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Red Reposter - Johnny Cueto, Opening Day Starter

Once again, it's a contract year for Dusty Baker
He doesn't seem phased by it though, as he's been in this sitch a few times before. Although, he does kind of wonder why he has to continue to prove himself like this. Aaron Gleeman points out that Dusty has piloted teams to losing records in five of his past six seasons as a manager, so maybe that has something to do with it.

Overall, I'm not going to complain about Dusty's tenure so far. He may have had losing records in five of the last six years, but that one winning record is worth a hell of a lot to this Reds baseball fan. He's definitely changed my perception of him since he came to town, too. I had him pegged (and I figure most of you did, too) as the kind of manager that prefers old vets and ruins young arms. He's done well to erase those preconceived notions, though.

Check out all these pics of Spring Training
I like baseball.

Roy Oswalt - Not a Red
Walt Jocketty is putting this one to bed, folks. "I'm not even considering it", he said. Sigh. Wouldn't it be cool, though?

Johnny Cueto is expected to be your Opening Day starter this year
"It's how you want to match them up during the season," Baker said. "I know how important Opening Day is in Cincinnati. It's more important in Cincinnati than any place I've been. But you end up having to match up against No. 1's the rest of the year. If we're just going on veteran status, it'd be Bronson [Arroyo]. But I think Bronson would be better down in the rotation." The Opening Starter is certainly more a ceremonial position than anything significant, but there Dusty goes refuting that whole thing I just said about deference to veterans.

Seedlings to Stars profiles Yorman Rodriguez
and compares his season last year to a number of similar players of recent vintage. Yorman had a decent if unspectacular season last year in low-A as an 18-year-old, which is noteworthy for his young age. Jimmy Rollins, Miguel Cabrera, Justin Upton, and even Rafael Alvarez all had similar age-18 seasons in low-A. I think the most interesting comp listed is Richard Hidalgo:

"Hidalgo is actually a pretty decent comp for Rodriguez—he was a passable center fielder/athletic right fielder with plus power, solid speed, and just enough feel for the strike zone. It’s worth noting that Hidalgo struck out just 76 times in 111 games, so he didn’t have Rodriguez’s contact issues, but he also had little discipline—in fact, despite being ranked as a top 50 prospect by Baseball America four different years, he only had a .330 OBP in his minor league career. Hidalgo would go on to hit .269/.345/.490 in the big leagues over a nine-year career; if Rodriguez can do that, he’ll be a huge success."

Star-divide

MiLB.com interviewed Reds Minor League Hitter of the Year and top prospect Billy Hamiltion
When asked what it takes to steal a base, Billy Quicks quipped: "If you draw an imaginary line [in the dirt], you can get to that spot every time [you take a lead], so you don't have to think about getting back or not. You have to get to a point where you are thinking forward and not thinking backward, and then it's pretty easy stealing bases [because] you're not worried about getting back. If you make a false step and you're able to get back, you know you're good, so the only thing you think about is going forward." Also, running really, really fast.

Tom Verducci gives the Reds the best odds to turn it around this year
"It happened again last year for the sixth straight season and the 16th time in the 17 years since the last postseason expansion: a team made the postseason the year immediately after a losing record. Actually, two teams pulled off the losers-to-playoffs turnaround -- the Diamondbacks and Brewers -- making it 33 such turnaround stories in 17 years, or about one out of every four playoff teams. Which 2011 loser will wind up in the 2012 postseason? Rule out the Orioles, Athletics, Mariners, Mets, Pirates, Cubs and Astros for various reasons and you are left with nine possibilities. The most likely? In order: Reds, Nationals, Marlins, Rockies, Indians and Royals. The Royals? Now that is upheaval."

FanGraphs' Marc Hulet released his list of the top 15 Reds prospects
The only real surprises are that he ranks Ryan Wright and Sean Buckley at #11 and #12, respectively. Here's his snippet about Wright: "A hitting machine in college, Wright picked up right where he left off when he said goodbye to school to pursue his pro career. The second baseman hit more than .300 in 183 at-bats in Rookie ball. He also surprisingly popped eight home runs, although he was hitting in a good league for power numbers and wasn’t exactly young for the competition. Wright will definitely want to be a little less aggressive as he moves up the ladder, after walking just 4.9% of the time. An offensive-minded second baseman, he’s not a great fielder at second and he played multiple positions in college, leading some to project him as a utility player at the big league level."

