Have you ever wanted to meet your fellow Red Reporters but were waiting for a setting where you won't get stuck droning on incessantly about Drew Stubbs' OBP and strikeouts? WELL NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!

Thursday night offers an opportunity for the locals to get out and support their teams with Louisville, UC, and tOSU all playing. We plan to meet at an undetermined place sometime around 7:00 PM if you're interested. The greatest of the greatest oldilocks of RR (and the new youngbloods) will be getting together to drink beer and scream at televisions 20' or more away, and you should totally join us! I promise you this - we're not nearly as cool or nearly as uncool as you think we are, and we're definitely not intimidating. Well, I can be intimidating. Totally. I'm a badass. I'm listening to Endless Love right now and I'm not even crying. That. Fucking. Hardcore.

Anyway, I'm going to attempt reservations so the following has to happen: First, vote in the poll below which will close at 6:00 PM tomorrow and is truly inconsequential since I prefer Lager House to Holy Grail. Second, let me know if you're coming in the comments section and if you're bringing anyone. I need a hard count by noon on Wednesday to make reservations, if we can even get them.

Lastly: If Jsutin/Yossi doesn't finally meet me, I will delete every one of his replies to me during the 2012 season. All the while making this face:

Every day, I'm Russellin' baby.

Go Cards, Cats, Musketeers, Bobcats, Hoosiers, and Bearcats. Fuck the Buckeyes, AMIRITE?

P.S. This may be happening again for Friday, but we haven't gotten that far yet.