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Do you STILL live in Central Ohio? Do you STILL like to drink beer on any given week night?


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Do you like to meet real live Central Ohioans from the internet like Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin and James 'Buster' Douglas?

If you're going to be in (or near) Central Ohio on 'Leap Day' (Wednesday, February 29th) you should join some fellow Red Reporters for a little celebration of nothing in particular. (Perhaps.. maybe.. hopefully... someone will raise a glass "To healthy women!"... Who's to say?)

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KA-POW! It's gonna be a good time you don't wanna miss skip leap.

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It's been determined that Barley's Smokehouse (on 33 just outside of Grandview) will be our regular spot for meeting and greeting and eating and beating the National League later this spring and summer (and early fall) so let's start off a good year with some Spring Training and see what our pitchers and catchers report.

7pm or something like that? Discuss.

Also, feel free to throw out any other February dates that yous guys might wanna get together. We missed Abe's and Chuck's birthday but we don't have to miss Pistachio Day (2/26) or Walk Your Dog Day (2/22) or Sleeping In Public Day (2/28) or Tortilla Chip Day (2/24) or whatever else might be important to you.

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I would If I owned a car

Sorry brochacho.

crashtestnipplechip citymoron

by Excalib8 on Feb 8, 2012 12:58 AM EST reply actions  

You say that as if you think you're not capable of stealing a car.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 8, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I would if I owned a super-secret Mach 12 airplane that could get me there in 20 minutes from California

but the license and insurance fees are out of this world, so I don’t.

"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville

by bbjones on Feb 9, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Hrmmm

Looks like flights from Denver to Columbus are about $400 bucks.

That’s a bit pricey for these britches! Yooz guys have fun though, y’hear!

Hello...BOOMSHAKALAKA!

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 8, 2012 1:37 AM EST reply actions  

You say that as if you you think you're not capable of hijacking a plane.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 8, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit, flights from Cincinnati to Columbus are $1,200

and Delta cut their direct flight from CVG to CMH.

Bummer.

"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks

by Yossarian22 on Feb 9, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

What is your fixation on transportation?

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Feb 11, 2012 1:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't know, it is weird

when I was in second grade I loved to map routes on the interstate freeway system.

I always built boats and planes with my legos.

Train engineer was my first “what I want to be when I grow up”.

I can tell you pretty much every major airline hub in the United States.

It is all very not useful information.

"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks

by Yossarian22 on Feb 11, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah...this explains a lot !

Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.

by Madville on Feb 11, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

what exactly does it explain, other than I have weird hobbies?

"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks

by Yossarian22 on Feb 11, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't be dense.

Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.

by Madville on Feb 11, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, he is a Pierate!

Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today

by obc2 on Feb 13, 2012 8:40 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

*drops box of matches*

count’em, biatch

Go Reds!
(and gooooo krogering)

by supergrover on Feb 13, 2012 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

hahaha, perfect

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Feb 8, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Rack him

Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today

by obc2 on Feb 8, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure that the burger I ate at Johnny Rockets in 2005 is still in my intestines somewhere

That was the nastiest piece of crap ever made.

darthmom: It's like sabremetrics, but for boobs.

by Hawkeye00 on Feb 13, 2012 9:47 AM EST up reply actions  

I ate food at Johnny Rockets once

It was in Providence airport, my flight was like 3 hours late and Johnny Rockets was the only restaurant in the entire airport. It was fucking awful.

"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks

by Yossarian22 on Feb 13, 2012 10:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Biggest mistake I've ever made was getting a steak at applebee's once

I even put that as my regret in the high school year book as a senior. Everyone thought it was so cool and awesome of me to do that.

Dirt Bikes!

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Feb 8, 2012 8:45 AM EST up reply actions  

They're still talking about that quip!

(Well, you are anyway.)

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 8, 2012 8:55 AM EST up reply actions  

We could head into the Short North

or we could do German Village and go to World of Beer or Columbus Brewing Company. Those are fun.

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by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Feb 8, 2012 8:45 AM EST reply actions  

I can go anywhere.

I am pretty much centrally located and I hace no prerogatives. (This time.)

I like the idea of going downtown, Arena District, Short North, GV, etc but I feel like I picked our season-long destination by putting us at Barley’s Smokehouse so I’m gonna just be where you people tell me to be Sunday night.

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 8, 2012 8:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Columbus Brewing looks closed on Sundays

Bastards. World of Beer looks like it’s open late, though.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 8, 2012 9:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm up for whatever.

