2012 Reds Depth Charts: Second base
I still think of getting to second base as an achievement, but on this series of posts it means we're only 30% of the way there. Here's another no-think-em: Brandon Phillips is coming off a career year, with 4 of his last 6 seasons posting appearances of 150 games or more. He's not invincible, but most of the trends look promising for Phillips. He's increased his OBP every year since 2008 and held his walk-rate steady while making the second and third most season plate appearance of his career during the last two seasons.
We should pause and appreciate the fact that, on the merits of 2011 performance at least, the Reds probably have the best right side of the infield in the National League, complete with dueling Gold Gloves.
What makes this one difficult is the "BU/S" column, which is meant to indicate what role a player would take if they found themselves at the top of the chart this season. Back-ups would be leapfrogged by starters if Brandon Phillips went on the DL, but I'm not sure exactly who's who. One of the consequences of playing to win this season is a frightening lack of depth at some positions.
Phillips' defense is still elite, but he should be careful how acrobatic he gets out there. Miguel Cairo could be an acceptable stopgap replacement - this is the position where he has the most experience and arguably fields the best - but the drop-off is still pretty sizable if something unthinkable should happen. Don't let it.
| Rank |
Name |
Age (2011) |
40 man? |
Zips projected OPS+ |
S/BU? | PT (%) | Expected level on OD 2012 |
| 1 |
Brandon Phillips |
31 | Y | 104 | S | 96% | MLB |
| T2 |
Miguel Cairo | 38 | Y |
95 | S | 2% | MLB |
| T2 |
Wilson Valdez |
34 | Y | 70 | BU | 2% | MLB |
| 4 |
Chris Valaika |
26 |
Y | 73 | S | <1% | AAA |
| 5 |
Todd Frazier |
26 | Y | 94 | BU | - | AAA |
| 6 |
Willie Harris |
34 | N | 89 | BU | - | AAA |
| 7 |
Paul Janish |
29 | Y | 69 | BU | - | AAA |
| 6 |
Henry Rodriguez |
22 | Y | 89 | S | - | AAA |
Brandon Phillips
Ceiling: 99% of MLB starts
BP may have lost a step on the basepaths, at least from a stolen base standpoint: his lowest SB total of his career since becoming a fulltime player came last season, along with an abysmal 61% success rate. But pretty much every other trend for BP has been positive. I don't expect him to fall off a cliff just because he's 31, though if he does fall off something and injure himself, he may not recover the way he has from minor scrapes and beanball in seasons past.
BP has recorded at least 500 professional PAs in every season since being a teenager in the Expos system 11 years a go. He's decidedly more durable than the vast majority of players at demanding positions.
Miguel Cairo
2012 ceiling: 60% of MLB starts
Cairo is a much more acceptable back-up at 2B than 1B.
Previously: "(Cairo)'s proven to be a fine wine: stored in a bottle between innings, people like to say pretentious things about him and two of his three best seasons have been played in Cincinnati since joining as a minor league invite in 2010 as a 36-year-old. Last year, he hit a career high 8 HRs while filling in at 3B, 2B and 1B.
After the uniquely parabolic career arc Cairo has sketched, it's hard to say whether he has another year of being a model utility infielder left. He's honed his craft over 16 seasons and seems healthy, so think another solid 250 PAs are perfectly reasonable"
Wilson Valdez
2012 ceiling: 20% of MLB starts
Though he's a LIDR-type at this stage of his career, he's arguably a better overall infield defender than Cairo. A lot of that comes pinned to his cannon of an arm, so the two might be more evenly-matched defensively at 2B - in which case, advantage: Cairo. Valdez put in most of his time as a Philly last season playing 2B, including 33 starts in Chase Utley's absence, so it's not hard to imagine he'd be used as a starter or co-starter (with Cairo) if BP went down.
Chris Valaika
2012 ceiling: 10% of MLB starts
Valaika sustained an ACL tear in mid-August of last year that sidelined him for the season. His health is up-in-the-air - and he's probably no longer a viable permanent replacement for BP - but he has (surprisingly) played over 80 MLB innings at 2B. He's both major-league ready and has some youth and upside to spare.
Todd Frazier
2012 ceiling: 5% of MLB starts
We've said a lot about Frazier already. Recent history says he's no longer a 2B, as he's played less time there with each passing season of his professional career. But if the Reds want the shortest step down from BP offensively and can settle for mediocre defense, Frazier might be the best replacement here. I would take his bat in 2012 over any other back-up here, though Cairo's defense might give him a slight advantage in overall value at the position.
Willie Harris
2012 ceiling: 5% of MLB starts
It's not clear whether Harris will be around past the Spring, but if the Reds see some injuries or trading of bench players, he could easily find himself in the super-utility role.
Paul Janish
2012 ceiling: 1% of MLB starts
Things are not coming up Janish right now. Even his old role as back-up middle infielder/junior equipment manager is blocked. With an option to burn, Janish is due to start the season in AAA. He's arguably the slickest fielder of anyone other than BP - and a relatively known quantity - so if he finds his way back onto the team, he could see a few innings at 2B.
