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Trunk Full of Faygo, Car Full of Fat Chicks - the 2013 Detroit Tigers

YO YO YO. It's Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope. Shout out to the JUGGA-LOOOOOSSSSSS!

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Salzberg has Mozart. We ain't Salzberg, motherfuckers. (via media.mlive.com)

We here to lay down a fat beat on those muthafuckin' Detroit Tigers, 2012 AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPS! Tell ya yo, we tight like a noose with our homies at Comerica. These mouthafuckers goin' ALL THE DAMN WAY this year!

Who they got? Let's start with the other Violent J. I'm talkin' my homie Justin Verlander. J is the best in the game, and he is Down with the Clown, a true Juggalo.

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Uh, no. I slept with Kate Upton guys. Face paint won't score you that. (via blogs-images.forbes.com)

Well then FUCK YOU Verlander. We don't need your Richy ass. We still got Anibell, who throw like hell. His pitches are phat, even if he got a name like a hood rat.

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It's Anibal, vatos. No me gusta los payasos. (via cdn3.sbnation.com)

Well FUCK YOU then, cholo. We still got Smyly. The homie got a great handle. He smyly like a clown in paint, even if he smell like taint.

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Look, guys, I'm just trying to make the team. I don't need this kind of attention. (via cdn2.sbnation.com)

Well FUCK ALL Y'ALL. Pitchers and catchers are faggots anyway. Let's talk offense. The ICP is down with offense; we offend all you nedens. And the Tigers have the best damn offense in the league. V-Mart is back, Fielder is wack, Torii been signed, Delmon declined, Austin be down, and Cabrera fresh off a TRIPLE FUCKIN CROWN. That triple crown was like a Miracle.

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Oh, no. No No No No not this shit again (via img685.imageshack.us)

YO!

If magic is all we've ever known

Then it's easy to miss what really goes on

But I've seen miracles in every way

And I see miracles every day

Prince Fielder spanning beyond my sight

And a million fans in the stands above him at night

We don't have to be high to look at Avasail

And know he's a miracle and he won't fail

Look at the Scherzer, Avila, Peralta

And even that new guy Jose Ortega

Omar Infante, my homie's so quirky

We even got a fucker named Alburquerque

I see miracles all around me

Water, fire, air and dirt

Fucking curve balls, how do they work?

And I don't wanna talk to a scientist

Y'all motherfuckers are lying, and getting me pissed.

That's the 2013 Detroit Tigers, Juggalos and Juggalettes. Gonna be champions of the whole motherfuckin' world. Celebrate with Faygo, not champagne, cause that's the way the Juggalo Tigers gonna reign.

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I think we'll stick with the Champagne. Thanks anyway. (via cmsimg.freep.com)

Fine, fuck off back to Delray, then, motherfuckas.

Fuck. Fuck This Shit.

Fuck you, fuck me, fuck us.

Fuck Mary, fuck Tom, fuck Gus.

Fuck the Jays, the Rays, and the A's

Fuck the O's, the Royos, and the Brewos

Fuck the White Sox, the Red Sox, all them fuckin Sox

Fuck the New York Yankees with Derek Jeter's Cock

Peace out, Juggalos. Put your trust in Jesus.

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