Hell, we could even hit the Cultural Hub of the Midwest, Bob’s!

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by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Feb 8, 2012 9:19 AM EST up reply actions  

For me.. later is better. 730ish. 8. 830ish.

But again, I’m just gonna be the dog in the back of this team.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 8, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Bob's at 730?

Bring some quarters for the juker there. Pretty solid.

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by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Feb 8, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Pita Hut -N- Grille right next door.

Shwarma. Solid as well.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 8, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Cool.

If Derek makes it that’ll be five of us. I guess that’s a pretty good turnout for an dead-of-winter meet-up of Reds fans 100 miles from Cincinnati.

Oh yeah!

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 8, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Not too shabby.

Why are the faces on the two gentlemen on the outside so skewed to the inside guy’s face?

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by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Feb 9, 2012 8:38 AM EST up reply actions  

I can't believe I'm typing the following sentence:

It appears that the two larger gentlemen were thinking that each of the Kool-Aid man’s eyes could cover each of their nipples but soon realized what they were setting themselves up for: GIANT wack Kool-Aid man faces.

That’s my best guess anyway. And no matter how wrong or how right I may be here, I shall speak on the issue no more.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 9, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

ok gents… long suffering Reds fan here looking to meet fellow fans. Bob’s is awesome. What day you guys getting together?

by player_manager on Feb 21, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Hello, playa.

Bob’s is seemingly always on our radar but we had started to target Barley’s Smokehouse for next week’s outing.

Wednesday 2/29. 7ish.

But things can change. Stay tuned and check back in this thread.

Meanwhile, it’s about time you reported to camp, ya lurker! Now get out there in some other threads and do some stretches. Or jump some rope is you’re down with Jay’s CrossFit thing.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 21, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Wednesday at 7ish?

Cool. My brother is going to be in town that evening, so he may come along. If that’s okay with you fellas.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 22, 2012 9:40 AM EST up reply actions  

cool cool

looking forward to actually meeting baseball fans. much to digest after this crazy offseason. also fyi- there are some Reds-backers at King Avenue 5. sweet bar too

by player_manager on Feb 22, 2012 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Aha. Now we're talking.

I’ve driven by and always wanted a reason to go in. Other than chatting up the well-bred women of Arlington, I mean.

And Chuck, like my dad always told me: “Any brother of a guy you met on the internet is a drinking buddy waiting to happen.”

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 22, 2012 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

King Ave 5 is a good place too.

So what is it next Weds? Barley’s Smoker?

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by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Feb 22, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

I dunno. Someone else make the call.

See, I was thinking that Barley’s would be a good centrally located watering hole for us to meet up again and again during this season. But on weeknights they close up the kitchen at 10ish and presumably the bartenders pack up to get out of there by 10:30 or whatever.

So maybe we should give King Avenue 5 a try since there are already some Reds fans there and they’ll stay open as late as we’d ever need them to? It’s centrally located as well but I’m guessing it would take a few extra minutes to get to because it’s not right off a highway like Barley’s on 33.

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 22, 2012 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Or Bob's.

Fuck it.

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 22, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

If everyone isn't super into oysters you might want to pass on Barleys

It’s the biannual Oysters and Stout which gets very crowded. Unless that’s what you’re into.

by Red Menace on Feb 23, 2012 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Good point

Let’s go to Bob’s instead.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 23, 2012 7:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Bob's at 7?

Yo, it’s still several weeks off but I just saw that the Clips open at home against the Bats. TH 4/5 through SUN 4/8.

I’m not crazy about trying to commit to seeing cold-ass April minor league baseball games without knowing the weather forecast but it is pretty cool that our favorite minor leaguers are gonna be here. So let’s give it some thought?

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 23, 2012 9:02 AM EST up reply actions  

I like them much more whenever Mike Shinoda isn't rapping

And when they were a backing band for Jay-Z, they proved my theory that rap-rock works as long as the MC isn’t white. Or Mike Shinoda.

by Brendanukkah on Feb 8, 2012 9:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Rage Against the Machine earned my everlasting disdain by breaking up during the Bush years

…the one time they absolutely would have been relevant. I love their music, but fuck those guys.

by Brendanukkah on Feb 9, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I think someone would've murdered someone in that band if they didn't break up immediately.

