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Fake Opening Night Opening Thread

Tonight, we've got the Marlins playing the Cardinals. The huge mystery is WHO IS THROWING OUT THE FIRST PITCH? My money is on Ol' Hoss Radbourn. Apparently they've budgeted 5 minutes for applause. Huh.

What's this game mean for the Reds? Well, we don't have to face Josh Johnson, so that's cool. With any luck, we'll get to see a super long game in which the Cardinals get beat in the bottom of the 26th inning when Daniel Descalso gives up a walkoff home run to Hanley Ramirez. Ozzie Guillen is obviously ejected in the 7th inning.

Go Marlins! They're playing the Cardinals, so they're my 2nd favorite team!

Lineups:

Marlins: Cardinals:

SS- Jose Reyes SS- Rafael Furcal

CF- Emilio Bonaficio RF- Carlos Beltran

3B- Hanley Ramirez LF- Matt Holliday

RF- Giancarlo Stanton 1B- Lance Berkman

LF- Logan Morrison 3B- David Freese

1B- Gaby Sanchez C- That one bitchy catcher

2B- Omar Infante CF- John Jay

C- John Buck 2B- Daniel Descalso

P- Josh Johnson P- Kyle Lohse

Note the lack of Hall of Famers in the Cardinals lineup. And yeah, I have no idea how to make it look good and I'm in a rush. So woo.

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