So what if I've got a dirty mind

by Watubi on Oct 31, 2006 3:18 PM EST

OK. I couldn't resist. I started thinking about Dick Pole ("You said 'Dick.'" "Heh heh, well you said 'Pole.'") being pitching coach, walking out to the mound to have a conversation with Jon Coutlangus, and my mind went to all sorts of sordid directions, like hoping one would get uniform number six and the other number nine, a la that picture of Bob Uecker in Catcher In The Wry.

So I of course wondered who among the broadcast team was going to snicker the first time he had to say, "Dick Pole going down, I mean, out to the mound to have a word with Coutlangus."

Poll

Who will be the first to butcher "Jon Coutlangus" into something dirty?

Chris Welsh

2 votes

Public Address announcer Joe Zerhusen

6 votes

Marty Brennaman

1 votes

Thom Brennaman

0 votes

Jeff Brantley

12 votes

George Grande

17 votes

38 votes | Poll has closed

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Grande of course.

He'll say something unintentional, which will be followed by a 25 second uncomfortable silence as everyone in the booth registers what was just said.

So, we've got a mind in the gutter diary, a Halloween costume diary, a yesterday's news diary, and a free agent thread on the main page. We're missing a trade rumor diary, but I'm still calling the RR off-season officially kicked off. I love it!

I'm a boobs guy.

by sukr on Oct 31, 2006 3:54 PM EST reply actions