Oh, and here’s where I say that I had the same guitar teacher as Tom Morello.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Feb 10, 2012 9:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Don't forget Theory of a Deadman

Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today

by obc2 on Feb 8, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

alright..

someone needs to ‘splain to me Lincoln’s association with Columbus, OH.. I mean the Googlez told me he gave a speech there on 9/16/1859, but aside from that I’m failing to see how LIncoln is a great American of the fine city of Columbus..

as for Darwin, I don’t see any remote connection between him and Columbus..

I’m guessing joke’s on me?

The ends justify the means

by Highlifeman21 on Feb 9, 2012 11:19 PM EST reply actions  

Look, you can believe what you wanna believe.

But the next time you’re in Lev’s Pawn Shop on West Broad look for that picture of Lincoln hanging behind the counter (the one with the second, rarely used register). If it’s slow in there ask ‘em to take it down so you can read the hand-written note. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen it but as I recall it says something like:

“To Lev, my oldest and truest homie. I’m off to save the union with some block-rocking beats. Keep it real. ~ Rail-Splittah.”

Franklintonians know what’s up.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 10, 2012 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Um... can I have a balloon?

"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville

by bbjones on Feb 11, 2012 1:22 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Speaking of Gladiators..

American Gladiators that is….

Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.

by Madville on Feb 11, 2012 5:27 AM EST reply actions  

Looks like it's off for tonight

We’ll reschedule. Sorry Abe and Darwin. Maybe you should have thought about having your birthdays on a more convenient day.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 12, 2012 6:14 PM EST reply actions  

what happened?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 12, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

God rested.

"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks

by Yossarian22 on Feb 12, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Abe and Charlie are both already dead.

Unless you meant Danny Darwin’s birthday.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Feb 12, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

The C-bus RR'ers World Tour off to a shaky start

This thread is ruined. Premature fanpost’d.

Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today

by obc2 on Feb 13, 2012 8:43 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

We had a good solid debut last month.

But this, our sophomore effort is taking some time to get put together.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 13, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Passed by the 'Loose Goose' this morning on my way into Grandview for DK's donuts.

It’s just around the corner from Barley’s (closer to 670 fwiw). The Goose is new and I’ve never been there but it looks like they’re planning to be open until 2:30 every night of the week. This is good to know because Barley’s might cut us off at 10:30 or 11ish on weeknights. (If we ever get there.)

Appears to be a little bit more singles-barsy than I prefer but one page on their website also says ‘family friendly.’ So whatever. They have sports on tv and probably a cute waitress or two.

Five dolla Yuengling pitchers on Wednesdays.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 14, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

$5 pitchers

I miss Ohio. Although, I’d probably be an alcoholic if I still lived there.

by Brendanukkah on Feb 15, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Central Ohio

Could things get much bleaker?

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by Madville on Feb 23, 2012 2:02 AM EST reply actions  

I just saw this.

What does this mean, Mads?

You just trolling to hear yourself troll?

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 29, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Central Ohio is pretty turrible

fucking Buckeye country, and the lemming mentality to go with it

The ends justify the means

by Highlifeman21 on Feb 29, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

agree to disagree

the 3 years I spent at tOSU were some of the worst of my life

Buckeyes fans suck, Columbus isn’t a major league town (how do the Blue Jackets actually make money?), and people in Columbus have a weird sense of entitlement b/c they are from the Columbus and they don’t live near “the mistake by the lake” and they don’t want to associate with a city that as recently as what, 10 years ago? Cincinnati had riots.

The ends justify the means

by Highlifeman21 on Feb 29, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I grew up in central Ohio

Went to college at OWU in Delaware Oh
I speak from experience.
Bleak is a ‘nice’ description of central Ohio, it is in general too smug and conservative for moi.
Although some of countryside is pretty a great deal of the populace is not.
Just not my cup ’o tea…

But how is Meryl Streep ever an upset?

Chuck Srabbles

by Madville on Mar 1, 2012 7:34 AM EST up reply actions  

What college didn't you go to, Sarah Palin?

"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo

by Yossarian22 on Mar 1, 2012 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Mads, when were you here?

2012 Columbus is a lot different (better, pretty much) than even 2002 Columbus. And I think you were here fifteen or twenty years before even that, right? (And you were in Delaware, which is a fine little city but it’s just a good-sized feeder ’burb to Columbus.)

I don’t claim to know what you’re looking for from a city that isn’t as good to you as Cincinnati must be, but if it happens to be new or weird or irreverent or progressive or left-leaning or forward-thinking or intelligent or worldly or self-effacing and generally upbeat, well, we got some of that.

