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SIS - Off Day Edition


Off days suck more than Mark McGwire injected 'roids into Jose Canseco's ass.


To help pass the time, let's share a little about ourselves... share a little OF ourselves with those whom comfort us in times of need, with those who share a common bond in the toughest and best of times. Please, for all of us, answer a few basic questions so we are not bored out of out damned skulls until first pitch tomorrow!

1. REAL NAME

2. ADMITTED AGE

3. UNIVERSITY AFFILIATIONS

4. OCCUPATION

5. BEST TALENTS

6. GOT A SPOUSE? KIDS?

7. FAVORITE PLAYER GROWING UP

8. FAVORITE PLAYER TODAY

9. ODD THING ABOUT YOU THAT NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE

10. REASON YOU ARE A REDS FAN

11. THING THAT MOST BOTHERS YOU ABOUT REDS BASEBALL

12. MOST FAVORED STAT

13. FAVORITE PLAYER WHO WAS NEVER VERY GOOD

14. FAVORITE POSTER ON REDREPORTER.COM

15. FAVORITE PICTURE (70k or less) OF A CURRENT RED

16. WHAT WOULD BE YOUR WALK-UP MUSIC?

17. WHAT SINGLE SUGGESTION YOU HAVE THAT WOULD MOST IMPROVE THE REDS FRANCHISE?

18. IF YOU WERE A MUPPET, WHAT MUPPET WOULD YOU BE?

19. LOCATION

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