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2012 Community Prospect Rankings: Who's Mr. Irrelevant?

Josh Smith makes our list at 24, meaning there's one spot left. We'll have a vote between the remaining 5 guys, and then later on in the week we'll be voting on who makes our list as an honorable mention. We're doing that a little different this year, so listen up.

If you have a name you want to add to the honorable mention poll, mention it in the comments below. The top 5 vote-getters in the poll will win an honorable mention in this year's rankings? Why is this important? Last year, guys like David Vidal and Didi Gregorius made that spot. They're usually guys with big upside who can be poised to have a breakout year, and guys like Juan Duran, Daniel Corcino, and Sam LeCure made the lists of nyc and myself last year.

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Sean Buckley, 3B, 22, BA-UR, Sickels-UR
(Billings) .289/.372/.551/.923, 14 HR, 41 RBI

Pros: Showed a ton of power potential, hitting 14 HR in 225 AB. Good bloodlines.
Cons: Struck out a lot, needs to curtail that. Doesn't have a track record for hitting for average in college.

Tim Crabbe, RHP, 24, BA-UR, Sickels-#14
(Dayton) 3.65 ERA, 24.2 IP, 25 K, 7 BB, 1.17 WHIP
(Bakersfield) 3.41 ERA, 111.0 IP, 123 K, 46 BB, 1.29 WHIP

Pros: Two above average pitches, profiles as a solid reliever. Put up good numbers in the Cally League, which is a pitcher's nightmare.
Cons: Needs a 3rd pitch if he wants to be a starter. Kind of old for his level, so needs to go to AA and pitch well.

Drew Hayes, RHP, 24, BA-UR, Sickels-UR
(Dayton) 1.35 ERA, 60 IP, 89 K, 27 BB, 0.93 WHIP

Pros: Dayton's shutdown closer in 2011. Throws 3 pitches with good velocity on his fast ball (91-94).
Cons: Needs to improve command with his fastball and secondary pitches.

Kyle Waldrop, OF, 20, BA-UR, Sickels-UR

(Billings) .273/.305/.471/.776, 5 HR, 29 RBI

Pros: Former football recruit and huge left handed bat. Broke out slugging .471 for Billings in 2011.
Cons: Plate discipline is an issue.

Ryan Wright, 2B, 22, BA-UR, Sickels-UR
(Billings) .298/.348/.522/.870, 7 HR, 32 RBI
(AZL Reds) .318/.375/.636/1.011, 1 HR, 5 RBI

Pros: Showed good power potential. Should advance fast through the system. Versatile in the field.
Cons: Could walk more. Attended a school that jch likes.

Poll
Who is the Reds #25 prospect for 2012?
Sean Buckley
59 votes
Tim Crabbe
25 votes
Drew Hayes
16 votes
Ryan Wright
20 votes
Kyle Waldrop
27 votes

147 votes | Poll has closed

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Who is this "NYC" you reference?

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by obc2 on Feb 7, 2012 9:16 AM EST reply actions  

And then avatar bet you that he isn't

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by BK on Feb 7, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

good lord

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by PeteyHendrix on Feb 7, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

No, I'm pretty sure that's the Mottram's

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by ChiDa on Feb 7, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Vote Waldrop

24 yr old pitchers in A ball aren’t prospects, they’re suspects…

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by obc2 on Feb 7, 2012 9:21 AM EST reply actions  

What about 22-year old infielders in rookie ball?

And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off

by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 7, 2012 9:30 AM EST up reply actions  

These Oswalt rumors are not going away

I don’t really want the Reds to sign him. I just don’t want the Cardinals to have him.

by ams78 on Feb 7, 2012 9:55 AM EST reply actions  

I reeeeeeaaaaally want the Reds to get Oswalt

I would bet that he has a better season this year than Cueto.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 7, 2012 10:00 AM EST up reply actions  

You crazy.

I want to be the first to take that bet.

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 7, 2012 10:07 AM EST up reply actions  

i see people predicting oswalt as a #5 starter

they crazy.

i still have a lot of confidence in roy & i think it would be awesome to have him as a red.

if you can’t beat ’em, get ’em to join you!

by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2012 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

x

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by Yossarian22 on Feb 7, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Oswalt would be no less than the #3 starter for the Reds

I’m all for signing him.