Henry Rodriguez
2012 ceiling: 0% of MLB starts
This will be H-Rod's sixth season in the Reds' organization, but he's only 22 and has yet to play a game of AAA ball. With Torreyes gone to play Win Epstein's Money, Rodriguez is the undisputed heir to BP's thrown. 2013 is the earliest we'll see him there, but he's worth book-ending the list as a player with a future at the position.
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If the unthinkable happens, I can see Willie Harris getting a lot of starts
It would require a roster move, but the team has to know that he’s a much better hitter than Valdez.
I wonder how Willie compares to Frazier in the Reds' eyes.
Two very different skillsets, but comparable places on the team.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
Freel as a Marine would be..........interesting
The gross and net result of it is that people who spent most of their natural lives riding iron bicycles over the rocky roadsteads of this parish get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their bicycle as a result of the interchanging of the atoms of each of them and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who are nearly half people and half bicycles…
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 29, 2012 8:48 AM EST up reply actions
I don't like them watching me poop.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Feb 29, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
They're not french kissing are they?
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
ha.
Just loading that and seeing BP all toothy made me smile.
Bronson Arroyo is the consonant professional - John Teh Fay
Harris would get the lion's share of playing time in the event of a BP injury
Dusty would cite his left-handed bat and lead-off experience as justification.
I just feel like we’re gonna see more of Harris than any of us would feel comfortable with. He seems like a Dusty kinda guy.
by poojols on Feb 29, 2012 8:50 AM EST via mobile reply actions
I hate that
that there is enough empirical evidence that we can label someone as a “Dusty kinda guy”. It’s not your fault for (being able to) cite it. Rather, it is Dusty’s fault for having such a titular habit.
Bronson Arroyo is the consonant professional - John Teh Fay
by supergrover on Feb 29, 2012 8:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
There is something that bucks this train of thought.
Willie Harris doesn’t make the best contact, but has a good eye. That isn’t the most prototypical Dusty guy.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Feb 29, 2012 9:27 AM EST up reply actions
"Willie's alright," Baker said. "He just needs to get a little more aggressive at the plate, and he'll be fine."
#nohedidn’t
"If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning."
Since he's not on the 40-man, I think somebody will need to get hurt for Harris to see time with the Reds
He does put Frazier even more on the outside than he already was.
yeah, this was my thinking
and I’m not totally sure how much it affects Frazier, since he is on the 40 man.
Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
"Rodriguez is the undisputed heir to BP's thrown" throne?
I still the most likely scenario, if BP is not signed, is Cozart moves the 2B and DIDI plays SS. The defense would be SIGNIFICANTLY better.
by fromcubawithluv on Feb 29, 2012 10:09 AM EST reply actions
*think
after still and before the. sigh
by fromcubawithluv on Feb 29, 2012 10:10 AM EST up reply actions
wait, is 10 more miserable or less miserable than 9?
so #1 is the most miserable? Doesn’t that make it more miserable, aka worse, than #2?
"If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning."
Fay has some Dusty quotes on playing time at the catcher position
And they’re insane, even by Dusty standards.
"I don’t know how it’s going play out. A lot depends on what kind of progress Mesoraco makes. If he continues on the the path, he’s catcher-of-the-future. When they future is is undecided."
Then there’s this:
"There were some people that weren’t very high on Joey Votto.
"I had to make a decision on Joey over (Scott) Hatteberg, which wasn’t easy because I had Hatteberg as a kid. Then I had make a decision between Hanigan and David Ross."
I miss lemmings
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
my thoughts exactly.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Feb 29, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
why is this rec'd so hard? Did I make a joke I didn't mean to?
I was just remarking on how Lemmings was a fun game back in the day that I’d totally play as a browser game.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
You are of a singular mind with ChiDa
much like lemmings are of a singular mind. It’s a really clever joke, even if it’s unintentional.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 29, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
ahhhhhhh.
Good to see that there are at least five people out there more clever than me.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
I'm so disappointed that this joke was unintentional.
I love baseball....I love the Reds. Let’s kick some ass this season! ~BigBabyBruce
Which is bullshit, bee tee dubs
Lemmings don’t jump into the water to kill themselves, they do it because they’re phenomenal swimmers.
by crolfer on Feb 29, 2012 5:39 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
yore welcome.

It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 29, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
insta-rec'd for quantum leap references
Individuality: Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.
by joshuar9476 on Feb 29, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions
Oh hells yeah!
Phish summer dates announced today:
Fri Jun 22
Riverbend Music Center
and then
Reds vs Twins
Sat Jun 23
GABP 4:10 PM
Looks like a trip to Cincinnati is in the making. Woot!
by Howie Feltersnatch on Feb 29, 2012 1:45 PM EST reply actions
saw that.
Then 2 nights at Deer Creek later on…too bad they’re not heading West at all. Maybe next fall…
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 29, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
Is it still called Deer Creek?
