Hooooooooo Weeeeee!

Hooooooooooooooooooo WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Yuck x (Yuck^8) = Cardinals - Pirates.

Man, that was disgusting, no?

Ignore the fact the Filthy Cardinals managed to advance against the rather Filthy Pirates for a bit, and do your best to enjoy the fact that the brilliance of Tony Cingrani will have Cy Schourek swooning for the next five seasons as a member of the Cincinnati Reds.

And listen to some Dov.

And then listen to some more Dov.

And then smile, go about your day, and know that the Reds will win a World Series title before any other team in the NL Central, this year specifically included.

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