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These bats have suffered a long, cold, lonely winter.  They huddle in a corner, wondering where their next swing will come from.  You can help.  For just a few dollars a day, you can change lives.  Please, these bats are suffering for lack of pine tar, swollen and warped from lack of use.  It's up to you.

Blog Red Machine compares some hitting graphs from Brandon Phillips and Drew Stubbs
There are very stark differences between the two. In fact, you aren't likely to find two hitters on the Reds who have more different plate approaches than these two. The end results are surprisingly similar though, as their career wOBAs are nearly identical (.328/.329). But Phillips has a great contact rate, and Stubbs is one of the worst in the league in that regard.

I always thought Mo Egger was old
He's not. But Mo Egger is kind of an old man's name, right? I would expect a man named Mo Egger to be long retired from some antiquated occupation like buggy manufacturing, carpetbagging, or phrenology. I should have put it all together long ago, but I don't live in the Cincy area and I've never heard him on the radio. But I mean, the man has a picture of himself on his blog and everything. I guess I always figured that was someone else, like a mascot or a stock photo found by searching "Reds fan" on Shutterstock.

Anyway, the Big League Stew asked the Egg Man to list the 10 best things about being a Reds fan. It's a strong list, written by a man who loves his Reds and knows a lot about them. The best reason is the Reds two best players, Joey Votto and Brandon Phillips. Also mentioned are the newly developed area around the park, Barry Larkin, and Pete Rose. Check out the whole list. It got me that much more excited about the upcoming season.

Fay ruminates on third base
Basically, everything depends on Scott Rolen remaining healthy. Of course, that's a relative term. A healthy Joey Votto is going to play 160 games. A healthy Scott Rolen will probably top out at 120-130 games. Fortunately, they do have some viable alternatives. Juan Francisco and Todd Frazier are the most likely back ups, and both are perfectly capable of playing quality baseball. Of course, everything here is ifs and buts.

Doug Gray looks at the list of prospects with invitations to Spring Training
and discusses their chances of breaking out with the big league club. It's all a good, informative overview, but here's the snippet about Andrew Brackman:

"The Reds brought Brackman in this offseason on a minor league deal. He has Major League quality stuff, and claims he has figured out his control problems that he struggled with in 2011 in the minors for the Yankees. If the Reds bullpen weren’t stacked, I would suggest that he has a chance to find a spot with a good showing. However, the Reds bullpen is pretty stacked and I think that unless an injury or two happens, he will find his way back to AAA."

Mark Sheldon has his omnibus Spring Training preview
It's got everything you need to know heading into Spring Training, so if you've been away all winter or if you just feel like brushing up, I recommend clicking on through.

The Roy Oswalt sitch just won't resolve
Resolve, damn you! Why won't you resolve! While Walt Jocketty reiterated that he thinks RoyO will end up with the Rangers, Jayson Stark says that ain't gonna happen. At this point, I really don't think he's going to end up in Cincy. But it remains unresolved.

I haven't listened to it yet myself
but Redleg Nation Radio talks to Devin Mesoraco about preparing for his first big league season.

Jay Bruce is featured in a commercial for the new MLB 2K12
with two other lefties, CJ Wilson and David Price. That's kinda neat, huh? All of them are left-handed! I think that's neat! Oh yeah, and some chick.

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this needs 30+ recs!!!

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by obc2 on Feb 15, 2012 10:41 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I think I'm too old to rec it.

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 15, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

nope

she is just too young for you to buy her a drink before hand!

"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo

by Yossarian22 on Feb 15, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

If that young woman somehow fell into my universe...

we’d not likely be in a situation where I could buy her a drink.

Now, if I gave her $40 for babysitting my kids and then her drove her home because her boyfriend had to borrow her car…

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 15, 2012 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

That girl is too ridiculous to exist.

Where’s Kathy Ireland?

A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.

by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Feb 15, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I miss Kathy Ireland

She was my favorite in 6th grade even with the 20 year age differnce.

I would name the mother Kathy on Oregon Trail when I would play in school.

Whoever lives past today and comes home safely will rouse himself each year on this day, show his neighbors his scars, and tell embellished stories of all their great feats of battle.

by brown11b on Feb 15, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

...which is totally normal

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Feb 15, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I was in 6th grade damnit

Dont judge children!

Whoever lives past today and comes home safely will rouse himself each year on this day, show his neighbors his scars, and tell embellished stories of all their great feats of battle.

by brown11b on Feb 15, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Never hinder a childs' imagination!!

How do you think the world gets all these Dr.s, Cops & Swim models??

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by Kidd2Petrovic on Feb 15, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I met Kathy Ireland, 3 things that I remember from that meeting:

1. She was really fucking tall
2. She was quite pretty with minimal make-up etc.
3. she was very nice, but alas struck me as dumber than a board.

Unfortunately she was also a model…see what they make models do!!!

Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.

by Madville on Feb 16, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

That gif is prurient

Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.

by Madville on Feb 16, 2012 3:38 AM EST up reply actions  

This is making RedReporter NSFW

I have to quickly scroll down the thread as much as I want to leave it focus on this.

Whoever lives past today and comes home safely will rouse himself each year on this day, show his neighbors his scars, and tell embellished stories of all their great feats of battle.

by brown11b on Feb 15, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

click on the title and the body of the comment will collapse

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Feb 15, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I guess Upton left him for the guy paving his driveway.

Also, Rovell proposing to a woman, even as a joke, when his wife is pregnant is a bit weird.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Feb 15, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks jch

I never knew that was possible.

This should be SBNation tip of the day.

