Farmers Only: Find Your Favorite Prospects

I'm luzty for Lutz. - Rob Tringali

Or they'll find you

Today is opening day for the minor league season. You probably knew this was an important Thursday, but you just couldn't put your finger on it. Don't you worry; the staff of Farmer's Only has been fantasizing about this day since the Community Prospect Rankings ended. Trust me. There was nothing better to do. I'm going to break down what team you can find your favorite prospects on. Put your nerd pants on it's prospect time.

Players will be shown with the RR Community Prospect Rankings.

Louisville Bats

David Holmberg LHP (7)

Chad Rogers RHP (15)

Ryan LaMarre OF (25)

Players To Watch

Jason Bourgeois OF

Jose Diaz RHP

Jeff Francis LHP

Lee Hyde LHP

Chad Reineke RHP

Chien-Ming Wang RHP

Pedro Villareal RHP

Felix Perez OF

Krostopher Negron INF

Mike Wilson OF

All of these players could be in play to see some time this year. I hope that we won't need them, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't be following them.

Funny Names

Ray Chang 2B

Hernan Iribarren 2B

The Man, The Myth, and the Legend

Corky Fucking Miller

Pensacola Blue Wahoos

Robert Stephenson RHP (1)

Yorman Rodriguez OF (4)

Michael Lorenzen RHP (9)

Daniel Corcino RHP (12)

Carlos Contreras RHP (14)

Jon Moscot RHP (16)

Donald Lutz OF (22)

Players To Watch

Drew Hayes RHP

Daniel Renken RHP

Brodie Green 2B

Devin Lohman SS

Steve too Selsky for his shorts 1B

Juan Duran OF

Funny Name

Steve Ballsack Walczak

Fabian Williamson

Bakersfield Blaze

Jesse Winker (5)

Ben Lively (10)

Seth Meijas-Brean 3Brean salad (11)

Drew Cisco (19)

Junior Arias CF (20)

Juan Silva OF (24)

Ryan Wright 2B (Honorable Mention)

Players to Watch

Zachary Vincej SS

Kyle Waldrop OF

Funny Names

Ben Klimesh RHP

Kyle McMyne RHP

Jimmy Moran (Get a brain!) RHP

Brooks Pinckard RHP

Dayton Dragons

Phillip Ervin OF (3)

Nick Travieso RHP (6)

Ismael Guillon LHP (21)

Amir Garrett LHP (Honorable Mention)

Players to Watch

Joel Bender LHP

Alejando Chacin RHP

Sal Romano RHP

Sean Buckley DH

Tanner Rahier (I hardly knew her!)

Beau Amaral OF

Jeff Gelalich OF

More Funny Names

Jamodrick JAM JAM McGruder 2B -- Seriously, this might be the best name ever.

Humberto Valor SS - His first name sounds like Humperto. His last name sounds like it should be a character on Game of Thrones.


I think some of these teams could be somewhat good. I don't think Louisville will be, but Pensacola, Bakersfield and Dayton look promising. I couldn't find where some guys are starting. If there any any updates let me know in the comments, and I'll update the list. Since this has posted only Bakersfield and Dayton have given official rosters. I'm guessing on the rest.

Make sure you pay attention and read Farmer's Only everyday. Prospects are important because they are our future. Like children but better. If you don't listen, you had better watch out because Corky will find you.


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