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Tuesday Night Lineup / Roster Move

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Let's hope the Reds can turn this around tonight. Go Reds! - JD

Marc is reporting the Reds optioned Chris Michalak to Single A Sarasota, and recalled Chris Denorfia, so we got some more OF Depth.

Here is Jerry's Kids for tonight:

Freel  RF
Dunn   LF
Edwin  3b
Griffey CF
Aurilia  1b
Ross    C
Phillips  2b
McClayton  ss  (Why not Castro?, seriously!)
Milty      p

Griff batting cleanup twice in a row.  I dont think that has happened in over 2 years. On a completely unrelated note, The Reds Sox have 3 Starters in their lineup tonight with averages under .200 Maybe we can get them to take LaRue, he would fit right in!!

Emergency addition of the stapler for good luck!

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Theres 15 minutes before game time,
but i'm ready for the toast now, with my champagne and all. come, friends, let us enjoy another night of Reds merriment!

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 9:45 PM EDT   0 recs

Reds drivin me to Jager
Top of the evening to ya ladies and gents.  Mug up offense.  

Drop the leash.

"I guess there's only one thing left to do. Win the whole (BLEEP) thing". Jake Taylor

by ohiobobcat on Aug 29, 2006 9:54 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

hurry up everyone,
Im getting warm!

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 9:53 PM EDT   0 recs

Champagne is for celebrations.
I admire your optimism and heartily join your toast, but I'm keeping the ol' flask close at hand if the result goes against us.
I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.

by Gapper on Aug 29, 2006 9:54 PM EDT   0 recs

it's high life
the champagne of beers. Or the champagne of Reds fans.

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 9:55 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

hey
i'll toast you. I just got home from a gruelling day and night at work, and just poured me some burgundy.

I'll toast to Griffey kicking in to the level we all hoped for.

Did I say that?

by dmcgee on Aug 29, 2006 9:55 PM EDT   0 recs

Cheers!
Mich Ultra for me...
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball."

by firewood on Aug 29, 2006 9:58 PM EDT   0 recs

More of the same for me:
Newcastle
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 9:59 PM EDT   0 recs

Newcastle= Good Stuff
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 10:05 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I prefer draft, but since I don't run
a bar out of my basement (oooh! idea!!), I have to go with the bottles at home.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 10:09 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm a geek, not a nerd.
Get your shit straight, boobs. Geez.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 10:18 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

To healthy Reds bones and calcium levels
I raise this glass of 2% milk with Hershey's stirred in for winning sweetness. Cheers!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 10:00 PM EDT   0 recs

LoL
I was drinking chocolate milk earlier today... and well, now I'm going for something a bit stronger for game time.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 10:02 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Have fun,
I've been sloshed 4 out of the last 7 nights and at the tender age of 28, I'm just gettin' too damn old!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 10:04 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

hershey squirts?????
what a way to muck up a good cup of milk.
Did I say that?

by dmcgee on Aug 29, 2006 10:03 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Alright, here is to...
Dunner's return,
Another no-hitter from Uncle Milty,
A big bat from Ken Griffey Jr,
Future 10-time All Star Edwin Encarnacion,
And FINALLY getting big offensive production en route to turning this road trip around!!

Go Reds!!!

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 10:04 PM EDT   0 recs

Only 10? You aren't a real Edwin fan.
Still, raising my beer...

go Redlegs!

"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 10:05 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

And a toast to seeing HR #19
From either Aurilia or Ross
Did I say that?

by dmcgee on Aug 29, 2006 10:08 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

oh, it's evident to chris that
the reds arent scoring enough runs. He must have taken calculus in high school.

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 10:06 PM EDT   0 recs

and he's got the brilliant idea that
the Reds are going to win more games if they score more runs. He should fast track that memo to Narron and the gang.

"You aren't scoring as many runs as your opponents!! If you, do you'll win more games!!"

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 10:08 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm thinking about
mailing them a transcript of Slyde's "brawl". Man that'd be classic.
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 10:08 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm impressed with his math skill...
"the good news is they've won 9 of those games... the bad news is they've lost the other 45."

Thanks, buddy, let's start off the night with something positive.

"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 10:08 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

they didnt mention
Hollandsworth's 1-game hitting streak

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 10:10 PM EDT   0 recs

Holy crap...
I must've looked at that lineup 10 times earlier and didn't even notice that Dunn is hitting second until just now.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 10:10 PM EDT   0 recs

Hendrickson has .302 avg against
"I guess there's only one thing left to do. Win the whole (BLEEP) thing". Jake Taylor

by ohiobobcat on Aug 29, 2006 10:10 PM EDT   0 recs

This game is a must win
This guy sucks.  Reds "should" get some hits.

by mattg on Aug 29, 2006 10:11 PM EDT   0 recs

I'm drinking
a tiny, tiny bottle of jack.

by Farney on Aug 29, 2006 10:11 PM EDT   0 recs

come on dunster
Did I say that?

by dmcgee on Aug 29, 2006 10:12 PM EDT   0 recs

Can't find my stereo remote!
I'm frakin' out man! What if I have to listen to the tv the whole game?
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 10:12 PM EDT   0 recs

Woo-hoo...
Dunn raises the .083 avg. against the Dodgers!
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 10:12 PM EDT   0 recs

Frakin'?
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 10:12 PM EDT   0 recs

Oh, hey... somehow that reminds me...
I paid Slyde the money, so you can tell Guido to keep away from me and my fingernails.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 10:14 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm on the phone now.
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 10:16 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Don't worry guys...
I'm here now...
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 29, 2006 10:12 PM EDT   0 recs

great!
what are you drinkin?