The more you know…

Whoever lives past today and comes home safely will rouse himself each year on this day, show his neighbors his scars, and tell embellished stories of all their great feats of battle.

by brown11b on Feb 15, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I WAS wondering about that

but I thought I was alone…

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by Slyde on Feb 15, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

No, you're not alone. It's..

come on.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 15, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

This is true only if the picture is easy on the eyes

if it’s something no one wants to see, always omit the subject line

by pack_fan on Feb 15, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

i disagree

i think you should do it for everything, like Brownb is at work, he probably wants to minimize that.

"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo

by Yossarian22 on Feb 15, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

This I will not minimize

And good feelings about this picture still push me to rec it

Whoever lives past today and comes home safely will rouse himself each year on this day, show his neighbors his scars, and tell embellished stories of all their great feats of battle.

by brown11b on Feb 15, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

yea

i was confused for the longest time why everyone bitched when there was no subject line

by vottomatic on Feb 15, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

This is also prurient

Where the hell are the mods…

Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.

by Madville on Feb 16, 2012 3:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd.

But now I can’t shake loose the image of Madville sitting on the pot.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2012 9:17 AM EST up reply actions  

LOL

Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.

by Madville on Feb 17, 2012 3:18 AM EST up reply actions  

I can't believe

Jay Bruce knows Kate Upton. Some guys have all the luck.

Joey Votto is Canadien?

by dcannon5 on Feb 15, 2012 10:33 AM EST reply actions  

I wasn't aware Kate uptown was only 19

Ack. The SI cover model should at least be in their 20s, dammit

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by obc2 on Feb 15, 2012 10:40 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

If it makes you feel better

she will be 20 soon

Joey Votto is Canadien?

by dcannon5 on Feb 15, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I am of the age where I should not be thinking about how anything about a 19 or 20 year old swimsuit model can make me 'feel better.'

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 15, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

yessir

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Feb 15, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

.

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 15, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

HLM is Newt?

Well, that explains a lot…

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by BubbaFan on Feb 16, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

you said business days..

this is 5.. very good guess

The ends justify the means

by Highlifeman21 on Feb 22, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought he was married?

I’m assuming not anymore, though. That’s a bummer. Or maybe it’s not?

Probably best that we don’t all share our entire personal lives on here.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 15, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

just because you're married

doesn’t mean you can’t have a girlfriend!

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by BubbaFan on Feb 16, 2012 6:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of which

Seen the ads for The Lorax? It’s not nearly as political as it should be.

by crolfer on Feb 16, 2012 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Same

Hearing Danny DeVito as the voice totally ripped my guts out.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 16, 2012 10:29 AM EST up reply actions  

They've ruined the rest of Dr. Seuss' bibliography

Why stop now?

The gross and net result of it is that people who spent most of their natural lives riding iron bicycles over the rocky roadsteads of this parish get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their bicycle as a result of the interchanging of the atoms of each of them and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who are nearly half people and half bicycles…

by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 16, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey.

There was nothing at all wrong with ‘Horton.’

And when I saw the preview for ‘The Lorax’ I was intrigued/excited. But I have three young kids so perhaps I’m seeing things from a different perspective than ya’ll.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

FWIW The educational PBS show with Martin Short is really good.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 17, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Agree. We're fans.

We even did a Cat in the Hat themed birthday party for our three-year old last fall.

by ken on Feb 17, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

They didn't ruin the Grinch.

Boris Karloff rocked.

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by bbjones on Feb 17, 2012 12:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Nope.

My kids refuse to watch movies, so I haven’t seen any of them.

"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville

by bbjones on Feb 17, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Used to be..

Divorce is a Hell of a drug..

could very well be a blessing in disguise, but it’s definitely been the bestest most awesome time of my life over the last almost year..

The ends justify the means

by Highlifeman21 on Feb 22, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

not about 20..

she IS 20, moddamnit..

and, there’s a very solid chance she’s joining me for the trip to Cincinnati first weekend in April for Game 2

The ends justify the means

by Highlifeman21 on Feb 22, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

She was in it last year

….at 18

Joey Votto is Canadien?

by dcannon5 on Feb 15, 2012 10:42 AM EST reply actions  

well at least she's of age for child labor laws....

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by Kidd2Petrovic on Feb 15, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Roy's gotta be feeling the pressure

It’s only a few days until pitchers and catchers report, and he’s having trouble finding a team.

Respect my authoritah!

by BigBadBruce on Feb 15, 2012 10:44 AM EST reply actions  

I think the fact that he hasn't yet signed a contract..

is an indication that he’s not feeling any pressure.

My guess is that his agent has told him to sit back and wait for the right club to make the right offer. And I think his agent is probably right.

What is Roy Oswalt going to do in Spring Training that he couldn’t do by getting out of his LaZBoy and walking through his money-pile room to his own personal training facility?

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 15, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

yep

Roy will find a place to play, he is just particular, and wants to be close to home.

Now a 29 year old journeyman with 15 MLB innings, who has yet to find a minor league deal, he is feeling the pressure.

"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo

by Yossarian22 on Feb 15, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

not see his lovely farm in Mississippi, for one.

The latest talk is him on the Royals, which I am 110% for.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Feb 15, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but don't you think as they get closer to the start of baseball season

that would knock his price down, wouldn’t it? I don’t really know if it would, I’m just asking your opinion

Respect my authoritah!

by BigBadBruce on Feb 15, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

It might. But I don't think he cares much about whatever the difference is between $7M and $9M.

I think he wants to sign with a team that will play in October and he evidently wants to sign with a team that’s close to Graceland or some shit like that.

I also think at this point he’s getting excited about getting some team’s fans’ nipples hard when he signs DURING SPRING TRAINING!!!!????!!!!

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 15, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm no Elvis fan, but I guess I can thank that bloated greaser for inspiring

this piece of gold.

