Submitted for approval of the mid-day society:

Xavier Paul 7
Miguel Cairo 3
Henry Rodriguez 4
Todd Frazier 5
Chris Heisey 9
Denis Phipps 8
Ryan Hanigan 2
Didi Gregorius 6
Johnny Cueto RHP

I think this is a pretty good idea, even if convention says you don't ease up until you've officially clinched. It might also be proof that the rule has been "worst hitter bats 2nd" all along.

Nevermind that though because it really doesn't matter. Get well soon, Dusty. And get extra-well everyone else with extra rest.