Tonight, we've got the Marlins playing the Cardinals. The huge mystery is WHO IS THROWING OUT THE FIRST PITCH? My money is on Ol' Hoss Radbourn. Apparently they've budgeted 5 minutes for applause. Huh.
What's this game mean for the Reds? Well, we don't have to face Josh Johnson, so that's cool. With any luck, we'll get to see a super long game in which the Cardinals get beat in the bottom of the 26th inning when Daniel Descalso gives up a walkoff home run to Hanley Ramirez. Ozzie Guillen is obviously ejected in the 7th inning.
Go Marlins! They're playing the Cardinals, so they're my 2nd favorite team!
CF- Emilio Bonaficio RF- Carlos Beltran
3B- Hanley Ramirez LF- Matt Holliday
1B- Gaby Sanchez C- That one bitchy catcher
2B- Omar Infante CF- John Jay
C- John Buck 2B- Daniel Descalso
P- Josh Johnson P- Kyle Lohse
Note the lack of Hall of Famers in the Cardinals lineup. And yeah, I have no idea how to make it look good and I'm in a rush. So woo.