Speaking of which, I’ve known a “human trampoline” or two in my day. I miss those days a bit.

It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 15, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I picked up that record when I was a freshman in college (shit, that was like 10 years ago)

I had a pretty nice speaker system, and I would blast that down the halls with the door and windows open. I wasn’t too popular on the floor that term, but those dicks could go climb a tree for all I cared.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 15, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Word.

It's not how far you go, it's how go you far. - Dave Marshak

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 15, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Sheldon claims that Leake is competing for the 5th spot

While he (rightly) feels Latos, Cueto, and Arroyo have locked down a spot, he is pretty sure Bailey is close to a sure bet for the 4th spot, while Leake will be competing with Chapman and Francis for the 5th spot.

It makes me wonder who the misguided one is, is it Sheldon, or have the Reds really made it apparent to those around them that Leake does not have an automatic spot. I don’t know what Mike Leake needs to proof in one month of exhibition baseball that he didn’t prove last season.

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by Yossarian22 on Feb 15, 2012 10:48 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

probably just a motivational tactic

To keep Leake’s mind on ball and not ganja/tshirts.

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by obc2 on Feb 15, 2012 11:05 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Leake > Bailey

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by jch24 on Feb 15, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Yep

Hopefully he’ll be on a short leash, since we’ve got viable options to replace him this year

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by DerekH91 on Feb 15, 2012 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Just like last year, right?

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by kcgard2 on Feb 16, 2012 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I'll politely disagree

Both on Bronson being an asshole and him being a waste of a roster slot. Anyone can have one off year, but is he struggles his first 10 starts this year it will be no bueno.

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by obc2 on Feb 15, 2012 11:46 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

They've stuck with Bailey through a whole lot already.

And the guy is coming off the best season he’s had yet, so it wouldn’t surprise me at all if he gets a rotation spot despite a bad spring.

The fact that he’s out of options almost guarantees it.

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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 15, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

his best year was still significantly worse than Leake's

Bailey has been mediocre over the last two years, Leake has been pretty decent.

Bailey has done nothing to earn a spot, no questions asked, in the rotation.

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by Yossarian22 on Feb 15, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

I think it's all about options

Weren’t you the one complaining that the Reds had no depth at starting pitching after all those trades?

Leake has options. Bailey doesn’t.

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by BubbaFan on Feb 15, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

exactly

I’ve been wondering for awhile now if Leake could get sent to AAA simply because he has options. This mostly depends on whether Chapman is let into the rotation, and if they are truly willing to stick to their word about keeping Chapman in the majors. That last part is the key though, and I could see them going back on that since it’s fairly clear that Leake is a better rotation choice right now (most likely, at least). Not sure how they’ll go about Francis, since its likely they will want to keep him if they can.

by pack_fan on Feb 15, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Stick to their word?

I thought Jocketty said recently that Chapman could start the year in AAA.

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by Slyde on Feb 15, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I was referring to what they said at the beginning of the offseason

maybe “stick to their word” is the wrong way to say it, since it wasn’t necessarily a promise, nor is it one worth sticking to given the current situation. Hadn’t heard what he said recently, but it makes so much sense that it doesn’t surprise me.

by pack_fan on Feb 15, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I think we've been making too big a deal of one, long-ago Jocketty comment.

Maybe pre-Latos, pre-Madson, pre-Marshall it made more sense that they’d want to keep Chapman on the major league roster, but with a shored up pitching staff, there’s flexibility to let him develop more.

by the finest muffins on Feb 15, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

it's more than one comment

Teh Fay talked to Jocketty again recently, and he again said Chapman’s going to start.

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by BubbaFan on Feb 15, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

that was the implication

Really, I don’t see any other reason they’d be talking about Leake being on the bubble.

Unless they’re secretly planning to get Oswalt.

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by BubbaFan on Feb 15, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Or Francis could be a dark horse

he has the opt out date.

I wouldn’t object at all to a rotation of Latos, Cueto, Leake, Arroyo, and Francis.

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by Yossarian22 on Feb 15, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Iiinteresting.

You may be right. It may yet sort out that way, with Chapman in the rotation and Leake in AAA.

Personally, I believe it’s a little bit of posturing. A certain segment of fans will have a hard time seeing Chapman go back to AAA, and I think at least paying lip service to “competing for a rotation spot” will help ease them in a bit. For there to be competition, he has to be competing with someone, and Leake’s the only sensible one to mention for that, for all the reasons already pointed out.

I still think it shakes down that Chapman goes to AAA and Leake stays in Cincinnati. This is a hunch, of course, only a hunch.

by the finest muffins on Feb 15, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

x

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by Yossarian22 on Feb 15, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

What about him?

I think he’ll be in the rotation, too.

by the finest muffins on Feb 15, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Why is his spot guaranteed, but Leake's isn't?

Leake was actually a good and healthy pitcher last year.

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by Yossarian22 on Feb 15, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

His spot is guaranteed because he has no options

I feel like I read this debate every day.

Leake / Chapman is for the 5th spot in the roatation because of options, not because of performance.

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by brown11b on Feb 15, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure and that is where badarroyo should be

But that isn’t going to happen. As last year proved there isn’t too much starting pitching.

Chapman or Leake(it really should be Chapman) needs to be starting in AAA.

If Cueto, Latos, Bailey, or Chapman get hurt in SP or early in the season or Arroyo continues his poor showing from last season then this really isn’t much of a debate.

Just like the Renteria vs. Janish arguement last year it turned out to be a stupid debate since the real answer was neither. This year with starting pitchers, since the Reds have options, it will end up being all of the above.

