SIS: Explain your Memes; Why Jim Day blocked me on Twitter
Based on this comment from TheC, it may be time for some of the more recent memes used on Red Reporter be given context to those who were not around at their inception. Some people wonder "Why do you post a picture of a statue eating babies when you talk about Juan Francisco" etc. Also, what is the deal with the giraffes and Jim Day? Since I started that one (innocently), I'll explain. Feel free to use the comments section to give context to other common Red Reporter memes.
Back in July, Jim Day was conversing with people on twitter (I was a follower of his) during a Reds game. He also is involved with the Cincinnati Zoo in some capacity. During this same week, the baby giraffe at the zoo died from complications from a broken leg. Jim Day happened to mention that he had just fed the giraffes at the zoo.
Being the horrible person I am, I make a joke that didn't go over well:
Jim Day @JimDayTV
RT @btcoop71: You feed the giraffes and the baby one dies, coincidence? / not funny
Since he retweeted it out to his followers, I got some hate tweets sent to me (should have saved them). Also I got the "the giraffe didn't die of food poisoning" tweets, etc. Just a joke, no harm no foul.
Three days later.....
President Obama (T-Rex, Spiders) was having a Town Hall type meeting, and was soliciting questions from people on twitter. If you tweeted a question with a hash tag of #AskObama (or something like that) there was a chance he would answer it. So, I asked a question that involved Jim Day. Jim, again, did not take kindly:
Jim Day @JimDayTV
RT @btcoop71: Did @JimDayTV kill the baby giraffe at the Cincinnati Zoo? / Is that really funny to you? If it is, please UNFOLLOW me
This led to even more hate tweets, and the creation of @LilGiraffeGhost by a fellow namless Red Reporter. At this point, I had yet to be blocked by Jim. That all changed a few days later when I created this in MS Paint and tweeted it to him:
I may have a sick sense of humor. It was all in a joking manner. So, long story short. Jim Day blocked me (one of many Cincinnati media that have...another meme?) and we have been joking about it going on 8 months now.
I encourage others to explain other memes.
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awww coop.....you been acting up again???
I am now and shall forever be the Cat in The Hat, The Artist Formerly Known As ABC!!!
by Greg Alan Edwards on Feb 15, 2012 10:00 AM EST reply actions
both are hilarious
:-D
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by BubbaFan on Feb 15, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
we really should update the wiki one of these years
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
There is stuff on that wiki that is from before my time.
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
the 40-man roster has nicknames on it, which is a start.
But yeah, that wiki is ooooold.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Feb 15, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions
This is a catch 22
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by obc2 on Feb 15, 2012 10:30 AM EST via mobile reply actions
I was the inspiration for the "that's racist!" meme but there's no way I could find the original comments
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
uh, wat you say?
that’s a pretty old internet thing, unless you are referring to something specific I’m not aware of
Go Reds!
(and gooooo krogering)
by supergrover on Feb 15, 2012 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
It's an old internet thing, but a misunderstanding between me and Daedalus caused it to become a thing here
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I coined the phrase, "green'd" here
I was also the first one here to wear my hat backwards.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 15, 2012 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
I originally made this place cool
and then I sucked all of the cool out of it. And then I quit.
Follow on Twitter: @jluckhaupt. Buy The Wire-to-Wire Reds today!
Well, Greenie? Well, I was (maybe) the first to use 'rec'd' after rec'ng something.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 15, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
Combining the elements of folks on here...
…who put a person’s name with ’d after it and the cybergeeks on irc who start such things with / , we often will do it like this:
/RavenRiley’d
Raven Riley is her own meme. She’s a porn star, so anything with sexual double entendre might /RavenRiley’d.
Anything having to do with anal leakage is likely to get
/Santorum’d
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 15, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
If memory serves, it involved good old Edwin
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Edwin is in The Philippines
I hope he isn’t sampling the balut…
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by obc2 on Feb 15, 2012 12:39 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I have one
I often see some one say “I like (x), he’s my favorite player”
or
“Go Reds. They’re my favorite team.”
I giggle without knowing why. Where did that originate?
Go Reds!
(and gooooo krogering)
"Go Reds. They're my favorite team!" was something Petey started posting before every game, IIRC
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
it's silly but it makes me titter
like a fart joke
Go Reds!
(and gooooo krogering)
by supergrover on Feb 15, 2012 10:43 AM EST up reply actions
x

Go Reds!
(and gooooo krogering)
by supergrover on Feb 15, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
But when they do...
Joel Schumacher directs.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 15, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
I originally posted it with the thought in mind that it was overly-obvious and child-like.
If you’re posting on RedReporter, it’s likely that they are your favorite team. I envision Flounder from Animal House saying it excitedly ala “You guys playing cards?!?”
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 15, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
Moddammit
Thats the alternative to taking the lord’s name in vain, which offends some posters.
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by obc2 on Feb 15, 2012 11:01 AM EST via mobile reply actions
well then we will burn in hell, and you will have the last laugh!
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Feb 15, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions
So, I knew you had a new name...
but I couldn’t remember your old one for a minute so I simply referred to you as “frying pan face guy” – that counts as a meme, right?
So sorry I missed this three weeks ago! Hi to anyone who might read this!
#pants
hi!
It’s ash! She who gave us ashnarronlovechild!
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Someone make a comment with a thinly (or thickly!) veiled sexual innuendo.
I dare you!
That's what she said!
Why was it you said that I kill Africans?
I can’t remember and mobile RR sucks!!!
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by obc2 on Feb 15, 2012 12:40 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
I was driving from Columbus to Lancaster one day and a guy tried to pass me while two lanes were merging into one AND approaching a red light with several cars stopped and waiting.
The guy was without a doubt driving stupidly and aggressively and I was without a doubt driving intentionally slowly trying to perhaps coast to the light at just the right relaxed pace that I would not have to come to a complete stop before accelerating and joining the little bit of traffic through the soon-to-be green light. And then when this guy tried to pass me I without a doubt intentionally drifted to the right to be sure that he was not going to get in front of me. So yes, I was being a dick but I was at least very much aware of my surroundings and my plan for the next forty-five seconds of driving.
Anyway, the guy speeds up to pass me and weaves around me (we’re in a single lane now) and makes it a point to ‘cut me off’ and gets to the stopped traffic before me and… stops. I coast up behind him and pantomime into his rear-view mirror something like a little kid aggressively and pointlessly handling an imaginary steering wheel in the air (hard to explain in text here but let’s just say I was doing a damn good job of mocking him for being a clueless overly aggressive driver). Guy turns around and flips me off. Whatever.
One or two stop lights later the guy pulls up in the lane next to me (on my right) and stops his car and gets out shouting, “YOU GOT A PROBLEM, BUDDY?!?!?!”
He’s walking the front of my car as if he wants me to get out in the middle of Route 33 and throw down. Its Jim Day. I’m not joking. I’m not mistaking. It was Jim Day.
I rolled down my window and shouted over his shouting, “Jim, get back in the car. JIM! Get back in the car. This isn’t fucking NASCAR, Jim. Get back in your car and drive.”
He got back in his car and drove on.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 15, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions 21 recs
You should send that in to Reds Live
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
by btcoop71 on Feb 15, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Reds "No Giraffes Left" Alive
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 15, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
I remember when you texted me about that!
I still have that one saved on my old phone.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 15, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
i don't know whether to believe this
because if it is true, really awesome, if it isn’t true, this is still great fiction.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
It's true.
(I know those two words mean almost nothing in an internet forum full of wisecrackers but it’s a good story and it’s a true story.)
And there’s more…
When I was shouting at Jim to get back in his car I must have also been pointing out to him the folly of his aggressive driving towards red lights because another mile down the road (right where 33E to Logan splits off from 33E through Lancaster) he pulls up beside me and mouths, “I’m. Sorry.”
I nodded and he rolled down his window. I rolled down mine. (I know this sounds like I’m making this up now but I’m not. Maybe Scrabbles can vouch for the resolution of this story.. maybe I didn’t tell him this part and he can’t. I don’t know. But it’s also true.) …Jim shouts, “You were right. I’m sorry. I didn’t see the red light. I have other things on my mind. I’m going down to see my father-in-law*. He’s in a hospital dying. I’m sorry.”
I nodded and I think I did something stupid like gave him a ‘thumbs up’ and waved him on his way. I’m pretty sure I resisted the temptation to do something even stupider and shout, “Go Reds!”
Ayway, Jim Day and I are cool now.
[ * I can’t remember if it was his father-in-law or some other family member. I’m sorry, Jim.]
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 15, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I have a similar first part of this story
only I was leaving my SAT test, and the high school janitor was shouting at me.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
Then I probably didn't tell you about what happened at the WalMart in Logan, did i?
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 15, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
Don't know. I went to Lancaster.
But I did once (Summer of 2010?) see the two LMFAO guys in the parking lot of the Easton WalMart. It was like a Tuesday or Wednesday morning and they were getting out of a van covered in one of those custom sticker-wrap thingies and I thought, “Well, I guess I know what the acronym means but there’s like a thing that is LMFAO??.. Look at those dudes. These kids today and their wa-a-a-acky club culture…. It’s all Greek to me. Whatever happened to just Motown, dammit?”
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 15, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
How is this the first time of us hearing about this
to me that’s the craziest part
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
Oh, shit, boobs is a new meme in itself.
With the also fantastic ‘boobsinho’ chapter on there as well.
Hello...BOOMSHAKALAKA!
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 15, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
Exactly what I thought, how has this story not been shared before? It's freaking classic.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
This story takes a lot of typing.
And I’m usually drunk.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 15, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
FVA and I rarely log in here sober.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 16, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
You must understand,
Jim Day has been stuck behind many people in his career, trying to get past them. Jeff Piecoro. George Grande. Story of his life.
Juan Francisco is nicknamed "El Nino Destructor" or "END."
Verka Serduchka shared this one with us based on a headline he read about Juan in a newspaper in the Dominican Republic. RR reg jacobbrumfield commented that “I hope this translates to English as ‘Child Destroyer,’ and Francisco makes it to the big leagues with rumors swirling that he eats children.”
Later Verka did an eye-witness report in which he coined END’s frightening catchphrase, “Roar.” A picture was later found by BubbaFan, which visualized the terror of an unleashed power hitter feasting on children:

Roar.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
I also like it when Verka comes around.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
As do the ladies in the Dominican.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 15, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
and by also, i mean always.
because also would intend that this is connected to somebody else coming around.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
.

"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 15, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
Is this a crafty shot at Justin?
I assume so. Cold, Petey.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 15, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
No, this was not aimed at Yossi. I like Yossi.
Just a photo that matches “coming around.”
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 15, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions
Cheers mate
I’ve grown to accept you as well!
Pretend there is some sort of positive emoticon here!
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
Ah
I was thinking of the Petty lyric, “Don’t come around here no more.”
by Brendanukkah on Feb 15, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
If only the baby giraffes could have spoken these fateful words...
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 15, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
Giraffes seem more likely to be Cheap Trick fans
What with the necks and all.

by Brendanukkah on Feb 15, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That reminded me to ask...
…is your momma “all right?”
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 15, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
She'll probably be undergoing back surgery soon
But other than that, peaches!
by Brendanukkah on Feb 15, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
The Peach is JCH's wife
also General Patreous’s nickname.
Suck on that JCH, the next time your wife sucks on that!
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
I'm hoping you got that this was a Cheap Trick reference.
And not me calling your mom a “cheap trick” nor questioning if she is, in fact, “all right.”
Best wishes on her speedy recovery, and on her sharing her meds with you.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 15, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
Hopefully she lives in a medical marijuana state!
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
Hopefully soon we will all live in a medical marijuana state!
But Obama has gone back on his campaign promises and separated himself from the issue. I believe this is a ploy until after his re-election.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 15, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
"Aw, Petey, c'mon. Be cool. Let's just chill tonight, baby. Yay?"

