So, ambitious columnists spring up all the time and most are on the intrawebs and can be dismissed as the asshats that they are. But here is a fun occasion. A major media outlet (Scripps) has allowed an utterly incompetent individual to continue to produce original content without anyone.....anyone.....letting him know that he's poor at his position. I submit to you one of the finest exhibitions of blind sportswriting ambitions. A fart on a keyboard.

Broxton or not, Chapman isn’t in any shape to become a member of the Cincinnati Reds starting rotation anytime soon.

On paper, having a 100 mph fastball pitched potentially more than 80 times a game seemingly poses a great advantage, but Chapman is missing a few things to pitch as the Starting Cuban Missile with consistent success, especially in the hot-hitting NL Central.

Here is the absurd full article.