NFL Conference Championship Games
by DerekH91 on Jan 22, 2012 4:41 PM EST
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PrintAnton Chigurh: What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss.
Gas Station Proprietor: Sir?
Anton Chigurh: The most. You ever lost. On a coin toss.
Gas Station Proprietor: I don't know. I couldn't say.
[Chigurh flips a quarter from the change on the counter and covers it with his hand]
Anton Chigurh: Call it.
Gas Station Proprietor: Call it?
Anton Chigurh: Yes.
Gas Station Proprietor: For what?
Anton Chigurh: Just call it.
Gas Station Proprietor: Well, we need to know what we're calling it for here.
Anton Chigurh: You need to call it. I can't call it for you. It wouldn't be fair.
Gas Station Proprietor: I didn't put nothin' up.
Anton Chigurh: Yes, you did. You've been putting it up your whole life you just didn't know it. You know what date is on this coin?
Gas Station Proprietor: No.
Anton Chigurh: 1958. It's been traveling twenty-two years to get here. And now it's here. And it's either heads or tails. And you have to say. Call it.
Gas Station Proprietor: Look, I need to know what I stand to win.
Anton Chigurh: Everything.
Gas Station Proprietor: How's that?
Anton Chigurh: You stand to win everything. Call it.
Gas Station Proprietor: Alright. Heads then.
[Chigurh removes his hand, revealing the coin is indeed heads]
Anton Chigurh: Well done.
[the gas station proprietor nervously takes the quarter with the small pile of change he's apparently won while Chigurh starts out]
Anton Chigurh: Don't put it in your pocket, sir. Don't put it in your pocket. It's your lucky quarter.
Gas Station Proprietor: Where do you want me to put it?
Anton Chigurh: Anywhere not in your pocket. Where it'll get mixed in with the others and become just a coin. Which it is.
Pats up on the Ravens 13-10 at the half.
NYG @ SF: 6:30 P.M.
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Viva el Harbaugh Bowl!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 22, 2012 4:49 PM EST reply actions
wow
Quiet day on RR. Everyone must have life. Who knew?
Looking good for the team formerly known as the Cleveland Browns.
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I picked the Ravens and 49ers, so NE and NY will definitely win
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
me too.
and if it’s NY/NE, well, fuck the east coast!
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 22, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
advertisers will love you
Supposedly, those are the teams they want in the Super Bowl.
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maybe for the Giants
For New England, I think it’s just that they win so much.
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I mean, It's Boston
That’s not exactly a small market team
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yeah, but
SF is not a small market team, either. You’d think a west coast-east coast matchup would be preferable to an all east coast Super Bowl. I know advertisers were underwhelmed at the Subway Series.
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Halfway there
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions
Jimmy Smiff !
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 22, 2012 5:48 PM EST reply actions
bold move
but it failed.
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oh for fuck's sake
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 22, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
so do the Ravens cut Lee Evans in the locker room
or will they actually wait til tomorrow?
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 22, 2012 6:13 PM EST reply actions
Or Billy Cundiff?
Jeepers. Dude’s gonna be have the nervous pukes for a month.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 22, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions
Evans was a season-long bust
and just when it looked like he could make a difference, he drops the game-winning TD pass in the end zone.
Yeah, Cundiff shat the bed, but even if he makes that kick it’s still OT.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 22, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions
In his defense
It was stripped away by the corner making a tremendous play. Nothing Evans can do about that.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 22, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions
per Shannon Sharpe
“catch it better.”
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 22, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
Whatevs
I thought it was an awesome play by the corner.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 22, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
poor Billy
I was rooting for the Pats, but I feel sorry for Cundiff. He used to be a Cowboy and all.
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Wait, you're a Cowboys fan too?
Ok, no. You can’t be a Yankees fan, and a Cowboys fan. That violates several laws
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by DerekH91 on Jan 22, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Rules don't apply to BubbaFan
She gets to pick scrub players as favorites!