Whoever lives past today and comes home safely will rouse himself each year on this day, show his neighbors his scars, and tell embellished stories of all their great feats of battle.

by brown11b on Feb 15, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

It is a stupid debete

because anyone with 3/4 of a brain would put Bailey in the bullpen over sending Leake to AAA!

Attack the poster not the idea!

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by Yossarian22 on Feb 15, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

there's no room in the pen

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by BubbaFan on Feb 15, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

LeCure and Ondrusek have options.

I’d much rather have the best rotation I can, and send one of those two to AAA, than take innings away from Leake.

"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo

by Yossarian22 on Feb 15, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

exactly

Those two were great last year. Replacing one of them with a guy who will be just learning how to pitch out of the bullpen isn’t going to improve the team.

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by BubbaFan on Feb 15, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

200 innings v 70.

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by Yossarian22 on Feb 16, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I think Leake's spot is all but guaranteed, too.

I think I already said that. The only reason I believe Leake is being listed in the “competing” group is because he has options and they have to say someone’s spot isn’t guaranteed if they want to set it up to look like Chapman’s competing.

by the finest muffins on Feb 15, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly

you and brownb have it exactly right, and Yossi is worried about nothing. Bailey to the pen is a dumb idea at this point though, Yossi.

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by kcgard2 on Feb 16, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Of course it is (unless you think Francis should be the 5th starter)

but it is even fucking dumber to put Leake in AAA, should the Reds decide that Chapman should open the season in Cincinnati.

It is more I keep reading that Leake is in a competition, and I don’t understand how anyone can think Leake’s spot is up in the air while Bailey’s is iron clad.

"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo

by Yossarian22 on Feb 16, 2012 12:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Yossi, please

please – Bailey has no options so he is in the rotation. His spot is ironclad barring injury. Leake’s is virtually ironclad as well (IMO at least). They are just saying Leake is in a competition.

On the 2% chance that Leake really is in a competition, then yes, his spot is more in the air than Bailey’s simply because of the options.

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by kcgard2 on Feb 16, 2012 1:09 AM EST up reply actions  

the Reds have the option to relegate Bailey to the bullpen.

I would consider that if Francis makes a half way decent spring training showing.

Who knows, Bailey could catch fire in the bullpen.

Or somebody could suck or get hurt and boom, Bailey’s back in the rotaiton.

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by Yossarian22 on Feb 15, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

For a few reasons

Bailey in the ’pen is actually a viable option the Reds would consider, Arroyo is not, at least now.

Also I think to a certain extent Arroyo has earned the benefit of the doubt, the guy was a 200 innings of league average baseball machine from 2004-2010. Other guys his age have bounced back after bad seasons (Jack Morris and Jamie Moyer), so given his accomplishments, and his contract I want to give him really the first 6 weeks of the season to prove himself, and if he is really awful in the middle of May, when he should have 8-10 starts under his belt, Zito him.

Also if anyone is going to bounce back, it is Arroyo. The reason he has been a healthy league average innings eater, with below average stuff, is hard work. From everything I read he works hard physically and mentally in the off season and between starts. I am guessing he is running himself through the wringer this off season to try and get back to where he was in 2010. Also as far as prepping a game plan, he spends a lot of time with his catcher maliciously crafting a game plan for every hitter, in multiple situations, and especially for guys in the division, his game plan isn’t just about how to get them out the first, second, and third time through the order, but how to pitch them so he can get them out the 7th, 8th, and 9th, 13th time he sees them in the same season.

I never got the Arroyo is an asshole comments, and really if he is an asshole I don’t care, I would like every player to work as hard as Arroyo does, which is why he has done more with less over his career.

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by Yossarian22 on Feb 15, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm feeling froggy today.

Who wants to avatar bet me that Homer ends up with better 2012 numbers than RoyO?

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by Pops Daniels on Feb 15, 2012 11:20 AM EST reply actions  

If you remove the "Oswalt retires" scenario?

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 15, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Sure. No trickery.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Feb 15, 2012 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I'll still pass.

But really, just because I love my avatar. I’ll let you be someone else’s huckleberry.

Hey, did you post a pic of a Herbie Mann album cover sometime recently?

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 15, 2012 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

I heard a track of his this morning on Sirius.

‘Come home, baby’ or something like that?

Fine stuff.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 15, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Define "numbers"

Rate stats or counting? Lots of scenarios with only about 20 starts each.

Hello...BOOMSHAKALAKA!

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 15, 2012 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Oswalt could completely fuck up his back before June, and miss most the season

Bailey could be a late bloomer.

Who knows?

"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo

by Yossarian22 on Feb 15, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

seriously, though

What are they going to do with Bailey if they don’t send Leake down?

Putting him the pen isn’t the answer. The pen’s full, too. Either the Reds trade Homer, or Leake starts the year in Louisville.

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by BubbaFan on Feb 15, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

Unless Chapman really amazes in ST and proves that he can consistently go 6 innings, I don’t see him starting in Cincy. I also really hope that both Bray and Marshall stay healthy so that Walt’s not tempted to shift Chapman back into the pen.

by crolfer on Feb 15, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Chapman can't proove that in spring training

Send Chapman to AAA regardless and let him marinate a bit.

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by Yossarian22 on Feb 15, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

mmmm ropa vieja

Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me

by UncleWeez on Feb 15, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Only other thing I could see

is making Chapman the long man and sending LeCure or Ondrusek to AAA. Still the best option is sending Chapman to AAA, which is also what I think ends up happening.

by pack_fan on Feb 15, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm hungover.

I made chili yesterday, and anytime a recipe involves cooking with beer it also inevitably involves me drinking the rest. Great Tuesday = awful Wednesday.

And it has beans in it and is fucking fantastic.

