A fanblog's completely unreasonable series

A fanblog's completely unreasonable plan

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Should the Reds be buyers or sellers? WRONG!! It's both!

Assembling the Perfect Reds Center Fielder

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This, I'll warn you, is going to read like an it's an ode to Eric Davis, and that's totally on purpose.

Frank3Bstein: Assembling the perfect Reds 3B

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Next up, we look at what our fantasy Reds 3B would look like. He would be good, probably.

Assembling the Perfect Reds Catcher

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Let's not get too cute. Johnny Bench is pretty much the perfect catcher, no matter the uniform.

Assembling the Perfect Reds Right Fielder

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Say Jay Bruce three times into a mirror and he'll rescue you from whatever follows him out of it.

Assembling the Perfect Reds First Baseman

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Ummm...Joey Votto. No assembly required.

Assembling the Perfect Reds Left Fielder

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The Free Agent market stinks. Let's build a better ballplayer.

A fanblog's completely unreasonable plan

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This team would be so much better if they would just listen to me and follow my plan.

A fanblog's completely unreasonable '13 projection

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Hope springs eternal in the Queen City.

An unreasonable plan for the Winter Meetings

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A fanblog's completely unreasonable plan for the Reds at the Winter Meetings

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A fanblog's completely unreasonable plan

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A fanblog's completely unreasonable plan for the Reds at the trade deadline

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