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by btcoop71 on Feb 7, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

As long as they don't trade Bailey or Chapman I am OK with it

It would be tough to lose one of them for a single year of O, especially if his back problems limit him again.

I’d also prefer they don’t kick Leake out of the rotation, but I could live with this (if only because he would certainly be back once someone got hurt).

I had a dream last night that the Reds cleared payroll by trading Arroyo to the Cubs, but then I woke up and Theo was still running things in Chicago

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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 7, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

they're not trading Chapman

Even if he’s only a reliever, Chapman’s still a good deal on that contract.

Maybe Theo will trade for Arroyo as a way to say “I’m sorry” for dealing him in 2006?

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by Slyde on Feb 7, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Agreed

I’d be all for that if the Cubs paid the salary difference.

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by kcgard2 on Feb 9, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I will trade Arroyo to the Cubs on one condition.

If Theo signs Willy Mo away from Japan and the Reds receieve him back in trade.

Kind of like a trade do over

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by brown11b on Feb 7, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

That is a horrible appology.

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by Yossarian22 on Feb 7, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

It would be Leake, he would be the easiest to move.

No thanks, I hope he is just driving the price up past the cards.

by Eastwindquinn on Feb 7, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

It makes no sense to trade Leake

He makes league minimum, and he has options. You don’t save any money trading him, and you can demote him to open a spot in the rotation.

And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off

by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 7, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I think he meant demote him, unless I'm mistaken

Leake would bring back a decent haul in a trade, but it wouldn’t make any sense from a financial perspective (or, really, from any perspective)

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by UncleWeez on Feb 7, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

What if they get a piece they need for Bailey

I haven’ thought this that far through yet, but what if they can get a left field solution for Bailey and Oswalt.

Of course if they do that, they probably won’t save any money.

"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks

by Yossarian22 on Feb 7, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

What young LF options are there really?

Dominic Brown? He’s the only one I can think of and I doubt the Phillies would be interested in Bailey

by vottomatic on Feb 7, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, Homer

I haven’t totally given up on him. I’d hate to trade him away for one year of Oswalt. And I don’t think Oswalt represents enough of an upgrade over Bailey (at this point in Oswalt’s career). Now, if you can replace Arroyo in the rotation with Oswalt, then we’re in business.

by ams78 on Feb 7, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

the thing is, you aren't trading homer for oswalt

you are getting a seperate return for homer.

return + oswalt is better to me than having homer.

by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

What's a decent return for Homer?

He’s a little injury plagued and he’s inconsistent

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by ChiDa on Feb 7, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Uh...could we trade Bailey, Heisey, and Chapman...

…for Josh Hamilton? Bring him home and extend him to play LF?

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by PeteyHendrix on Feb 7, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

It's certainly a win-now move.

What WOULD you give up?

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by PeteyHendrix on Feb 7, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

if they would take bailey chapman & heisey

and the reds were able to extend hamilton for like 3 years, that would be a really good deal

by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, this is what I was thinking.

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by PeteyHendrix on Feb 7, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think the Rangers would take that deal.

How would you sell that to your fans?… Well, we’ve been winning the league and everything but we’re gonna trade away our MVP-caliber best hitter for a young unproven left fielder and that flamethrowing Cuban guy that the Reds haven’t done much with yet.

And Homer Bailey!

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 7, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, Hobbs only has one year left of control

and the whole recovering alcoholic stuff. He’s not worth Chapman, fer sher.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 7, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

he's 31 this year

And he’s been rode hard and put away wet. No way would I sign him for 3 years.

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by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

The Maria Menounos meme is omnipresent.

And Mnemonic!

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 7, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

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by Madville on Feb 9, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

the guy can't stay on the field, even when sober.

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by Yossarian22 on Feb 7, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

homer?

hamilton stayed on the field long enough to lead the american league in rbi one season & win the mvp award in another

by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

He has averaged 117.8 games a season.

He has played more than 130 games exactly twice, and more than 150 games once.

I don’t see that improving, and yes he is so good when he is on the field he is still useful despite being expected to miss 44.2 games a year, but he is 31 and will probably start to decline, and the decline will probably be sped by his bad health.

