2012 Community Prospect Rankings: Billy Quix steals the number 3 spot
by BK on Jan 6, 2012 8:01 AM EST
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In a turn of events that should surprise no one, Billy Hamilton is the RR 3rd ranked prospect. Personally, I had him at #2, due to his blazing speed and switch hitting ability. He's still essentially a lottery ticket at this point, but if he gets it together, isn't he a less powerful Jose Reyes? I think I'd take that.
I'm expecting a tighter race today to close out the week. No new choices today, go and get it done!
Daniel Corcino, RHP, 21, BA-#4
(Dayton) 3.42 ERA, 139.1 IP, 156 K, 34 BB, 1.163 WHIP
Pros: Excellent fastball-slider combo, elite strikeout numbers, and excellent control, especially for a young pitcher
Cons: Slightly undersized (5'11", 165), needs to prove durability by throwing over 150 innings
Todd Frazier, UT, 26, BA-#7
(Louisville) .260/.340/.467/.807, 15 HR, 46 RBI
(Cincinnati) .232/.289/.437/.726, 6 HR, 15 RBI
Pros: Shown an ability to hit for power, lots of XBH too. Versatile on defense. Good clubhouse guy. Cool nickname and at-bat music.
Cons: Doesn't really have a set position, and isn't above average anywhere. Plate discipline is suspect.
Mariekson "DiDi" Gregorius, SS, 21, BA-#6
(Bakersfield) .303/.333/.457/.790, 5 HR, 28 RBI
(Carolina) .270/.312/.392/.704, 2 HR, 16 RBI
Pros: Excellent athlete, has the tools to be a well above average defensive SS. Very good contact skills.
Cons: Very aggressive plate approach, little in-game power so far. Still young, but needs his athleticism to translate into offensive numbers.
Yorman Rodriguez, OF, 19, BA-UR
(Dayton) .254/.318/.393/.711, 7 HR, 40 RBI
Pros: Tool shed--Chance for above average power, speed, contact skills, and defense.
Cons: Durability--has only played 122 games total the last 2 seasons. Very raw both at the plate and in the field.Very aggressive plate approach.
Neftali Soto, 1B, 23, BA-#8
(Carolina) .272/.329/.575/.904, 30 HR, 76 RBI
(Louisville) .412/.444/.588/1.032, 1 HR, 4 RBI
Pros: Breakout season last year, finally showing the bat to profile at 1B. More raw power than anyone in the system not named Juan Francisco. Still relatively young given his level.
Cons: Strikes out a lot, doesn't walk a lot. Didn't get going until about July last season. Can he sustain that production for a whole year?
J.C. Sulbaran, RHP, 22, BA-#9
(Bakersfield) 4.60 ERA, 137 IP, 155 K, 50 BB, 1.39 WHIP
Pros: Very solid 3-pitch repertoire, with an above average FB and a solid CH and CU. Above average stuff leads to high Ks, and he significantly improved on his previously spotty control in 2011.
Cons: Some question about his unorthodox mechanics remain, although he smoothed them out in 2011. Somewhat of an injury history. Mainly, he needs to repeat his strong season in AA in 2012.
Robert Stephenson, RHP, 18, BA-#5
No Professional Stats
Pros: Good size, outstanding velocity (has hit 97), good control, and a potential plus curveball. Supposedly has a very good makeup.
Cons: As a high school pitcher with no pro experience, he's about as risky of a prospect as there is. Can he avoid injury, develop his secondary pitches, and consistently get professional hitters out?
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Those enormous minor league helmets accentuate that
But yeah, he’s slender.
by poojols on Jan 6, 2012 9:25 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Billy's a bad ass!
Not only is he the RR #3 prospect, he may win #4 too!
STACHE SMASH!!!
by Corky's Stache on Jan 6, 2012 8:24 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
"Switch hitting ability" may be a bit of a stretch at this point
It’s time for a pitcher.
by poojols on Jan 6, 2012 8:30 AM EST via mobile reply actions
Given the population at RR, I think he should be favored to win at this point
I actually voted for JC Sulbaran, but that is because I am voting based on a random number generator. Even without me, I am hopeful there are enough other dicks to push Hamilton to his 2nd straight win.
