Off days suck more than Mark McGwire injected 'roids into Jose Canseco's ass.
To help pass the time, let's share a little about ourselves... share a little OF ourselves with those whom comfort us in times of need, with those who share a common bond in the toughest and best of times. Please, for all of us, answer a few basic questions so we are not bored out of out damned skulls until first pitch tomorrow!
1. REAL NAME
2. ADMITTED AGE
3. UNIVERSITY AFFILIATIONS
5. BEST TALENTS
6. GOT A SPOUSE? KIDS?
7. FAVORITE PLAYER GROWING UP
8. FAVORITE PLAYER TODAY
9. ODD THING ABOUT YOU THAT NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE
10. REASON YOU ARE A REDS FAN
11. THING THAT MOST BOTHERS YOU ABOUT REDS BASEBALL
12. MOST FAVORED STAT
13. FAVORITE PLAYER WHO WAS NEVER VERY GOOD
14. FAVORITE POSTER ON REDREPORTER.COM
15. FAVORITE PICTURE (70k or less) OF A CURRENT RED
16. WHAT WOULD BE YOUR WALK-UP MUSIC?
17. WHAT SINGLE SUGGESTION YOU HAVE THAT WOULD MOST IMPROVE THE REDS FRANCHISE?
18. IF YOU WERE A MUPPET, WHAT MUPPET WOULD YOU BE?