I thought it was Pepsi something or other
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
looks like it is now called Klipsch Music Center
but it will always be known as Deer Creek
by Howie Feltersnatch on Feb 29, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
verizon wireless music center...klipsch...yadda yadda
it’s Deer Creek.
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 29, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
verizon wireless, deer creek
RCA Dome, Hoosier Dome
Individuality: Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.
most likely in the fall
I’m just glad I won’t have to go to Bonnaroo to catch them, plus I can go to a Reds game. That starts in late afternoon. So I can also take my children. Speaking of which…
Where would one want to sit at in GABP for a late afternoon game such that the sun does not set right in one’s face?
by Howie Feltersnatch on Feb 29, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
1B side or behind the plate
Avoid the bleachers and the sun-deck.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
the only good thing about Phish
is buying drugs and food in the parking lot
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Feb 29, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
ok.
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 29, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry, that was unwarranted bashing, but you must understand that I have come full circle
Until my mid-20’s, Phish were the antithesis of what I thought of as good music. I was a punk rocker. I hated hippies. I hated frat boys. I couldn’t stand the thought of watching an overrated guitarist noodle for 3 hours. Then I met a girl who loved Phish. I started to learn not to hate jam bands and hippies. I still hated frat boys. I understood the appeal of going to festivals and consuming enough drugs and booze to make any sort of music fun. Years pass. We break up. One day I realized I would never have to listen to Phish again if I didn’t want to. All that tolerance began to melt away like the ice caps. I don’t hate (most) hippies anymore, and I still like some jam bands, especially while on drugs. But I have no interest in watching Trey noodle for 3 hours.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Feb 29, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ok.
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 29, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Is this going to be an official outing of the RR Nerdlingers division?
Nyah nyah!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 29, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
Nope, 'cuz I can't make it!
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 29, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
Mike Stanton is no more
You can call him Giancarlo
He may be my new favorite non-Red now….
"There's only one god, and his name is Death. And what do we say to Death? Not today!" --- Syrio Forel, Game of Thrones
on the day of the Italy-US Friendly. BOOOOOOO!
Speaking of, anybody want to follow the match with me here?
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
I'm watching it.
interesting lack of quality in the lineups…AKA “last friendly for 4 months.”
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 29, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
Nice of Dempsey to just knock the left back way the hell off.
Could I love him more.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
I hope he gets a chance at a bigger club before he's too old to crack it.
He’s done wonders at Fulham and deserves a bigger stage.
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 29, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
I think he has a couple more years. He didn't get lots of run until he was 24 or so.
Bt yeah, I’d love to see him in the Champions League next year, doesn’t matter for whom.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
Mike Piazza sighting!
Dude’s let himself go, he looks like Fernando Valenzuela.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
In am HTML email, you usually can
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Fangraphs mentioning the A's might trade for Frazier.
Anybody on the A’s or in their minors the Reds might be interested in?
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
I know I know
I was kinda sorta just a teenie bit serious though.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 29, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
With Rolen's age
and Francisco’s ongoing calf issues, I don’t trade Frazier…..they can have Miguel Cairo :)
"There's only one god, and his name is Death. And what do we say to Death? Not today!" --- Syrio Forel, Game of Thrones
by cesarhernandez on Feb 29, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
Absolutely cesar...
The Reds at some point have to give Todd a chance or let him go see what other opportunities there are for his services.
But how is Meryl Streep ever an upset?
Chuck Srabbles
Where do you see that?
I posted the idea in the comments of the original Sizemore article.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
the Sizemore article.
I meant to link, but then I got real upset at the USMNT’s jerseys. And Italy’s jerseys. Ferkkk
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
Collin Cowgill!
He’s an OF that can actually hit LHP.
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 29, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
I thought he was an asshole radio yakker
The gross and net result of it is that people who spent most of their natural lives riding iron bicycles over the rocky roadsteads of this parish get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their bicycle as a result of the interchanging of the atoms of each of them and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who are nearly half people and half bicycles…
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 29, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
they're overloaded with OF's, Frazier's been more highly regarded in the past, and they're both going to be 26 this year.
And with the Cespedes signing, he’s become somewhat expendable.
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 29, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
It makes sense from a depth/need perspective
I’d think that Oakland wants to play with their new toy seeing how they just got him, especially because he’s coming off a great year.
I think you're probably right.
I feel bad for him, too. When he got traded, the A’s had just ditched their entire starting OF (DeJesus, Crisp, Willingham). He was really pumped for the opportunity.
Then, enter Crisp, Cespedes, Gomes, Seth Smith, Manny, and Reddick.
Shucks.
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 29, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
Got a strong feeling that the A's are gonna regret Cespedes
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Feb 29, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
for that kind of money, yeah.
I think he can be a decent player, but not great.
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 29, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
Jonah Hill
would never OK this.
by Joe Nolan's Neckbeard on Feb 29, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
Good player for a bad weather day
the rain, the park, and other things.
Bronson Arroyo is the consonant professional - John Teh Fay
Oh garsh, Grantland TV Presented by Subway?