And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jan 6, 2012 9:19 AM EST up reply actions
I'll bet you a bajillion thousand dollars Billy Hamilton doesn't win this poll
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
/mafiabookmaker'd
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 6, 2012 10:04 AM EST up reply actions
i know that RR 2012 is off to a rough start
but do we have to have racist headlines on the main page?
by 'tHan on Jan 6, 2012 8:47 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
there's an old African proverb
“smooth seas do not make skillful sailors”
Sail on, sailor!
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
by obc2 on Jan 6, 2012 9:30 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
i think it was more of a play on the fact that he steals bases in baseball games
unless he stole a bike or something.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Sound strategy.
Whenever anyone says anything about a black person, assume racism!
Cincy Jungle: Where the Rocky Mountains are in the Pacific Ocean
Thats racistist!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 6, 2012 10:05 AM EST up reply actions
That's because Whitey has an evil, dark soul
and only acts with hatred.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 6, 2012 10:21 AM EST up reply actions
AndI thought of that damn NBC show
that’s still on instead of Community. Still right.
by Chester Drawers on Jan 6, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
do any of you follow whitney and chris d'elia on twitter?
They’ve got this really weird hate-love-want-to-fuck back-and-forth chemistry. I can’t figure out if it’s pretty funny or really awkward. Or forced. Anyone else weigh in?
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
their twitters would suggest to me that their show is better than it is
#laughtrackshow #doesnthelp
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
this is about a black person and stealing!
definite racism!
BK should be taken in front of the kangaroo court
x
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Jan 6, 2012 10:25 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Nope, that's why they have their eyes closed
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Not so's they can't work or nothin'
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 6, 2012 10:28 AM EST up reply actions
hmm.
did you guys know that when a thread is closed you can c/x through it?
makes it very difficult to find the new comments!
Bring Back CTRL-F [new]
I noticed that this morning after I closed a thread....or did I?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
That's kinda funny
Your handle starts with ’t and you left out ’(
by poojols on Jan 6, 2012 9:30 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
That's kinda funny
Your handle starts with ’t and you left out ’t
by poojols on Jan 6, 2012 9:30 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
I don't like that you can't z through comments unless a new one posts while you are in the thread
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
I don't think I've encountered that problem
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Been like that for a couple months now on all the SB Nation sites
Must be an IE thing.
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
It is an IE thing.
I don’t know if you have to wait for someone to post, or if it just takes a while to load.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Jan 6, 2012 10:14 AM EST up reply actions
So.....
Is the #3 prospect Billy Hamilton batting left handed and the #4 prospect Billy Hamilton batting right handed? I might slide right handed batting Billy down a few slots to #8 or so.
The amount of liquor I drank last night would've killed a small-to-medium sized Asian family.
Who's man?
Our man!
He’s still only 19, people!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 6, 2012 9:59 AM EST reply actions
...
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
by btcoop71 on Jan 6, 2012 10:27 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not cool, man.
Not cool.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Jan 6, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
You see, because Carl Lewis raped the national anthem that one time.....
ahem…………..crickets
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
This picture begs for photoshopping
I wish I was good at that sort of thing.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Well I guess we have our incindiary topic for today
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
His agent was quoted:
“Well, she was wearing Cubs apparel, so she was just asking for it.”
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 6, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
sounds like somebody should've left a gift basket...
/Jeter’d
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
Yeah
This dude obviously never played GTA. Stealing FBI cars is pretty cool, but it’s never, ever worth it.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 6, 2012 10:40 AM EST up reply actions
Of course it had to be the IT/Tech guy that was driving it when it got stolen
But why did he have it at the car wash?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
If he had played GTA, he would have known to just get out of the circle where the police are looking for 30 seconds.
What a loser.
Cincy Jungle: Where the Rocky Mountains are in the Pacific Ocean
Once you get four stars though and the FBI comes after ya
they never let up. You gotta get that shit painted at the garage!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 6, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
I miss the old ones where the military comes after you at six stars.