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 10:13 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Ha...You're gonna laugh at me...
Tab...
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 29, 2006 10:14 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Whew! That was close.
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 10:13 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Those seats are hideous!!!!
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 29, 2006 10:13 PM EDT   0 recs

baby puke yellow
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball."

by firewood on Aug 29, 2006 10:18 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

wow,
great pickoff move

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 10:14 PM EDT   0 recs

I think...
That the dodgers play in the ugliest park in all of baseball...
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 29, 2006 10:16 PM EDT   0 recs

Haven't been to the Jake, eh?
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 10:17 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Well...
Cleveland is the ugliest city in America, so I guess their ballpark should be as well...
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 29, 2006 10:18 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah...
I'm already on...like...my second Tab...
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 29, 2006 10:20 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

We didn't go 1-2-3
That's huge!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 10:18 PM EDT   0 recs

Baby steps, baby steps...
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball."

by firewood on Aug 29, 2006 10:19 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

zactly
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 10:20 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i dont like it when were pitching
that means we cant score and the other team can.

We should figure out a way to keep the other team from batting. we would win a lot of games.

And we're losing.

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 10:20 PM EDT   0 recs

Leadoff homer.
Milton classic.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 10:20 PM EDT   0 recs

It doesn't even bother me anymore.
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 10:21 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

jesus
this ain't good.  i miss half an inning and turn it on to something bad?  did i jinx it?  should i stop watching?
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 10:21 PM EDT   0 recs

Nah...
It's just Milton giving up his early runs.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 10:22 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

no just grab a soda
so far we're smashing high life, jager, newcastle, mich ultra, and tab. unless i've missed some.

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 10:22 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Uh...
chocolate milk!!!!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 10:23 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

right, right
and chocolate milk

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 10:24 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i have sam
although i only have 2.5 left.  funny, though, i could have sworn there were six when i bought them after work.
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 10:24 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

You forgot sukr's chocolate milk...
What a horrific combination of beverages!
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 10:24 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

well, i was drinking water
but now ive switched some johnnie walker whiskey like whoa

by davidrill on Aug 29, 2006 10:24 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

If the Reds don't turn things around...
I'm going to be drinking Clorox...
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 29, 2006 10:25 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

bad idea.
trust me.

by Farney on Aug 29, 2006 10:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

You're always there for me Farney...
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 29, 2006 10:28 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I read something today...
That said this park was Tailor-Made for Eric Milton...and he gives up a home run to Rapheal Freakin' Furcal????
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 29, 2006 10:21 PM EDT   0 recs

yeah cuz no one'e there
to see how bad he is.

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 10:23 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

by the way
is this the first reference we've had to jerry's kids?  or was it used in past, less successful seasons?
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 10:22 PM EDT   0 recs

i guess not since jerry was hired
when miley was fired.

ha ha, that rhymes!

"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 10:22 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Damn
Can the Reds do anything right?  They haven't won a game since I put in an order for playoff tickets.  I apologize for jinxing everyone.

by JCH888 on Aug 29, 2006 10:23 PM EDT   0 recs

Yeah, Thx dude. ;)
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 10:26 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

anyone going to the game labor day?
i am!  woohoo!  can't wait.  
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 10:25 PM EDT   0 recs

I didn't know
you were able to order playoff tickets.  How much do they cost?

by sm00th kw on Aug 29, 2006 10:25 PM EDT   0 recs

only season ticket holders right now
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 10:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

tix
$900 for 2 bleacher seats.  I try not to think about it as the Reds apparently don't want me to go.

by JCH888 on Aug 29, 2006 10:28 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

geez
only two away from .500. Time for a radical move. Bring up Homer Bailey. Maybe his winning attitude will rub off on the rest of these guys.  
Did I say that?

by dmcgee on Aug 29, 2006 10:26 PM EDT   0 recs

Bring up Homer...
And trade for David Wells...
There are six ducks out there...and they all want Sun Chips!

by chandrathan on Aug 29, 2006 10:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

"Uh, oh, this hit deep!"
But not deep enough. Just hit it off the end of the bat."

Uh, ugh?

by boobs on Aug 29, 2006 10:26 PM EDT   0 recs

"Uh oh, this hit deep" ?
That didn't even sound good off the bat. Silly Grande.
"Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?" - Hazel "Hank" Murphy

by Ash on Aug 29, 2006 10:26 PM EDT   0 recs

Echo....
Somebody's faster!
"When I am king, to avoid any further confusion, football will be called football and soccer will be called fagball." -Adam Corolla

by sukr on Aug 29, 2006 10:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

this is going well
"The players make the manager, it's never the other way." ~ Sparky Anderson

by Daedalus on Aug 29, 2006 10:29 PM EDT   0 recs

Ugh
we may never win again.

by JCH888 on Aug 29, 2006 10:29 PM EDT