In a first for the site, three of our very best went to spring training last weekend and in one my more genius moments I decided to set up an interview with them to get a feel for Arizona. At 2:30 AM EST on a Saturday night.

I know I tend to exaggerate, but this might be the best thing I've ever done. Seriously. Because of the length (we talked for over 47 minutes), I've decided to break it into three sections for convenience's sake. I'll post sections two and three as I finish editing them.

I will warn you, there's some harsh language. While this shouldn't surprise anyone familiar with the site, it has to be said. LANGUAGE NSFW KIDS.

Proverbs 15:28, y'all.

Enjoy part one:

And now for part two! Oh and RR loves Dallas Latos.

Part three, where things get weird, then hilarious again. KMiB even falls out of the bed.