And then you can steal a tank and go apeshit.
Cincy Jungle: Where the Rocky Mountains are in the Pacific Ocean
I just like shooting people's tires out
and then going to the front of the car & shooting them in the head through the windshield.
creating traffic jams is fun!
I haven't played one since Vice City
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 6, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
I might have played a total of ten minutes of GTA
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
You're either 30+, or you just suck.
Cincy Jungle: Where the Rocky Mountains are in the Pacific Ocean
I am both of these things, and I have played a ton of GTA
You hypothesis is invalid.
Wait………
And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jan 6, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions
My hypothesis is still valid.
If you haven’t played much GTA, you’re either 30+ or you suck. I never said the converse was true.
Cincy Jungle: Where the Rocky Mountains are in the Pacific Ocean
I'm over 30 and you suck if you think GTA is a great game
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I'm not really into video games and I'm under 30
Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
your mom begs to differ, and that's not the only thing she begs for
dammit jch, you aren’t even challenging me anymore
Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
Sorry, I have trouble passing on the "too soon" jokes
Because it’s never too soon in my world.
/TWSS
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Actually, that's sort of the opposite of what she said.
Or maybe you’ve been with some really cool girls.
Cincy Jungle: Where the Rocky Mountains are in the Pacific Ocean
i haven't played any GTA game since
GTA2 on my PS1. the bird’s eye view of everything was awesome.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
GTA2 was cool
I haven’t played a newer one either
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
He domb, yo!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 6, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
I don't know if anyone has mentioned it, but this headline is pretty racist.
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
There's plenty pretty about boobs, though
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
mmmmm....racist boobs
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
by ChiDa on Jan 6, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not new rule : no abusive, expletive, racially and sexually charged flame wars for the rest of the CPR
And beyond. It’s bad for business, and we’re in a recovery.
We’ve all got cabin fever at this point in the year, but the mods aren’t going to be afraid to warn and ban anynone who is engaged in pointless, insensitive, petty arguments that amount to an exchange of personal attacks. Plenty of primary season left for that.
Mgr., Red Reporter
"Bootsy, you're a superstar right?"
"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jan 6, 2012 12:31 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Anynone should really be a word
Mgr., Red Reporter
"Bootsy, you're a superstar right?"
"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jan 6, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
I think Webster's would consider that a petty suggestion!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 6, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
when was there a sexually charged flame war and how did i miss that?
Brevity is the soul of wit.
There's always a simmering sexual tension here
Mgr., Red Reporter
"Bootsy, you're a superstar right?"
"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jan 6, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
Is this about the Tom Brady pictures?
@DavefrmLville.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 6, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
No expletive flame wars?
So everyone is going to be warned or banned, including half of the mods?
Cincy Jungle: Where the Rocky Mountains are in the Pacific Ocean
You know exactly what he means, why are you doing this?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I'm not going to do this.
It was intended as a joke.
Cincy Jungle: Where the Rocky Mountains are in the Pacific Ocean
Ah, I see. My apologies then, my sarcasmeter is off.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Butt!
Mgr., Red Reporter
"Bootsy, you're a superstar right?"
"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jan 6, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
Even the sarcastic stuff isn't having it's intended effect right now
I think we all need to take a step back.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 6, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
Do the Rockaway...
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 6, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
I agree with this
@DavefrmLville.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 6, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not banning cursing, if that's what you're asking
The Community Guidelines are the same, but we’ve strayed from them more than usual recently.
Mgr., Red Reporter
"Bootsy, you're a superstar right?"
"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jan 6, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
I understand.
I wasn’t being serious. Carry on.
Cincy Jungle: Where the Rocky Mountains are in the Pacific Ocean
Wait a minute, why are you hear getting old men all worked up? Shouldn't you be at Moeller doing that right now?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
8th grade day, so we're off.
That’s one thing I love about Moeller. Random days off!