Hello...BOOMSHAKALAKA!

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 15, 2012 11:28 AM EST reply actions  

I'm hungover too

but I didn’t make chili, I just drank a lot.

Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me

by UncleWeez on Feb 15, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I too was hungover today.

Celebrated Valentines Day at the Brass Ass last night. I was still drunk when I woke up to go to work. It was ruff.

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat

by -ManBearPig on Feb 15, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I should have hung out with you instead of BK, damn

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by jch24 on Feb 15, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

There are bad things afoot for me, he was being a good friend

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by jch24 on Feb 15, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Good news everyone

Jack In The Box is coming to Cincinnati!

Seriously, I would rather have that than Johnny Rocket’s at The Banks.

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by jch24 on Feb 15, 2012 11:44 AM EST reply actions  

Anyone here have any Jack in the Box experience

I have only heard of them due to watching west coast baseball games on ExtraInnings, and their commercials stand out.

Any good?

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by Yossarian22 on Feb 15, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh god yes. Just remember this for when you place your first order...

Ultimate Cheeseburger, on sourdough

Throw in some homestyle fries and a taco (yes, taco) and you have yourself a good late night intoxication buster (well, technically it won’t sober you up, but that’s not the point)

by coviner on Feb 15, 2012 11:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Tasty New Bacon Milkshake: 1080 Calories!

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by Kidd2Petrovic on Feb 15, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

1080? That's it?

Jack in the Box could have done much better than that.

by coviner on Feb 15, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Due to MLB Wanna Play, NFL Play 60 & NBA Fit...

Jack-in-the-box thought it was wise to tone the shake down a little!!

Niners,Nets,Reds & USC!!!

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by Kidd2Petrovic on Feb 15, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

NO

Whoever lives past today and comes home safely will rouse himself each year on this day, show his neighbors his scars, and tell embellished stories of all their great feats of battle.

by brown11b on Feb 15, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

The sourdough Jack is the way to go

The food is tasty for a fast-food place, and I guess they do well as one from my experiences. I haven’t eaten there in a lon while though, since I stay away from fast-food for the most part now.

by pack_fan on Feb 15, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh, it's fine.

Had some in Vegas. I was pretty hammered, so, it might’ve been shit, I dunno.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Feb 15, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey what happens in Vegas stays in ......

your jack-in-the box episode, sounds oddly familiar like mine!!

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by Kidd2Petrovic on Feb 15, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

It's drunk food

We ate it all the time when I was in HI. I’m a big fan of the bacon cheddar potato wedges.

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by jch24 on Feb 15, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

ive only been to jitb in wahiwa

but goodness did i go there a lot. i hadnt previously heard of it before i got to the island.

He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife.

by ThreeofSpades on Feb 15, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

There was one on campus in Nashville that was open 24/7.

And they serve breakfast all day, you you can either get your BEC before bed at 3AM or when you wake up hungover at noon the next day. A number 22, I believe.

Hello...BOOMSHAKALAKA!

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 15, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

My roommate at Vandy

got food poisoning from that jack in a box.

That was ’05, but my memories are not pleasant.

by johnnywaffles on Feb 15, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

The first time I ever ate there was about 255 in the morning.

I was trying to hit the Taco Bell before it closed at 3, but the line there was so damn long I knew there was no chance. Conversely, next door there was this cut little Jack in the Box open all night with no line. It was never that good, but it was always that greasy. Much better than the Krystal I lived across from senior year out 21st…I still have nightmares about those burps.

Oh, and go Dores!

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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 15, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I've had it

They’re not your usual fast food place. They often incorporate local specialties (more than usual). They have a lot of ethnic items, like egg rolls, teriyaki, burritos, etc.

I used to like their onion rings. Haven’t been there in awhile, though.

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by BubbaFan on Feb 15, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

if they go to columbus

They should offer a chickpea, lentil and tofu sammich!

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by obc2 on Feb 15, 2012 12:28 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Weather wise, yeah

Culturally, no

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by DerekH91 on Feb 15, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know if I would say that

Columbus is pretty well known as a GLBT-friendly town. It’s not San Francisco, but I’d wager it’s the most gay-friendly city in the Midwest.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 15, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

never been to Minneapolis, I presume

Surprisingly a quick google search showed Iowa City as 3rd gay friendliest city in the USA.

No mention of Cbus

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by obc2 on Feb 15, 2012 2:44 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

We're so gay we're on the DL.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 15, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Anonymous even.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Feb 15, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Joey Votto in 2009'd

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Feb 15, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

at one point, it was in the Top 5 of gayest cities in the US

San Fran
NYC
Austin
Columbus
Don’t remember #5

The ends justify the means

by Highlifeman21 on Feb 22, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

They're like an upscale Burger King with the whimsical California hipster vibe of a nicer taco truck.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 15, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Never had it before

Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun

@btcoop71

by btcoop71 on Feb 15, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, a curse on whichever one of you pointed him out to me.

I can’t not check him out now. He’s like an episode of ‘Springer’ I can’t turn away from. But he’s also somehow as benign as a soft-serve vanilla ice cream.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 15, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I just can't help myself

It’s like a drug. Krokodil to be exact.

by crolfer on Feb 15, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't read much Yellon non BCB work

Is it Arcade Fire level bad?

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by obc2 on Feb 15, 2012 12:35 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Or the Marlins

The dude can’t get off the Marlins. It’s really unsettling.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 15, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I think part of it is just the fact that Baseball Nation has some really good writers

Yellon isn’t bad by any means, but when you read Neyer and Brisbee, it just makes his stuff look weak. And he always has opinionated items. Always.

by crolfer on Feb 15, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 15, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

On the topic

this is the best Family Circus parody on the ’net.

http://theotherfamily.com/

by GrooveLeg on Feb 15, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy gosh.

http://theotherfamily.com/view.php?g=1

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 15, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I did not.