Two Shitty Tastes…
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
I feel like you're one step away from starting a FJM style blog for Grantland
I would read the shit out of it, of course
The secret, is to hit the computer with a hammer
I think Davy Jones should be buried at sea
I understand he has a locker down there.
The gross and net result of it is that people who spent most of their natural lives riding iron bicycles over the rocky roadsteads of this parish get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their bicycle as a result of the interchanging of the atoms of each of them and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who are nearly half people and half bicycles…
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 29, 2012 2:53 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Would you want to be buried in a locker?
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Feb 29, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
or a women's locker room AMIRITE??
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 29, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
"Just takes a little while to set upladies, be patient. Rigormortis is a thing of beauty."
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Necrophilia is not funny.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Feb 29, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
Wait.. that was wrong. It's pedophilia that's not funny.
Necrophilia is hilarious!
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Feb 29, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
Just ask Helen Keller
Still Dead. Still Hot.
But how is Meryl Streep ever an upset?
Chuck Srabbles
by Madville on Feb 29, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I've told this joke here before, but...
Necrophilia is the irresistible urge to crack open a cold one.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Feb 29, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
just wanted to see it again
We should pause and appreciate the fact that, on the merits of 2011 performance at least, the Reds probably have the best right side of the infield in the National League, complete with dueling Gold Gloves.
Seriously?
That’s some petty racist shit.
Bronson Arroyo is the consonant professional - John Teh Fay
It's 3-D art. Computers generate it. Big computers!
by 'tHan on Feb 29, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No, you're totally right
I didn’t even know that was a thing. I’ve been pretty regular for a year and a half now, but there’s still so much I don’t know. I did read the RR wiki the other day. Sounds like 2006 was hilarious around here.
I got here in 2007......sheeeeeeeit
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
it used to be a fun game thread game
people would use random quotes as if they were normal comments. if another poster recognized the quote & pointed out what it was from they were awarded bonus points.
point values were rarely defined & nobody kept score
It's like the catcher is shaking his butt at me.
It’s unnerving.
by the finest muffins on Feb 29, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, that picture aint funny either.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Feb 29, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions
Player performance and personal issues
http://mlb.sbnation.com/2012/2/28/2831216/chad-billingsley-dodgers-family-matters
Made me think back on when Joey V’s father died. Seems he had a struggle around the first anniversary as well.
Bronson Arroyo is the consonant professional - John Teh Fay
When did Altidore turn into a diver?
That was weak
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Yeah, I haven't been thrilled with him,
but he’s being forced to play with his back to the goal. I’d have taken out Danny Williams, put in Buddle to start the game.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
and such is the dearth of attacking options in the US.
Rossi would help…that —-head.
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 29, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
Lots of Soccer Talk going on. No wonder the marines are watching us.
Red Reporter is obviously full of terrorists!
by 'tHan on Feb 29, 2012 3:34 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
I thought the marines were watching us because that dude told on us for cursing
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
would someone mind explaining this to me?
Is this one of those new SBN skins?
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
it's the second one that I've got.
Dudes are staring at me and it’s creeping me out.
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 29, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
makes the ol' chicken choking a bit more unnerving.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Feb 29, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
duct-tape on the monitor!
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 29, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
The first one looks like they're hiding behind the blog.
Peek-a-boo!
by the finest muffins on Feb 29, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
is it creepy that i looked at your toolbar to see what you bookmarked?
why is RR not bookmarked? and why don’t you block ads? and why is the sky blue?
rr is stored a the top of the drop down from the URL bar
i wouldn’t post the screenshot if i minded you looking at my bookmarks.
i tried blocking ads with ad block plus & it completely destroyed my install of firefox. i couldn’t use the internet at all with it.
I had to completely remove firefox, reinstall it & resetup the features the way i want them. it was a pain in the butt & took a couple of days to do so i’m not risking trying to block ads again
.

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 29, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I had to move to chrome, firefox isn't presenting sbnation stuff properly.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
works for me
I heart Firefox. Can’t surf without it.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
me too
up until last month, i could only use IE at work. it was truly a nightmare. why on earth does anyone use that?
The new IE isn't bad, but it still isn't as good as firefox.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Feb 29, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
Putting Adrien Brody and Gael Garcia Bernal in a commercial with Andre 3k isn't fair to the former two.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
That's not fair to Andrew wk
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
just like
these losers and Jay Bruce?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Verlander is doing the Jolie leg
The secret, is to hit the computer with a hammer
by DerekH91 on Feb 29, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
GOOOOOOOOOoooooooooaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 29, 2012 3:59 PM EST reply actions
"I have a rather douchey arrow tattoo on my arm."
-Homer Bailey, American.
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 29, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions
Wrong, that's Adam James
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
by ChiDa on Feb 29, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
so we aren't rec'ing momma jokes or seinfeld references anymore?
i don’t even recognize this red reporter
So we should just move on to rec'ing Community references
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
I've been catching up on the first two seasons lately!
