Red Reporter Caption/Interpretation Contest: Unusual suspects.

YOUR CAPTION HERE.

To cleanse the pallet from last week's Sheen-heavy caption contest, I'm putting Joey Votto front-and-center again. He's flanked by some lesser National League luminaries. Merely pursing his lips is enough to send even hardened division (and MVP) rivals into a fit of admiring smiles.

What are they saying/thinking? How should we understand this photo in a post-Larkinian world?

Take the jump to see last week's winner. We'll do one more of these before the Tournament of Captions that will pit our five winners.

Last Week: Charlie Sheen's Bunting Face

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Harry How - Getty Images

Winner: Joshuar9476

The 1st and 2nd place winners of the "Charlie Sheen Look-A-Like" contest each won a signed bat.
Sadly, there were only two participants.


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