6:40 PM EST: We continue to move forward with additional steps to continue decreasing errors and reimplement core functionalities.— SB Nation Support (@SBNSupport) May 15, 2013
Good grief, I'm lazy.— Scott Hoberg (@Scoberg) May 19, 2013
Was Everything Broken This Week?
hilarious...our phones are not working. But hey started ringing, in my side of the studio, out loud, over the air. I almost answered it.— Lance McAlister (@LanceMcAlister) May 15, 2013
Wow what a day :) my mom got to watch my first homer back home on Mother's Day :) 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 :)— Donald Lutz (@braunerhulk) May 13, 2013
Grouper? I hardly . . . .
34 lb grouper. Mat caught the first Mac daddy! twitter.com/DallasLatos/st…— Dallas Latos(@DallasLatos) May 13, 2013
Pensacola parties hard.
It Fits Their Business Model
Is there an intentional cricket noise being pumped thru the Marlins stadium? Cuz that may be why no one wants to go to games there #annoying— Joel Luckhaupt (@jluckhaupt) May 16, 2013
No. It’s Just Realistic Fan Fiction
Today Is The Worst Day of the Rest of Your Life
More Fun Than Fun.
That Will Be $16.95
@peterose_14 Big fan Pete from Baltimore. Would love to get a retweet from a true baseball great.— Coach Mike (@Orioles33rdSt) May 14, 2013
#ChapmanTweet? Or #WhiteCastleTweet?
Chris Speier is a pretty bad third base coach.— Josh Bresser (@JoshBresserBRM) May 15, 2013
THE ASTROS GET RELEGATED NOW, RIGHT? LIKE THEY GO DOWN TO AAA AND OKLAHOMA CITY GETS TO PLAY IN THE MAJORS?— NOT BUSTER OLNEY (@TRIPPINGOLNEY) May 18, 2013
What In The Actual . . .
and understand hockey is part of Canadian nationalism, baseball is not American nationalism. As El Duque reminded me, we're all boat people— Peter Gammons (@pgammo) May 12, 2013
No, Seriously. What In The Actual . . .?
Come on Joey, this isn't Animal House. @redretweeter— Brad Cooper (@btcoop71) May 16, 2013
Even his approach to dropping f-bombs at the plate is unmatched. #Votto— Weathered Fan (@WeatheredFan) May 16, 2013
Why Our Town Cannot Have Nice Things
Same chance of any given seat at a Marlins game having a fan in it. RT @facthive: Your statistical chance of being murdered is 1 in 20,000.— rpa (@rpa44) May 16, 2013
But Being One To A Media Member Is Totally Cool
Your Internet handbook may have never told you this but being an asshole to a pro-athlete isn’t going to make them play more effectively.— Dallas Latos(@DallasLatos) May 1, 2013
Bathrooms require breathalyzers. #LanceFanRules— Redplacementlvl (@RedPlacementLvl) May 14, 2013
Oh boy! Multiple people tweeting and retweeting from this account. This could get weird! (In the best way possible)— Red Retweeter (@RedRetweeter) May 13, 2013
It's common courtesy to not leave your seat DURING an at-bat, but if you need to move between at-bats, go for it. Just be quick, mkay?— Joel Luckhaupt (@jluckhaupt) May 13, 2013
RT @renewkir What does "SCUBA" stand for? //Self-contained underwater breathing apparatus. Don't ask about snafu— John Fay (@johnfayman) May 15, 2013