Turns out it’s a funny funny show.
by the finest muffins on Mar 1, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
It's certainly up there.
In my book, on par with Parks & Rec and Modern Family. Parks & Rec is still my favorite, but that’s probably due more to the likability of the characters.
by the finest muffins on Mar 1, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
well, best comedy is a different discussion from funniest
community is the funniest of the three but Parks and Rec, Arthur & Modern family are right there with it in terms of overall quality.
It all depends on your taste.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
really? opinions are dependent on individual taste?
that’s a ridiculous statement.
by 'tHan on Mar 1, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I just watched the stop-motion Christmas episode.
This show isn’t just funny. It’s absolutely brilliant. How have I avoided it for so long?
by the finest muffins on Mar 1, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
yep
the stop motion, the paint ball episodes & the alternate realities episode are real stand outs. they can do a regular show & be hilarious, but when they do their theme shows they really go to a level few other shows can compete with
I didn't recognize it
I’ll take y’alls word for it though.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 29, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions
Ha!
I was just trying to think of a way to work ‘points’ into response to your question.
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 29, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions
"Are those the panties your mother laid out for you?"
Mgr., Red Reporter
"Bootsy, you're a superstar right?"
"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Feb 29, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I really don't think he's that big of a douche.
He seems like an immature 19 year old to me.
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
Can't get enough of me here? I'm on Twitter.
by Grahamophone on Feb 29, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions
Immature 19 year old + millions of dollars = rich, immature 19 year old
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
Can't get enough of me here? I'm on Twitter.
by Grahamophone on Feb 29, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
I'm with you pack
that picture says douche to me. Plus Harper has something of a reputation.
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
Yeah but Latos was just misunderstood!
I love baseball....I love the Reds. Let’s kick some ass this season! ~BigBabyBruce
Latos is our asshole!
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Mar 1, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
/DemarcusCousins'd
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Mar 1, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
we all know if Chris Carpenter was a Red rather than a Cardinal we would love him
and his temper would be endearing.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
And if Molina was our catcher we'd all be getting neck tats
I love baseball....I love the Reds. Let’s kick some ass this season! ~BigBabyBruce
I'd get ones like the MacManus brothers have. Their nack tats are cool.
by crolfer on Mar 1, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
we'd have to work on our assassin skils
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 3, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions
Hahah
when discussing the contract extension on VEB, they said his neck tat was one of the things that makes him “endearing.” Alright…
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
I guess some people might find it endearing....

I love baseball....I love the Reds. Let’s kick some ass this season! ~BigBabyBruce
I thought about you and coop while typing it
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I hope they find him a sandwich or 12
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
You are the man with the plan.
Family Feud is a lot harder when you try to feed stink bugs as you play it.
is that how you got 5 blanks the other day?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 3, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions
I'm looking at a ton of programs. It'd be awesome to go to UK or Ohio St though
I’d get to go to all kinds of Reds games!
Regardless of the program, it seems that Ohio State is rarely a bad choice
they are a large university that does a number of things well.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
Latos is kinda douchey too
also, many people admit Arroyo is rather douchey, even before he started sucking
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
I never really got that from Arroyo.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
I just don't get the hate for Arroyo that has nothing to do with what he does on the field.
He has never really done anything bad, he hasn’t made any asshole comments, or put down his teammates, or called out his teammates, or beat his girlfriend, or gotten a DUI, or any sorta legal trouble, he doesn’t seem to be a pain in the ass in the clubhouse.
If anything, I would always want a veteran on my staff with Arroyo’s work ethic, just to serve as an example to young pitchers, because the guy works really hard in the weight room, and in strategy prep, which is why he has gotten so much mileage out of pedestrian stuff.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Mar 1, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
singing and composing shitty songs taints his entire being?
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
Yeah, that's it. That's all.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Mar 1, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Pops understands
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
by kcgard2 on Mar 1, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The problem is the adjective "douchey"
Vague and ill-defined means disagreement. Hell, I have a hard time thinking of a player who passes Pujols when he is surrounded by media with his beard that took 2 hours to trim with a chain that could pull an Airstream around his neck, basically saying ‘I humbly accept your worship and thank God for making me magnificent.’
by ol Pete on Mar 1, 2012 11:01 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I've noticed
that the reports coming from Natinals camp are raving about Anthony Rendon. Not just his sweet swing and great glove, but his personality (as contrasted with Bryce Harper).
Of course, Rendon’s a college guy, and so a couple of years older than Harper.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Rendon's gone on record satin the can handle 2B, too.
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 29, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
they're even going to use him at SS
at least during spring training.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Really.
I love that.
Those are the kind of decisions I’ve wished the Reds would make more often. Just give it a shot to see what happens.
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 29, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
"Satin the Can Handle"
…seems like some mid-90s college rock band name. A la Toad the Wet Sprocket or something.
When I was 19, I was definitely doing a lot worse
I tend to give teenagers a lot of leeway. If I had $1 million at 19, that would have been a hell of a party.
