Self Promotion Monday - Vote for Us in CityBeat!
Top of the week to you cats and kittens! It has come to our attention that we have been nominated for Best Blog in CityBeat's Best of Cincinnati Awards! Frankly, we could appreciate any and all of you to use your e-mail accounts (and alternate ones) to ensure we have a competitive showing win.
How do you vote? Well, it's simple!
1. Click on this link to go to the Best of Cincinnati voting page.
2. Register
3. Click on the "Public Eye" Category on the right.
4. Select "Red Reporter" under best blog.
5. Vote for like 10 other random things so they won't think you're some horrid spambot (he hear Rohrer's serves a mean burger).
6. Voley! Voile!
We want to thank all of you for your fantastic contributions over the past year. Remember, since this blog wouldn't exist without all of you, you should take ownership of it, and, therefore, vote for it constantly. Your support has been nothing short of awesome.
Remember, folks: "Red Reporter - No Matter the Outcome, You'll Still Be Able to Complain About It Here."
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That was a super pain in the ass, but I voted.
Just like real life voting!!!
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
I voted also
Since RR has a high percentage of un/underemployed readers the site has a real chance to take this category.
Let’s show those fuckin’ GOP backed blogs we will turn out en masse to Vote 2012!
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by obc2 on Feb 13, 2012 8:35 AM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
i tried to vote for the restaurant awards a couple of weeks ago
just a bit into it, my eyes glazed over. there are just too many categories in these awards.
i’ll vote for rr & then just randomly choose an answer for the rest of them. i’m not sure this is an accurate way to determine the best of cincinnati
You only have to vote for one place in each page.
You don’t have to fill out the entire survey.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Feb 13, 2012 8:47 AM EST up reply actions
This man is yorman, this man is my man, from Billings, to Cincinnati!
(sung in Mitt Romney voice)
Respect my authoritah!
by BigBadBruce on Feb 13, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
TGIFriday's was listed in the "Best Appetizers" survey question
#goodlord
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
which is silly because everyone knows they're called Appe-teasers
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Yeah, there are some awful chains that win these things.
Was it two years ago where McDonalds won Metromix’s top burger and Papa Johns won top pizza?
Best appetizer
Cheese sticks at Greyhound Tavern
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
They have my vote for best fried chicken.
And if salad dressing was a category, their cream of cucumber would win as well!
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How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 13, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Best appetizer nominees
PuPu Platter – Oriental Wok
Seared Ahi – Barnesburg Tavern
Goetta Egg Rolls – Chez Nora
$80 Big Ass Prawns – TTC
Conch Fritters – Pelicans Reef
Carmelized Diver Scallop – Jag’s
Bud Select – Opening Day
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by obc2 on Feb 13, 2012 12:24 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
This may not come as a surprise to you,
But I wouldn’t eat any of those things.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Feb 13, 2012 12:39 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Out of cuiosity, are you vegan?
Also, do vegetarians eat fish? I have no idea how all that works.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Not vegan, not even vegatarian. Just poor.
I eat meat when I go out (especially if you’re buying) but at home its lentils, chickpeas, and tofu.
I didn’t see seared ahi the first time around, that sounds pretty cool. But shellfish are GROSS in a way only bottom feeders and creepy-crawlers can be. And I may try goetta one day, but not in egg roll form.
FIIN if vegetarians eat fish. I don’t think they do, I think those are pescatarians.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
Agreed on shellfish
and most all seafood, for that matter. It all just tastes like it’s been wet for a long time. Like it’s spent it’s life in a puddle.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 13, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
How do you guys feel about crabmeat?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
A good crabcake is good. A bad crabcake is very bad.
My theory is, if I’m going to be at the kind of place where I’ll spend $25 on a good one, there’s probably something else on the menu I’ll like more. This is even more true since I left Maryland.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
Yeah
I don’t hate it, but if I’m spending that kind of money I’m going to get a steak.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 13, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, gotcha
You need to move up the corporate ladder, sir!
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Best Acupuncturist? Really?
I wanted to write in “Placebo Effect”, but it wouldn’t let me.
That survey is a steaming mess.
The gross and net result of it is that people who spent most of their natural lives riding iron bicycles over the rocky roadsteads of this parish get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their bicycle as a result of the interchanging of the atoms of each of them and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who are nearly half people and half bicycles…
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 13, 2012 9:36 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
The wife started going to an acupuncturist
Western medicine has utterly failed her for years, so we figured what the hell. It seems to help.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 13, 2012 9:59 AM EST up reply actions
Until she falls off the table.