Cincy Jungle: Where the Rocky Mountains are in the Pacific Ocean
Nice.....kick back with a Mountain Dew and enjoy the day kid, you've earned it
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
That's fine
I don’t like being a hard ass. Jokes are encouraged in almost all cases.
We just want to make sure this is a space for talking about the Reds and distantly related topics without degenerating into Internet knife fighting.
Mgr., Red Reporter
"Bootsy, you're a superstar right?"
"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jan 6, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
How do we feel about internet spoon fighting?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
We'll draw the line at the spork
Mgr., Red Reporter
"Bootsy, you're a superstar right?"
"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jan 6, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
As long as you don't go after the eyes, it's okay.
Cincy Jungle: Where the Rocky Mountains are in the Pacific Ocean
I won't have it
Britt Daniel is a genius
by DerekH91 on Jan 6, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
False.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Jan 6, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
this is a great decision
i love it when the mods get to puff out their chest & gang up on people*
*as long as it isn’t me
now YORE being a racist!
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
Hahaha, I watched that just the other day.......weird
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Pops, you're so absoludicrous.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 6, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
That's fantastic
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
If I could offer what is now an outsider's perspective
I think we’re all taking our commenting a little too seriously. It’s just a blog homies!
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
Yo Scrabbles
I know you hate basketball and all, but you, Alan, and I should hit a bar for a Cavs game sometime soon
Dirt Bikes!
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jan 6, 2012 1:27 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
I love basketball and I'm not sure I would go to a bar to watch a Cavs game
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
They can, at times, actually be fun to watch this year
Not usually though. Hence the bar
Dirt Bikes!
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jan 6, 2012 1:29 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Perhaps not a Cavs game
If I’mma hafta watch some basketball, I’d rather it be not so awful.
But yeah, I dig. I’m actually not too busy in the coming few weeks, so we should do it soon.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 6, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
You can come, too
I’ll even buy you a beer. But you gotsta buy your own plane ticket.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 8, 2012 9:53 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, if you were in columbus still, you might have been invited.
Depending on if you provide the Little Caesar’s
Dirt Bikes!
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jan 9, 2012 9:09 AM EST up reply actions
Wednesdays are out for me
but I think pretty much any other day of the week should be fine.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 9, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions
moddamn it time!
Swing that banhammer equally. I hope Lady Justice wears a blindfold!
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
by obc2 on Jan 6, 2012 1:17 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Not sure this comment is terribly productive
Dirt Bikes!
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jan 6, 2012 1:20 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
If nothing else
This was a a very successful comment grab.
Mgr., Red Reporter
"Bootsy, you're a superstar right?"
"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jan 6, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
Picture of your mother in compromising positions were posted
It was terrible.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Actually, it was the same group of people that always cause commotion, bitching back and forth about how much more mistreated they were than the other people on the blog (except I wasn't part of the group this time)
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
For funsies, I was looking to see how many flags I have
I have 16 inappropriate flags. By three people.
/glaresatthose3people
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Damnit, now I have to go look again
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
You are in 2nd place
obc – 7
’tHan – 6
N-Word Justin – 3
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
The flag button is a lot like the "close door" button on the elevator or the big button at the crosswalk
It don’t do shit, but you feel better after pushing it.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Actually, I cross every day at an intersection where the big button actually does do something
If you don’t press it, you don’t get the “walk” sign when the light turns green, and the green light only lasts about 5 seconds (not enough time to cross the intersection). Press it, and the light lasts about 20 seconds and you get a “walk” sign.
Of course, either way people making right turns on red will try to run you down, then blow their horn and glare at you when they fail.
And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jan 6, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
can we track the pop up leaders ?
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
by obc2 on Jan 6, 2012 1:36 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Objection!
Leading the witness.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 6, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
Your honor, I move we treat andromache as a hostile witness!
/Knows nothing about lawyers, so this will end quickly on my part
You stalk Joey Votto, don't you?
And when you stalk him, you use celery, don’t you?
Not everybody is a Kenyan, fool. - jch
That reminds me...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhhXCuUG2pw
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 6, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
I wonder if Craig Counsell ever batted out of order
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Jan 6, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It helped me cope with having a gay father as well.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 6, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I have 16,384 troll flags and they're all from my parents.