The one I was trying to link to featured Dolly telling Billy that Daddy promised to stop the cigarette burns if she improved her…

Well, I’ll just leave it at that.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 15, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, he's objectively and objectionably weak

He’s not a good writer. But he is prolific and hard-working, I’ll give him that.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 15, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

fun story:

BN is actually a different entity than SBN. They use the same infrastructure but there’s apparently an entirely different editorial management.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Feb 15, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

That is interesting

So many of the BN writers (Brisbee, Sullivan, Yellon) came from the SBN team blogs. Plus you have the same format and mingfling of content – I just assumed we were all on the same mothership.

by ken on Feb 15, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I think, since baseball started it, they wanted to keep some editorial control.

When the other sports came on they became much more of a business, but the Sullivans and Brisbees of the world didn’t want to get kicked off of their own baby.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Feb 15, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I just read it, and commented

Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun

@btcoop71

by btcoop71 on Feb 15, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

And it's now been deleted....

Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun

@btcoop71

by btcoop71 on Feb 15, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec what I just posted, it won't last long

Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun

@btcoop71

by btcoop71 on Feb 15, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

they're both on there now

one with 3 recs, one with 4

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Feb 15, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I just added a rec

but only could see 1 bozo

Whoever lives past today and comes home safely will rouse himself each year on this day, show his neighbors his scars, and tell embellished stories of all their great feats of battle.

by brown11b on Feb 15, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Afterreading this, I looked over at the sidebar, and was able to guess the Yellon article without even clicking on it

And yes, it is fairly stupid, particularly his excoriation of Omar Vizquel.

The gross and net result of it is that people who spent most of their natural lives riding iron bicycles over the rocky roadsteads of this parish get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their bicycle as a result of the interchanging of the atoms of each of them and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who are nearly half people and half bicycles…

by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 15, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

It's like, what does he want?

Morrison is by all accounts a pretty big asshole, but he wants to wear the jersey to honor his dad, which seems like a pretty good reason to wear a jersey. Also, the Marlins didn’t even retire the number because of any former Marlin, they retired it because the owner was a fan of DiMaggio.

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by DerekH91 on Feb 15, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

And the Vizquel stuff is just weird, and seems to be there for no other reason than to throw bombs at the White Sox

I guess Yellon gets really angry every year when everyone wears Jackie Robinson’s number 42 on Jackie Robinson day.

The gross and net result of it is that people who spent most of their natural lives riding iron bicycles over the rocky roadsteads of this parish get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their bicycle as a result of the interchanging of the atoms of each of them and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who are nearly half people and half bicycles…

by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 15, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

On Yellon's article.

It’s funny and a valid point.

by crolfer on Feb 15, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

It really isn't valid

because Riveria had that number before it was retired. I think there are some Yankee numbers which are retired twice for the same reason.

"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo

by Yossarian22 on Feb 15, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Also

Let’s not forget that this is a retired jersey number. it is a meaningless gesture with no real world significance whatsoever. If all parties involved are okay with it, why the hell not?

This is like getting upset when your neighbor buys a Ford because you hate Fords. I mean, like, fer seriously, dude, who gives a fuck?

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 15, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Ford

Whoever lives past today and comes home safely will rouse himself each year on this day, show his neighbors his scars, and tell embellished stories of all their great feats of battle.

by brown11b on Feb 15, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think retiring a number is entirely meaningless

It was a stupid decision to do so for a non-player, especially because the guy died when the team was really young. But once you’ve retired the number, it’s tricky to undo. I can see why the family of the late exec is upset.Everyone’s coming off bad here. Even Yellon.

by ken on Feb 16, 2012 8:42 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

It would mean puppies and rainbows and free ice cream

Everyone knows that. Why do we need to read an article?

The gross and net result of it is that people who spent most of their natural lives riding iron bicycles over the rocky roadsteads of this parish get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their bicycle as a result of the interchanging of the atoms of each of them and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who are nearly half people and half bicycles…

by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 15, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

How many times does Stubbs have to bunt this season for me to get free Ice Cream?

I don’t need another puppy and unless it is a double rainbow I don’t want more of those either

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by brown11b on Feb 15, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

It was a good attempt Slyde,

but one of the commenters blew your argument out of the water:

Nothing quite like a well executed bunt to upset the equilibrium of a ballgame.

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by BomerHailey on Feb 15, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

there are comments?

I can’t actually see any comments

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by Slyde on Feb 15, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

ah, looks like it's something with my Chrome setup

I can see them in Firefox.

I should’ve factored in the shaking up of things.

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by Slyde on Feb 15, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I like the "keep the defense off balance"

This isn’t football or basketball.

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by jch24 on Feb 15, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

does chrome block comments to newspaper articles?

I may have to go chrome

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Feb 15, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Whatever they use

for comments over there is buggy as a picnic in July.

I can only see the comments in Firefox, but I can only log in in IE. So if I want to comment, I have to use IE. If I want to see any replies to my comment, I have to switch back to Firefox.

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by BubbaFan on Feb 15, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

1989 World Series'd

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by Yossarian22 on Feb 15, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Reading is hard
Faulty assumption makes the conclusions of the whole piece suspect. Why would you assume strikeouts would remain at the same rate? One of the reasons for him to attempt more bunts is to reduce the number of strikeouts!!

In every more bunting example listed, Stubbs would have fewer strikeouts.

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by Slyde on Feb 15, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

The majority of the comments are a laugh riot

My favorite:

Kyle Hines, no gap power if he doesn’t hit the ball, Kyle. Stubbs just need to worry about contacting the ball. Then, we can worry about aiming it.