If Josh Hamilton wants a big contract for $15M a year, between his durability and sobriety issues, that is a risk a big market team should make.

"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks

by Yossarian22 on Feb 7, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

whoa

i never said give him 15 million a year.

i was saying give up those players if the extension is for sure & is favorable to the reds.

by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

But he has yet to log 140 innings in a big league season

most teams want a mid rotation pitcher who they are sure will make 30+ starts.

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by Yossarian22 on Feb 7, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

But many will trade for a guy who had all-star stats in 21 starts last year...

…is cheap, under team control for a while, only 25, and has improved each year, despite injuries.

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by PeteyHendrix on Feb 7, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

He had all star peripherals

He did not have an All-Star ERA.

"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks

by Yossarian22 on Feb 7, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I take that back, he had nice peripherals

A decent k/9 of 7.25, a good BB/9 of 2.25, but he was an extreme fly ball pitcher is a 39.5% GB rate.

His ERA was 4.43, FIP was 4.06, and xFIP was 3.77, all nice, but nothing really standout.

If he had All-Star stats, it because he pitched for the 2001 Reds.

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by Yossarian22 on Feb 7, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Just a quick eyeball check at Baseball-Reference

tells me that even if Bailey had thrown enough innings to qualify he would not be in the top 10 in bb/9 or k/9.

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by Yossarian22 on Feb 7, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

That may be true, but that's not my query. :)

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by PeteyHendrix on Feb 7, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

well your query unfairly sets up your argument

As there may not be many guys who have better stats in each individual category.

"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks

by Yossarian22 on Feb 7, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that unfair, or is that my point?

If few equaled or surpassed him in each category, and those few are almost all all-stars, I think that’s pretty powerful evidence.

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by PeteyHendrix on Feb 7, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I have returned from lunch and done some statwork™.

2011 season (requiring BBp9<=2.25, earned_run_avg<=4.43, At least 60% games started and At least 20 Games), sorted by greatest Strikeouts per 9 IP
LINK to LEADERBOARD

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by PeteyHendrix on Feb 7, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Everyone above Bailey on that list is All-Star quality.

All 12 of them.

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by PeteyHendrix on Feb 7, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

This might be the finest example of cherry picking I've ever seen

Also, you are probably the first person I’ve ever seen call Scott Baker an All-Star caliber pitcher, and the first one in like 8 years for Bartolo Colon.

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by kcgard2 on Feb 7, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

A couple of things here...

Cherry picking: Elbow Patches picked the stats, not me. And ERA, K/9, and BB/9 are all very good determining factors in judging pitchers.

Scott Baker:
The guy put up All-Star stats last year, in limited time, just like Homer.

Bailey had 22 starts in 2011, Baker had 21 plus 2 relief appearances. Here’s a look at Bailey/Baker in 2011, pro-rated for an additional 50% more innings, taking them to roughly 31-33 starts each:

Homer Bailey
15-11 with a 4.43 ERA
159 Ks and 50 BB in 190 IP with a 1.280 WHIP

Scott Baker
12-8 with a 3.14 ERA
185 Ks and 48 BB in 202 IP with a 1.173 WHIP.

I’d love to have either of those pitchers start #3-5 for us. And if you put up those numbers for a couple years in a row, you could damn well find yourself on the A-S team.

Bartolo Colon was an all-star in 2005 when he won 21 games. That’s 6 years, not 8, but WGAF.

In 2011 Colon posted a 111 ERA+ and a 1.290 WHIP with 7.4 K/9 and only 2.2 BB/9 while giving up only 1.2 HR/9. I don’t think he’s got anything left, but those numbers kick ass.

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by PeteyHendrix on Feb 7, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I wasn't really cherry picking

I was just racking my mind trying to figure out which stats he put up were possibly “All-Star” and those were closet.

"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks

by Yossarian22 on Feb 7, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think you cherry-picked at all, FWIW.

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by PeteyHendrix on Feb 8, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing about Homer Bailey's stat line last year says All-Star to me

or even particularly close to that

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by kcgard2 on Feb 7, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

But you have to think

that they are gonna trade him for a guy who is cheap as well. Name me LF who is as cheap as, but better than Chris Heisey that is available. There probably aren’t many

by vottomatic on Feb 7, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Meaning that if the Reds opted to trade Bailey, it'd likely be for a LF...

