It all comes down to this.
Well, this and that other one if need be. Some guy with a beard will be pitching to a team full of guys with short beards while another guy with a beard pitches to guys with scraggly beards. I just typed all of that with a beard.
If you, too, have a beard, hold on to it for another two days before cutting it into a lovely, nasty mustache, and let it flourish for Movember. Scared? Don't be. UncleWeez is doing it again, and that's all you need to know.
If the Red Sox win, we can all rejoice in the Cardinals losing for a few minutes before remembering that it's the Red Sox who will have captured another World Series, and we can then move on to lamenting the fact that they have won. Don't worry...there will be a thread for that at some point, too.