Tonight, we've got the Marlins playing the Cardinals. The huge mystery is WHO IS THROWING OUT THE FIRST PITCH? My money is on Ol' Hoss Radbourn. Apparently they've budgeted 5 minutes for applause. Huh.

What's this game mean for the Reds? Well, we don't have to face Josh Johnson, so that's cool. With any luck, we'll get to see a super long game in which the Cardinals get beat in the bottom of the 26th inning when Daniel Descalso gives up a walkoff home run to Hanley Ramirez. Ozzie Guillen is obviously ejected in the 7th inning.

Go Marlins! They're playing the Cardinals, so they're my 2nd favorite team!

Lineups:

Marlins: Cardinals:

SS- Jose Reyes SS- Rafael Furcal

CF- Emilio Bonaficio RF- Carlos Beltran

3B- Hanley Ramirez LF- Matt Holliday

RF- Giancarlo Stanton 1B- Lance Berkman

LF- Logan Morrison 3B- David Freese

1B- Gaby Sanchez C- That one bitchy catcher

2B- Omar Infante CF- John Jay

C- John Buck 2B- Daniel Descalso

P- Josh Johnson P- Kyle Lohse

Note the lack of Hall of Famers in the Cardinals lineup. And yeah, I have no idea how to make it look good and I'm in a rush. So woo.