FinalDestination5’d
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Feb 13, 2012 10:02 AM EST up reply actions
There are five of them?
Jeepers Christmas.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 13, 2012 10:03 AM EST up reply actions
I shouldn't ruin this for everyone, but who cares.
The fifth movie is actually a prequel to the first movie. It was really bad, but I guess all of them were.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Feb 13, 2012 10:06 AM EST up reply actions
I watched Paranormal Activity 3 this weekend
My official review – DON’T. Just don’t. Good god what a terrible ass movie.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
The first 2 are decent enough
Wife wants to see the 3rd one bad.
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
I wish I could get the $1.60 back from Redbox
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
How was it any different than what you expected?
by Brendanukkah on Feb 13, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
I wasn't really expecting anything, my wife had heard people say it was good
It was not.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Which people did she hear that from?
People who recommend bad movies have no integrity
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by obc2 on Feb 13, 2012 12:29 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
someone should tell her
a divorce is a much more effective way of getting rid of a pain in the neck!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Oh yeah? Well, someone should tell you
to shut the H up!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 13, 2012 10:22 AM EST up reply actions
People who use letters instead of real curswords can KMBA
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Kiss My Batting Average!
Hello...BOOMSHAKALAKA!
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Feb 14, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
I also wanted to vote "Thundering Turtle" for best religious leader, and it wasn't available
Pete Rose was listed under “Best Athlete”. Have they seen Pete lately?
Calipari was available under Best Coach, but UK was not available under best college team.
Lots of weirdness on that thing
The gross and net result of it is that people who spent most of their natural lives riding iron bicycles over the rocky roadsteads of this parish get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their bicycle as a result of the interchanging of the atoms of each of them and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who are nearly half people and half bicycles…
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Feb 13, 2012 9:39 AM EST reply actions
Hence why RR will win.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Feb 13, 2012 9:43 AM EST up reply actions
There's a cult of (mildly annoying) downtown urbanists that really take this thing seriously
And some of them blog, so there’s some stiff competition here.
Cult of (mildly annoying) downtown urbanists.....
Wouldn’t all of them blog? Yay for sterotypes.
Well, when they go through my survey there are going to be a lot fo blank answers.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Feb 13, 2012 10:01 AM EST up reply actions
Use the Schwartz!
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by obc2 on Feb 13, 2012 10:05 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
you have to go in & add choices if they aren't there
i tried to do that for work. it may or may not have worked
Please tell me you wrote my name in for favorite local celebrity
Although I’m guessing you wrote in “Opening Day” for best burger, which will confuse the hell out of them.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Feb 13, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I voted Herb and Thelmas for Best First Date spot
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
I was going to say I'd never take a woman in that place, but BK rode with me last time
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Feb 13, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It does.
Though they don’t add something to the dropdown menu until it gets a certain number of votes (I think like 5).
Sidebar for best place to play pool!
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Feb 13, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
Sidebar's the only place I've shot pool in Cincinnati, so I'm a little limited.
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Feb 13, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
And technically you weren't even in Cincinnati
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Technically you prolly weren't in the U.S.
Oh wait, some time ago somebody did allow Kentucky into the union..so as not to confuse it with Hamiltucky
Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.
Yeah, what gives?
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Feb 13, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously!
You accomplished more in six days than what all the phonies here in Cincy accomplished this entire year!
And accomplished things before accomplishing things was cool!
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
wait...what did I accomplish exactly?
by thevole on Feb 13, 2012 12:50 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
I wrote in @johnfayman for best twitter feed
I suggest you all do the same. The man deserves some recognition for all he puts up with from the likes of us.
you're banned from all the best twitter feeds?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Best twitter feed is The Cincinnati Parrothead Club!
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by obc2 on Feb 13, 2012 10:07 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
3/2/12 that acct goes active
Beg forgiveness don’t ask permission
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by obc2 on Feb 13, 2012 12:13 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
jch promised to teach me how to Tweet...but now he's getting his head shaved...instead.
Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.
All the cool kids are doing that
He has an ugly cranium, this won’t end well!
I say shave the eyebrows too
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by obc2 on Feb 14, 2012 8:46 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
I really want to vote for Red Reporter, you guys
but I’ve tried twice now and I have no clue how to fill in this survey.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
My roommate is up for best bartender
Vote Jeannie Murray
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat

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