:(
Is there a mod so powerful he can ban himself?
If you havin troll problems, I feel bad for you son
I got (8)99 comments, but a flag aint one
by DerekH91 on Jan 6, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Nice.
"This is the St. Louis Cardinals we're talking about. They suck. Screw them. With a shovel. The sharp metal end. And then set them on fire." - crolfer
by rorschach1979 on Jan 6, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
I know it's been said before
but I think it bears repeating. Al Yellon is boring.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 6, 2012 1:50 PM EST reply actions
new topic
Best spring day trips from Cincy (4-5 hr drive max)?
I vote Put in Bay. Or Cumberland houseboatin’.
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
by obc2 on Jan 6, 2012 1:52 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
Old Man's Cave is awesome in the spring when the creeks are full up
The waterfalls are gorgeous.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 6, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
Yay! I love Hocking Hills.
Magee Marsh is also a good place to go for wildlife, dunno if it’s a daytrip from Cincy, though.
Is there a mod so powerful he can ban himself?
Larry Bird was a trash man there once
good thing Bob Knight pissed him off before the season even started, so Bird didn’t lose a year of eligibility. then he took a year off and was a trash collector. then the assistant at ISU tracked him down and convinced him to give it another shot. moral of the story is ROLL TREES.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Cumberland rocks!
But Red River Gorge is better.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 6, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
Done it!
Hitting up the ocoee in May.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 6, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
I've don the New River
really wanna do the Gauley, too
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
Brookville Lake, a big boat, and a big cooler of beer
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
This man has it right
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Fishing poles or water skis/tube?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Beer and the lake
Although I’ve been tubing down there before…but that was when I was a little younger
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
the leader in the clubhouse for Easter break family road trip...
Niagara Falls, Ontario
Put those 5 passports to use!
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
by obc2 on Jan 6, 2012 2:29 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
great wolf lodge CA side
Has a suite that sleeps six, very reasonable rate. We gon swum!!!
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
by obc2 on Jan 6, 2012 3:42 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
I also hear Yellow Springs is cool
though I’ve never been.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 6, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
Yellow Springs is nice.
And they have good ice cream. In the 1990’s they had a good record store, too.
Not everybody is a Kenyan, fool. - jch
there is a new record store there now that is decent
Toxic Beauty Records The guy that owns it is a buddy of mine.
Yellow Springs is fun, though I’d rather go in the summer time when its hot and you can hike up to the springs and drink straight water from the source.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
New record store?
That’s really unfortunate.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 6, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
I'm friends with the owner of Dingleberry's
Which has, sadly, closed. But the thing my lady friend liked best about her visit to Ohio were the goats at Young’s Dairy. Check ’em out!
My buddies and I got real chummy with the dude who ran Sour Records in Westerville
when we were in school. Sadly, it closed. Now he works at a guitar shop down the street. We always stop and visit with him when we all get together for our annual drankin’ reunion.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 6, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions
How can you tell if the water is straight?
Does it wear an earring in its left ear?
And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jan 6, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
har har
not sure how I got those words in the wrong order…
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
Yellow Springs is pretty cool
Kind of a funny little town. You might into Dave Chapelle.
That ice cream place is always packed though.
And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jan 6, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
the last time I was there we saw Chapelle ride by on his super expensive motorcycle
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
Daughter #2 Graduated from Antioch....used to see Dave a lot there.
Nope that’s not her in the picture…
Does anyone know who this distinguished Antioch Alumnus is?
Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.
Rod Serling?
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
Coretta Scott King
The amount of liquor I drank last night would've killed a small-to-medium sized Asian family.
the winner and CHAMPION
balooko31
And yes, as everyone already knows, Rod Serling did indeed graduate from Antioch.
Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.
Really?
I very much prefer fresh water to salt water. Swimming in the ocean is like bathing in chicken soup.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 6, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, i stay out of lakes & rivers
the ocean is also dirty i’m sure, but it doesn’t have that horrible smell.
also, the water is generally clear so it seems cleaner
Ocean water is the breasts
especially when you can see the little critters and sech at the bottom.
