My Attempt to Post Again for the 2012 Season, or They Don't Grow Moustaches Like They Used To
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Jan 30, 2012 7:53 PM EST
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Dear Ladies and Jelly Spoons,
I would like to make an attempt to actually follow, read and post like I did in the past. This is my attempt to return, your very own prodigal son. Luckily Cueto is still with the team, and the same 30+ year olds who regularly post are still familiar with Less Than Jake. I hope I am welcomed back with much scorn & derision. Was it not House of Pain who adroitly once said:
I got more rhymes than the bible's got psalmsAnd just like the Prodigal Son I've returned
Anyone stepping to me you'll get burned
Cause I got lyrics and you ain't got none
So if you come to battle bring a shotgun
Anyways, my gift to you (if you haven't seen it before) is the original starting 9 for the Cincinnati Red Stockings. Those men definitely knew how to play the game the right way.
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I dunno, Scrabs.
This guy seems like he’d make me pretty nervous in the alley.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 30, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
Dude
I had that exact set of lyrics stuck in my head this morning. Why?
Follow on Twitter: @jluckhaupt. Buy The Wire-to-Wire Reds today!
Because you woke up next to him in bed?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
And those Red Stockings shaved the game the right way
Follow on Twitter: @jluckhaupt. Buy The Wire-to-Wire Reds today!
Opening revenue streams by tying maidens to train tracks
is the new market inefficiency.
by Brendanukkah on Jan 31, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
"Hey. You. Yo! You gotta pat the rent, bra."
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 1, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
I didn't think he could get any douschier
and then I saw him dressed like Andre 3000.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
Probably the most important group to hit the 21st century's pop pantheon
Exceptional beyond belief: Big Boi and Andre 3000
Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.
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