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My son is reading it now, does that count?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I think crolfer and The Boy are the same age, so yes.
darthmom: It's like sabremetrics, but for boobs.
I've heard from a few people, whom
I believe to have low standards, tell me how great it is.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 19, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
My son doesn't have low standards, you take that back!
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
yer all right, kid
here. Give this to your boy…
grabs jch24
noogie
ODOYLE RULES!
Go Reds!
(and gooooo krogering)
You know, I can't remember the last time I received a noogie
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Pshhh, did they teach you those fancy words at Delhi Jr. High?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 19, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
My grunts were articulate!
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 19, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
/scratches nuts
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 19, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
No man has ever "scratched" his nuts.
The pinch and roll method is the only thing that will suffice.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 19, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Quite.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 19, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
I've pulled the skin taut and scratched when the pinch and roll wasn't cutting it
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
They have medications for that.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 19, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I read a fair bit. Or at least i used to.
I wouldn’t call it great, but it is quite entertaining and does a pretty good job of painting a picture of a dystopian society.
That makes it worth a read...
I don’t like when people over-hype books just to get you to read them.
Did you ever read Matt Christopher books or did those phase out before your time?
my favorite

by GrooveLeg on Jan 19, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah!
they were pretty awesome. But I’m like 4 years older than crolfer, I think.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
Ditto
Catcher with the Glass Arm is also essential.
Mgr., Red Reporter
"Bootsy, you're a superstar right?"
"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jan 19, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
I LOVED those as a kid.
I used to write my own Matt Christopher-esque stories when I was young.
I’m trying to get my 5-year old son to have patience for reading – he can read if he looks at the words instead of guessing the pictures. I can’t wait until he gets into Matt Christopher books!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jan 19, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
I vaguely remember reading that.
I didn’t know that there were any others.
I read/enjoyed this series quite a lot, though.
Go Colts Dammit!
Dude, Matt Christopher didn't even phase out before MY time.
Those were the shit in elementary school. I read pretty every one in the school library.
Cincy Jungle: Where the Rocky Mountains are in the Pacific Ocean
1st book is good, 2nd book is good, 3rd book is. . . eh
The secret, is to hit the computer with a hammer
Wow, this is timely.
I just finished Mockingjay last night. I started the series a few days before Christmas, and the only reason I didn’t finish them all in 3 days was because I wasn’t willing to buy them and waited out my turn in the library queue.
by the finest muffins on Jan 19, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
'Library Queue'?
Was that with Dyan Cannon and Juliette Lewis?
Straight to video, sure, but I think it’s great that Hollywood just never runs out of new ideas.
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jan 19, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
Clayton Neubert? That's not mocking Jay.. this is mocking Jay.


How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jan 19, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
Clayton Neubert looks more like Mo Egger

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he's the guy in that picture up above that's not Jay Bruce
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but I can't tell which is which, they look too much alike.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
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Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.
Quite a unique name
I wonder it would be strange if we found him and told him he looks more like Mo Edger. . .
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having seen the trailer for Hunger Games
I’m already excited for Catching Fire, too. I don’t think I’ll be quite as excited for MockingJay as I was for the first 2.
Fun reads – each chapter and book keeps you interested for what’s coming up next… though i lost a few hours of sleep because I didn’t want to put the books down.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
nah, yo.
I just got old enough to realize it was time to coach another generation into knowing how to do all that shit themselves!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 20, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
On topic
This is kind of funny. A parody of a Britney Spears song set to Hunger Games type stuff. Probably not meant for this audience, but hey, I saw it when I was in an altered state.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uU6U-8LP1DY
What kind of ALTERED STATE ?
Have you been hanging out with LB again?
Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.
Ryan Braun has herpes
But someone tell me how that elevates his testosterone. Here.
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