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 15, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
The FBI is starting to wonder about all these Obama pictures you have
by Brendanukkah on Feb 15, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Ever read 'Dreams of My Father'?
(Being serious here…)
I don’t know if the timing is just right but these ‘hat and cigarette’ pictures are perfect with the way he describes himself in the mid-late eighties. Volunteering/organizing on the south side of Chicago and cold-chilling on his fire escape in the evening.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 15, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
If NORML can get the boots on the ground to get the signuatres in Ohio
Ohio might become one in November.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Feb 16, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
It is all about money
if NORML has enough money to pay people to collect signatures they will collect the signatures they need to get it on the ballot, if they have to use a volunteer model, it probably will not go on the ballot until 2014. You need over 300,000 signatures to put a constitutional amendment on the Ohio ballot, so you really need to collect at least 700,000 signatures to be comfortable that you will get enough valid signatures.
They collected several thousand signatures in a matter of a couple of months, using just volunteers in the Cincinnati, just to get the ballot language approved by the Attorney General.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Feb 16, 2012 10:05 AM EST up reply actions
I wouldn't be shocked if they did.
A lot of people in Ohio do not care about marijuana. I’m from a very conservative area, and most people I have talked to don’t care if it is even legalized. If it is they just want it heavily taxed. Heroine, cocaine, meth, and other stuff is really on people’s mind. That and the crime that is coming with it.
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by BigBabyBruce on Feb 16, 2012 10:08 AM EST up reply actions
I think there is (strong?) support for legalizing it in Ohio.
But is it going to have to be done through a constitutional amendment? Because something tells me that just won’t happen.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2012 10:10 AM EST up reply actions
I wouldn't say the support is strong, and it would be a close vote.
I could see it passing. Even some of the more conservative people are letting up on it. They see it as a way to make money, and most people realize it isn’t actually harmful. You still have the “gateway drug” people, but even they are becoming less and less.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Feb 16, 2012 10:13 AM EST up reply actions
Arizona, a much more conservative with an older demographic than Ohio
is a medical marijuana state, and it was done with the ballot.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Feb 16, 2012 10:16 AM EST up reply actions
FWIW
I think Arizona’s conservatives may be more conservative than Ohio’s but I think Ohio’s are better organized.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2012 10:18 AM EST up reply actions
80% of Americans want medical marijuana
it spreads beyond liberal/conservative ideological lines.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Feb 16, 2012 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
I think that could really be a toss up.
Arizona is incredibly conservative based on age and the illegal immigration problem. Ohio isn’t quite like that, but there is a large number of extreme conservatives out there. I find them from time to time, and the arguments get fun.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Feb 16, 2012 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
I guess I don't think of Ohio as all that conservative of a state
I don’t think it is a liberal state either.
I think it is fairly representative of the American political spectrum, and is pretty down the middle.
Senator Brown is pretty liberal, Senator Portman is pretty conservative.
Bush won Ohio by a small margin in 2000 and a smaller margin 2004, and Obama by a modest but comfortable margin in 2008, and I am guessing at this point it is a toss up for 2012.
Also Ted Strickland only lost by a couple of points last year, a year when everything was pretty much against him, and he was running against a very conservative Republican.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Feb 16, 2012 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
Ohio is 50/50, and that what I really like about it.
Presidential elections are always a toss up, even though I think Obama has lost his hold in the state. The election should be a fun one in Ohio. Strickland lost the election for himself. Pretty much anyone could have ran against him and won.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Feb 16, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
I would say unemployment and a national wave against Democrats did Strickland in.
Unemployment really is one of the biggest drivers behind any election.
Also Strickland lost by the smallest margin of any statewide Democrat in 2010.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Feb 16, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
Unemployment was a big one, but jobs were also leaving Ohio in droves.
He wasn’t doing much to keep the jobs in Ohio. It was, and is still cheap to do business in the south.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Feb 16, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
I have become pretty jaded on what any politican can do to create and keep jobs
The country as a whole was hemorrhaging jobs, and most incumbents were cut in a bushwack.
Republican Governors won big in 2010, just like Democratic Governors did in 2006.
More and more, I think people vote based on how their life is going without critically thinking about how a politicians policy will effect it.
I believe many “swing voters” vote with a life good me vote incumbent or incumbent party and life bad me vote for challenger, or the person not in incumbent’s party.
Which explains the violent swings we have gone through since 2006.
And I did not create this idea, I think more or less I am over simplifying things Nate Silver has been writing for a few years now.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
I don't know if I buy this.
Strickland certainly hadn’t done much to endear himself to Ohioans but I think he could have been re-elected if the GOP hadn’t run a strong experienced widely-recognized ready-made candidate like Kasich.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
Funny story about Kasich:
I have a buddy who is a teacher who was present for a speech Kasich made at an education conference. Afterwards, Kasich mingled with some of the teachers and talked to them a bit.
He was preachy and condescending, as is probably no surprise. He abruptly asked them all (there was a group of a half dozen or so), “Let me ask you something! Do you believe in UFOs?” My buddy looked around at everyone else, who were all equally confused. One spoke up and said, “No. No I don’t”. Kasich pointed at them and said “Then you don’t believe in possibilities.”
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 16, 2012 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
Isn't that our state motto?
“With God, UFOs are possible.”
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
He's an art teacher
so he made up plans for Kasich ’14 t-shirts with his little head in a cartoon UFO and the slogan “Believe in Possibilities”.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 16, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
That's funny stuff.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Feb 16, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
Kasich does come off as a condescending asshole.
He really needs to fix that. I don’t think he has done a terrible job (outside of the SB5 fiasco), but he needs to watch what he says.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Feb 16, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
I think Kasich was the weakest candidate they ran
The Governor’s race was the only state wide race in Ohio that was competitive, all the cabinet races, and the Senate race were all won by comfortable margins.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
I thought Strickland lost by 4,5 or 6 points.
Anyway, the point I’m trying to make is that I think the conservatives are entrenched in our political system to a greater degree than other comparable states.
We have piles of old money propping up the GOP here and we also beat our bibles a little bit harder than the rest of the Rust Belt.
I’m not saying that the Democrats and the left can get anything done I’m just saying that other than Obama’s win in ‘08 (certainly an indication that things may be changing) it’s hard for me to recall them scoring a ‘surprise victory.’
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions
It really depends on where you are in the state.
Obama won big because of the college vote. I was at BGSU during the 2008 elections. It was crazy. I had and Obama volunteer knock on my door everyday.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Feb 16, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions
Kasich won with 49% of the vote
Strickland got 48%.
Anyway, the point I’m trying to make is that I think the conservatives are entrenched in our political system to a greater degree than other comparable states.
I don’t get what you are saying, because the elections do not reflect that. That is like saying he has bad stats but when you look at him you can just see he is a good player.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Feb 16, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
I think the election was that close more because of Kasich, not because of Strickland.
If Kasich wasn’t so devisive, ultra-conservative, a lobbyist, and Lehman’s Brothers crony he would have run away with the election. Ohio voters were basically pushing Strickland out. I was shocked the election was even that close.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Feb 16, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
I don't know. Maybe you're right.
It just seems to me that Democrats in Ohio have forever been saying, “This is it! Things are changing! Finally!”
And then they go out and lose another close election or referendum or whatever.
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
They did get SB5 overturned.
But, the bill will be chunked up and the popular portions based in the General Assembly.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Feb 16, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions
Yabbut.
SB5 was an over-reach. I think Kasich and everyone had to know that it wouldn’t stand. But I think it was rammed through because he owed it to the political machine who put him in office. They wanted to show that they weren’t afraid to throw their weight around when the national mood seem to be shifting in their direction.
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
It was pretty much a stupid waste of time.
They will pass the popular provisions this spring. I actually found the entire process hilarious, especially with the referendum. There was so much disinformation being thrown around by both sides. The political ads were hilarious.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Feb 16, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
My god, I fucking worked on the no side of that campaign
and the shit they were telling us to say while canvassing was ridiculous.
I usually told voters not to vote because I told them to, but to do their own research, and pay no attention to the ads on either side, or canvassers.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
And yes, I am sort of saying that the polling numbers don't mean much right now.
Because the GOP hasn’t yet fired up their cash machine.
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2012 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
That is the only way it will happen.
A medical marijuana bill has been introduced in the state house in each of the last 4 legislative sessions, but it has not been allowed out of committee.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Feb 16, 2012 10:14 AM EST up reply actions
I think that is mostly because of how easy it is to get a referendum on the ballot.
Plus, legislators usually have more important things to worry about than medical marijuana. Constituents usually aren’t going to care about that topic. If it is brought to them they’ll probably vote for it, but they aren’t going to demand their representative to deal with it.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Feb 16, 2012 10:16 AM EST up reply actions
I would say medical marijuana is important
The guy who is organizing shit for NORML in southwest Ohio is a former Republican politician. He is involved now because he had really severe cancer, and the chemo was really really tough on him, and he lost a shit ton of weight and was really weak.
He started using marijuana and he put on much of the weight he lost, and gained his strength back, and it was a turning point in his battle against cancer.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Feb 16, 2012 10:19 AM EST up reply actions
Most people would probably disagree though.
Like I said they will probably vote yes, but they will want their representatives dealing with other things. Everyone has their causes, and medical marijuana is usually very low on the list. Half of the time the General Assembly can’t even come out with the budget in a decent time (they aren’t as bad as Congress, but still pretty bad)
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Feb 16, 2012 10:22 AM EST up reply actions
In 2008 medical marijuana won bigger in Michigan than Barack Obama
Over 80% of Americans belief that medical marijuana should be legal.
No reason to belief Ohio, which is pretty middle of the road, would be that different than the rest of the country.
Far and wide medical marijuana has won in every state election it has made the ballot.
The issue isn’t winning if it gets on the ballot, the issue is getting the signatures to put it on the ballot.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Feb 16, 2012 10:12 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Done.
But the bet is only executed if this goes to a ballot.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Feb 16, 2012 10:15 AM EST up reply actions
Is it legal in Michigan?
Any state that at all resembles Ohio demographically?
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2012 10:16 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, it is.
Here are states that are considered more conservative that have it.
Alaska
Arizona
Montana
Nevada
New Mexico
Virginia
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by BigBabyBruce on Feb 16, 2012 10:18 AM EST up reply actions
I was in Missoula, MT for work last year and did a double take when I passed the marijuana store
Seemed out of place next to the deli and Christian Bookstore
darthmom: It's like sabremetrics, but for boobs.
My boss just got back from Colorado.
He said marijuana was everywhere, and almost everyone had a card. He said people were just buying it restaurants from waitresses. He loved it.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Feb 16, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
I think Yossi is right
that the mj issue is less a liberal/conservative one and more a personal freedom one. There is a very strong libertarian wing of the the GOP, especially out west, that is all up ons the medical mj thing. That’s why you see it in staunchly conservative places like Alaska and Montana. Their GOPers are generally more socially liberal than the breed we have here in Ohio, but not incredibly so.
I think if the lazy stoners running the campaign can get off their asses and sober up for a good two week stretch they won’t have any problem gathering the requisite number of sigs.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 16, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
he lied about the restaurant thing (or its illegal, which hey, is cool with me)
You have to buy it from a lisensed dealer. I know a couple pot-growers, though. They’re good people.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Feb 16, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
I'm not saying it was legal.
They just bought it from the waitress, and she was selling to a bunch of people. You couldn’t buy it directly from the restaurant. It was an under the table thing. He said she sold him a tootsie roll thing. He said it knocked him on his ass.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Feb 16, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
Speaking of marijuana
Guess who just learned how to do hydroponic plant growth in one of his labs?
by crolfer on Feb 16, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I had a friend that grew it with him tomato plants.
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by BigBabyBruce on Feb 16, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions
No, he just grew it outside.
I’m sure it was shit, but the plant did grow.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Feb 16, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
No just in soil
He actually grew it in a trunk in the closet which he had rigged up with grow lights. My parents never knew.
It seems like you would have to have a bigger set up with more equipment to grow it hydroponically, which would require more space.
I think 'tHan is saying that it might get on the ballot but it won't pass.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2012 10:07 AM EST up reply actions
Ah. See.
Now I’m sure that’s what he’s saying.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2012 10:07 AM EST up reply actions
And many liberals don't want it on the ballot this year from a strategy perspective.
If it’s on the ballot this year, Republicans will use it as a wedge issue to get social conservatives to go to the polls when they normally wouldn’t bother to get out of bed to vote for extremist Santorum, serial-marrying Ginrinch, nor centrist Romney.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 16, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
Social Conservatives are the ones keeping Santorum alive.
Most everyone else is going for Romney because he is the only viable option to beat Obama. The Social Conservatives are the ones that vote the most.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Feb 16, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
there are far more important things to worry about
than losers wanting to get high.
imagine an america where people didn’t seek to get wasted all the time, reading books instead and improving their knowledge to solve our problems rather than escape them?
No.
’Merica.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Feb 16, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
books! the key to the future
forget about the internet, read a book!
those books were all written by people that were high anyway
I disagree on several points
First this is not for recreational use. This is for medical use. marijuana actually does have medical uses. It is an excellent pain killer, and is not addictive and does not have the side effects of prescription drugs. If I am laid up for a couple of weeks after an injury or surgery, I would much rather have pot than Percoset, Vikodin, or god forbid Oxi. It is much easier to quit smoking pot than it is to quit taking pills. The number of drug addicts who got addicted to drugs due to injuries is higher than you may think, marijuana would lower that number.