Red Reposter NEWS FROM HELL
Dominique Strauss-Kahn used to be high roller in the game of French politics, serving until last year as the head of the IMF. He resigned his post after he was charged with raping a hotel maid in New York, but that charge was later dropped. He's not out of the woods though, as new allegations of prostitution have surfaced. He doesn't deny sleeping with the women, but rather defends himself by saying that he did not know they were prostitutes. Apparently, he attended sex parties where women were just walking around naked. "I challenge you to distinguish a naked prostitute from any other naked woman," his lawyer Henri Leclerc has told French television. Just...wow.

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and I added "between" for some odd reason

Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun

@btcoop71

by btcoop71 on Feb 21, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

No you didn't

Craig James did.

Bronson Arroyo is the consonant professional - John Teh Fay

by supergrover on Feb 22, 2012 6:36 AM EST up reply actions  

re: "But you end up having to match up against No. 1's the rest of the year.."

By “the rest of the year” Dusty means for a couple of weeks at most.

I kind of admire Dusty and his ability to get right out there to Spring Training and start talking a lot without saying nothing.

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 21, 2012 1:00 PM EST reply actions  

it boggles the mind

Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me

by UncleWeez on Feb 21, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

That's the thing about Dusty, though.

Cueto’s a fine choice: I just have to tune out anything he says to support his decisions.

by andromache on Feb 21, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I know. I know. I'll get there too.

That’s what Spring Training is for, right?

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 21, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Like 95% Dusty is trolling us with the Bronson comment though

Can someone make a .GIF of Troll dancing with Reds hat on, a toothpick in mouth, and Dusty Baker’s uniform? Pretty please?

by cincywest on Feb 21, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

That hat-tilt pegs him as a decent righty with a 12-6 curve, though.

What’s his K/BB? Is he out of options?

It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 21, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

He's got a freakishly low release point that really throws off hitters.

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Feb 21, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

"The little lights aren't twinkling"

Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun

@btcoop71

by btcoop71 on Feb 21, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Shitter was full

It's not worth winning if you can't win big.

by chazerize on Feb 21, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

That is the only thing that makes sense.

I don’t know if anyone other than Dusty and Obwok even slightly considered starting Arroyo on opening day this year. There is no reason to defend not using Arroyo.

"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo

by Yossarian22 on Feb 21, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

He's right though

Bronson would be better down a bit in the rotation, like maybe 8th.

"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville

by bbjones on Feb 22, 2012 1:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Nice and firm and tautological.

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 21, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

and I know it's all fake and doesn't hold up anyways.

But assuming all #1s are the same skill, #2s the same, etc. wouldn’t it make sense to go

#1>#2
#2>#3
#3>#4
#4>#5
#5<#1

to give yourself the best chances to win?

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Feb 21, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

NAILED IT!

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Feb 21, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Like Eskimos and their words for "snow"

The French have 31 different phrases for, “You’re not a prostitute, right?”

And also 31 phrases for, “Whatever, just get in here and brace yourself.”

by Brendanukkah on Feb 21, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Rednecks have one word for home:

How to make your marriage work:
TELL YOUR WIFE SHE LOOKS PRETTY, EVEN IF SHE LOOKS LIKE A TRUCK.
Ricky - age 10

by Madville on Feb 22, 2012 3:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Is that word "awesome"?

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on Feb 22, 2012 8:13 AM EST up reply actions  

If Walt's says he's "not even considering Oswalt"..

..he’s either lying or he’s not doing his job.

Excuse me for pretending that because I’ve seen Jerry Maguire once or twice I need tell Walt something he doesn’t already know here. But he should have an intern calling Oswalt’s agent every two hours to make sure the Reds get a chance to improve on whatever the Cardinals offer is going to be.

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 21, 2012 1:15 PM EST reply actions  

Would you trust anything with Teh Fya?

He just doesn’t tell Fya or Sheldon anything.

Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun

@btcoop71

by btcoop71 on Feb 21, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh.

He says he’s in on Oswalt and everyone’s bummed if it doesn’t work out. He says he’s not in on Oswalt and everyone’s excited if it does workout.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Feb 21, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

same here

I’m surprised he’s still so little.

He’s what, 13 now? Seems like he should be bigger.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 21, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Man...Steve Gibraltar

.316/.381/.616 as a 22-year-old in AAA.