Even Janish at least hit popups.

by pack_fan on Feb 15, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

bah

last bit there should be in the block quote

by pack_fan on Feb 15, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

This really should have been a fanshot

Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun

@btcoop71

by btcoop71 on Feb 15, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, it didn't make sense to post a bald pic as the "before"

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by jch24 on Feb 15, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Only 200?

You’ll get that in no time

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by DerekH91 on Feb 15, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I can change the goal, I wanted to start off small

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by jch24 on Feb 15, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

TWSS

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by obc2 on Feb 15, 2012 2:46 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

OK, I just donated and you are now just $20 from your goal

One of you cheap bastards needs to put him over the top.

The gross and net result of it is that people who spent most of their natural lives riding iron bicycles over the rocky roadsteads of this parish get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their bicycle as a result of the interchanging of the atoms of each of them and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who are nearly half people and half bicycles…

by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 15, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank you kindly sir!

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by jch24 on Feb 15, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I am not like Marty or Hal and demand that Stubbs bunt once a game, or even once a week.

But I would thing some positive value would come from the threat of him being able to bunt for a hit, because it would pull the third baseman in, which could make it easier for him to pull extra base hits.

I don’t know how you measure that, or even if it is measurable, or what it would do to his overall line.

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by Yossarian22 on Feb 15, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Teams already pull the 3B in a lot when Stubbs comes up

especially with the bases empty.

I imagine you’d see a bump in BABIP in that scenario, but Stubbs’ BABIP was already 12th best in the NL. I’m not sure that would change in a significant enough manner to really see much difference.

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by Slyde on Feb 15, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Reminder

Today is the last day to register for the opportunity to buy Opening Day tickets. I registered twice. I wish I had multiple personality disorder…I’d have to win once right?

by kcox17 on Feb 15, 2012 2:26 PM EST reply actions  

I've registered twice, my Mom's registered twice, my Dad's registered three times.

I always register to give my local family members another chance to buy tickets, but I’ve never yet been selected. I’m crossing my fingers for this year, though, because I’m going home for Opening Day!!!!

by the finest muffins on Feb 15, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Pirates fans are putting an awful lot of stock in this potential AJ Burnett deal

Some are saying it’ll put them over the top in their quest to break .500. That can’t possibly be true, can it?

by ams78 on Feb 15, 2012 2:33 PM EST reply actions  

I'm not sure why anyone would want him

He has been awful for 2 years and is 35. He has been worth 0.6 total WAR (BBref) over the past 2 years and makes $16.5 million. In order to be worthwhile, the Yanks would have to pick up at least 80% of his salary and accept basically nothing in return, and even then it could easily be a bad deal.

The gross and net result of it is that people who spent most of their natural lives riding iron bicycles over the rocky roadsteads of this parish get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their bicycle as a result of the interchanging of the atoms of each of them and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who are nearly half people and half bicycles…

by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 15, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Let's say you pay 20% of his salary, plus give up a somewhat useful player

That’s $3.3 million in salary, which is what, 1.5 WAR? Throw in 1 WAR for the guy you trade away, and Burnett needs to be worth 2.5 WAR to be worthwhile.

His high WAR over the past 9 seasons was 2.9, and he has totaled just 15.8 WAR over those 9 seasons (at a salary cost of about $86 million, or around $5.5 milion per win).

Dude has been a bad deal for a while now, and he is old and injury prone.

The gross and net result of it is that people who spent most of their natural lives riding iron bicycles over the rocky roadsteads of this parish get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their bicycle as a result of the interchanging of the atoms of each of them and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who are nearly half people and half bicycles…

by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 15, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

But I'm sure he's always wanted to help push the Pittsburgh Pirates toward respectability.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 15, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know

I think from 02-09 he was pretty good and some years quite good. He still has serious swing-and-miss stuff, but last year was bitten by the HR bug like Arroyo was. Anyone who thinks Arroyo will bounce back should be majorly betting on Burnett.

The last two years have been below average, but getting out of the tiny park in NY, and especially away from the AL could give him a nice boost. So if the Yankees paid most of his salary, I’d be totally fine with picking him up.

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by kcgard2 on Feb 16, 2012 1:03 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't think many of us are betting on Arroyo bouncing back, rather than thinking it is a possibility

And Arroyo isn’t a guy I would want to bring in from outside the organization at a high cost. It is more he is here, the Reds owe him $25M regardless of who he pitches for, so make sure he isn’t complete garbage before throwing him away.

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by Yossarian22 on Feb 16, 2012 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Nobody is going to bring in Burnett at high cost either

like $4 million per year or so?

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by kcgard2 on Feb 16, 2012 10:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Plus whatever you give up in trade

That’s a big part of this. If the Yankees are willing to trade Burnett for a Carlos Fisher type and eat $12-13 million of his salary, he is a decent risk. But why do that? Do the Yankees really need to save $3-4 million that badly? My guess is the receiving team is going to have to give up a useful player, which increases the cost of Burnett considerably.

The gross and net result of it is that people who spent most of their natural lives riding iron bicycles over the rocky roadsteads of this parish get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their bicycle as a result of the interchanging of the atoms of each of them and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who are nearly half people and half bicycles…

by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 16, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Yankees are trying to get a useful player of course

but they aren’t going to get one. The Pirates have little reason to give up a useful future piece for their non-contending team now. And the rumors I hear are that yes, the Yankees are concerned about clearing some payroll room.

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by kcgard2 on Feb 16, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

They are trying to get under the luxury tax, right?

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by BigBabyBruce on Feb 16, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

that's the theory

Not this year, but by 2014 (I think), when the penalties become onerous. Ditto the Red Sox.

