Dear Ladies and Jelly Spoons,

I would like to make an attempt to actually follow, read and post like I did in the past. This is my attempt to return, your very own prodigal son. Luckily Cueto is still with the team, and the same 30+ year olds who regularly post are still familiar with Less Than Jake. I hope I am welcomed back with much scorn & derision. Was it not House of Pain who adroitly once said:

I got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms
And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned
Anyone stepping to me you'll get burned
Cause I got lyrics and you ain't got none
So if you come to battle bring a shotgun

Anyways, my gift to you (if you haven't seen it before) is the original starting 9 for the Cincinnati Red Stockings. Those men definitely knew how to play the game the right way.