…but there aren’t any LFs available in the Reds’ price range better than Heisey.

Hello...BOOMSHAKALAKA!

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 7, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

oh.

it’s time to start replenishing the farm system. heisey & ludwick are the reds LF.

trade homer for prostpects

by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

So are you assuming that Leake gets traded, or injured?

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by ephram on Feb 7, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

No

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by btcoop71 on Feb 7, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Just looking at the last 2 seasons (i.e. assuming 2011 is not totally indicative of 2012)

Oswalt has the 2nd best ERA, FIP, xFIP, SIERRA, and tERA. I realize that’s just a bunch of alphabet soup, but as long as he’s healthy, Oswalt is a better pitcher than pretty much everybody on the Reds but Latos.

Heck, even if you look just at 2011, he’s pretty close to the 3rd best pitcher on the team, and he was hurt!

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by Slyde on Feb 7, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

So, "pretty close to third best" = 4th best?

The big question with Oswalt is how much of 2011 was an aberration and how much was a sign of things to come. The lack of interest in him seems to indicate that the Pros are more than a little worried that the injury problems may not be resolved.

My guess is that in 2012 he is either going to make one GM look a little foolish or make the other 29 look very foolish.

And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off

by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 7, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

"So, "pretty close to third best" = 4th best?"

Nah, it’s just not as clear. He’s clearly the 2nd best pitcher over ’10-11. In ’11, it depends on the metric you use:
ERA – 3rd
FIP – 2nd
xFIP – 5th
tERA – 3rd
SIERRA – 5th

I’m not sure where that puts him, but I’d say that’s close enough for him to be considered 3rd best. But I’m trying to give the benefit of the doubt and not overstate my case.

I’m hoping that he’s this season’s version of Lance Berkman.

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by Slyde on Feb 7, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, if he signs with St. Louis,

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by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 7, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Dammit

If he signs with St. Louis, I sure hope he isn’t this season’s version of Lance Berkman.

I just can’t help but think that if there was even a single GM out there who thought there was a good chance he could return to pre-2011 form, someone would have offered him a multi-year deal. 2010 Roy Oswat is certainly worth 3 years, $30 million, even if he gives only 2 years at that level and declines in the third year.

And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off

by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 7, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Certainly must be some concerns about his back

maybe everybody wants him to take a prove-it deal, and he’s got too much pride to do that?

Or maybe it’s a matter of GMs psyching themselves out. “Hey, why isn’t XXXX in on this? Does he know something I don’t?”

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by Slyde on Feb 7, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Mark me down as not wanting Oswalt due to the bad back

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by jch24 on Feb 7, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

We could insure the contract.

To limit potential losses. This might even work on a 3-year deal…which I am starting to favor.

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by PeteyHendrix on Feb 7, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think he wants a three-year deal

He wants to prove himself this year, then sign a big contract.

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by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Even 2011 Oswalt

would have been the number 2 pitcher on the 2011 Reds.

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by Yossarian22 on Feb 7, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

If they sign him, I just hope it means Homer in the bullpen, not Leake in Louisville

And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off

by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 7, 2012 10:04 AM EST up reply actions  

This is what Spring Training is for.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 7, 2012 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

This is what 2010-2011 are for

I’ll take Leake’s superior performance over the past two years, along with his clear improvement, over the results of a couple of meaningless starts in Spring Training games.

And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off

by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 7, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

Mike Leake has achieved more than Homer Bailey has.

Mike Leake should be at the point where he can “work on stuff” in Spring Training rather than compete for a job.

"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks

by Yossarian22 on Feb 7, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

As unlikely as it is, I'm pulling for Arroyo in the bullpen, in the LeCure role

Cuteo/Latos/Oswalt/Leake/Bailey has me drooling. Especially with Arroyo available to spot start, LeCure and Francis in AAA and Chapman maybe ready to start later in the year. It’s a pipe dream, but between that and the bullpen, good God that’s a pitching staff.

by ams78 on Feb 7, 2012 10:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Yep

Adding Oswalt to the rotation takes it from a good one to great one. Not as good as the Phillies or Giants, but top five in the NL. No more half-measures, Walter.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 7, 2012 10:19 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That's weird

Is this happening to anyone else, or is it just ’tHan?

