10. Joey "The Bottle" Votto
9. Logan "Sloppy Jalopy" Ondrusek
8. Sean "Marshall Marshall Marshall!" and he gets hit in the face with a ball and his nose gets broken
7. "Tummy Time" Todd Frazier
6. Ryan Ludwick, wanted for questioning
5. "The French Disease" Xavier Paul
4. Homer "The White Moses Malone" Bailey
3. Bronson "Eggs" Arroyo
2. Mat "Hamster Britches" Latos
1. "Muppet Jaw" Jay Bruce