Got a total of 5 PAs for the big club.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Feb 21, 2012 1:36 PM EST reply actions  

.367 BABIP that year, .314 career

He was a much better prospect than Phipps, but he’s another example of why Phipps isn’t a prospect.

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by Slyde on Feb 21, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Jon Heyman really needs to grow some thicker skin.

Given that he’s a national sports-writer, it seems like it would take way too much of his time to get angry at every person who vaguely makes fun of him.

by andromache on Feb 21, 2012 2:51 PM EST reply actions  

random dude tweets at Heyman: "what did AJ Burnett have for breakfast today?"

Aerys writer Stacey Gotsulias RT’s it. Heyman is upset because (I think) Gotsulias a) doesn’t know Burnett b) was once the object of a nice thing done by Heyman’s wife. Then all of the sudden all of these people come out of the woodwork and attack “bloggers” for, well, what I’m not quite sure. Heyman gets all proper. The worst people on the internet high-five each other. EXUNT.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Feb 21, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

oh! I also just got Aerys Sports' name!

I never read any Game of Throneses (Games of Thrones?) so I’m at a disadvantage here. But it’s quite clear you, Andromache, are a great fit.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Feb 21, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, she also disagreed with him on some Yankee-related pie thing last week too.

Also, it’s funny because it’s drawn some OTHER former co-worker of hers out on twitter who is trying to make a common cause with Heyman over hating her.

by andromache on Feb 21, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm

And here I thought I couldn’t think any less of him.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 21, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

who are the worst sportswriters, by sport?

I dont’ care about the NBA, but they’re usually entertaining writers, except for the obtuse racists. I don’t think I’ve ever read anything about hockey. I’d rank the rest NCAA-MLB-NFL, from best-to-worst.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Feb 21, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

There's always the fine duo from my alma mater...

Skip Bayless and Buster Olney.

/pukesinshame

It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 21, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Buster Olney is pretty inoffensive IMHO

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Feb 21, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but Skip more than makes up for him.

Sorry, KMIB.

The secret, is to hit the computer with a hammer

by DerekH91 on Feb 21, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope Skip, JJ Redick, John Heyman, and Don King ate buddies.

I also hope they enjoy frequenting the Bermuda Teiangle, Mt. Vesuvius, and Ciudad Juarez.

It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 21, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Who's worse, Skip Bayless or Colin Cowherd?

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Feb 21, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Who's worse, Chris Carpenter or Yadier Molina?

You see the dilemma.

It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 21, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I've all but completely avoided Bayless. I've only seen a few minutes of First Take

or whatever that show is called.

I’ve heard many hours of Colin Cowherd’s radio program and seen a few episodes of SportsNation. Cowherd seems to take pride in being ignorant about a good many things. It’s almost as if he would rather be wrong than take the time to discover what’s right.

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Feb 21, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he's smart. Smart enough to know how he gets his bread buttered.

You go and smart yourself up too much and soon you’ll find your massive audience losing interest. ..I think I’ve even heard him say as much in that tedious, convoluted and exhausting Cowherdian way of his.

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 21, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

So you're saying that he plays dumb to pander to his audience?

God help us.

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Feb 21, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but why do it in the sports world?

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Feb 21, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Is Cowherd significantly more popular than Mike & Mike?

Mike & Mike have their flaws, but I don’t get the impression that they’re willfully ignorant in order to attract listeners.

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Feb 21, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

MIke & MIke have the much more coveted time slot.

At least I think that’s how this stuff still works.

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 21, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, I won't be able to make the meet up with you guys next Wednesday

I have class from 5:00- 9:00.

The secret, is to hit the computer with a hammer

by DerekH91 on Feb 21, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

So, you'll need a Co-Cola at about 9:15!

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 21, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha, I'll need something at 9:15

The secret, is to hit the computer with a hammer

by DerekH91 on Feb 21, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll fight ya for her!

Or, I mean, beat you in FIFA or take more resin hits than you!

It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 21, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

OOOH! This is gonna be good.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 21, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I like how the panda kicks the pile at the end

"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville

by bbjones on Feb 22, 2012 1:55 AM EST up reply actions  

That Panda is racist...

How to make your marriage work:
TELL YOUR WIFE SHE LOOKS PRETTY, EVEN IF SHE LOOKS LIKE A TRUCK.
Ricky - age 10

by Madville on Feb 22, 2012 3:36 AM EST up reply actions  

With pandas..