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 7, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

it appears to be working correctly for the time being

oddly enough, a notification popped up saying i’d posted a new comment.

never had a self notification before

by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

This sort of thing has happened to me before

It usually goes away if you refresh the page.

And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off

by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 7, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd love for this to happen...

Adds about 3 wins to our team, I’d guess. Similarly, it prevents the Cards from picking up 3 wins by upgrading from McLellan to Oswalt. That’s a six-win swing – plenty to establish the Reds as the front-runners in the Central, if not the NL.

Trying to pull off "having no money and talking to no one" as well as the Reds have.

by badenjr on Feb 7, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Francis will not likely go to AAA.

He has an opt-out in his contract at the end of spring training. If he doesn’t suck in camp, he’ll be pitching for someone in the majors.

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by PeteyHendrix on Feb 7, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

If he opts out, he's a FA again right?

and the best he got last time he was a free agent was a minor league contract. I am not sure this proposition is true. I think there’s at least a 50/50 chance he goes to AAA.

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Feb 7, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

For Francis to want to stay with the Reds in AAA...

…all 31 other teams must take a pass on him. Factor in spring training injuries and prospects failing to impress, and I’d bet that some team will want him more than the Reds.

"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00

by PeteyHendrix on Feb 7, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Perhaps, I wouldn't be schocked if he leaves on his own

I also wouldn’t be shocked if he looks at the Reds lack of starting pitching depth, and realizes if he goes to Louisville, he will most likely be on the Major League roster in a few months, and has a chance to pitch for a pretty good team.

"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks

by Yossarian22 on Feb 7, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

MLBTR

says Oswalt prefers the Rangers or Cardinals, and there’s “no traction” with the Red Sox. Does sound like there’s room for the Reds to make a move, if they’re so inclined. Spring training starts in two weeks. Unless Oswalt wants to sit around until midseason, like Clemens did, he has to pick a team soon.

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by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2012 10:19 AM EST up reply actions  

He prefers the Rangers or Cards, but they don't have the budget room.

They also really don’t have the ability to move money, or stretch their budget. I think the Reds can do both.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on Feb 7, 2012 10:20 AM EST up reply actions  

What if he wants to take a pay cut to play with either one of them?

Surely they would make room for him

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Feb 7, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

He could do that, but I doubt he would.

If the Reds can make an offer he will take it.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on Feb 7, 2012 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

But he's not interested in the Reds (or so he says...)

I still says he signs for either the Rangers or Cardinals

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Feb 7, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, his agent did contact the Reds.

I think that might say otherwise.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on Feb 7, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, that's his agent

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Feb 7, 2012 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

that's just like, your opinion, man

Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me

by UncleWeez on Feb 7, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Ok, duder

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Feb 7, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing

Whoever lives past today and comes home safely will rouse himself each year on this day, show his neighbors his scars, and tell embellished stories of all their great feats of battle.

by brown11b on Feb 7, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he might take a pay cut

Just as Coco had to settle for a less than ideal situation, Oswalt might, too.

He wants the Rangers or the Cards because they’re close to his hometown. The Reds aren’t too bad, at least compared to the Tigers and Red Sox.

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by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Why wouldn't he take a pay cut?

He already backed down from his multiyear demands

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Feb 7, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

ESPN rumor central

Still has the Reds to sign Oswalt.

It stays another case of Walt waiting on the market and that it will be another great deal.

Now considering the source I am not putting any stock in this report, but either way I would rather read that rumor over reading a report of Oswalt signing with the crybabybirds

Whoever lives past today and comes home safely will rouse himself each year on this day, show his neighbors his scars, and tell embellished stories of all their great feats of battle.

by brown11b on Feb 7, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Jocketty, on Oswalt, per Fay:
""It’s all rumors," he said. "I’m sick and tired of it. We’ve had no serious talks. We’ve had no contact with the player."

Link

by ams78 on Feb 7, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

The Madson and Marshall rumors weren't true either.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on Feb 7, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, well...well...

Donkeyfarts. I got nothing.

Hello...BOOMSHAKALAKA!

