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A Children's Treasury of Images From Aug. 4's Ballgame

I'm no BubbaFan or BubbaProg. But I was real bored and amused myself with freeze frames. I suggest you join me now and amuse yourself in much the same way.

First off, we have Todd Frazier fouling a ball to the right while losing his bat to the left. Bruce decided to follow up in a game of Simon Says.

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This was followed by a good example of "Baseball At Its Worst"

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...not a mixture of poses you'll see too often.

If you're wondering why Cairo has a place on this team, well, I doubt you can call up Henry Rodriguez from AAA to make faces like this:

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Scott Rolen hit a triple. If you're wondering how an old man can hit a triple, well, the truth is that he doesn't age, as he is not of this planet and not of this flesh (did I do that right? I've never seen anything Superman-branded).

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Rolen was so gassed afterwards that he needed not one, but two cups of water.

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For anyone who disagreed with me w/r/t Frazier's smile: is this not the grin of a man who just won a game?

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And finally, our Rushmore. Note how starry-eyed Rolen is over Joey:

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