I'd like to think we have an open and welcoming environment here at Red Reporter, despite what this thread might imply. That unsavory showing of better-than-you-ness notwithstanding, I'd like to implore all the newish members of the site out there to come forward and let us know a little about yourself. I'll go first, even though anyone who's been here more than 2 weeks probably already knows most of this:
I'm a 6'4" hunk of gorgeous Reds fan, I have 2 equally gorgeous kids, and live in beautiful Silverton, OH (hometown of Roger Staubach and Barry Larkin). My all time favorite band is Pearl Jam, my favorite flavor of ice cream is strawberry, and my favorite Animaniacs credit goes to Kathryn Page. Also, despite being able to eat copious amounts of food I'm allergic to mustard and coffee, both of which will cause me to puke within a minute or two in most cases.
Here's what I look like. Fair warning - Despite what this picture might imply I'm not developmentally challenged (Hi Petey!) and I don't have a glass eye. I was just a little #overserved.
So dear intrepid lurker/newbie, I ask you:
Who are you?
How old are you?
Where are you from?
What's your favorite dessert?
How did you find this little crazy corner of Reds fandom?
What keeps you coming back?
What's your guilty pleasure movie or song? (mine is Lilo & Stitch and Wake Me Up Before You Go Go, FWIW)
When confronted with a yellow light, do you hit the gas pedal or the brake pedal?