The Joe Nuxhall Memorial Honorary Star of the Game
Jay Bruce went 2-3 with a walk. He has his JNMHSotG for this series, y'all happy now?
- Wild pitch happened in the second, and then a sac fly. 2-0.
- END happened in the fifth. 4-0.
- Logan Schafer happened in the 6th. 6-0.
- What a fucking shitshow
- I don't wanna think about it, I just wanna get down
- I never cared about your stuff, so if I run up prolly got a gas can too.
- This doesn't look like Istanbul. Or like Urfa. Poor Maraş, Urfa is drying up, and Diyarbakır? We're partched, we're dying, but a drop of water? I won't tell...yet what sort of life is this? (loose, loose, translation)
- Donovan Hand looks eerily like my dad.