Two, there is the incident I cited above, where it may have actually been the turning point for the patient, because pot stimulated his appetite and caused him to put on weight.
Three, the University of Cincinnati Medical School is currently testing marijuana’s effects on patients with sickle cell. Early trials suggest positive results.
Four, I don’t think drug use has really any effect on people’s intellectual ability. In my grad program some of the most brilliant people, with the best grades and ideas in the programs, were really heavy drug users. Steve Jobs dropped his fair share of acid. Many of the great thinkers in our society have or currently use drugs. Or as Bill Maher said, if it wasn’t for acid you might not have your iPod, and you definitely won’t have must of the music on your iPod.
Five, do you drink? If you do, you can shut the fuck up right now, because marijuana is no worse for you in the long term than alcohol. So you can take your condescending attitude towards people who like to get high rather than drink and shove it up your hypocritical tight ass.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
keepin' it civil FTW!
you can shut the fuck up right now,
by 'tHan on Feb 16, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
oh, i didn't even get to this part!
So you can take your condescending attitude towards people who like to get high rather than drink and shove it up your hypocritical tight ass.
I mean..
he’s got a point..
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 17, 2012 1:40 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah
Tone it down, Yossi. That shit ain’t cool.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 16, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions
Condescending gets uncivil.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Feb 16, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
if you think for a second
that “medical” reasons are the reason for the push for legalization, you should probably leave the house more.
glad you’re a scientist who disproved all the scientific evidence that shows pot impairs cognitive ability, especially in chronic users. that wasn’t the point, anyway, but since you ranted about it…
this country has major problems that need to be SOLVED, yet all people want to do is get drunk or high. the legalization of pot should not even be on the agenda, let alone be a criticism of a president who has far more important things to do.
no, drinking alcohol is not the same thing. drinking for the purpose of getting drunk is. one does not simply smoke pot without intending to get high.
all of that namecalling was uncalled for. you should probably do some meditation or something to calm yourself down.
(btw, i’m not against legalization. far from it. but there are more important things to worry about now. way to put the “ass” in assuming.)
by Daedalus on Feb 16, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
You're the only one discussing legalizing weed for anyone.
The rest of us are discussing medical marijuana.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 16, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I've often found that Daedalus doesn't actually participate in the arguments at hand..
but rather states her opinion on whatever the fuck she wants..
good on her..
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 17, 2012 1:42 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Other scientists have disproved the affects on long term cognitive functions
The scholarly journal Addiction, recently published an article on a study that claims that most of the theories on the negative long term effects of cognitive functions is false. link.
A 2001 study preformed by the journal, General Psychiatry, found similar results, that users who have smoked pot for 10 years, after a week of abstaining demonstrated virtually no difference between people who never used marijuana.
Of course NORML has an agenda beyond medical use, but medical use is important. To deny that is just silly, and goes against a great deal of science. But what NORML has done in many states and is trying to do in Ohio only allows for medicinal use. Everybody who tries to get any political action on anything has an agenda beyond the legislation or ballot initiative that they are working on at the time.
But I argue the “we have more important things to worry about” is exactly why somebody should focus on decriminalization now. The federal government is facing a large deficit, and states and local municipalities are cutting more and more in attempts to balance their budgets.
So many resources are wasted at all levels of government in the War on Drugs, resources that can be redirected else where. One out of six federal prison inmates, are in prison for marijuana offenses. That is just at the federal level, so one would assume that there are a high number of inmates in state prisons and local jails for marijuana offenses as well.
Not to mention all the resources that are wasted by local law enforcement in marijuana raids and what not. The Butler County Ohio’s Sheriff’s office is constantly busting grow houses, those are resources that can be better directed towards other things.
Also the popular support is growing now, so now is the time to do it. You ride a tide when the tide is there.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Feb 16, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Also the 18th Amendment was repealed in 1933
Right smack dab in the middle of the Depression. Perhaps they should have waited until the Depression was over, oh wait, then they had WWII to focus on. Perhaps until WWII was over, oh wait they had to worry about rebuilding Europe and stabilizing the American economy, as they were unsure of what would happen to peace time economy, with a large part of the working age male population returning home, and the loss of war time industry.
Well maybe they should have waited until the early 1950s, well shit the Korean War happened.
Perhaps after the Korean War, well then their was the Red scare and the fear that Communism was spreading.
1960s? Nah, Vietnam, Civil Rights, and the great recession of the mid 60s.
Early 1970s, nah still Vietnam, Nixon’s Watergate, and the oil crisis.
Late 1970s, nah, there was a giant recession, and the Iran hostage situation.
1980s, well the recession was still a problem in the early 80s.
Late 1980s, nah, the USSR was crumbling before falling in 1991.
1995, bingo, nothing important was happening in 1995.
They should have just put it on the back burner for 52 years.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Feb 16, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"I'm glad you're a scientist"
Well, I’m glad you’re a snarky doctor who’s sharing all your years of medical training with us.
sigh
Your ignorance is daunting, but that doesn’t seem to hinder your expert commentary. Perhaps you should “get out of the house more” or should be “reading books instead” to improve your “knowledge to solve our problems.”
one does not simply smoke pot without intending to get high.
I do. You know less than nothing about this issue: you’re actually misinformed and are misinforming others. You have no training and no knowledge about this issue. Please stop. This isn’t the forum that people visit to be misinformed by ignoramuses. That’s what Fox News is for.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 16, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think you both are making faulty assumptions
D seems to be assuming that all medical mj advocates are doing it to back door their way into legal weed. This isn’t true.
You are assuming that you, personally, are a representative case here. You aren’t.
The truth is somewhere in the middle. There are many people advocating for medical mj because it would make it easier to get legal weed. You know this is true. The joke about everyone in Cali suffering from night blindness is a joke for a reason.
Of course, there are also scores of people just like yourself who greatly benefit from having access to a drug that alleviates your symptoms. But come on, dude. You know most are just trying to get high.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 16, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions
Is there anything to how people say it's less harmful than alcohol?
I hear that a lot- not sure if it’s been discussed- I didn’t read everything in this… discussion…
Don't waste your time Crolfs
I suggest you find empirical proof and then report back here with your findings.
Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.
It depends
Alcohol is filled with calories and sugar, which isn’t good for your health of your body, but smoking isn’t good for your lungs. But some recent studies say that marijuana use is not as bad for your lungs as tobacco smoke. But if you use a vaporizer, then it really has no bad physical health effects.
In my long angry rant up thread, there are two links to fairly recent studies in neutral medical/science journals that claim the previous assertions that pot harms your cognitive functions are vastly overstated, even for really heavy/daily users.
Also you can get really high, wake up the next morning, and maybe be just a little more groggy than usual, rather than getting really drunk the night before, and being so hungover they can’t function.
The biggest issue is whether or not you have the self discipline to use it. Of course some people have had their life ruined because they smoke too much pot, and that gets in the way of school, job, etc, but you can say that about alcohol, gambling, etc. Hell you can say that chocolate cake has ruined people’s lives by causing diabetes and weight gain.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
The worst effect of marijuana use?
Jail
by Howie Feltersnatch on Feb 17, 2012 9:37 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That has to do with people working around the system.
If you want to crack down on doctors writing unreasonable prescriptions, that’s different than advocating for medical use. It’s like saying we shouldn’t have welfare because there are cases of welfare fraud.
I made no assumption that everyone with a medical marijuana prescription has legitimate need for it. You’re putting words in my mouth there.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 16, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
No, I'm not
I’m really not. I agree with you. I also agree with D that there are jerks gaming the system and wasting time when we have shit to do.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 16, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
If only that was what she said...
sigh
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 16, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
Daedalus is quite good at misinforming others
it’s one of my favorite forms of amusement
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 17, 2012 1:44 AM EST up reply actions
OH
THANK GOD YOU’VE WEIGHED IN WITH YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE MANNER
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
AND YOU TOO
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Feb 17, 2012 9:16 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Remember when I was like
“Instead of ‘POST’ there should be an ‘ARE YOU SURE?’ button”?
Yeah, this is one of those times.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
Some of my best decisions on R.R.
are things I wrote out and never posted.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
You mean you keep some of this dumb shit to yourself?
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Feb 18, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
greenophone'd
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Feb 18, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions
5 courses of action you should take
1. Kick rocks
2. Go play in traffic
3. Get bent
4. Pound sand
5. Go jump off a cliff
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 22, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
and
Blow Me
How to make your marriage work:
TELL YOUR WIFE SHE LOOKS PRETTY, EVEN IF SHE LOOKS LIKE A TRUCK.
Ricky - age 10
that's always implied, del Rio
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 26, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
if you’re going to chastise for namecalling, maybe you shouldn’t refer to pro-medical marijuana advocates as “losers who want to get high”. Maybe.
I have cancer. I take percocets and oxycodone (Yossi, percocet IS oxycodone w/acetaminophen). I’d much rather be allowed to take a hit or bite of marijuana than put more of those pills in me. I kinda like my liver. You get too much acetaminophen, and the liver suffers irreperable damage, and you get two choices: die or die.
I do not smoke pot now. I haven’t smoked it since probably 1985, and wasn’t a regular user then.
Go Reds!
(and gooooo krogering)
by supergrover on Feb 17, 2012 6:49 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Wow, I don't know what to say.
I hope things work out for you.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
Brave share.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 21, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
Why do you even care what she thinks...enough to let it get you worked up to the point that you're cussing her out?
She may be an argumentative elitist who is without empathy for cancer patients and thinks everyone who disagrees with her is an idiot, but attack her ideas, not her person.
giggle
Now allow me to do just that…
I am a medical marijuana patient, and without using it to treat my neurological disorder, my life would be decidedly worse.
I do not seek to “get wasted all the time”, I read plenty of books, and have an immense amount of knowledge about a great deal of things, and work full-time as a highly-skilled employee at the head of my complicated, proprietary field. I do not use medication to “escape” from anything other than my symptoms. I have tried other medications, and nothing comes close to the relief that medical cannabis does.
Anyone who is against me using my prescribed medicine knows less about my condition than ANYONE who knows me or my doctors. Anyone who proselytizes about medicine without a medical degree is just using others’ symptoms and pain to meet their own social agenda and/or elitism. Anyone who tells me, my family, my colleagues, or my friends that I am some “loser” chasing a buzz is woefully ignorant and not worthy of taking part in serious discussions about much of anything, because I guarantee you that they are talking exclusively out of their ass and deserve to be publicly mocked. But let’s try not to use the phrase “shut the fuck up.” Instead let’s try to use terms like bigoted, ASTONISHINGLY ignorant, unsympathetic, foolish, hypocritical, short-sighted, and wrong.
Now that I have informed many of you about how things ACTUALLY are in practice, hopefully you have learned something.
If medical marijuana sounds like hokum to you, try cracking a book to help “gain knowledge to solve our problems” instead of mouthing off about a subject you don’t know anything about.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 16, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions
It's the euphemistic part that people object to, I think
I will not deny that there are legitimate medical uses for marijuana. To think that an herb with physiological effects should automatically have no benefit simply because some people use it to waste their life is, well, rather foolish.
However, it’s pretty clear that many people (NOT all people) are using the “medical” part as an excuse, and not just for marijuana. This article in the Economist claims:
In 2000 pharmacies dispensed 174m prescriptions for opioids; in 2009 they dispensed 257m. Not all those prescriptions are phoney, of course, but presumably America did not become a 48% more painful place during those nine years.
These guys tried to figure out whether it was easier to get “medical” marijuana or “medical” viagra. Pretty good story. He gets his medical exam via Skype.
So, first we must dispense with the false dichotomy. Yes, there are plenty of people who benefit from medical marijuana. Yes, there are plenty of people trumping up excuses so they can get some pot and get baked.
IMHO, the legalization movement would do better to emphasize the freedom aspect, and the analogy to alcohol, than to try to dress it up in moral righteousness for medical use.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
Yup
I was workin’ on something along these lines, but you beat me to it. Well said.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 16, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
I am not an addiction counselor, or a psychologist
But I always figured that most people who
use it to waste their life is,.
Would probably end up doing that some other way. Marijuana is not physically addicting like other drugs, so people who ruin their lives for the enjoyment of pot, are really people who just lack self discipline.
Also I am not putting words in your mouth and trying to say you are saying that.
I also think the medical use is a way to slowly make marijuana more acceptable in main stream culture. I view this as an incremental and highly popular and acceptable approach towards the long term goal of total decriminalization.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
The reason the medical marijuana sales went up 48%...
…is that medical marijuana became more available to patients that were previously forced to buy it illegally.
At the beginning of 2000, only 5 states had legalized medical marijuana. In 2009 there were 13 states, which is an increase of 260%, which contradicts The Economist article’s fuzzy math. More legal patients, more legal purchases. I’m surprised they missed that…it’s an easy stat to refute.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 16, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
Those #s are for opioids
like oxycontin and vicodin and such. Not mj.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 16, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
oic
My bad.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 16, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
It is the long term cognitive effects
my friend!
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
Four, I don’t think drug use has really any effect on people’s intellectual ability. In my grad program some of the most brilliant people, with the best grades and ideas in the programs, were really heavy drug users. Steve Jobs dropped his fair share of acid.
Hey everybody, look at the exception!
Seriously though, I don’t object to Marijuana being legalized because, quite frankly, I don’t give a shit. If you want to do it, I can’t stop you and the government shouldn’t either (or maybe I should say the government shouldn’t try; let’s be honest, they don’t stop anyone). And if you can use it responsibly, more power to you. But please don’t try to argue that marijuana is good for you.
Cincy Jungle: Where the Rocky Mountains are in the Pacific Ocean
Fer sher...I don’t think drug use has really any effect on people’s intellectual ability.
I’m sharp a fucking tack…
I admit to having done my share of experimenting back in the ‘60’….
Obviously you haven’t been hanging around any crackheads recently…
Marijuana is also good for the complexion:

Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.
by Madville on Feb 16, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
It isn't as bad for people as we have been led to believe
“Doing LSD was one of the two or three most important things I have done in my life.”- Steve Jobs
I have never personally done LSD, (although if anyone in the area has a hookup, I am kidding i have even given up pot due to some recent applications I have sent). But Jobs said it helped open up his mind and demonstrate how interconnected the world is. Further he feels that Microsoft would be a better company if Gates had a few more drugs.
George Carlin said he did his best thinking, came up with some of his best and most important comedy bits when he was on LSD.
Many philosophers and important thinkers, drug users.
And my god, look at the music industry, if you eliminate drugs for the world music and art will suck, a lot. Seriously get high and listen to Led Zepplin, it is fantastic.
I am also not saying everyone needs drugs to be creative. I know plenty of smart people who have never drank or used drugs. I am not even saying the students I know who are drug users are good students because of that, but I am saying they have the self discipline to use drugs when in their free time, but still get their shit done and show up to class, and meet their teaching obligations.
The idea that all drugs make people burdens on society is untrue.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
I never said that, and I'm not disagreeing with you.
I’m just saying that, except for a medical issue, I fail to see how drugs are ever used to help someone intellectually. I also understand that some people use them responsibly in the same way that they use alcohol responsibly. It comes down to discipline, and if someone is stupid enough to ruin their life with drugs no one should stop them. Social Darwinism has a way of phasing them out.
Cincy Jungle: Where the Rocky Mountains are in the Pacific Ocean
Jobs was such a nice fellow too
Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.
by Madville on Feb 16, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If nice = sending all his high-tech manufacturing jobs to sweatshops,
then he was a hellova guy.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 16, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
I know lots of talented, hard-working composers who work better creatively when high.
I know others who become sharper…and much better at word games, comedy, or concentration. I just don’t wanna lump everyone unfairly together as people who get worse at everything when high.
There was also a study that showed a lower rate of lung cancer among marijuana smokers than people who didn’t smoke anything.
I don’t really buy into that. I wouldn’t say it’s good for you. That said, if doctors and labs were given approval to do so, they could determine which of the hundreds of cannabinoids in marijuana are useful as medications when separated. I would bet that there are a great many medically-beneficial findings that await serious scientists in an effort to improve the health of human kind. You know, “improving their knowledge to solve our problems.” The pharmaceutical industry lobbies hard to prevent such research…especially since the potential exists that many folks could simply grow a weed in their back yard that would replace an expensive drug or two in one’s medicine cabinet.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 16, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
This
I know others who become sharper…and much better at word games, comedy, or concentration. I just don’t wanna lump everyone unfairly together as people who get worse at everything when high
Very few things are one size fits all.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
And it makes sense
Ritalin (and most other A.D.D. meds) is really nothing more than speed, but yet it effects the brain chemistry of people with A.D.D. to slow them down, and help them concentrate and do things in a more thorough manner.
Where as if you give Ritalin to some somebody who doesn’t have A.D.D. and you might as well give them cocaine in pill form.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
So now that Steve is dead that leaves more drugs for other creative people.