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 7, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

A vote for Waldrop is a vote for freedom.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on Feb 7, 2012 10:19 AM EST reply actions  

So I have come to a few descisions

I am rooting for the Reds to lose on Opening Day, they lost on Opening Day in 1995, 1999, and 2010. The won on Opening Day last year, and look what happened.

Further more I think they should bring up a AAAA pitcher to start on Opening Day.

1995-Jose Rijo starts, would eventually have Tommy John Surgery that year.
1996-Pete Schureck started on opening day, eventually had elbow surgery and was never the same.
1997-John Smiley started opening day, he sucked terribly, was traded to Cleveland broke his arm.
1999-Brett Tomko started on Opening Day, and he was awful.
2001-Pete Harnisch started Opening Day, had shoulder surgery.
2003-Jimmy Haynes started Opening Day, and after being a serviceable pitcher in 2002, was awful and eventually had back surgery..
2004-Corey Lidle starts Opening Day, he eventually died in a plane crash.
2005-Paul Wilson starts Opening Day, after two serviceable seasons for the Reds he has what turned out to be career ending shoulder surgery.
2006-2010-Harang starts Opening Day, Dusty does something incredibly stupid with Harang.
2011-Volquez starts Opening Day, we know what happens.

We all know correlation equals causation.

"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks

by Yossarian22 on Feb 7, 2012 10:47 AM EST reply actions  

But not every left fielder!

"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks

by Yossarian22 on Feb 7, 2012 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

salllright, 'Leg.

I rec’d them both.

Hello...BOOMSHAKALAKA!

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 7, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

I like this one better

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Feb 7, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I think we all know that the Reds pitchers were terrible during that time period.

The biggest problem is those guys were forced to start the opener because there was no one else.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on Feb 7, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

You theoretically could

If you were the last team to play an Opening Day game and all the other teams in the division lost. You’d also have to be the first team to win a game in this instance as well.

by FordhamRam on Feb 7, 2012 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I voted Buckley

Third base prospects are hard to come by, and it looks like he’s got a lot of potential in that bat. I hope to see him in Dayton this year.

Respect my authoritah!

by BigBadBruce on Feb 7, 2012 11:06 AM EST reply actions  

whatsa dude gotta do to make this list?

Danny Dorn!

See, he’s already proven he can field like Gomes!

Hello...BOOMSHAKALAKA!

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 7, 2012 11:43 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

It looks like he is trying to play the OF with a catcher's mit

Maybe it is just me, but that my explain the Gomes like fielding issue

Whoever lives past today and comes home safely will rouse himself each year on this day, show his neighbors his scars, and tell embellished stories of all their great feats of battle.

by brown11b on Feb 7, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

We should be Fielding Coaches

Whoever lives past today and comes home safely will rouse himself each year on this day, show his neighbors his scars, and tell embellished stories of all their great feats of battle.

by brown11b on Feb 7, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

He fields the ball like Jagger...

He’s got the moves of Mick Jagger
He takes the ro-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow routes like Jagger

"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00

by PeteyHendrix on Feb 7, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

slow news day

the top headline on yahoo is “what if all the cats in the world suddenly died?”

we all know that the moon is not made of green cheese. but, what if it were made of barbeque spare ribs?

by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2012 11:46 AM EST reply actions  

We'd have no problem colonizing the moon if that was the case

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Feb 7, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Barbecue spare ribs?

No wonder Newt wants to go so badly.

#tooeasy

by ams78 on Feb 7, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Jeff Brantley would be an astronaut, instead of your mother

/AmbiguouslyWorded

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Feb 7, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Stalin Gerson, Mike Costanzo

Josh Fellhauer, Cody Puckett. Pedro Villarreal

Random, little scrubby. The Reds clearly like Mike, Cody, and Pedro more than we do.

by Eastwindquinn on Feb 7, 2012 12:32 PM EST reply actions  

Who was that catcher the Reds drafted out of UNC a few years ago?

I always like him, but he always sucked. I hope he breaks out this year so that I might remember his name.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 7, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Fleury

Mark Fleury. He actually had a good year in Bakersfield last season, OBP of .390. I want him as an honorable mention.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 7, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

He was actually good in 2010 as well with Dayton

.255/.352/.433 line in 104 games. Worth an honorable mention to me as well

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by DerekH91 on Feb 7, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

He was a college hitter.

and watched Meso and Grandel zip past him, and he should be hearing Tuckers footsteps. and we signed 2 AAAA guys (not counting Corky) in front of him for the Bats platoon job.

by Eastwindquinn on Feb 7, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

He's likely to start the season in AA

and probably play there all season. They need the AAA depth anyway.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 7, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

still young.