The gross and net result of it is that people who spent most of their natural lives riding iron bicycles over the rocky roadsteads of this parish get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their bicycle as a result of the interchanging of the atoms of each of them and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who are nearly half people and half bicycles…
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 29, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
Yep.
If I was 19 with a million bucks, I’d be 19 and a week with 500 grand and a killer headache.
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 29, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I wonder if he'll end up traded to the Brewers
To be with Johnny Narron again.
Or at least, get a different accountability partner. Seems like having your father in law as your confidant is kind of awkward when the problem is you’re fighting with your wife.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I mean, I get that obc is just trolling us all and that Mads is upset over the minutae of Central Ohio cartography
but does this seriously need to hapen?
It’s Spring Training and the Reds have the best chance of winning the division! Let’s get some Red Reposters and freak out over the Leftfield Battle!
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Mar 1, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
'Ludwick and Heisey' opens this weekend!

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 1, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
Good lord...(Bangs head on Desk)
You guys need to lighten up…have a little fun…that is what RR has been about a goodly part of the time (esp. in the off season) for years…Mads is having fun, not upset…about anything (well I was about the hypocrisy of so called girlie pics…buy that’s ancient history).
I happen to like fruitcakes myself. All kinds of them.
But how is Meryl Streep ever an upset?
Chuck Srabbles
by Madville on Mar 1, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
fruitcakes are gross
do people even make them anymore?
oh, you meant this kind of fruitcake…

(are we allowed to post political memes? this guys too good to not be made fun of at every opportunity. feel free to delete. santorum doesn’t believe in free speech, either.)
your "trolling" is just obc making a buffett reference to me
tomorrow is #BuffettAtTheBucket!
lighten up!
Brosephus, I get that you guys have your in-jokes,
but this stuff is visible to everyone. But gay people, just like women, blacks, and members of the terrorist race are actual human beings who actually live in this world and are affected by it. They don’t live in your TV and in service positions, but right alongside us.
Secret codes and in-jokes make it clear to them “Red Reporter is not the place for you. Go back to Fay’s blog.”
I realize I should lighten up, and every time this happens I try to let it get past me in one way or another. But if, at my funeral, people are all “Boy, it was sure important to that guy that gays didn’t get treated like shit.” then you know what? I’m ok with that.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Mar 2, 2012 9:18 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
what the hell are you talking about?
you are so blinded by your crusade to prove that everyone is racist & homophobic that you don’t take the time to understand comments. you just jump to conclusions and make yourself look foolish. i realize it is your mission to make red reporter miserable for everyone that reads it. go ahead & pat yourself on the back, mission accomplished.
his comment had absolutely nothing to do with gay people.
by 'tHan on Mar 2, 2012 9:40 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Jeez guys, this shit's getting out of hand.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Mar 2, 2012 9:57 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's it, I've had it-DO NOT presume to speak for me
I’ve totally had it with the small number of guys here trying to talk about how offended us women get by this site. As a woman, I can speak for myself and will speak up if something does bother me.
You know what’s REALLY offends me? Men who have such little regard for women that they assume we’re much to delicate to speak out. If you’re offended and want to say so, knock yourself out but do NOT come here pretending to be representing me or looking out for my interests when you’re really just trying to start a fight with a poster that you don’t like. tHan is right-those posters aren’t the ones making things uncomfortable here-you are.
I don’t think I’ve ever been offended by one of Madville’s pics, but if I ever am, I’ll certainly tell him so. In the meantime, keep your grandiose bigotry to yourself.
darthmom: It's like sabremetrics, but for boobs.
by Hawkeye00 on Mar 2, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
well said Brooke
And tHan. Another false Trollclaim! How do we hold Cy and other faux troll hunters accountable for their actions?
Pop those muddafuggers up, moddammit!
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
by obc2 on Mar 2, 2012 12:34 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions 2 recs
So
you’re fucking that chicken again? Good luck, pal.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 2, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
This
is annoying.
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 2, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think anybody is presuming to speak for you
or anybody else. I think Cy’s point is that while the discourse here certainly has something of a learning curve, which is a good thing and is the mark of a strong community, we should be aware that some of the comfortable inside jokes we have can be exclusive.
The whole thing about Maddy’s pics is that it does bother some people. Not you, but people who are just as important and part of this community as you are. it doesn’t offend me either, but I’m aware that it can be offensive to some others and would hope that the offenders were more aware of that.
That’s it. It really isn’t all that important. So for the love of God, please, everyone settle down.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 2, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
And yet there he is, trying to speak for all women
And if someone is truly uncomfortable with another poster, that’s fine-put on your big boy (or big girl) pants and contact them about it instead of stalking them on the board with hateful comments and thinly veiled bigotry and making things ugly for everyone.
But of course, since they’re rewarded for their hypocritical behavior here, there’s no reason for them to change and the stalking will simply continue. If that’s the way the mods want it, so be it.
darthmom: It's like sabremetrics, but for boobs.
by Hawkeye00 on Mar 2, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I don't want to speak for Cy
but I think you are misreading him.