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
no, no
It’s allowed. The problem is that I am not also a fan of the Lakers, the Red Wings, Tiger Woods and Jeff Gordon.
Though maybe I’ll get a pass for Tiger Woods these days…
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Jeebus
You like UNC basketball and Alabama football, too?
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
I am not a fan of all those
That’s the problem. If you’re going to be bandwagon jumper, you’re supposed to jump on all the bandwagons.
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Oh, I missed the "not"
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
What NBA, NHL, and college teams do you like?
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
I don't like the NBA
(Sorry, Joey. Maybe if you take me to a game sometime you can show me the error of my ways. ;-)
My sister likes the Sacramento Kings, so I guess I’d go with them if I have to pick one.
Don’t like the NHL, either. Hey, I’m from Hawaii. Hockey ranks somewhere behind synchronized swimming, badminton, and darts in Hawaii.
College…Hawaii, NC State, Michigan, Texas A & M…and Rice. :-)
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way to try and quick kick it to not get it blocked and just hook the piss out of it..
that was a chip shot
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 22, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
On an even more somber note
why does this scare the living shit out of me?
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 22, 2012 6:17 PM EST reply actions
As long as it's not Theriot, I may be able to digest it.
I say that, of course, before the 200+ ABs that will inevitably yield an OBP of .263
I'd take Theriot over Eckstein 10 times out of 10.
In related news, I can’t believe I just wrote that.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 22, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions
would you have taken
Jack Wilson for $1 million?
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no.
I’d gladly take Janish for $800K. There’s no need to pay them both for complete redundancy.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 22, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions
What's to be worried about?
If he signs, it’ll be close to league minimum, and even Dusty won’t view him as a starter. It’ll give us the much needed depth at shortstop, and he’ll probably give us .5 to 1 win production, which is fine for a backup SS
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he's a former WS MVP
from the Cardinals.
The joke got old after Springer, Edmonds, and Isringhausen.
It’s like Walt keeps telling the same knock knock joke to us and expects us to still think it’s funny.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 22, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I guess
The only questionable signing you listed up there is Edmonds, but that’s only because he was injured at the time (he was hitting really well for Milwaukee.) The other two were relievers he took fliers on for the league minimum that didn’t work out. Teams do that 100 times a season, and Walt took a chance on guys he had before that had a lot of success with him. Before Ludwick, Walt hardly spent a large chunk of the budget on ex-Cards (not counting Rolen, but he’s worked out ok for us.)
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Rolen's worked out okay?
I dunno. He was spectacular the first half of 2010, but otherwise he’s been injured or not so good. And he’s been paid about $15 mil or so over that period.
Yeah, I guess I’d call it okay.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 22, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I wasn't saying he's been great
But without him, we don’t make the playoffs in 2010.
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I think that's true
Even if he sucks this year…maybe it was worth it, for 2010.
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I think the team needed it, too
Yeah, we make fun of “veteran presence” and all…but I think there’s something to it. A guy who’s been there, and knows it can be done.
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It's OK.
Thankfully, none of the other pieces in the trade have panned out like they could have either.
Rolen’s surely had a positive influence on the clubhouse, too, and I can’t really think of a FA 3B we could have picked up over the last 2 years who would’ve had a bigger impact.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 22, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, D's comment struck me at first
but then I thought about it and checked the numbers, and yeah, I guess I’d say it’s okay. He really needs to play 120+ games this season though. Last year negated all goodwill he earned for his 2010.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 22, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions
totally agree.
Although I guess I’d say that the trade was purely for the first year, right? It’s the extension (and subsequent deferred money) that will define last year and this year, no?
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 22, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
When they got him
he had a year left on his contract at $12 mil or so. The extension made that one year, $12 mil into a three year, $18 mil deal. Or something like that.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 22, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
that's what I thought.