It’ll be nice having him and Barnart for depth behind Navarro and the ilk in AAA.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Feb 7, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Fairly interesting peice from ESPN

Ranking the teams in the central by position. I think they underrate Stubbs and Bruce, and possibly Cozart. And they’re a bit rough on Dusty. But interesting.

by ams78 on Feb 7, 2012 12:38 PM EST reply actions  

It is hard to underrate Cozart

he was a pedestrian prospect with a week and a half of big league experience.

His ceiling really is a Ryan Theriot with above average defense.

"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks

by Yossarian22 on Feb 7, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

ha, about to say

“Theriot with above average defense” is the best SS east of Tulo.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Feb 7, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Huh??

you crazy

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Feb 7, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

either that or not thinking of someone.

There aren’t many SS anymore.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Feb 7, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I just looked at their ranking for pitching

I have a hard time taking an article seriously that puts Matt Garza, in the same class as Chris Carpenter, Mat Latos, and Yovani Gallardo.

"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks

by Yossarian22 on Feb 7, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

It wasn't about him being in the same class

He just projects as the Cubs #1 starter compared to the rest of the division’s #1 starter.

by ams78 on Feb 7, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

he was ranked as the 4th best starter

and the author wrote, that any of those 4 guys could end up being the best pitcher in the Division.

"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks

by Yossarian22 on Feb 7, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

What's wrong with that? He could end up being the best pitcher in the division

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Feb 7, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I doubt he maintains he strike out rate of 9/9IP

and regresses closer to his career average of 7.5.

He is a fine pitcher, but he ain’t a ace.

"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks

by Yossarian22 on Feb 7, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

But he COULD be an ace

Anything’s possible

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Feb 7, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

And Bronson Arroyo COULD win theCy Young Award this year.

"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks

by Yossarian22 on Feb 7, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly, anything's possible

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Feb 7, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, not ANYTHING

And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off

by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 7, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So close to the ultimate animal

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Feb 7, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

a Quackodile?

Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me

by UncleWeez on Feb 7, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I was thinking more like a sharocrogle

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Feb 7, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Crocoduck

The kid from that Alan Thicke sitcom once claimed that evolution is false, because we don’t see any Crocoducks (I wish I was parodying his argument, but that was really it).

Hence, the Crocoduck in all its glory.

And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off

by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 7, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, that dude who's sister is married to Pavel Bure?

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Feb 7, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Kirk Cameron

Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me

by UncleWeez on Feb 7, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Ding Ding Ding

I could not remember his name, or be bothered to Google it.

And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off

by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 7, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

In other news...

Boner is dead and Kirk thinks that a banana’s size and conformity to a human hand proves God’s existence as our maker. I guess no one has told Kirk that chimps also have hands perfect for bananas, and that the human hand and mouth fits equally well around a dude’s spigot.

"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00

by PeteyHendrix on Feb 7, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Or that wild bananas don't look like that

The shape of the banana is a human invention. God’s bananas look like this:

And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off

by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 7, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS!

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 7, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy shit, Boner's dead?

I knew the banana thing, but I didn’t know Boner was dead. That makes me sad for reasons I can’t quite articulate.

by ams78 on Feb 7, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Can't they just bring him back with some Viagra?

Or that other one that causes you to sit around all day in a claw-foot bathtub? Cialis?

And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off

by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 7, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Or that plenty of things with below replace level body parts have gone extinct.

"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks

by Yossarian22 on Feb 7, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought Kornikova is married to Pavel Bure?

And that she has two vaginas?

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Feb 7, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Isn't Kournikova married to Iglesias?

You may be right about the two vaginas though

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Feb 7, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

x

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Feb 7, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

You also need to pitch for a NL Central MLB team

And I don’t think that’s happening

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Feb 7, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

but it COULD happen.