This is an incredibly liberal corner of the internet. People are permitted to say and do things here that would be unimaginable in most other public forums. All that I personally ask is that you be respectful of other people. If someone says they are offended by something, I would hope the offender would have the decency, good sense, and empathy to come to a reasonable understanding about it. And I would hope that said offender’s friends wouldn’t gang up on said offended. Just be an adult about it.
And I don’t wan to speak for all the other mods either, but do you want to know how I want it? I want all of you fucking children to grow the fuck up. This isn’t a censorship issue, or hypocrisy, or any petty junior high bullshit like that. Nobody is stalking anyone or being a bigot. So for the love of God, pretty please, everyone settle the fuck down.
(Why am I the one that got roped into this?)
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 2, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Here's the problem, Scrabbles
NO ONE SAID THEY WERE OFFENDED.
Instead, this happened:
Brosephus, I get that you guys have your in-jokes,
but this stuff is visible to everyone. But gay people, just like women, blacks, and members of the terrorist race are actual human beings who actually live in this world and are affected by it. They don’t live in your TV and in service positions, but right alongside us.
Secret codes and in-jokes make it clear to them "Red Reporter is not the place for you. Go back to Fay’s blog."
Cy is speaking for a group of people he CAN’T EVEN PROVE ARE HERE. This doesn’t even touch on the fact that Cy has never met obc or ‘tHan but is willing to decide that they’re homophobic, racist, or whatever. It’s fucking insulting. What’s also fucking insulting is the phrase “I would hope that said offender’s friends wouldn’t gang up on said offended.” is followed by “Just be an adult about it.” and “I want all of you fucking children to grow the fuck up.”
Everyone should grow up but you’re not willing to Madville, obc, ’tHan, Petey, and Cy by name? Give me a god damned break.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Mar 2, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Dude, seriously? This is ridiculous.
None of this necessary.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 2, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
Early post
I didn’t call anyone out by name because I didn’t want to single anyone out. I’ve done that before and I won’t do it again. Also, because I want to stress that these should be community standards for everyone, not stuff that only applies to certain people.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 2, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure Cy wasn't referring to current, frequent posters
as much as he was referring to the lurkers or potential posters who may read that stuff and decide to tune out.
That’s cool, and that’s totally relevant.
At this point (to me at least) it’s much less about “how offensive” this stuff is, and much more about “how fucking annoying it is that these arguments keep happening.” I just hate when people bitch at each other, regardless of the underlying problem, and its readily evident that the issue keeps popping up with the same folks taking the same sides.
Maybe it’s an election year thing, maybe it’s just a long-offseason after a shitty year thing, but I hope it goes away soon. By that, I don’t mean “I hope Mads stops posting pictures” or “I hope obc stops flagging people” or “I hope Petey and Cy stop speaking their minds,” I just mean I hope it goes back to talking about what I came here for originally…baseball, and the funny shit people talk about while watching baseball over a few beers.
And please, don’t you two start something. That would absolutely break my little internet heart.
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 2, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Don't worry about that, son
Sometimes mommy and daddy fight, but that doesn’t mean we don’t love each other. And we definitely love you!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 2, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
At this point in the relationship
it’s pretty much all we have left, right?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 2, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
Yup
I’ll grab the ball gag, you grab the whip. The safe word is “harder”.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Mar 2, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/hits play on the iPod
Don’t go changin’
To try to please me
I love you just the way you are
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 2, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
I think that's reading a lot deeper into it than Cy intended.
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 2, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
Dad wavered on whether or not
to keep the 11th and 12th commandments. In the end, he exercised editorial license and deleted them, because he figured they would be self-evident. Boy was he wrong. Kinda like when he decided to keep mosquitos and wild lawn onions.
Anywhoo, the original 11th commandment was: -Thou shalt not try to save the ignorant from themselves.
And the 12th was:
- Thou shalt remember that assigning intent to printed words is usually like farting in a crowded elevator.
I heart Man Mounting.
by Gay Jesus on Mar 2, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
You forgot to capitalize "he."
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 2, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
Uh Gang ...ummm do me favor.
Stop.
Leave it now.
Stop the high school moralizing.
This is not, never has been, never will be a PC blog.
There is not, to my knowledge a a single racists, homophobe or misogynist among us here at RR. Not one.
But all categories of folks have been and will continue to be fodder for humor and absurdist commentary.
…Helen Keller still Dead…Raven Riley’d…Alan’s hilarious pictures (etc) all could be consider ‘in jokes’…stop this silliness now.
Chris on an Oscar Myer Wiener…
But how is Meryl Streep ever an upset?
Chuck Srabbles
Enough's enough Chuck
J. D. sure as hell wouldn’t have been as patient as you’ve been Scrabs.
But how is Meryl Streep ever an upset?
Chuck Srabbles
yoo guys are the best.
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Mar 3, 2012 2:33 AM EST up reply actions
You're offended think about me! I had to take up smoking again!!!