So in essence, this year is the make/break for the trade. When they struck that deal for/with Rolen, they realistically had to tell themselves that if they have him produce for 2/3 of the time, the deal’s worth it.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 22, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
If he can be around a 3-win player this year, I think we'll all be pretty pleased.
Adding the production from Roar and Frazier, that should be in the top half for 3B.
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I don't see 3 wins, sorry.
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions
You don't?
Even last year, he was a 1.5 win player, and that was in 63 games. I think it’s pretty reasonable, considering he’s still a plus fielder
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Is RL going to be that low at 3B again?
I don’t think Rolen starts more than 100 games and I don’t think he can hit like he did in 2010.
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
He'll have pretty much a full season worth of rest going in to spring training, and there's no way he walks only 3% of the time again
He’ll never have a .212 ISO again, you’re right, but I still think 3 wins is probably about right.
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I hope you're right.
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
i think rolen is responsible for the postseason run
so yeah, rolen has been good for the reds.
when he plays, they win.
sadly, he doesn’t get to play enough
In baseball news,
Clay Davenport’s first projected standings of the year have the Reds winning the Central by one game over Milwaukee.
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
looks like his projection likes the Rangers and Red Sox a whole lot.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
and the Brewers...87 wins? hrmmm
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 22, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions
I thought 83 was too low for the Cardinals
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by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions
clay davenport?
Why on earth would anyone want a sofa made of clay?
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he's sold on Heisey, too.
Apparently he did this before factoring in the Ludwick signing, but if Heisey puts up a season like Davenport suggests, we shouldn’t have signed Ludwick in the first place.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 22, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions
Clay has a good track record as a saberist, so there's more room for optimism.
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions
It amazes me how yesteryear's athletes were out of shape
by today’s standards.
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions
It amazes me how yesteryear's athletes were "in shape," too.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 22, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions
i.e.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 22, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions
The advances in weight training in the past 20 years have a lot to do with that
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yeah
I was watching highlights from the 1970 World Series recently and Boog Powell made me have the same reaction. He looks like a beer-league softball player compared to today’s ballplayers.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
What I don't understand is how someone as slender as Teddy Ballgame
could drive a ball 500+ feet.
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions
know who's the longest hitter on the PGA tour?
this string bean:
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 22, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
that's b/c he has one of the most efficient swings on tour
almost no wasted movement, and generates a ridiculous amount of clubhead speed
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 22, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Precisely.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 22, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
There's another guy that was slender, but powerful.
I think it just reinforces the idea that a hitter’s power comes from his legs, torso, and hips.
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
Slender?
I don’t know if I’d call him slender. I mean, sure, he wasn’t Big Klu, but he was most definitely carved out of wood.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 22, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
He was well-defined, but I would say this is on the slender side
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
Darryl Strawberry could hit balls like that too
The one I remember most, from Wikipedia:
On April 4, 1988, the Expos’ Opening Day, Darryl Strawberry hit a ball off a speaker which hangs off a concrete ring at Olympic Stadium, estimated to have traveled 525 feet.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I swear I remember him hitting a homer on a check-swing once.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 23, 2012 10:43 AM EST up reply actions
Remember Glenallen Hill?
He was like a shorter, happier, Kevin Mitchell.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Jan 23, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions
oh, I certainly do.
though I always got him and Danny Tartabull confused.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 23, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
Have you been to Camden Yards and had BBQ with Boog?
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
I wish.
I wanted to go last summer when the Reds were there.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
Yeah, I need to plan a trip that lets me see the parks in Philly, Baltimore, and DC in the same week.
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
What a great photo, too
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
So, yeah
Vernon Davis has had a somewhat decent playoffs so far
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yeahh
he good.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 22, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions
MBP, you'll like this:
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you, the wheel was also a fine invention–but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza!” – Dave Barry
…as selected from the website for my dinner locale this evening!
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 22, 2012 7:15 PM EST reply actions
either knife it
or fold it in half for a killer calzone!