It’s always a black and white issue.

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 22, 2012 9:09 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I think they sometimes do, but that comes with the territory of sports radio

They’re fine compared to most ESPN anchors, though

The secret, is to hit the computer with a hammer

by DerekH91 on Feb 21, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly, compared to most of the fools on ESPN/talk radio,

they are fairly reasonable.

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Feb 21, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the best thing about Mike & Mike is that they pretty much realize their ignorance...

Greenberg’s basically a super-fan, who admits he never played the game and is really just guessing about what happens between the lines.

Golic’s basically a jock, who admits that he played the game at an average level, but isn’t especially educated or knowledgeable about anything else.

by Nasty N8 on Feb 21, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Golic will occasionally have a really interesting insight

into the mind of a pro athlete that isn’t some worn-out cliche.

I wish I knew when he would have these so I could turn the radio on in time to hear them.

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Feb 21, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

/JeffBrantley'd

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Feb 22, 2012 10:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Kinda.

Think about it, doesn’t he introduce every other analyst or beat reporter on his show as “a guy much smarter than me and really knows what he’s talking about…”

Disclaimer: I don’t listen to very much sports-talk radio anymore. It could be that every ESPN jock does this same thing?

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 21, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure, but then he disagrees with these analysts and the people who call in trying to reason with him.

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Feb 21, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, that's just the formula for 80% of talk radio.

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 21, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I guess I just really hate talk radio.

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Feb 21, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

podcasts are the talk radio of the future.

That said, I don’t listen to them, either.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Feb 21, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

The Fangraphs one is ok.

The Pozcast was great when Poz was updating it regularly.

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Feb 21, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

You should check out Comedy Bang Bang

I think you’d enjoy it

The secret, is to hit the computer with a hammer

by DerekH91 on Feb 21, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Redleg Nation has a great list of podcasts for considering but ultimately ignoring.

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 21, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

This one is entertaining to me

probably Croif is the only one who would also like it:

This Week in Parasitism

by ol Pete on Feb 21, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

S'up Pete !!!

How to make your marriage work:
TELL YOUR WIFE SHE LOOKS PRETTY, EVEN IF SHE LOOKS LIKE A TRUCK.
Ricky - age 10

by Madville on Feb 22, 2012 3:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I think we sometimes overlook the fact that..

these folks are part of the entertainment industry and a lot of them are coming from a background in theater (even if it’s just high school drama club-ish theater). And if they aren’t they certainly have at least a cursory understanding of what good old Orson Welles did with ‘War of the Worlds’ all those years ago.

Sure, a lot of these radio and tv personalities come to their ‘positions of authority’ from professional athletics or the finance industry or psychological counseling or dog training or whatever but it can’t take long to develop a ‘persona.’ Especially if that’s what your boss tells you to do to get ratings.

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 22, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

x

"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo

by Yossarian22 on Feb 22, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Cowherd

The secret, is to hit the computer with a hammer

by DerekH91 on Feb 21, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

The Herd is the sports version of the Rush Limbaugh Show.

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Feb 21, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Skip Bayless is an asshole, but he's doesn't say some of the truly awful shit Cowherd does

Especially the Sean Taylor thing

The secret, is to hit the computer with a hammer

by DerekH91 on Feb 21, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Cowherd also plagiarized that Michigan blog.

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Feb 21, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

He basically said Taylor was a thug and had it coming.

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Feb 21, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

When he was killed, Cowherd mades some comments basically saying that he had it coming

The Ombudsmen had to issue an apology

The secret, is to hit the computer with a hammer

by DerekH91 on Feb 21, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Last bullet point

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Feb 21, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Feb 21, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

this is true

Bill Cunningham would also have been acceptable

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat

by -ManBearPig on Feb 21, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I've yet to actually listen to Cunningham's show.

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Feb 21, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

definitely a good decision

I occasionally catch it during the summer, since Reds season is the only time I listen to WLW. I will listen for a few minutes if I fire up the car the morning after a game. It’s like the Glenn Beck show in that the craziness is hard to turn off but awful at the same time.

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat

by -ManBearPig on Feb 21, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Is he the guy

who calls himself a “great American”?

by ol Pete on Feb 22, 2012 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Yessir

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Feb 22, 2012 10:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

He’s on before Coast to Coast on the station here which I listen to as I fall asleep. He’s too painful to endure more than a minute or so. Its the same scripted BS, you’d think that people would figure that out, but I gave up on thinking it was possible.