Don’t get me wrong. There are still 100,000 lemmings rah-rah-rah-ing on the banks of the Olentangy every football Saturday and at the same time there are at least another 500,000 throughout the sprawling megalopolis who are wishing like anything they were there too. We still got that and we always will. But we ain’t no college town.

We grew up. And really, we’re not even jealous of our big brothers on the lake or the river any more.

You know what? We alright. Might be Mom’s favorite even.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 1, 2012 11:49 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

My youngest duaght graduated from OSU a year ago and

My wife and I spend a fair amount of time in Columbus (she is from there and her family is there). The Short North is nice, Bexley has a couple of nice Art Galleries and German Town has a couple of good restaurants. Parts of of Columbus are an oasis of cool and interesting people and places that’s for sure. But out in the hinterland it is pretty darn bleak.

Oh and for the record it isn’t that much different anywhere …pockets of interesting and cool stuff surrounded by mouth breathers and partially lobotomized TV addicts.

So when one says Cental Ohio to me I think not of Columbus or Delaware or Granville…but Piqua, Ostrander, Eaton and St. Marys.

But how is Meryl Streep ever an upset?

Chuck Srabbles

by Madville on Mar 1, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

If Piqua is Central Ohio...

Then I’m the Pope of Canada.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 1, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Western central Ohio

Unless you mean DEAD center

But how is Meryl Streep ever an upset?

Chuck Srabbles

by Madville on Mar 1, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

You're telling me that you consider Piqua to be 'Central Ohio'..

because it’s centered between North-Western Ohio and South-Western Ohio?

You are crazy like a fox, Mads. Like an old stoned hippie fox.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 1, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Well it ain't in the south is it? It ain't in the northern stripe...

I’d say it is central western.
Yep…
I just looked at the map again
Central western.

But how is Meryl Streep ever an upset?

Chuck Srabbles

by Madville on Mar 1, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

the time i spent in columbus has been great

i think it’s a really nice city that has bad weather because it’s so far north.

the weird al concert i attended there was awesome & the arena district kicks butt

by 'tHan on Mar 1, 2012 8:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Columbus is alright as second/third tier midwestern cities go.

It wouldn’t be a horrible place to live, there are some excellent restaurants, good museums, interesting neighborhoods.

"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo

by Yossarian22 on Mar 1, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Fuck that

I am going to become your neighbor!

"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo

by Yossarian22 on Mar 1, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

squatting can get you pretty far in life.

"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo

by Yossarian22 on Mar 1, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

There's a sign on Cleveland Ave. (downtown Columbus)

That says “5 house for 65K.” You could afford that!

The secret, is to hit the computer with a hammer

by DerekH91 on Mar 1, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

i could sell my vcr!

"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo

by Yossarian22 on Mar 1, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

The Arena District is great.

And it has really helped to bring some life to the ‘proper’ downtown (just south of the arena and the ballpark). I’ts like a real city! You can walk around and to and from all these places and everything!

And you can even do it while avoiding all the hipster enclaves if you like!

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 1, 2012 12:03 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

The well dressed man from Urbana

But how is Meryl Streep ever an upset?

Chuck Srabbles

by Madville on Mar 1, 2012 7:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Urbana's outside of Springfield, no?

And I’m not sure but I think Springfield is pretty close to Dayton.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 1, 2012 11:51 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah. Uhh...St Paris. Hmm.

Fine people. Good Americans. But they don’t know what the queers are doing to the Central Ohio soil.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 1, 2012 1:16 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

That should have read a tad northWEST of Columbus.

But how is Meryl Streep ever an upset?

Chuck Srabbles

by Madville on Mar 1, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly, I'd never heard of St Paris until you mentioned it.

Also, I’ve lived in Delaware and Columbus for most of my life and I don’t think I’d ever heard of Urbana until in my twenties I started driving to Indianapolis to see NBA games once or twice a year.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 1, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you familiar with Ostrander?

A charming little burg that pretty much says it all about Central central Ohio.
Here’s a shot of the police department.

But how is Meryl Streep ever an upset?

Chuck Srabbles

by Madville on Mar 1, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup.

7 or 730, I guess.

I will be there. I should not be any later than 745.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 28, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

wear a condom

Bronson Arroyo is the consonant professional - John Teh Fay

by supergrover on Feb 29, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I hadn't thought about this until now..

I’ve probably worn my last condom.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 29, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Really?

Does this mean you’re finally ready to settle down?

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 29, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

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