The Joe Nuxhall Memorial Honorary Star of the Game
Ryan Ludwick was the man tonight. I've given him flack, and I've certainly given the Reds flack for considering him the answer in LF, but that's irrelevant tonight. Luddy hit a monster solo shot to tie the game at 2, and hit another monster schelacker in the bottom of the 9th to send the game to extra innings. That's some awesome work, Luddy. Keep it up, and I'm going to need a lot of Cholula to make my hat taste good.
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- Aroldis Chapman allowed a run. Over/under 11 appearances before it happens again.