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
Rec'd merely on account of the guitar.
The top one’s a 12-string.
I pity the roady trying to keep that thing in tune.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
Whiny Little Bitches
In August 2010 Hal McCoy used some questionable judgement when he quoted Brandon Phillips’ locker room diatribe about how he hates the Cardinals because of their endless complaining.
“We have to beat these guys. I hate the Cardinals. All they do is bitch and moan about everything, all of them, they’re little bitches, all of ‘em.
"I really hate the Cardinals. Compared to the Cardinals, I love the Chicago Cubs. Let me make this clear: I hate the Cardinals."
Cardinals manager Tony La Russa, of course, volleyed things back at Phillips by saying, "We win the right way and we lose the right way. We’ve received a lot of compliments over the years that when we lose we tip our caps and when we win we keep our mouths shut. That’s my comment."
Actually, LaRussa and the Cardinals rarely keep their mouths shut when they lose. In recent history alone, they’ve complained that their balls were not properly rubbed, that the opposing fans cheered too loudly and waved too many towels too much, that the shadows at their own stadium were too troubling, that the Brewers changed the lights in the scoreboard and stole signs, that during brawls they get their asses kicked, and that a limited edition baseball card had too much squirrel on it. That’s right. Too much squirrel.
Our SB Nation sister site is VivaElBirdos or VEB, and they have come to be known as WLB. You can’t even go discuss relevant issues on topic on their site lest their feelings get hurt. When I visited there to give them sincere condolences on losing Adam Wainwright for the year, and what that could mean to his contract, here was their excuse for collectively calling me a troll:
Dude. Come back another day.
You will find plenty of reasoned discourse.
You’ve gotta understand the timing…
…I think you’ve tried to be reasonable and asked reasonable questions. Your timing, however, is not reasonable.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 15, 2012 3:25 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
This Cards fan in jeep the otherday hooked at me for riding 20mph in the bike lane
So I cut him off and blocked him in for about a half mile. Pretty impressive for a bike I would say. Also I was wearing a Votto shirt and pointed at it with my middle fingers behind my head.
crashtestnipplechip citymoron
by Excalib8 on Feb 15, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
They have come to be known as WLB, but that doesn't mean you should call them that.
But you can think it real loud.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 15, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not sure about VLB,
But Carp and Molina and WainyLB can all fuck off kindly.
crashtestnipplechip citymoron
see, when they do it, it's "explaining", not whining.
i wonder if the team will take on the new manager personality when it comes to that.
Go Reds!
(and gooooo krogering)
Only of Carpenter's son receives a reasonable explanation as to why.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Feb 15, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
Chris Carpenter's son says "You're welcome."
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 15, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
Chris Carpenter's son says "call children's services".
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Feb 15, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Child abuse
the sure fire way to get a laugh.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
"Hey baby, my name is Help Somebody Call the Police. Remember it, you'll be screaming it all night."
#ChrisBrownPickupLines
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Feb 16, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
jch has so many kids due to his incredible fertility.
Any situation that could result in impregnation could be a jch situation.
Yossarian/justin/ElbowPatches and Jon Fey often misspell or misuse words as part of their atypical daily struggles. This happens to Yossi when he doesn’t proofread or rushes. If a Yossi post is perfectly spelled and formatted, Yossi is on a passionate rant. Jon Fey simply doesn’t proofread well and has no one check his posts, so there are lots of silly goofs in his writing/posting/tweeting.
Everyone here lives in their mom’s basement, which smells of rich mahogany. This meme comes from the cliche of sabermetricians as stat-nerds in the friendless void that is their mother’s cellar. The rich mahogany is a metaphor of sorts in that one may be a cultured, knowledgeable aristocrat surrounded by many books in fancy bookcases and bureaus, but in the end, it’s still mom’s basement.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
Slyde is actually So Fa King Famous.
every so often there will be a friday GIF thread. IT’s pronunced “jiff”.
The late, great, nycredsfan was responsible for “something to keep an eye on moving forward” and a few others.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
And Cy is so smart, he reads books!
He reads books ON PLANES, even!
Hello...BOOMSHAKALAKA!
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 15, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
While we're explaining things, explain this, please!
What’s with the “books on planes” thing?
by the finest muffins on Feb 15, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
I think it was FVA who coined this one.
See, Cy was on his “summer of love/travel/pre-law school” and for a while each of his comments referenced a trip he was on, a book he read, a cool ass site he was commenting from, or all three.
And he’s smart, so it’s funny!
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 15, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
I would say Fay is probably dsylexic.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Feb 15, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Best misspelling joke of the year so far, methinks.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 15, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
When I make a passionate rant
I will probably read the post multiple times, and will spend longer proofing the post than I did to write the content. Mostly I just don’t need some asshole to say yore and start a chain reaction of other assholes discussing that rather than the content of what I wrote (which mostly likely was full of shit anyway).
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
You should find at least two.
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
It's supposed to be leather patches on a corduroy jacket. You just ruined a perfectly good jacket.
Correction! Two perfectly good jackets!
by Brendanukkah on Feb 16, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
Not our meme, but a good meme.
MLBeers is pretty funny, and they’ve done a good job describing the apathy that most people feel about our Reds. Also good reminders that a) the Cubs suck and b) Weez is a lucky bastard.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Feb 15, 2012 6:13 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
i don't understand this
@DavefrmLville.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Feb 19, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
His handle is very long
and otherwise difficult to abbreviate.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 19, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
tl;dr
stands for “Too long; didn’t read.”
by the finest muffins on Feb 19, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
You not understanding stuff is another meme, right
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Feb 19, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
HAVOC is an old meme.
Dusty Baker once said that he was looking forward to Willy Taveras creating havoc on the base paths with all that unfettered speed of his. Whenever Dusty sends a runner illogically who gets caught, we often will chime in with the ironic battle cry of “HAVOC!”
Also, during a Reds offensive rally, we often will PUT ON OUR RALLY CAPS by pressing the CAPS LOCK button until the rally has concluded.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
HAVOC was also awesome because
Harang
Arroyo
Volquez
Owings
Cueto
made up the opening day rotation.
Of course the pitchers themselves were less than awesome.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
Rally cleaveage was better.
"guys... Dave Grohl out there rocking out #Iknowhisnamebecausefoofighterenthusiastscussedmeout"--Pat McAfee
Yeah, I am a big fan of rally cleavage.
But in deference to the growing number of fine ladies we have here who felt it was less than welcoming, we have curtailed our cheesecake shots.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 15, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
I guess what I don't understand about rally cleveage is
there is an entire internet filled with porn, lots and lots of porn, more porn than I could have ever imagined existed, really you could watch a new “actress” in a new video everyday, and never see a repeat. Almost every country on Earth contributes to internet porn. If you want to see a midget, a tranny with no middle finger on her left hand, and a goat having a 3way, it is there, and you don’t even have the shame of anyone knowing that is what you are into, unless somebody stumbles on your internet history, I am sure you it is there. So why do people get upset when they are asked to curtail some of their posts of scantily clad women, if it made some of the women here uncomfortable?
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Feb 15, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
yeah.
I think there’s a mental thing “Oh, it’s ok, I’m on a sports blog!” but seriously, go to With Leather or WWTDD or something. I mean shit, Film Drunk has a Kate Upton supercut! You can even have it in a tab right next to this or anything!
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Feb 15, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
Plus, rally cleavage was spectacularly unsuccessful in fomenting rallies
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
well, no.
But let’s be honest, Drew Stubbs, Scott Rolen, and Paul Janish didn’t really help either.
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 16, 2012 1:37 AM EST up reply actions
they wre distracted by the rally cleavage
it is just like letting women in the military!
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Feb 16, 2012 10:05 AM EST up reply actions
I'm fine with rally cleavage
If the prudes are gone for the night, feel free to partake if it’s just me.
darthmom: It's like sabremetrics, but for boobs.
by Hawkeye00 on Feb 16, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You'll be back around more for the game threads, right?
The mostly lurking is an off-season thing with you, ain’t it?
I do my best to be here
It just depends on work. My schedule is so erratic that I have to give up my internet life at times to get caught up on real work.
Stupid job.
darthmom: It's like sabremetrics, but for boobs.
as I recall from the infamous rally cleavage thread
There were at least as many guys complaining as women. And the boom was lowered because of a complaint by SB Nation, not because of anything anyone here said.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Ah, okay
I don’t actually remember anything about rally cleavage, just that I wouldn’t bother me if I saw it.
darthmom: It's like sabremetrics, but for boobs.
Giggity giggity
Oh yeah!
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 16, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
you probably weren't around that day
If you saw it, you’d remember. Not so much the content of the pictures, as the sheer number of them.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Hm. I having trouble remembering these pictures you're speaking of....
[Never really saw that thread.]
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
It was more like 8 or 10 threads
I’m surprised you didn’t see any
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
it was in a game thread
the problem with everything within a game thread is the sheer number of them
Thanks for cutting us some slack!
But lurkers should be able to follow along reasonably without abundant or blatant cheesecake, IMHO. Big tent and all that.
titter titter
And it’s not always limited to game threads, so who happens to be commenting/posting at that time might be 7 dudes, a girl and a chili place, but who reads it might be 26 dudes, 12 gals and Jim Day, if you get what I mean. And if you offend Jim Day, he might try to kill you on the rough and tumble streets of Porkopolis.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 16, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
You may have.
I love looking at women athletes who are attractive and great competitors as well.
I hear no women crying foul over pictures of Joey Votto in his uniform
But post a pic of Alison Stokke in her uniform and you’d think I’d posted a picture of a naked Jim Day or something. Although with one exception it was the guys that were bitchin’ about it…not the women…but that’s ancient history…
Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.
Your defense of posting scantily-clad female athletes
merely reveals the obtuseness of your resolve.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 16, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
I thought it was a shitty gift
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
There is also the whole long history of women being sexually objectified thing.
Which does change things somewhat.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
Good Grief...Guess who loves to be sexually objectified
Thousands of women (and men) do this shit for a living, a career and a great number of the photographers are women. This shit is for the most part transparently dull and full of cliches (and to some PC liberals a degradation of women.) I hardly think it is pornographic let alone interesting enough to spend much time talking about. Athletic women and men are in many cases also attractive and some of them enjoy playfully show off a bit. Is that so wrong. of course not.
Meanwhile;

Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.
here ya go, buddy.

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
by -ManBearPig on Feb 15, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
The /b/ of SB Nation.
"guys... Dave Grohl out there rocking out #Iknowhisnamebecausefoofighterenthusiastscussedmeout"--Pat McAfee
sooo, what's with the bloody nose?
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Feb 15, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
"_____ is a Mike Leake-type."
This meme wrote itself after it was used to describe every breathing pitcher who couldn’t throw a fastball above 90-mph. The only way to stop it was to increase it’s usage to meme-level. I hope it worked.
by Brian B on Feb 15, 2012 7:42 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Other Mike Leake memes:

I can’t remember it’s origin. Did it come from TFM?
And the Mike Leake has “”http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/04/22/dusty-baker-on-mike-leake-his-eyes-were-gentle-eyes/" target="new">gentle eyes" thing from Dusty.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
by -ManBearPig on Feb 15, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
son of a bitch
this is the 2nd time recently SBN has made me look foolish by link failing.
I blame Al Yellon.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
by -ManBearPig on Feb 15, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
Not mine.
I’m just very fond of it.
by the finest muffins on Feb 15, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
I wanna say Riverfront.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Feb 15, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
JCH dominates in food challenges
Would JCH want to die in any other fashion?
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
so did I...
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Feb 16, 2012 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
What ho, fellow reporters of red!
If it pleases you, harken back to a dark chapter in the annals of the Cincinnatus Rogues. October through December in the two thousand and eleventh year of our lord, to be specific. You may recall that the Rogues were finished with their arduous season, and the reporters had watched those dastardly Cardinals ascend to the top of baseball. Frustrated, the good ’tHanwick von Hastings from the house of the Parrot spoke these fateful words:
“The Reds have no money and are talking to no one.”
This pleased the commoners, and this saying soon became bastardized, as sayings are wont to do, as TRHNMATTNO. It was the saying of vogue for a goodly while, and it helped explain the feelings of frustration to the the non believers of the Rogues (heretics)
Then Walt traded for Latos and Marshall, and signed Madson, and the meme didn’t really mean anything anymore.
The secret, is to hit the computer with a hammer
by DerekH91 on Feb 15, 2012 8:59 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
That only started last year?
"guys... Dave Grohl out there rocking out #Iknowhisnamebecausefoofighterenthusiastscussedmeout"--Pat McAfee
tHan's post that I linked up there
Was the first time it appeared as far as I can tell. It might have been on twitter beforehand, though
The secret, is to hit the computer with a hammer
Arrested Development jokes go back to Slyde's reign of terror.
As does Slyde promising that he’ll suck on Dusty Baker’s balls if the Reds made the playoffs in 2010, and Slyde’s new role as a FSO employee is a complete coincidence, I assure you all.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Feb 15, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
I'm looking...
btw, are you the same person as “DTFH91”? Because do those letters stand for what I think they stand for?
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Feb 15, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
So, you aren't DTF?
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
by -ManBearPig on Feb 15, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
(Hard)
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Feb 15, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
I had to google that
Kids nowadays, I mean, gee whiz!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 15, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I had no idea what DTF meant.
Apparemtly, I’m old and out of touch.
darthmom: It's like sabremetrics, but for boobs.
how the heck is this not green yet?
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Well, duh.
I mean, wait what???
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
ok.
If the Reds go to the playoffs this year, I’ll volunteer to become Dusty’s personal sack masseur.
That’s how much I want them to go to the playoffs.
Red Reporter or follow on Twitter: @redreporter
by Slyde on Feb 23, 2010 1:51 PM EST up actions 1 recs
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Feb 15, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
well, formatting didn't work, but you get the picture.
I found it via the good work of justin, in this giddy thread on the dawn of the playoffs.
Brendan links to this on that thread, which is still one of my favorite youtube clips out there.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Feb 15, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
I have only one YouTube video saved in my account
And that’s it.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 15, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
I will always rec anyone who speaks in such an affected fashion
I enjoy it. Don’t judge me!
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
Red Reporter - Creating memes since 1869.
Hello...BOOMSHAKALAKA!
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 15, 2012 9:41 PM EST reply actions
Red Reporter: Creating 69s since we were 18
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
'creds loses bets like the Fed loses money.
Or (sniff, sniff) should I say “lost bets.”
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 15, 2012 10:11 PM EST reply actions
He's taking care of business in his personal life
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
That makes one of us!
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 15, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/Jim Day'd
The secret, is to hit the computer with a hammer
by DerekH91 on Feb 15, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
now that you mention it, he has been missing as of late, hasn't he
Individuality: Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.
Also
They can see it in their eyes. Or someone’s eyes. Whose… Who’s… one of those. To who/whom did the eyes belong to? Was it the Mets? And Orel? Suck it, Duaner?
That was Orel Hershieser's
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Feb 15, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
Cincinnati spelled wrong isn't really a meme, but it is funny.
I also would totally buy the shirt on the right if it came in men’s sizes.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Feb 15, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
'mache auto-rec!
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 15, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
I had the exact same thought.
The V is soooooooo deep only Voley could pull it off.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
by -ManBearPig on Feb 15, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
I'm planning on using
“Um, can I have a balloon?”
any time someone challenges me and I don’t really want to answer.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
by bbjones on Feb 15, 2012 11:40 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Have you seen Joe Vs. the Volcano?
Because “I have no response to that” is my favorite go-to line in those situations. This is the only clip I can find of the line, but it’s trapped inside a weird explication video. Ah, well.
by the finest muffins on Feb 16, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
"...I was an advertising librarian for a medical supply company."
“Oh. I have no response to that.”
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
Very exciting....as a luggage problem.
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
Okay, has anyone else seen Joe Versus the Volcano besides us?
If others have, I’ll start dropping some “I know he can get the job, but can he DO the job?” and “I’m not ARGUING that with you!” in roster construction threads.
by the finest muffins on Feb 16, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
It's been a while since I've seen it...
The only couple of parts I remember was the pitch-perfect tone of the opening credits and “brain-cloud”
You may eventually see a comment directed at me about my relationship with Jim Day
Sweet Jesus, please don’t think I actually had one.
Allow me to explain. While watching the Super Bowl last year, Jim Day tweeted something about the Black Eyed Peas halftime show being awful. I tweeted back agreeing, being that the Black Eyed Peas are the suckiest bunch of sucks whoever sucked.
I then immediately received a direct message on twitter from Jim Day giving me his email address and asking me to contact him. I had no idea what was going on, so I did. He responded by stating that my twitter picture looked familiar, and could I possibly be that chick he hooked up with that one time?
I politely responded that nope, sorry, wasn’t me. He responded again saying he was SURE that it must have been me-he seemed to remember the girl was from Iowa (My twitter ID is HawkeyeBrooke) and asked if I remembered that thing we did that night (there are minors here, I’ll gloss over that part). I again responded in the negative, and he profusely apologized for the confusion. I told him I wasn’t offended by the mistake and wished him a happy rest of winter, then immediately showered in hot water and bleach and drank heavily to try and get those images out of my mind. Unfortunately, there isn’t enough vodka in the world to remove those pictures from my head.
During the whole exchange I was direct messaging Ash my disgust and shock, then of course, posted the story here for posterity sometime around Opening Day of last year. As expected, I haven’t heard the end of it, but I just HAD to share that story.
I still have Jim Day’s email address (hilariously, it’s an AOL account) in case we ever want to have some fun with that.
darthmom: It's like sabremetrics, but for boobs.
by Hawkeye00 on Feb 16, 2012 9:03 AM EST reply actions 11 recs
How did I miss this?
And what did he say y’all did?
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
If 'baby giraffe' isn't a already a pet name for some man's j...
Wait. It already is.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions
"Stand back, here comes Zuri"
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
by btcoop71 on Feb 16, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I'd imagine it is a variation on the Donkey Punch
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
Did the acts involve a giraffe?
I’m just saying, no one really knows how that giraffe died. We just know that Jim Day was there.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Feb 16, 2012 9:39 AM EST up reply actions
you know, you still have his AOL email address
if you want to be the mistress of a Cincinnati TV personality!
Did he go into detail about the thing?
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Feb 16, 2012 10:08 AM EST up reply actions
Yes. I've been trying to brain bleach the image out ever since.
darthmom: It's like sabremetrics, but for boobs.
wow
If he makes a habit of sending those kinds of tweets and yelling at other drivers, he is an embarrassing scandal waiting to happen.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Feb 16, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
I was honestly stunned that someone like him would send such a thing
He was extremely apologetic when he realized he had the wrong girl, but I was flabbergasted that he would even approach someone in the first place.
darthmom: It's like sabremetrics, but for boobs.
I am stunned too
since I started working in a classroom I have become a bit more paranoid about my internet identity, and I am a nobody shit on his shoes forgettable substitute teacher. I wouldn’t even think about doing that if I were semi-famous.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
yup.
I used to use my old nickname as my email and as my internet handle. After a while, I realized that wasn’t a good bit of information for potential employers to have. So, as a result, I changed my email address back to my name at my isp.com and picked up supergrover at most places.
Separation of identities keeps my politics and humor attempts discrete from my work life.
btw, I’m not ashamed of my politics nor of my humor, I just don’t want it to become an issue where my money lies.
Go Reds!
(and gooooo krogering)
I don't have a facebook account because I do so much legal work
I’m deposed quite a bit, and one of the things most attorneys do now is demand access to your facebook posts. Depositions are pretty loose, so even if your attorney objects and anything they find might be excluded at trial, you usually have to log in as yourself and go through your account with them. Your privacy settings do you no good. It’s easier for me to be able to say, “I don’t have facebook or myspace accounts.”
I take precautions like that, and I’m nobody. If I was a semi-public figure, I’d sure as shit never approach a potential former flame.
darthmom: It's like sabremetrics, but for boobs.
So far, I've not been asked, but I'm sure they look them up
But I don’t have a problem with showing them my twitter account. I mainly tweet about sports, and they’re more than welcome to read about my ups and downs with my teams. I’m very careful about never mentioning anything work-related.
darthmom: It's like sabremetrics, but for boobs.
my sister the lawyer
even warns me when I e-mail her that anything I say is subject to discovery.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Oh I'd have to mess with her knowing that, if she was my sister.
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
I think the fact of being famous
actually leads to more of the risky kind of behavior. Feeling above the normal restrictions and some such psuedo-psychology.
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
Send me his AOL address please.
Yep…there is some nice clean fun to be had…
heh heh
Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.
WAIT A SECOND
Didn’t FVA say Day was going to visit his (dying) father-in-law?
Either someone is lying or Jimmer is kinda messed up.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Feb 16, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
He sent me the DM shortly after he got back from his honeymoon
It was one of the reasons I was so grossed out. He had been tweeting about his Hawaii vacation with his new wife just a month or so earlier.
darthmom: It's like sabremetrics, but for boobs.
blechhh
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Feb 16, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
I'd have trolled hard with this if he hadn't blocked me
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
Jim Day likes 90 year old women?
Gross.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Feb 16, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
You know
in the back of my head I had some recollection that Jim Day was involved with some salubrious relationship with someone he ought not have a relationship with.
At least Hawkeye is old enough to fend for herself, which apparently she most capably did.
Still, I don’t much like the guy.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
Yep the poor bastard just comes off as creepy
Hawkeye would kick his sorry butt from one end of GABP to the other and not break a sweat.
It’s the children I fear for…
Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.
yeah
I hadn’t realized he got explicit with her. That is really, really creepy. Though I suppose it’s no worse than courting women by sending them pictures of your crotch, a la Brett Favre and Anthony Weiner.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I guess not worse
tough to call one of those worse or better than the other though…
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
Really?
I think Day sounds way worse here. Favre and Weiner had some kind of relationship with their respective ladies, right? Day sent and explicit message to a stranger saying (I’m paraphrasing here) “Hey, are you that girl I dumptrucked a while ago? Remember me? We did that thing that most people only see in pornos”?
I mean, sending wang pics is bad, fer sher. But if it’s between two consenting adults, I don’t have a problem with it.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 18, 2012 9:55 AM EST up reply actions
Hmmm
I could be not remembering it so well.
Irregardless! Day’s a weirdo.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 18, 2012 10:08 AM EST up reply actions
Favre and Weiners talents, in sports and politics respectively, led them to think they could do no wrong.
I’ve yet to see any talent outside of killing exotic animals that Jim Day appears to have.
by FordhamRam on Feb 18, 2012 10:15 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
That's true.
And for some reason, studies show that television audiences like people with large heads. Go figure.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 18, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
Racist Eric doesn't think much of Jim Day
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
you're not remembering it right
Favre and Weiner did not have any relationship with the people they sent photos to. Favre was basically sexually harassing someone in his workplace who had made it clear that his attentions were not welcome. She says they did not know each other, other than passing in the hallway sometimes. Weiner sent that photo to a Twitter follower who was following him because of her interest in politics, not because she knew him personally.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Something tells me Jenny Sterger isn't as innocent as implied
Ever see her dumbass SI.com articles back in the day? Trashy.
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
Yeah, but did you see what she was wearing?
It screamed for the transmission of revolting photographs of male anatomy via mobile phone.
by ken on Feb 18, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
clever
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 18, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
Now, wait.
Wasn’t there was some ongoing flirty Twitter conversation between them before he junkshot her? I’m not defending him here, I just don’t recall that he found a fan of his, checked out her profile and then assaulted her. I could be wrong. I didn’t follow these stories very closely.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 18, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
I think that was someone else
Weiner eventually admitted to inappropriate tweeting with six women, some of whom welcomed the attention.
The college student who was the target of the infamous photo never even saw it (until it hit the media). Weiner realized he’d accidentally sent it publically, and deleted it before she saw it.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Wait.
Chicks don’t appreciate a nice ding ding daguerreotype every now and again?
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
Says the person without one
Mine is probably my favorite quote ever on RR.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Maybe your favorite non-jch quote.
BK’s sig is pure gold.
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 16, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
Oh yeah, I rotate mine fairly often.
The current one is from Ski School (aka the greatest movie of all time), but I rolled with “Tequila an pancakes, anyone?” for awhile due to it being a hilarious memory from a recent bachelor party.
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 16, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
I am the least funny person I know
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
you gotsta know some funny fuckers then.
The nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery…that’s solid gold, son.
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 16, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
Yep, it's definitely one of the things that made me laugh the hardest
Nice job, Jer
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Feb 16, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions
I'm partial to my sig
which came from this post on Dave Matthews Band. BK drew the obvious correlation, and I’ve sported it ever since. Thanks, BK.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
by ZJiff30 on Feb 16, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Doesn't this whole "explain the meme" thing kinda fly in the face of that?
It’s like pulling back the curtain.
The...the RoastBeefCurtains?
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 17, 2012 10:31 AM EST up reply actions
Ron Swanson is my hero.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Feb 16, 2012 9:39 AM EST up reply actions
i'm awesome & my signature usually let's people know that
i went with “made from 100% recycled awesome,” for a long time, but last season, community blessed me with my new signature.
Adam Scott is my hero
The secret, is to hit the computer with a hammer
by DerekH91 on Feb 16, 2012 10:24 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I change mine all of the time
My current one is when darthmom was explaining the complextities of bra sizing to the boys.
darthmom: It's like sabremetrics, but for boobs.
Mine's from 27bslash6.com
It’s a funny line that I found myself pretending to say to people who were giving me a hard time or maybe just making me wait longer than I wanted to in a grocery check-out line. It always made me laugh. (Sometimes aloud.)
This line is from the same exchange of letters:
I checked with Carol at the mini golf hut and no pants were found on the fence.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2012 10:44 AM EST up reply actions
no matter how many things people disagree about, everyone loves 27b/6
and, boobs just texted me to let me know that a new entry has been posted. time to check it out
The 'Ten Formal Complaints' entry?
It’s been up and then taken down and then re-posted without (I think) the photo-shopped pictures of Justin Beiber. Maybe he took some heat for using copyrighted images? I dunno.
Anyway, what else ya got that we can agree on?
*My wife is watching ‘Mad Men’ which I think is great but also pretty boring. Mostly boring I guess because I’m not sitting down and watching it with her very often.
*We watched Season One of ‘Downton Abbey’ and I liked it but I think things started to get silly in Season Two and I’ve given up on that as well.
*I just bought a used copy of The Rock’s ‘Journey to the Center of the Earth’ to watch with my boys. I’ve never seen a Duane Johnson movie but i hear he’s serviceable as a charismatic action hero. So I’m game.
*A few weeks ago I jokingly told my seven-year old about how when I was in high school I knew it was a good night when I had a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos (which were NEW! at the time) and a twelve-pack of Miller Genuine Draft to share with my friends while we sat in the back of a pick-up truck and listened to the Reds. So for Valentine’s Day he gave me a bag of said Doritos. I’m gonna see if I still like those. You?
*I liked ‘Hugo’ and just yesterday I listened to most of the Jesus and Mary Chain’s Psychocandy which I’ll love forever and ever but I’m guessing you’d hate.
*Also, after Scrabbles mentioned Paul SImon’s ‘Graceland’ I found this track from his terrible failure of a Broadway play. I like this track featuring Paul rapping and cursing about selling weed (~2:50) but I don’t think I’ve ever made it through the rest of the whole album.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
Ah.
Turns out The Rock is in the new sequel to ‘Journey’ but Branden Fraser is in the original. I think over the next few weeks we’re gonna see all of the above.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
my wife is watching mad men, but i am not because i have no interest
i saw the snl parody of downton abbey, that was close enough for me
the rock has made a couple of decent movies. the rundown was rather enjoyable & it had christopher walken. however, the rock was not in journey to the center of the earth. instead you’ll get brendan fraser looking much less in shape than he did in george of the jungle.
i grew up on cooler ranch doritos. doritos vary greatly in quality from bag to bag, but a good bag of doritos (cooler ranch or nacho cheesier) has always been hard to beat
no interest in hugo & i’m sure i would hate psychocandy
everything from paul simon is awesome & graceland is one of the greatest albums ever recorded
also, the new one isn't the 10 formal complaints one
it has a pretty great story about a monkey & funny employee of the month plaques
Link, please.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
You should probably watch Mad Men, it's awesome
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Feb 16, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions
Bored me to death.
I LOVE Christina Hendricks, but I can’t sit through it. If there aren’t any characters I care about, then there’s no point to it. I watched several episodes yet couldn’t give a crap about anyone on that show, so I didn’t care what they did nor said.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 16, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
Are there really 'Cool Ranch' AND 'Cooler Ranch'?
I’m going to have to check to see which my son got me.
I wanna see ‘Rundown.’ Had forgotten about it being on my list. (A buddy of mine checks with me periodically to see if I’ve seen either that or “Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.” I still haven’t seen either.) But ‘The Rundown’ was directed by Peter Berg who did ‘Friday Night Lights’ (the movie, and then got the ball rolling with the great great tv show) and also ‘Very Bad Things’ which I loved.
Favorite/favored Christopher Walken role?: Pulp Fiction or True Romance? The Deer Hunter or The Dead Zone?
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
wikipedia says that Cooler Ranch was only used for a brief period of time.
I really liked The Rundown; that’s the one with Walken and Sean William Scott? And that Scottish dude from Trainspotting randomly showing up? Yeah, that was fun.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
Cy, was it you who earlier this week dissed Trader Joe's beers?
I haven’t had many of theirs but I highly rec’ the very affordable Stockyard oatmeal stout.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
That sounds like something I would do.
I’m probably a bit too snobby when it comes to beer. I’ll either go for a $8-10 sixer or just get a 12 of Tecate.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Feb 16, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
Try drinking dos eqquis for 10 straight days
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
mine's a baseball take
on one of my favorite lines from Blazing Saddles.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Feb 16, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
Mine needs no explanation.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 16, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
I love Joey Votto.
It’s also funny to think about how long Dave Cameron has lusted for Votto with silly trade proposals. Dave Cameron is going to be awfully disappointed when Votto signs with the Dodgers in the 2013-14 offseason instead of his beloved Mariners.
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Feb 18, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
Depends on how the ownership situation plays out
If it’s still a mess (unlikely, but possible) then the Dodgers may be out.
The secret, is to hit the computer with a hammer
Yeah, I'm assuming there will be a new Dodgers owner by then.
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Feb 18, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
Flagged.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 18, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
i would just like to say that the word meme is quickly becoming my least favorite word in the world
it seems like it’s been a couple of years since i declared “calling things memes is the newest meme”
i expected the use of the word to end pretty quickly, but it lives on & it nauseates me!
Can anyone explain to me the difference between a meme and an inside joke?
Is a meme just an inside joke on the internet?
by the finest muffins on Feb 16, 2012 9:56 AM EST up reply actions
Pretty much.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2012 9:58 AM EST up reply actions
Meme is just a fancy word to make people feel cool.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Feb 16, 2012 10:01 AM EST up reply actions
Yep. I hate the word meme
Inside joke works just as well and makes more sense.
darthmom: It's like sabremetrics, but for boobs.
I think the word meme is more generally defined
as a zeitgeist-y shared experience that most people can relate to or understand. And the internet is the fastest and most efficient way of connecting people that history has ever seen, so memes spread very quickly.
I think it’s different from an inside joke, and actually quite the opposite of an inside joke. An inside joke would be one that a small group of people shares, whereas a meme is something that is pervasive and accessible. “Linsanity” would be a meme, as would “that’s what she said”.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 16, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
Nice, Chuck.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 16, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
I disagree a little bit.
If memes need explaining (the whole theory of this thread’s existence) then they’re not completely “pervasive and accessible.”
by the finest muffins on Feb 16, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
Right
Which is why the title of the thread should be “Explain your inside jokes”.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 16, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions
Wait for it....