Ironically, just to the left of that station is WTAM out of Cleveland which comes in depending on the weather, so I listen to C2C on that.

by ol Pete on Feb 22, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

I did not know that Buster went to Vandy.

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Feb 21, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Golly, Jim Bowden just keeps on Tebowing us poor Reda.

In his latest piece for The (former?!) G.M.’s Office (sadly and inexplicably behind the insider pay wall), he lists Brad Boxberger as one of his players poised for a breakout season. Link: http://insider.espn.go.com/blog/the-gms-office/post?id=3462

It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 21, 2012 3:48 PM EST reply actions  

Using my iPhone exclusively while we wait for our wireless network has been detrimental to my natural eloquence.

See above, where I mentioned that I hope 4 people I dislike “ate” buddies.

Sheesh.

It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 21, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of which

‘KRP, our cable/Internet guy is supposed to be by tomorrow (and I’m giving up weekday sixers for Lent), so we should all be able to properly tell Dioner to suck it by the end of the week.

It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 21, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

MLB Network is smart.

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by BigBabyBruce on Feb 21, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

man

Bruce is looking svelte. He doesn’t even have any boobs any more.

And is that 5 gallon bucket Ramsey posted a photo of really a barf bucket? They work them that hard?

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by BubbaFan on Feb 21, 2012 5:47 PM EST reply actions  

I remember the high school baseball team had to run until they puked.

I ran track and was pretty happy. I was a thrower, but we still had to run with the rest of team the first two weeks. I never came close to needing to puke.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on Feb 21, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, you whippersnapper!

Kids used to ride bikes without helmets, too! And take excedrin for headaches! And…and…and there was another thing we used I do, but I can’t remember it anymore.

It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 21, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

My dad used to tell me that when he played HS football...

the coaches would put oatmeal in the water, to discourage players from drinking it. That was the mid-late 70’s, things sure have changed.

by DocRam on Feb 21, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, my senior year we got a new marching band director whom we all hated, and she did everything she could to proove herself a badass

So she would delay water breaks in band camp until she was happy with our progress, and we had kids passing out in 95 degree heat.

"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo

by Yossarian22 on Feb 21, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

We had kids pass out at the Memorial Day parades.

One girl even pissed her pants. Most people would do it because they locked their knees. But, these kids said it was because they were thirsty. Granted it was a hot day, 85 degrees by 10am, but it wasn’t that bad. The parades only lasted 45 minutes tops and they gave plenty of water.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on Feb 21, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Locking your knees is bad, but that year was the first year we had multiple people pass out at band camp

One year the band played at an ROTC ceremony, and like half a dozen ROTC kids passed out in the gym from locking their knees, we laughed at them.

"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo

by Yossarian22 on Feb 21, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

We laughed at the girl that pissed her pants.

Looking back on it, that was pretty mean.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on Feb 21, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not that sorry.

She still peed her pants.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on Feb 21, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Times like these

I’m glad I’m awful at sports and quit band.

"guys... Dave Grohl out there rocking out #Iknowhisnamebecausefoofighterenthusiastscussedmeout"--Pat McAfee

by Ram27 on Feb 21, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate to be all "back in my day..." at age 24

but back in my day, there was a football player who went to rowing winter workouts. He puked the first day. A lot.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Feb 21, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

OH MY GOD!

Did you do marching band without helmets too?

by Brian B on Feb 21, 2012 10:16 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

double curse

Being in Wisconsin while the whole Lombardi mystique was still alive (train like military recruits) and a coach who had us go without water to toughen us up.

by ol Pete on Feb 21, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

and if Fries-boy gets it his way,

Aspirin will let you come on the back, big time.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Feb 21, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

That's just how it is.

The way it was for us if you threw up a second time, then you sat out. The first puke was considered getting rid of water. The second one was when it was dangerous. This is if the temperature is below 90 degrees. During football season they were a little more cautious. My problem is that I no matter how much I ran, I couldn’t puke. For other kids it came easy, but I couldn’t do it even if I gagged myself.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on Feb 21, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd have the same issue as you.

During some of our conditioning most of the kids threw up. Not me.

by crolfer on Feb 21, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

What conditioning?

You were in the band.