But how is Meryl Streep ever an upset?
Chuck Srabbles
Word.
It’s easy to misread each other on the internet. It’s a big public place and we all get weird. I’m sure I’ve taken people out of context, I’m sure people have taken me out of context.
I don’t presume to speak for anyone in particular. I’m genuinely sorry people have misread what I write. I’m just as sorry if I’ve misread anyone.
There’s a reason I don’t sign things here with my real name, it’s because I say stupid stuff on here. If anyone has a problem with me, feel free to e-mail me at hoot_93@yahoo.com, but it shouldn’t be hashed out here.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
raises hand
pretty sure I’ve been called racist and misogynist possibly more than anyone in this community
and I’m pretty sure those people were pretty serious about it when they called me those things
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 4, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
who is allowed to talk about women’s issues?
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Mar 2, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Cy, I think you will enjoy this link.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
speak it
if folks have a problem with something, handle it rather than running and whining to someone else to take care of your bidness
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 4, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
I guess plurality doesn't rule this community..
the minority will continue to have a voice when the majority doesn’t give a fuck about the pictures Mads posts
so instead of #JustSkipIt , the quiet folks that might actually give a shit about what Mads posts win?
Fuck that noise
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 4, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
the athlete photos don't bother me so much bc at least they are achievers
but those jokes about women in the kitchen in another thread? those are offensive.
there’s a reason that women don’t make as much money as men. there’s a reason contraception and women’s health issues are once again back in mainstream political speech. there’s a reason assholes like limbaugh are able to get away with calling a women in a congressional hearing a slut for daring to speak out on birth control. there’s a reason a congressional panel on birth control is made up of all white men. there’s a reason the girl scouts are being attacked by rightwingers as lesbo-fascists. the GIRL SCOUTS. seriously.
see the thing is, even though we may not personally be offended by something, it creates an environment where it’s acceptable to degrade a group of people based on something that is out of their control. it has become fashionable again to attack women, and if people don’t speak out, we’re all gonna go back to the stone age. racism and homophobia are all the rage these days, too, and the battles are being waged in our legislatures and our courts.
as mlk said, “our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.”
so thanks, cy.
by Daedalus on Mar 2, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
you carry a soapbox with you at all times, don't you?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 4, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
shit..
I wear a scarf with my top coat most days..
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 4, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
heh.
So why the hate for Jay Cutler?
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Feb 29, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
He picked fights (plural) with my friends (also plural).
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 29, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
Think before you post, folks.
If you find that your post would end up in the lower-right-quartile of this chart, you need to hit ‘cancel.’

this grid is backwards
everyone knows that you want to be in the top right of decision grids
in this one, we all want to be in the top left?
so backwards..
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 4, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Not if that million dollars came with the responsibility of a big league contract.
He has an organization to hold him accountable for his actions, so you’re not going to see the guy acting like your typical 19 year old.
Nah, he's a huge doucher

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Feb 29, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
with a million bucks you'd think he be able to buy a hat that fits properly
Individuality: Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.
This helps decrease the douchiness

when everybody is around and we're swinging for long bombs away, how do we come around to know - man, this really is what it's for?
Guess what's on the tv in my house?
Whitney.
Shoot me in the face.
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 29, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions
"There are other options"
-Elvis
The secret, is to hit the computer with a hammer
by DerekH91 on Feb 29, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
This is officially the trade off for me going to Goodyear.
Ms. KMiB said so, unfortunately.
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 29, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
you're going to goodyear
without the Mrs.?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Ain't a Mrs. Yet!
And yes, while she enjoys baseball, she far from loves it.
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 29, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
ah
No ball and chain yet. That makes a difference. ;-)
When ya going?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Had some margaritas and tacos with a friend and his friends, one of which played for Toms River's high school team.
Todd Frazier comes fully recommended. I keep on rooting for him more and more.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Feb 29, 2012 10:30 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
I see on the sidebar
They’ve agreed on expanded playoffs/an extra wild card, and it will be announced today. Be interesting to see what they do with the schedule.
Also, Jerry Crasnick tweeted:
A scout in Arizona today told me the #Reds are his big sleeper team for 2012. "They’re going to be fun,’’ he said.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
That extra wild-card spot will be interesting...
I would like to think that improves the Reds chances. Although, I haven’t quite figured out if this team is “built for the season” or “built for the playoffs”. I don’t think Cueto, Latos, or Leake as our starting pitchers would be the dominant force in winning a playoff series, but they certainly wouldn’t lose it for us. The bullpen’s solid and may wind up delivering league-best results.
If the Reds can keep it close through 6, they have as a good a chance as anyone.
Of course, I said the same thing before the Phillies Series of Doom.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
It would be really awesome if the Masset-hound refinds his dominant form this year.
If he can pitch like he did in 2009 and 2010, the Reds will basically shorten games to 6 innings.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo












































