 2006 1:12 AM EDT reply actions  

In College...
I covered Women's Golf...
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 30, 2006 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's for...
A regional Sales Manager job with Pepsi...
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 30, 2006 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good luck, man!
hopefully this game doesn't screw it up.  maybe you can sue the Reds for failing to get you to bed early enough.

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sue 'em if they lose.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you guys...
The sad thing is that we will be right back in the same place tomorrow night!
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 30, 2006 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, screw you.
I had to take a polygraph today on four hours sleep after last nights game. No Nap! :)
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

David Ross is a monster.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 1:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Ross!
He's a lumberjack and he's okay...he works all night and he sleeps all day!

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 1:13 AM EDT reply actions  

No Way!
Misery!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh my God.
Marty, you freakin' almost killed me there with the "they're not going to be able to turn two... yes they are."
Not cool, dude.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 1:15 AM EDT reply actions  

How Did They Do It
I never thought they'd turn it on that.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 1:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Our new goal
1000 comments.  We have to accomplish something with our insanity.

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 1:17 AM EDT reply actions  

why not?
Ive already made out with D on the couch, might as well talk 1000 times.

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

What are we short?

New record.

"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Around 130 or so.
I had to break out the calculator.  That's how tired I am...

new record.

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

130?! I can shit 50 in my sleep.

New record.

"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Really, Weathers still?
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 1:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Hello?
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:22 AM EDT reply actions  

sup man
we are going to WIN this effing game

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rawk On!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Weathers
one more baby.  get us to the 11th.

by mattg on Aug 30, 2006 1:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Weathers
Thanks Moron.  :-)

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 1:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Shit
Marty's call worried me!

by mattg on Aug 30, 2006 1:23 AM EDT reply actions  

see below
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

good gawd
I can't take those "shots" anymore.

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 1:23 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm coding!!!!
Clear! Thump! Clear! Thump!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:23 AM EDT reply actions  

HOOHA commercial is on!
HOOHA!
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 1:24 AM EDT reply actions  

I know
I suddenly like that commercial now.

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

HooHaa!
That's what I'm talkin' about!
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 1:24 AM EDT reply actions  

JD
Is there really a responsible way to drink Jack Daniels?

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 1:25 AM EDT reply actions  

So, uh, I'm assuming that
Weathers isn't pitching the bottom of the inning... so, who is?
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 1:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Frankenstein
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Deno
Deno sighting!

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 1:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Ok roll call...
Whos had how many? Mich Ultras? Newcastles? I forgot all the others, sorry.

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 1:26 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm here
though I've had no beers.  I'm just naturally a dickhead. (Thanks Ash)

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I merely pointed it out.
You can thank yourself for that. :)
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Four Cans of Tab...
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 30, 2006 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Present
Three black russians, ran out of Hershey's, one white russian, because I'm not racist :)
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I need another beer.
Score some runs while I'm gone.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 1:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Drunk Dialing
Did anybody drunk dial RHM?  Should we do an 11th inning stretch?  I think she needs a Hooha two times Tuesday!

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 1:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Bud Light
I lost count about the 6th inning.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 1:27 AM EDT reply actions  

The day doesn't change
until the game is over...or I change my underwear, whichever happens first.

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

If you get lazy
does the Earth stop rotating?
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

can we get a HooHa
two-times wednesday! And Juan's on, which means camera time:)

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

HooHa!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Denorfia's file photo looks like he's 10,
and he looks 35 in real life.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 1:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Castro with a "shot"
it was a 37 hopper to the right fielder.

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 1:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Dear Redlegs,
End this game so I can go to sleeeeeeeep.

Love,
Geki

by Geki on Aug 30, 2006 1:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Hang, bro.
You're a part of history as we speak.

New record.

"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks.
George and Chris haven't said that enough times already.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Furcal
That guy is crazy.  Wow.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 1:31 AM EDT reply actions  

You're motorin'!
What's your price for flight?

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 1:31 AM EDT reply actions  

M-M-M-Motorin'!!!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

btw...
were over 900 comments. 1000 is a certainty.

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 1:32 AM EDT reply actions  

You can still add?

New record.
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow. Awesome.
Going to the bottom of 10 tied at 5. Yay.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 1:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Holy shit, really?
I meant 11th. :)
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 30, 2006 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

UHHH
Our pen can't hold this forever.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 1:34 AM EDT reply actions  

bottom 11th
No way the Red's blowpen holds up much longer.

by mattg on Aug 30, 2006 1:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Before you guys start filing out, think about the
time you've already invested.
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 30, 2006 1:35 AM EDT reply actions  

What a Wild and Crazy Ride It's been...
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 30, 2006 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

11th Inning Stretch
Take me out the ballsgame.
Buy me peanuts and skyline.

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 1:35 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm Staying till the end
However long that might be.

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 1:36 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah we needed
the defensive help. that was sarcasm.

by boobs on Aug 30, 2006 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh thank gawd,
Narron took out the guy that was 3 for 5 with a double in the double switch.

He's crazy like a fox.

by Slyde on Aug 30, 2006 1:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Harang
When does he come in?

by JCH888 on Aug 30, 2006 1:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Part IV:
http://www.redreporter.com/story/2006/8/30/13550/2437
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. --Oscar Wilde

by JD Arney on Aug 30, 2006 1:38 AM EDT reply actions  

OK everyone, join in!
http://homepages.udayton.edu/~johnsoda/Schoenweis.htm

Turn it up and sing along!

I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 30, 2006 1:38 AM EDT reply actions  

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