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Game #I don't know Thread: Part II

Dunn_tiny by Slyde on in News

Let's see, it's only the fourth inning and already we're busting out another thread.  Reds only down 4-3, which is a fewer number of runs than most of the crew has had in drinks.

And to carry the mojo:

Remember, it's a Two-times Tuesday!  Hooha!!

Oh, and Milton apparently has a no-hitter still.

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"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:28 PM EDT   0 recs

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by firewood on Aug 29, 2006 11:28 PM EDT   0 recs

tsop tsrif
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:28 PM EDT   0 recs

apparently milton has decided
he wants to win?
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:30 PM EDT   0 recs

I'm not a loser!
I'm a winner!

by firewood on Aug 29, 2006 11:30 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I'll say it again
If this game goes into extra innings, then boobs and daedalus are going into detox....
Did I say that?

by dmcgee on Aug 29, 2006 11:30 PM EDT   0 recs

i only have one more beer.
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:31 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

hear that about hopper?
post-season all-star?  i hope we get him, votto, and of course, bailey for sept.

HITS!

"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:31 PM EDT   0 recs

and pujols.
that would be awesome

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 11:31 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

HA!
yeah, i think you're right, that will happen.
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:32 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Narron pacing in the dugout right now
considering the double steal.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 11:31 PM EDT   0 recs

Did Marty say?
Put a bunt down...

or put a Bud down.

Did I say that?

by dmcgee on Aug 29, 2006 11:32 PM EDT   0 recs

both
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:32 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Drinks
I'm only on Bud Light #2, but I have a bottle of gin and a bottle of Seagrams if anyone is interested.

by JCH888 on Aug 29, 2006 11:32 PM EDT   0 recs

sorry
i only drink beer and wine.

YES!

"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:32 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

you drunks are talkative tonight
Are we all going to drunk dial Daedalus during the 7th inning stretch?

by Red Menace on Aug 29, 2006 11:32 PM EDT   0 recs

i dont know about you,
but im trying to figure out how to make out with Ash on the couch...

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 11:33 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

yeah, me too
oh wait...
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:35 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I knew it!
Every girl is just 2 drinks away...

by Slyde on Aug 29, 2006 11:36 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

HeeHee
I'm not drunk enough to make out with boobs. That'll take a lot of alcohol.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 11:35 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

If you don't make out with boobs,
then what do you make out with?
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 11:37 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Ash..
Where's your pic?
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 29, 2006 11:38 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I'll unveil myself at the
RR/RHM game. Fully clothed. ;)
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 11:39 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Keep tellin' ya'
They're gonna make you go first, sunflower seed boy. :)
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 11:39 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

you can't
i don't have a phone.

yeah, you read that right.  i hate the things.  if i need to call someone, i use my work phone.  and i'm not at work now!

i know you still don't believe it, but i really don't have a phone.

(actually, i lost my cell phone and never bothered to replace it.)

"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:34 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

is that why those yellow papers
keep flying down from the sky?
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:35 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

She doesn't have a phone.
Read that on Red Hot Mama.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 29, 2006 11:50 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I knew that Sister Christian was a sign
There's no reason for it to get played more than once in a day!

by Slyde on Aug 29, 2006 11:32 PM EDT   0 recs

Bases LOADED

by firewood on Aug 29, 2006 11:32 PM EDT   0 recs

Dunn 3-3 with 3 singles?
Why doesn't Marty realize that it's Milton on third and not Freel?
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 11:33 PM EDT   0 recs

Aaron Sele
I watched him on Extra Innings the other night, he absolutely, positively, sucks, he is fucking horrible, that said the Reds don't stand a chance against him.

Oh shit, I said fuck.

by JCH888 on Aug 29, 2006 11:33 PM EDT   0 recs

Had to Restart my computer again...
And I get back to a new thread...

Nice!

There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 29, 2006 11:33 PM EDT   0 recs

Dude, get a Dell.
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 11:34 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Good one!
Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Aug 29, 2006 11:36 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

just make sure the battery isn't sony
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:36 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

It is a Freakin' Dell...
I think the problem is more with Insight than my Computer though...
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 29, 2006 11:36 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Ok, so a friend just called and
I was away for an inning. Reading you drunks is FU-NNY. I've got a feeling the 7th innning strech will herald complete silence around here as everyone passes out on their respective keyboards.lol
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 11:34 PM EDT   0 recs

Take ME Out to the Ballgame.
Are we to the seventh inning yet?
Did I say that?

by dmcgee on Aug 29, 2006 11:34 PM EDT   0 recs

Heres the reset..
bases loaded, nobody out, Edwin up. Hmm.