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by Yossarian22 on Feb 21, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

My freshmen year, I was forced to go through band camp even though I played football.

It was the directors rule. So, that week I had to go to football camp and band camp. But, I digress, the football players would listen to basically nothing the director told us to do. First, it was because he was a pompous ass. Secondly, we shouldn’t have been there because we played football.

He tried to get us to run laps for refusing orders and such. We just sat there and laughed at him. There was no way I was running in band.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on Feb 21, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Why did you have to go to band camp?

That is the stupidest fucking thing I heard all day, and I was at a public school today.

"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo

by Yossarian22 on Feb 21, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

The band director be loved by everyone at the school, except those who in the band.

The parents worshiped the ground he walked on. But, he was in reality he had no respect, and was a pompous asshole. He was incredibly good at what he did, even if sometimes it was more cronyism. But, I digress, he demanded all freshmen to march for one game and go to band camp. So, we had to go.

Ask 3fast… he could probably vouge for it. Even though I don’t remember if he was in band or not.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on Feb 21, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

So he was incredibly good at making people think he was incredibly good at what he did.

One thing I have discovered through the years, with many different directors, if a director has no respect from his ensemble members, he isn’t very good. I have had some absolute assholes who are not great human beings, but were very good directors, and they were respected for that.

That guy really sounds like he was on a crazy power trip.

"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo

by Yossarian22 on Feb 21, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, it was a power trip.

He was legitimately good at his job. But, I remember a few times at contest where the people he knew got us in to state and got us Superior ratings.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on Feb 21, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

wow that seems really really spamy

"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo

by Yossarian22 on Feb 21, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

flag'd

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat

by -ManBearPig on Feb 21, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll shoot you an email tomorrow.

You know, when I’m at school, and I’m really bored.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on Feb 21, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I am jealous of you and your internet privileges.

Although tomorrow I am filling in for a teacher who has a student teacher, which is always the bee’s knees.

"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo

by Yossarian22 on Feb 21, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I remember when I was a student teacher and there was a sub.

Usually, I had the same one, and she was super nice. Actually, she was going back to school for teaching. So, we were kind of in the same spot. The only difference is that I sat there all day, and she did nothing.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on Feb 21, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it is hillarious

I don’t even have a teaching certificate, and I am required to be there with somebody who has spent the last several years studying education.

For every cake day, there are 3 days from hell, so I’ll take it when I can get it.

I also once worked with a student teacher who was so incompetent she needed me to maintain order in the class.

"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo

by Yossarian22 on Feb 21, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

x

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Feb 22, 2012 10:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was in the band... forced to by my parents

They made me start in 5th grade and said I could quit after my junior year if i wanted to thinking who would actually quit with one year left. Well, me for one.

The director was excellent at his job, but yeah, he came off a bit pompous and could definitely be more than a bit self-righteous.

He goes to the same church as my parents and still doesn’t talk to me 10 years later.

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by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Feb 23, 2012 9:02 AM EST up reply actions  

How YOU doin'?

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Feb 22, 2012 10:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Ick.

I guess the heart wants what it wants.

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 22, 2012 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

You haven't lived until you've worked so hard that you puke

It’s a mental thing. It reveals your true physical limits, not the ones in your head.

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Feb 22, 2012 10:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Unless you are one of those people who can't puke.

Then you just feel like you are going to die. But, facing your death is kind of the same thing right? RIGHT?!?

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on Feb 22, 2012 10:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Pretty much

There’s a huge difference between feeling like you’re going to die and actually being in danger in my opinion. Other than high heat situations, I think it’s a good thing to push yourself as far as you can possibly go, then a little more.

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Feb 22, 2012 10:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, they look like they're working really hard....

I love baseball....I love the Reds. Let’s kick some ass this season! ~BigBabyBruce

by angeeh on Feb 21, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm just joking! I'm sure the boys are all working very hard.

I love the Reds. They’re my favorite team!
It is a ridiculous picture though.

I love baseball....I love the Reds. Let’s kick some ass this season! ~BigBabyBruce

by angeeh on Feb 21, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Tom Aker and a 17-y-o Claude Osteen are #40 and #34, respectively.

No idea who the other three are. Bummer that you managed to find a picture of the ’57 Reds without the Young Lefthander.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Feb 21, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

'57, eh?

So what’s with the red line? Commies gettin’ THE HELL OUT?!?