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 22, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
Pizza scissors!
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
OH MY GOD. BEAR IS SCORING TOUCHDOWN. HOW CAN THAT BE?
by FordhamRam on Jan 22, 2012 7:35 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
what's an NFL?
I’m watching a replay of the US-Venezuela soccer match, just because AJ DeLaGarza got a cap.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
holy cow
Joe Paterno died?
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Where have you been?
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
This came off as more dickish than intended.
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
Cahoonzie
No cell phone coverage.
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Chip Kelly to Bucs?
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
/petecarroll'd
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 22, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
Crappier NFL job, Seattle or Tampa Bay?
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
Tampa
That’s an easy one. Tampa is a wasteland.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
At least Tampa has a quarterback though.
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Wha?
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
Dixon, Masoli, and, um, whomever the guy is who just declared for the draft.
None of these guys were real quarterbacks away from the Ducks.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Jan 22, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
But you need a real quarterback in the NFL.
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know nearly enough about the NFL to disagree with you.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Jan 22, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
I hated those creamsicles.
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
Tampa has won a super bowl in the last decade
they’ve got a defense named after them, and a huge portion of the players in the league are either from the state, live in the state, played college in the state, or all 3.
Tampa’s the better job by NFL measures.
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 22, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
they've also got that cool pirate ship
if the owners would quit messing around with soccer, they could devote more time to restoring the bucs!
Perhaps, I just saw that it's trending on Twitter.
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
Just checked there myself.
Arrelious Benn tweeted “we got Chip Kelly…”; and you KNOW that Twitter has never been wrong.
Yeah, Jonah Keri just tweeted it as well.
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
impressive that Paterno's death was reported too early and Kelly's new job was reported too early.
Lots of twitter mistakes for 24 hours.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Jan 23, 2012 10:11 AM EST up reply actions
either that and/or USC is off their ban
it still seems frightfully stupid to choose 9-7 at Tampa over 11-1 at Oregon, but whatever.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
'9ers should go for it here.
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
Well, they should have before intentionally taking a delay of game penalty.
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
Oh shit
That’ll be Giants ball at the spot of the touch
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SF WR...what the fuck.
You know he knows it hits him…what the fuck is he doing just walking away from it?
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by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 22, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
Can San Francisco's defense make a stop here?
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
Well, San Francisco has the perfect chance here
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
And now New York has a perfect chance.
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
Yep
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
this is a pretty good game
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David Tyree apparently spends his time now campaigning against same-sex marriage.
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
So says the almighty Wiki.
I looked him up, because I forgot what college he attended. I found this:
“Tyree said in an interview that the passage of the Marriage Equality Act would “be the beginning of our country sliding toward…anarchy”.17 He said he would trade his famous catch and the team’s Super Bowl title to keep marriage between a man and a woman."
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
charming
In related news, that “church” in Kansas is going to picket Joe Paterno’s funeral.
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Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church?
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
yeah
They tweeted something about him being in hell now, for choosing fame and fortune over doing the right thing.
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WBC is on Twitter!?
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
if you want to follow them
they are on Twitter.
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No thanks
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
Seems like they'd be in favor of that kind of thing
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you forgot he went to Syracuse?
for shame..
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 22, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
I don't watch a lot of Syracuse football, sorry.
Plus, I was 13 when he played his last game for Syracuse.
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
you're fortunate
Syracuse Football is shitty TV
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 23, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
I did see Syracuse in person in a bowl game once.
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 23, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
Hoculi's gonna spend 15 minutes on the new OT rules
The secret, is to hit the computer with a hammer
Poor, poor Kyle Williams
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
jeez
You can’t hold the ball like that, kid.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Fuck me
The most insufferable Super Bowl has occurred
The secret, is to hit the computer with a hammer
Go Pats!
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 22, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
I mean, goddammit
I hope the game is good, and the Giants win, but the lead up to the game is gonna be intolerable
The secret, is to hit the computer with a hammer
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