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
And boobs, breasts are the tits!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 6, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
I rec'd this, but then I realized you said rivers are better than lakes.
So I had to take my rec back.
Cincy Jungle: Where the Rocky Mountains are in the Pacific Ocean
where does the pond fall in?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
We have a pool and a pond.
Pond would be good for you.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 6, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
you have a pool and a pond
but you don’t need either because you SWIM AROUND ALL DAY IN ALL YOUR MONEY YOU RICH FUCK
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
by boobs on Jan 6, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
And the asshole is moving
Pfff. What a cake eater.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 6, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
Never fear
I hired tenant workers to tend to my fields while I’m gone.
Muahahahahaha!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 6, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
1%er
I am continuously surprised by the number of wealthy white men we have here.
@DavefrmLville.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 6, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
How bout some of you rich white fellers loan us broke bastards some money????
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I have a 3 and 1 year old
#nodinero
@DavefrmLville.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 6, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
Boobs the wealthy white male grad student.
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
Ponds are strictly for fishing
no swimming allowed.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 6, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
Nope, switch that
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Pools are for dark sunglasses to stare at boobs.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 6, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
Brookville Lake is pretty damned clear
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Every time someone finds a dead body in a body of water, it was in a river.
Cincy Jungle: Where the Rocky Mountains are in the Pacific Ocean
if you put the work at the very end of your comment, the #spoileralert doesn't really do anyone any good.
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
I've seen worse stuff wash ashore out of the ocean
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Exactly
Houseboats may use the lake as a toilet, but the entire world uses the ocean as a toilet.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 6, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
ever been out on Lake Michigan?
unbelievably clear
@DavefrmLville.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 6, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
I have not, I'd love to go though
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
We've been camping at Van Buren State Park in South Haven, MI
The campsite is nice with a private beach that you can walk to, and South Haven is super cute, the lake is beautiful, 5-6 hours from Cincy.
Those are my girls on the pier ^
And one on the beach:
I don't know why my kids call me that. I think I'm a pretty nice mom.
That looks awesome.
I’ve only made it up there once, and it was to the Canadian side of Lake Huron. The weather, scenery, and lake couldn’t have been more beautiful…makes me wonder why it’s been so long since I’ve been back.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 6, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
I was in Collingwood last February and saw a frozen Georgian Bay....pretty neat
@DavefrmLville.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 7, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
But Ocean are full of whale sperm! That's why they are so salty
/Snooki’d
And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jan 6, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Fran Fraschilla called me Aristotle on Twitter today
can’t say that ever happened before
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
he's a former bobcat asst coach
Therefore, he is awesome!
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
by obc2 on Jan 6, 2012 3:43 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
clever use of #goodlord.
You were just a rich girl only having fun. Your worn out dresses brought stares from everyone. Hey little rich girl, where did you go wrong?
please don't go green
#lowstandards
@DavefrmLville.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 6, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
shit, I had already rec'd it
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
hahahahhahaha
@DavefrmLville.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 7, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
Would you buy a Kia from a crazy man?
Gary Busey has been doing ads for local car dealers.
And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jan 6, 2012 3:48 PM EST reply actions
I love those.
And would consider a Kia if I lived near that dealership and had no car and no kids and no wife to tell me “no.”
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
Kia radio commercials are the worst ever
Its like they are targeting stupid americans
@DavefrmLville.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 6, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Well think about the 80 - 20 rule...80% of Americans are flat stup - 18.9% Americans are fat slobs - 1% To Rule them all and in the Darkness Bind them.... .01% are Genuis RRs
Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.
by Madville on Jan 6, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Dude's
so small but so fun to watch. Don’t look forward to watching him run on Pirates pitchers. Do look forward to him (hopefully) stealing me boatloads of bases in fantasy.
by McCutchenIsTheTruth on Jan 7, 2012 4:37 PM EST reply actions
if he meets his potential
Pirates pitchers will have some company
Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
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