RR Media Guide: Red Reporter-approved synonyms for "home run"

One of two quackers from Drew Stubbs last night.
A woefully incomplete list.

johnson
tater
blast
bomb
jack
souvenir
big fly
four-bagger
round-tripper
longball
touch 'em all
dinger
knock
bleacher burner
big bopper

wanger
honker
honked wanger
wanged honker
Bruce Bammer
Vottomatic transmission
Lud balloon
doodle
quacker
kneecapper
re-capper
treeslapper
bongalong
Babe Ruth impression
snooki
panko
mr. hooper
crankwood
looger
draper
cooper
sterling
grover
squabber
blart
baseball touchdown
out of parky experience
diamond fun
banger 'n' mash
spackler
porpoise
YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
grouper
globule
baseball three-pointer with an "and one"
high-five festival
scoreboard-stomper
scoring event
one orbit around the son
gufus
gallant
homey-do-play-that
a 360-foot journey or self-discovery

Brantley-breaker
temporary Thom calm
homer


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