Today the Cardinals will show the world how to have a classy home opener for the best fans in baseball (tm)! But sadly the best fans in baseball do not get to watch game one at home every year. SUCK ON THAT ST. LOUIS!!!!!!!! Jamie Garcia, who despite being a Cardinal has never really said or done anything offensive (yet) is pitches for the Cards, Gallardo is going for Milwaukee.

I know it is early, and we really don't know how the division race will play out yet, but really fuck the Cardinals. TLR may still be gone, but Chris Carpenter is still a part of that time. So lets join our brethren from the cool BCB and root root root from the Brewcrew today!