Let's try another one of these. Johnny Cueto and Melky Cabrera exchanged words in the Thursday opener of the Reds' 4-game series in San Francisco, apparently heeding the call to "MAKE NOISE" from the ribbon scoreboard. Johnny did his best to position himself on the proper stage mark, in order always to be square to the audience, despite the Melk Man lingering in the background.

I anxiously await your captions, dialogue and interpretations in the thread.

Our first winner of this series was PeteyHendrix.