"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks

by Yossarian22 on Feb 7, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

No, that definitely can not happen

As of the writing of the article, ’tHan – to the best of my knowledge – is not on an MLB NL Central team

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Feb 7, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

But he could be by April

Perhaps he will play catch with OBC in a park somewhere in the Cincinnati area, Walt will see his sweet velocity and movement, and put him on the 25 man on Opening day.

By your definition, it COULD happen.

"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks

by Yossarian22 on Feb 7, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

But this has nothing to do with the ESPN article

Now, you’re just being an ass

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Feb 7, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe you are underrating Garza or overrating the others

there’s not a big dropoff there

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Feb 7, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Paul Janish!

They’ll make him a pitcher, like Driveline Mechanics suggested.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2012 12:41 PM EST reply actions  

Alejandro Chacin for honorable mention.

Trying to pull off "having no money and talking to no one" as well as the Reds have.

by badenjr on Feb 7, 2012 12:42 PM EST reply actions  

I think Ismael Guillon could possibly have a bounceback year.

It wouldn’t be outrageous to include him in the honorable mention list

Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me

by UncleWeez on Feb 7, 2012 1:04 PM EST reply actions  

The Reds need a guy named Gustavo.

Are there any Gustavo’s in the system?

Hello...BOOMSHAKALAKA!

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 7, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

pollos

Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me

by UncleWeez on Feb 7, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

The chicken at Los Pollos Hermanos always looks so good

I watch that show & I just wanna eat fried chicken.

And smoke meth.

But mostly eat fried chicken.

And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off

by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 7, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Clayton Tanner for honorable mention, maybe...

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Feb 7, 2012 1:14 PM EST reply actions  

I saved a copy when I heard it got deleted

Just in case anyone wants to relive some fond memories.

And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off

by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 7, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

.

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 7, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

dang.

i still have it open in a browser window. i guess i can never close it

by 'tHan on Feb 7, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

What happens if you post a comment into a deleted thread?

Could this end the internet?

And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off

by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 7, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey! I got one of those! Except mine was a Google-y and Chrome-y. And I closed mine so now it's gone.

Right after I tried to post this picture everything blew up.

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 7, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Freaking Charlie Scrabbles man.....that guy runs all the new people off

“If you don’t like it here, maybe you should get the hell out!!”

Somebody needs to reign in that loose cannon if you ask me.

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Feb 7, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

what thread is this?

it got deleted? I MISS ALL THE GOOD STUFF

Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me

by UncleWeez on Feb 7, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah you do!

People were all waving their hands like “yeah” and moving their hips like"yeah."

Except ’Scrabbs…he was punching dudes in the face.

Hello...BOOMSHAKALAKA!

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 7, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Ahhhhh, hell no!

Y’all’s dumb faces just kept running into my fists!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 7, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

but srsly

what did i miss?

Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me

by UncleWeez on Feb 7, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Pete Rose defender posted lengthy diatribe defending Pete Rose.

Cliquey bloggers piled on. Thread exploded with wild analogies and mixed metaphors. And a picture of a pooping Care Bear. Pete Rose defender threatened to turn us in to SBNation.

That was pretty much it.

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 7, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Pete Rose is a douche

glad I missed it

Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me

by UncleWeez on Feb 7, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I missed the turning in part

What was he going to report? Obscene bear pics?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

on RR?!?

Well I never…

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat

by -ManBearPig on Feb 7, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Why doesn't he

C.U.M. already?

"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00

by PeteyHendrix on Feb 7, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Lesson learned from this...

a GIS of “wanking gif”, even with safe-search moderate, is disturbing.

by DocRam on Feb 7, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

it's my current favorite thing ever

Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me

by UncleWeez on Feb 8, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he's saying, "Long stroke it skeet skeet"

"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00

by PeteyHendrix on Feb 8, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.

by Madville on Feb 9, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

shocking

What is the blogiverse coming to?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 7, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

You missed Huffy McHufferton getting bent out of shape

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Feb 7, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that really a 'Person of WalMart' or is that a shot from a Tim Meadows movie I never heard about?

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 7, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

FTFY

Is that really a ‘Person of WalMart’ or is that a shot from a Tim Meadows movie I never heard about?

"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00

by PeteyHendrix on Feb 7, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd suggest Corky Miller for the honorable mentions...

…but I fear it would skew the results, with the ’Stache Smash winning in a landslide.

"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00

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