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
...aaaaand.. BOOM!

He’s real and he’s better than any of our thirty-seven mascots.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think of it more as a "motif"
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
What the hell is Genetic Variation thinking when he comes up with this shit?
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2012 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
A meme catches like wildfire, an inside joke stays inside.
An inside joke is “Suck it, Duaner!” and a meme is Dental Plan
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Feb 16, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
Maybe, however

Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
by btcoop71 on Feb 16, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
suck it duaner & it's variations were on the same level as dental plan at one point
it just died out
a meme is self-sufficient,
inside joke relies on a shared memory that outsiders wouldn’t get.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
outsiders don't get dental plan
heck, i’m a huge simpsons fan & been on rr forever and i barely get dental plan
I don't know what you mean by either of those phrases.
I feel very, very outside.
by the finest muffins on Feb 16, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
I believe those two are actually in the wiki
They’re that old!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
The answers you seek can be found at zombo.com
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Feb 16, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
It's a big day for Charlie Scrabbles!
and this time, it’s bringing along Ric Flair, Hulk Hogan & John Cena!
/shoots 'tHan in face with bazooka
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 16, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
No, dirtbrain
It’s a real bazooka, like totally exploding in your face.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 16, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
Too late
Your head has already blown up, and there is disgusting bodily juices all over the place.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 16, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
/Doom2'd
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 16, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
when's Doom 4 coming out?
Doom 3 was too dark and scary. I just wanna shoot things.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I'm not sure.
Soon, I hope. I’ll have to dust off my plasma canon.
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 16, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
and we're back to euphemisms
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
You are dead
Bazooka’d to death.
PWOOOSCHHHHHHHHH ka-POOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 16, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
murder's not cool
especially of people I like. You should kill bin Laden or somebody like that.
Follow on Twitter: @jluckhaupt. Buy The Wire-to-Wire Reds today!
Yeah Charlie
get a submarine, find bind Laden’s head and kill it!
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Feb 17, 2012 9:31 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Cumb'd.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 17, 2012 10:39 AM EST up reply actions
good news, i found more pictures of the upcoming film
perhaps i’ll share them later & you can come up with another fun way of killing me!
they're even including the iron sheik!
this is going to be must see for all baby carrot and/or wrestling enthusiasts
"Stubbs the Zombie" hasn't gained a great deal of traction as a meme, but I'm always hopeful

by ken on Feb 16, 2012 12:31 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
since this is a non-baseball thread
anyone know about the Landmark Forum and the Education series? (no, i’m not considering it.) what have you heard about it?
me neither
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
Skeptics Dictionary has an entry regarding it
http://www.skepdic.com/landmark.html
Go Reds!
(and gooooo krogering)
There are often complaints about our current tagline.
I like it myself. But even when initially proposed by boohiss, it got no support.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
there are some real gems in that thread, too.
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 16, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
And if you want an insta-green comment, turn someone else's phrase into a new tagline, for instance:
“Red Reporter: There are often complaints about our current tagline.”
by the finest muffins on Feb 16, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Seinfeld references!
Also, making fun of ’credsy (rest his good soul), making fun of WLBs, and a good twss joke.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 16, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
'credsy = nycredsfan
WLBs = whiny little bitches (St. Louis Cardinals), twss = “that’s what she said”.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 16, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions
Follow the key at the bottom of your map in the latest edition of Highlights for Children.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 16, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Raven Riley turns of phrase, perhaps as well
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
For those not in the know...
…Bo Diaz was a Reds catcher in the 1980’s. After he retired to his home in Venezuala, he died a tragic death when he fell off the roof while attempting to install a satellite dish. It’s pretty morbid to joke about such things, especially about a Reds player, but it most certainly is a comical way to meet your maker.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 16, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions
New tagline:
“Red Reporter: When Bo Diaz went Direc(TV) to Heaven. Just like Johhhhhn Kennedy… Juuunnnyyaaaaaa. He took about as much damage as the side of Jason LaRue’s face. (that’s what she said.) At least, that’s what it said on Ask Jeeves. If you don’t believe me, you can shut the fuck up right now.”
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
by boobs on Feb 16, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
You can usually get some traction out of Josh Hancock, Corey Lidle, and maaaaaaaaaybe Daryl Kile
by Brendanukkah on Feb 16, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
Geez, and they say Dusty kills pitchers
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Feb 17, 2012 9:12 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
DEFINITELY not Nick Adenhart.
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
Yeah, I agree with that one
While I don’t condone mocking the dead, I admit there can be some amusement about stupid ways to die. Hancock getting shitfaced after a game and driving into a parked car earned an eyeroll from me.
Adenhart’s truly tragic, however. I still cry when I read the story about his dad going out into the empty stadium the next day just to stand on the mound where his son had been a few hours before.
darthmom: It's like sabremetrics, but for boobs.
I had forgotten about Adenhart, and went to Wikipedia to refresh my memory.
One of the other passengers in the car with Adenhart survived internal decapitation.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Feb 17, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
and shit was not the best term there
i just didn’t know another better word to use, i apologize if that sounds like i am callous, I am just really really amazed.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
he didn't fall off a roof
it was much more graphic. the dish shifted and crushed his head and neck.
Go Reds!
(and gooooo krogering)
When he pick up his hammer and saw
by Howie Feltersnatch on Feb 17, 2012 9:48 AM EST up reply actions
What did he see?
Go Reds!
(and gooooo krogering)
by supergrover on Feb 17, 2012 10:04 AM EST up reply actions
The Watitee Sea?
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
I never got that joke.
"guys... Dave Grohl out there rocking out #Iknowhisnamebecausefoofighterenthusiastscussedmeout"--Pat McAfee
No.
Best I can come up with is that it’s about a seesaw or something.
"guys... Dave Grohl out there rocking out #Iknowhisnamebecausefoofighterenthusiastscussedmeout"--Pat McAfee
It's playing on the two different meanings of "saw."
1. The past tense of “see,” and
2. a tool, perhaps used in conjunction with a hammer
When written in its entirety:
“I see,” said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw.…it’s also playing on the literal and figurative meanings of the phrase, “I see.”
by the finest muffins on Feb 17, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
.....wow.
"guys... Dave Grohl out there rocking out #Iknowhisnamebecausefoofighterenthusiastscussedmeout"--Pat McAfee
Go ahead and esssplain denn TFM!
This would be the thread for that.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 17, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, just wanted to make sure I wasn't missing a joke of some kind.
I often do.
by the finest muffins on Feb 17, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
SEE
DICK
SAW
JANE
Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.
by Madville on Feb 17, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
We often joke that something should be a FanShot™, and that no one reads FanShots™.
We joke that a comment should be a FanShot™ if it’s its own topic, as opposed to part of a conversation. If a comment is too long, we often will say it should have been a FanShot™.
Also, if someone makes a FanPost™that is lame or too dang short, the community will join the Mods in decrying that it should have been a FanShot™. This often happens when someone just wants to throw a poll up without a story to match, and they end up blabbering to meet the character minimums set by SBNation.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
For instance...
This should have been a FanPost.
I keed, I keed.
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 16, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Nope, I sink like a rock.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Feb 16, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
And you're a godamned meme too, btw.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Feb 16, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
Multiple flags
Insensitive and offensive
Cleavage is more offensive than taking the Lord’s name in vain.
Pretty messed up corporate culture here, gang
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
Yore lord
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Feb 16, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
landlord?
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Feb 16, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
lord humongous
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Feb 16, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
lord forgivous
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
Huh?
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 16, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
@

Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Feb 17, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I don't know
the flag goes in your permanent record. I hope you can live with that.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Feb 17, 2012 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
I'd like to be able to see how many flags and recs and stuff I've received over the years
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
29, now!
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Feb 17, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
me, too!
How many flags and such does I gots?
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 17, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
Do me!
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 17, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
Listen, I like kids. But this is not a kid's environment, this is like HBO. No limits. Who knows what I'm going to say? Crazy stuff. And it is R-rated.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
How come we can't see that about ourselves?
Like, I don’t even know if I’ve ever been flagged. Gee, I wonder what I said?
And when you go look on your page, at your list of comments, they should highlight the ones that went green.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
Don't ask me why this mod shit is the way it is
And you have been flagged once, but it was by the system. You get a “potential spam” flag if you post a comment that contains more than five links.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 17, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
that sucks.
I’ll have to try harder to piss somebody off.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
That explains...half of mine.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 18, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
because flags don't matter
no one ever notices them & nothing is ever done about them. the function should probably be removed
They are always noticed
and action is taken if necessary. It just usually isn’t.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 18, 2012 9:57 AM EST up reply actions
i've been told several times that unless there are multiple flags they are not noticed
flags are like the appendix of red reporter
I check them
There’s a whole page to check recent flags and everything.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 18, 2012 10:09 AM EST up reply actions
I think the reason flags seem inefficient
is that we normally just hash it out in the comments if someone steps out of line.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 18, 2012 10:13 AM EST up reply actions
Red Reporter: The blog where the content is made up and the flags don't matter.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Feb 18, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You were a mod, a long time ago, right?
Boobs still has his powers, even if his name isn’t on the page anymore, I think Slyde does as well.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
I don't think I've retained any powers.
And I don’t think ’KRP wants me checking to see if I have.
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 17, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
I can only guess at mine.
I’ll take the over on 20.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Feb 17, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions
Don't flatter yourself, Pops
Five.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 17, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
And two of those are from yesterday
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 17, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions
Really?
Which post?
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Feb 17, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions
You mean somebody flagged
“godamned?” Ha!
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Feb 17, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
The Flying Spaghetti Monster protests!
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Feb 17, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I think OBC really has the goddamned time to flag every post with goddamn.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
Oh, obc? Then fine, sure.
Let’s carry on.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Feb 17, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
I still dig ya Pops
But I hate that word. So do others but they refuse to speak up. Cowards!
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
A word is only context and intent
with the empowerment of the reader. But, I love you too.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Feb 17, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
I clearly have to work harder.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Feb 17, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
And in contrast, my recs?
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 17, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
Only mods have this power? No other way to view?
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
I have to inspect your member to see it
/ModJoke’d
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Feb 17, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Are you able to reproduce what my flags were for, and the text of them?
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
Ok then
How many Rec’s ?
How many Flags
How many Blow Me’s
Do I have?
Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.
I probably haven't gotten flagged.
But I probably will now.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Consider it done

Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.
by Madville on Feb 18, 2012 2:30 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I hope I get banned one of these days.
Then I’ll get more shit done around the house.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Feb 17, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I'm not the only one?
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Feb 17, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck that, I'm not doing it.
Pops is, like, 28% of why I show up around here.
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 17, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
I tore my dress, such
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Feb 17, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
I'd like to try that. Had a glass of this earlier tonight at a half-price draught happy hour:

~10.0% ABV
Hairy.
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
I heard on Monday
that the local sports bar was getting two kegs of Pliny the Younger that they were opening at 4pm Monday. Since I had other obligations (like picking up the kids) I couldn’t go. Plus I bet there were 6 zillion people in line, probably starting at noon.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
Two kegs of Pliny the Younger?!?

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Feb 16, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
i'm guessing they were gone in an hour
even though they were charging $14 for a 14 oz pour.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
That's gougeriffic.
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 17, 2012 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
I heard that a local sports bar (in Philly) has barbeque, XBox and is owned by Mike Costanzo
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
Y'all dumb mammajammas still awake?
Here’s some Redsbait for you:
2009 Laynce absolutely murdering what Eno Sarris calls The Worst Pitch in Baseball.
A comparison of $/WAR via position. Nothing you don’t know: GMs love ‘em some dingers, don’t care about defense.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
GMs love ‘em some dingers
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Cincy Jungle: Where the Rocky Mountains are in the Pacific Ocean
by sexsalad on Feb 17, 2012 7:42 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
There's a link under "Get to Know Red Reporter" on the front page on the left side. :)
by angeeh on Feb 17, 2012 7:20 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
you have to set up a new account to edit it
which is why nobody gets around to updating it.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Exactly.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 17, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
Are you pitching to Juan Francisco?
Be sure to wear some pommade in your hair.
For if you pitch
to Juan Francisco
gonna be
some rockets hit back there.
Go Reds!
(and gooooo krogering)
As a professional poet may I analize your work S,G ?
I am hooked by the opening line as it sets up a burning personal yet universal question regarding action in the world. Line 2 is supportive, yet graceful and sensitive as it paints a picture of simple yet heroic sense of man standing alone against the winds of chaos.. Lines 3 and 4 create a mathematical tension in their structure, preparing the way for resolution.. Line 5 is the ‘Great =’s Sign’ and line 6 is resolving, dynamic and bordering on orgasmic. I wept.
The overall fluidity conjoined with multiple dynamic transitions speaks to conflict and the human condition in a very powerful, personal and optimistic manner.
Brilliant!
Bravo!
Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.
Maybe if I have some time I'll get the old guitar out and sing a chorus for you all
Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.
because there mads sat at the corner of the bar as I broke another string on my ol' guitar
someone call a cab, maddy won’tcha pay my tab?
This really should a Fan Shot. I rarely attend the bar without a slop bucket these days.

Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.
Jim Day blocked me too after I told him his jokes suck.
He got super defensive and his followers came to his rescue. The funniest part is that he overreacted yet criticized me for overreacting. I made one tweet and got 25 in return. Pretty funny.
by GrooveLeg on Feb 17, 2012 2:07 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Jon Heyman called me out and I didn't even use his twitter handle
Jim Day is a thick-skinned motherfucker compared to that.
Follow on Twitter: @jluckhaupt. Buy The Wire-to-Wire Reds today!
I dunno
Jim Day wanted to beat up Alan right there in the street.
I wonder what would have happened if Alan hadn’t recognized him and called him by name. Seems like he only apologized when he realized he wasn’t anonymous.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Jon Heyman sought me out to tell me he didn't like me
Day may have just been in a fit of rage, lost in the moment. Heyman had to look for someone to be upset at.
Follow on Twitter: @jluckhaupt. Buy The Wire-to-Wire Reds today!
Must have hit pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh?

"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 17, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
Buh Buh but...
Yore famous!
It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 17, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
so Slyde should use twitter to try and fuck Hawkeye!
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
I know what you were trying to do
It was weird.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 17, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Yossi has ten ears.
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 17, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
Justin has a good heart and means well
and also an unfortunate tendency to say things that make you want to hit him with a frying pan.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Feb 18, 2012 6:33 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Does anyone take him seriously when he says stuff like that?
I think of it like dyslexia of Justin’s common sense.
His forays into comedy usually are for the worst, unless he’s not trying to be funny at all when it turns out hilarious. It all adds to the charm of Justin.
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
yeah, but
it takes awhile to catch on. To people who are new or don’t post here much, it can be downright appalling.
Which reminds me…the frying pan thing is probably another thing that should be explained. One of Justin’s ex-girlfriends hit him with a frying pan. Red Reporter, where we joke about domestic violence.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
This is a meme!
We have a fair amount of grammar- and punctuation-savy folks ‘round here. In the face of the entire internet mixing the words your and you’re, we’ve taken to just purposely screwing it up as a way to mock those who screw it up. The spelling of choice in this case is “yore.”
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 17, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
Hmm, I have always thought that intentional use of yore (around these parts)
was used as a marker to indicate that an insulting phrase contained no malicious intent, and is only in jest. That, and sometimes as a commentary on Yossi.
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
It's the andromache signal!
Now I must head to my secret lair to write a 3,000 essay that will offend an equal percentage of readers as the original headline!
by andromache on Feb 18, 2012 9:05 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
SBN wrote a "come on dude...what the hell?" sort of piece
with just the most hilarious responses. Lots of “Hey I’m a white dude I don’t see the big deal”
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
"This isn't the 60's anymore: therefore, there can't be racism!"
The secret, is to hit the computer with a hammer
Sort of like...
“People don’t complain to me, even though I’d just tell them to blow me. So no one must be complaining.”
and
“If I can rationalize it as being OK by my judgment, then it must be OK, even if others say it is a problem.”
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 18, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
Veiled potshots at others are fun!
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
I might bring it up in every thread he does it in.
Like this one. But let’s not pretend that I’m the problem.
I’m attacking what he’s doing, not who he is. And until you can manage having a rational conversation about it, butt out.
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 19, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
keep going around trolling madville
and i’ll keep flagging your comments.
i doubt either of our tactics is going to have the desired results
by 'tHan on Feb 19, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
hmm
i used to make fun of JohnU when he was here and then Charlie Scrabbles emailed me and told me to stop.
I used to reply to jsutin’s posts questioning whatever he said, and then jch24 told me to stop.
I really don’t have a very good sense of humor, so I just make fun of other people to try to get everyone else to like me.
Red Reporter: I really don’t have a very good sense of humor, so I just make fun of other people to try to get everyone else to like me.
/green’d
Follow on Twitter: @jluckhaupt. Buy The Wire-to-Wire Reds today!
by Slyde on Feb 18, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Red Reporter: We still don't like you.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
...since 1869
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 18, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
Real?

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 19, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Here. Since that one has a pretty girl in it, I'd imagine that a basement-dwelling numbers freak like yourself will probably prefer this one that's kinda like a spray chart.

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 19, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
have you see the video of the chick thinking she just had a fart while sharing a hot tub?
Pretty damn gross.
Follow on Twitter: @jluckhaupt. Buy The Wire-to-Wire Reds today!
that's kinda what it looked like
except the other people in the hot tub had a look of horror on their face as they jumped out of the tub
Follow on Twitter: @jluckhaupt. Buy The Wire-to-Wire Reds today!
Yep, I've seen it....it's hilariously gross
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
not it
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 20, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
@Pops Red Reporter:
Ah, fuck you.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Feb 18, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
i'm confused.
Is a cat a ray?
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
It’s DJ Kitty.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
by -ManBearPig on Feb 19, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
Yabbit...
That’s still not a ray. Rays live in the ocean. Cats hate water. IDGI.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
This reminds me of
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Feb 18, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
aaaaand I just realized Alan posted this 2 days before me in this very thread.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
It's no problem. We have several cat-loving Red Reporters. We're kinda like one of those crazy old ladies your see on the news every once in a while.

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 19, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
This is such an Alan post.
"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo
by Yossarian22 on Feb 19, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Why? Which one is Alan?
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
The one that looks like a cat.
How to make your marriage work:
TELL YOUR WIFE SHE LOOKS PRETTY, EVEN IF SHE LOOKS LIKE A TRUCK.
Ricky - age 10
BubbaFan?
We finally get to see all of your pets
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Feb 22, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
Wait...where are the fish?!?
WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE FISH?!?!?
"If she’s already pregnant, you’re gold." - Hawkeye00
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 23, 2012 1:41 AM EST up reply actions

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