We’ll see if they actually do it.

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by BubbaFan on Feb 16, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd like to read some analysis of these supposed moves (from either or both NY and BOS) to get under the new luxury tax.

Seen anything other than blogger conjecture?

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

well

There’s Joel Sherman.

You may prefer blogger conjecture. ;-) But he does claim to be getting this from people in the Yankees organization.

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by BubbaFan on Feb 16, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Daaaaaaaag.
Keep in mind that since the luxury tax went to 40 percent for them in 2005, the Yankees have averaged paying $25.75 million in tax annually.

It’s like looking at an Ugg Boots catalog or something. I can’t even get it at first.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

But Matt Morris was so awesome for them!

Think they would be okay with an Arroyo homecoming, and then we could sign Oswalt!

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by Yossarian22 on Feb 15, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Pirates have him? I thought he was going to Japan.

It won’t hurt to have another live arm but boy, I wouldn’t get too excited.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Feb 15, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

You are thinking of Brad Penny

The other big ugly dude who pitched for the Marlins in the mid-aughts.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 15, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

The late 90s, early aughts Marlins were a pitching prospect factory

so many bright pitchers came through that system. I liked their profile for drafting pitching talent.

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by kcgard2 on Feb 16, 2012 1:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Fischer cleared waivers

Accourding to the Fay on twitter.

I would line the tweet, but can’t access twitter here at work.

Fisher cleared waivers and will be invited to Spring Training with the Reds.

Whoever lives past today and comes home safely will rouse himself each year on this day, show his neighbors his scars, and tell embellished stories of all their great feats of battle.

by brown11b on Feb 15, 2012 6:01 PM EST reply actions  

This isn't the meme thread, pack.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Feb 15, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Must have moved him down to clear a spot for D-Train.

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by bbjones on Feb 16, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

too bad for him

but there probably aren’t a whole lot of teams on the look out for a fringy pitcher who over the last 2 years has appeared to be just good (bad?) enough to be the team’s number 8 reliever, and has been dominated and promoted so many times he probably knows I-71 between Cincinnati and Louisville by heart.

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by Yossarian22 on Feb 15, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I for one am glad he is back.

I’m not hoping that he makes 60 appearences, but he has his use.

I am all for “depth.” He is great for a couple of days when the bullpen is spent.

I was pleased last year when he appeared in a couple of extra innings losses. I feel bad that he took a couple of losses after being thrown into the game as a sacrafice in multiple games in a row, but that is what a player like him is for.

Whoever lives past today and comes home safely will rouse himself each year on this day, show his neighbors his scars, and tell embellished stories of all their great feats of battle.

by brown11b on Feb 15, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

he really can't be used like that now

he is off the 40 man roster, meaning in order to call him up the Reds will have to clear somebody else off the 40 man and unless they are put on the 60 day D.L., they will have to be exposed to waivers. Also I think a player can reject his second DFA, so if the Reds call him up for 3 days only to demote him, he may reject the demotion and become a free agent.

"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo

by Yossarian22 on Feb 15, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Im willing to bet someone goes on the DL

Also if he gets called up for 3 days and then is DFA and refuses or someone else claims him then its not much of a loss to the Reds.

I don’t think many people in the Reds’ front office or many Reds’ fans would care that he was gone either.

What I was saying in the post above was that he the perfect type of player to keep around in case the Reds need a RP to be called up and abused for a couple of days because he is very much expendable.

Whoever lives past today and comes home safely will rouse himself each year on this day, show his neighbors his scars, and tell embellished stories of all their great feats of battle.

by brown11b on Feb 15, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

That is true

But it would take several injuries, with Brackman, Judy, Villarreal, Smith, and even Chapman all on the 40 man.

Although it is interesting that Smith never returned to the majors last year.

"Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."-Chris Sabo

by Yossarian22 on Feb 15, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

what's the deal with that commercial where the dog eats the cat?

it’s for food. is that supposed to be appetizing?

and that guy gets bought off with a bag of chips? he should either have better morals or hold out for more money!

by 'tHan on Feb 16, 2012 8:53 AM EST reply actions  

I'd trade one Dorito for a cat.

Dorito’s are delicious and cats are stupid, dirty, soul sucking demons from hell.

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by BigBabyBruce on Feb 16, 2012 8:57 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

x

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Feb 16, 2012 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

x

The gross and net result of it is that people who spent most of their natural lives riding iron bicycles over the rocky roadsteads of this parish get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their bicycle as a result of the interchanging of the atoms of each of them and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who are nearly half people and half bicycles…

by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 16, 2012 9:24 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm stealing this

Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun

@btcoop71

by btcoop71 on Feb 16, 2012 10:14 AM EST up reply actions  

damn! you beat me to it!

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."

by Cy Schourek on Feb 16, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions  

omg

It’s Victoria and the Millennium Cat.

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by BubbaFan on Feb 16, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel so bad for folks who have such contempt for cats

I sincerely wish that someday you will be able to meet The Real Charlie Scrabbles. He will destroy all of your preconceived notions.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 16, 2012 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

I like cats

but pretty much everything they say is true.

My cat seems to view the people in the house as servants, and really only displays affection when she is let in or outside or is fed. I kinda get the feeling if she were to get a pet door and some sort of automated feeding device, she would be perfectly okay if she never saw us again.

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by Yossarian22 on Feb 16, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

You forgot about the worst thing about cats.

When you fall asleep they sit on your chest, and they steal your soul.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on Feb 16, 2012 10:43 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I think Charlie Scrabbles may be Larry reincarnated.

I had many confidently professed cat-haters tell me the same thing about that old fella.

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

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