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 21, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

That didn't stop anyone from hating it.

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Feb 21, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I think I'm probably more forgiving than most fans when it comes to adding blue or black or gray or whatever...

BUT AT LEAST KEEP THE LEGS RED, DAMMIT!

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 21, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

But Tony isn't left handed!!!

Besides he wasn’t on the 40 in 1958 LOL

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by Madville on Feb 22, 2012 3:40 AM EST up reply actions  

He was. They then told him they

wanted to try him at 3b and to be latino and tall. He went home and worked on being right handed, tall, cooban, and unintelligible.

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by supergrover on Feb 22, 2012 6:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Good question.
  1. is a manager or coach or something. The only player to wear #24 that year in games was Jerry Lynch who was a right handed outfielder, making it pretty fucking curious that he’s throwing with his left hand. Probably not him.

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Feb 21, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Godfuckinglord, it should be #1

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Feb 21, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Godfuckinglord = God masturbating?

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Feb 21, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Double rainbow'd.

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 21, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

It's the only year they wore sleeveless unis with those striped socks.

I suppose they could be using last year’s jerseys in ’58, but I doubt the Reds were THAT skinflint.

I have no idea how spring training worked back then (but I’d love to hear). Maybe he’s some young kid who was sent down?

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Feb 21, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I swam for a number of different "year-round" teams in my younger days,

and they usually had a barf bucket on the pool deck, even when I was in grade school.

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Feb 21, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think I barfed in the pool.

We learned at a pretty young age to just urinate in the pool so we wouldn’t interrupt practice. There’s so much chlorine it doesn’t really make a difference anyway.

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto

by Grahamophone on Feb 21, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Pool = pee bucket.

Vortex + funnel cake = puke bucket.

It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 21, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

The only time I barfed

was when we did conditioning with pool exercises

expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat

by kcgard2 on Feb 22, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Since I don't see anyone answering this

the bucket is full of baseballs. Once it is emptied, everybody pukes in it. Last person to puke has to eat it.

I think.

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by Slyde on Feb 22, 2012 9:11 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm glad RR News From Hell is back

Mgr., Red Reporter

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"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Feb 21, 2012 6:11 PM EST reply actions  

I print-out of this post?

Mgr., Red Reporter

"Bootsy, you're a superstar right?"
"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Feb 21, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you?

"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo

by Yossarian22 on Feb 21, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

We're I'm!

Mgr., Red Reporter

"Bootsy, you're a superstar right?"
"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Feb 21, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Ryan Wright got a lot of love from the fundits

for a 5th round pick with only a very short season of rookie ball under his belt. If you included Hulet’s rankings, he’s about 18th in the aggregate.

Someone “to keep an eye on going forward.” He’s 22 so he could rise quickly.

And Corcino is pretty universally liked. That’s good.

Mgr., Red Reporter

"Bootsy, you're a superstar right?"
"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Feb 21, 2012 6:23 PM EST reply actions  

yeah, lots of people seem to love lil Cueto

although there’s lots of murmurings that he won’t stick as a starter. That would suck.

Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me

by UncleWeez on Feb 21, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

He seems like a Mike Leake type.

Only with Cueto stuff.

It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 21, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Wrong...Johnny C is da man.

How to make your marriage work:
TELL YOUR WIFE SHE LOOKS PRETTY, EVEN IF SHE LOOKS LIKE A TRUCK.
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by Madville on Feb 21, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

there's at least evidence he's hanging out with Johnny this spring.

Hopefully he’s running stairs with him, too.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Feb 21, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

and if CPB moved to Howard County,

they could become Crystal Meth Baltimore

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Feb 21, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, did that happen?

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Feb 21, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Looks like the guy lost an eye in the Maryland state sport

which is?

"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville

by bbjones on Feb 22, 2012 2:04 AM EST up reply actions  

"I'm sorry I keep laughing during the negotiations, Mr. Molina."

“It’s just that your neck tat is so ridiculous. Really, what WERE you thinking?”

"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville

by bbjones on Feb 22, 2012 2:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Someone should probably tell him that nobody's going to give him 200 million American dollars

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Feb 22, 2012 6:55 AM EST up reply actions  

200 million yen?

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on Feb 22, 2012 8:14 AM EST up reply actions  

200 million renmenbi

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Feb 22, 2012 9:05 AM EST up reply actions  

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