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 11:35 PM EDT   0 recs

(You can still) ROCK IN AMERICA!
Ah Yeah, ALL RIGHT!

by firewood on Aug 29, 2006 11:36 PM EDT   0 recs

uh oh
Those bases are ALL clogged up!

by Gray on Aug 29, 2006 11:36 PM EDT   0 recs

Dammit Edwin.
Well, at least it wasn't a DP. So, uh, bases loaded 1 out.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 11:37 PM EDT   0 recs

so Ash...
that couch looks pretty comfy... Ahhh, think Im gonna sit for a bit...

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 11:38 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Is that the same couch
that you've been sitting on naked while eating Cheetoz?
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 11:39 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

nah baby,
I just said that to get some laughs. Im the guy with all the jokes...

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 11:42 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Suuuuuuure
Change your story now...
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 11:44 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Griffey
I'm calling a salami right here.

by JCH888 on Aug 29, 2006 11:37 PM EDT   0 recs

i'm calling DP
not that i want that
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:38 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Tie ballgame
BEEEEYOTCH

by Slyde on Aug 29, 2006 11:38 PM EDT   0 recs

geez
its up to grif now. come on dude, redeem yourself.
Did I say that?

by dmcgee on Aug 29, 2006 11:38 PM EDT   0 recs

C'mon Junior
Kill the rally.  Be selfish.
Don't mind me...just pitching to contact, that's all...

by Paul Householder on Aug 29, 2006 11:38 PM EDT   0 recs

youre back...
but youre slow. and youre sober.

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 11:39 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

PH
where ya been?  We've learned a new trick...xnij esrever eht

by Slyde on Aug 29, 2006 11:39 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Tie game!
We're comin' back!!!!...er...We came back!!!!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 11:38 PM EDT   0 recs

isn't it funny
how everyone is off?  audio, video feeds come in at different times.
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:39 PM EDT   0 recs

Wow
Anyone else hear Juniors F-Bomb on FSN after the groundout?

by MixFMKyle on Aug 29, 2006 11:39 PM EDT   0 recs

great
now we're gonna have a long diary about how Jr. shouldn't use the f-bomb during a game thread.

by Slyde on Aug 29, 2006 11:40 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

yeah man...
i just went back on my tivo and he DEFINITELY dropped a big bomb. It was an aural stress vomit.

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 11:41 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

That was Classic
Every Broadcasters worst nightmare.  Geroge Graande probably pooped himself when he heard that.

by MixFMKyle on Aug 29, 2006 11:42 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

aural stress vomit.
BRILLIANT!
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:44 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

knew youd like that baby
ash is still hanging out by the kitchen... wanna take a seat here next to me?

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 11:46 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

sure
but hurry, she may be back soon
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:46 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

LoL
I feel like I'm back in high school...
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 11:47 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

they didn't have
internet when i was in high school.

i'm not old.

seriously.

"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:50 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Trying to be Wingman here, bro.
Maybe starting to put out the creepy vibe. Don't know for sure, just sayin'. Here let me get you another drink.
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 11:48 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Deja Vu
Have we seen this one before?

by JCH888 on Aug 29, 2006 11:40 PM EDT   0 recs

at least it's tied, i guess
wasted opps.
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:40 PM EDT   0 recs

It's really tough to keep up on the game thread
when you're continually scrolling back up to see what is going on up top...
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 11:41 PM EDT   0 recs

This game thread Rawks!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 11:42 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

use the search for "new" in brackets
I bounce all over the place, but I never miss a beat.

by Slyde on Aug 29, 2006 11:42 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

HOLY CRAP! No way, Slyde...
thanks, I hadn't alreay realized that... you're the best!
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 11:44 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

sarcasm for sale
Ash has it in all shapes, colors, sizes and flavors

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 11:44 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Was it that obvious? ;)
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 11:45 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

where?
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 11:45 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Awwww.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 11:46 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

problem/solution
I do that, but "knew" always slows me down. I propose we permanently replace it with "knowed."

by Red Menace on Aug 29, 2006 11:44 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs