SIS: It's too bad SB Nation didn't join in the internet blackout today
This issue is too important to not spread to the far ends of the interwebs. We face a very serious threat to freedom of expression this week, one that transcends party and ideological lines. SOPA and PIPA will, in effect, end the internet as we know it. If these bills were to pass, this site and many others would risk being shut down (nobody on this site creates those images of internet memes themselves.)
The Motion Picture Association of America, the Recording Industry Association of America, the US Chamber of Commerce, and a bunch of media conglomerates are leading the drive to censor the internet in a way that rivals what authoritarian regimes in other countries do. One congressman even said he WANTS to make the internet more like China's version.
Tech companies oppose these bills - you know, people who understand how the internet actually works. The dinosaurs in Congress who support these bills do so for one of two reasons: 1. they don't know how to turn on a computer, let alone use the internet (a series of tubes), or 2. they love money from the MPAA, RIAA, or Chamber (the author of the bill, Lamar from Texas, gets most of his campaign money from MPAA, for example.)
People are always using the phrase "freedom isn't free." Well, it's true. But it's not only soldiers who bear the responsibility. It's all of us. We've let our democracy run amuck because too many Americans don't participate in it. Democracy isn't just voting or putting a bumpersticker on your car. Heck, most of the world has elections, but you don't see too many real democracies outside of the Western world. Our representatives don't listen to us anymore because they don't have informed consituencies making sure they are representing them.
So participate. Don't let Congress ruin Red Reporter and the Internet. Call your Congressmoron and tell him/her to oppose SOPA and PIPA and any bill that attempts to censor the internet. And remember, under this bill, downloading one Michael Jackson song could get you five years in jail, one more than the doctor who killed him.
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they support it
http://www.sbnation.com/2012/1/18/2715811/sopa-legislation-sb-nation-vox-media-statement
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
yeah, as a news source (even sports news), it's probably better to not black out.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
The sky isn't falling
The OPEN Act will be passed, not SOPA or PIPA.
Everyone back to their hookah bars!
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
by obc2 on Jan 18, 2012 2:56 PM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Yay, the least of the three evils!
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Heisey'd?
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
by Yossarian22 on Jan 18, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I supported Metallica vs Napster
Never made sense why folks should be able to pull copywrited material off file share services.
Might be part of the reason music sucks nowadays. Except for Zac Brown Band , of course.
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
by obc2 on Jan 18, 2012 5:58 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Of course
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
by ChiDa on Jan 18, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
It's not about supporting stealing music, it's about the ridiculous nature of the bills
The bills would effectively kill Google, Youtube, and any site with open commenting (hi SBN!). Not to mention wreaking havoc on the global DNS.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I was the biggest hypocrite ever when it came to Napster
I supported Metallica, but it didn’t stop me from downloading a shitload of songs for free.
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
Lars is an entitled, European asshole. I supported Napster only because I hate him so, so much.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 19, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
a daedalus SIS?
followed by the Ludwick overreaction(s)?
of course the sky is falling
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 19, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
No Black out is going mean shit...
That Sopa ain’t gonna pass
And even if it did there will be an injunction against it and lawsuits out the wazoo…
Sabre Rattling by the Fascist Wannabees
Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.
by Madville on Jan 18, 2012 4:37 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
del Rio is right
as always
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 19, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
Word up, mon soeur D
It looks like Obama will veto it anyways, but it’d be great to have actual congressional shut-down of it as well. The web is a beautiful, wonderful, thing. I don’t want to have to go back to ESPN and neither do you.
I was talking with friends today, we agreed that it would have been a beautiful thing if Facebook shut down. Oh, for shame they didn’t.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
thing is
even if these versions don’t pass, MPAA, RIAA, and the Chamber will continue to try to push different versions of the bill through. they simply don’t understand the psychological and sociological changes the world has undergone since the invention of the net. MPAA and RIAA have failed to innovate time after time – they’re constantly fighting technological change instead of coming up with ways to embrace it so they can benefit from it. remember when MPAA led the fight to ban VCRs? obviously, that didn’t work, but our political system is different today, and those associations are far more wealthy and powerful.
sigh…
Yeah, it'll probably be a constant push until something gets changed.
Hopefully it’ll just be something tame. I don’t know enough about the engineering to figure out a way to stop pirating. I’d love for all of the studios to allow their movies to be bought for $5 or something on their websites – I think that would be a creative way to solve things. But I don’t think creativity rules the day.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
You're seeing sideways creativity. Instead of working with the Internet, like you mentioned, it's crap like MORE
3D movies. It’s not really progressive but rather alternate money making.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 18, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions
You nailed it
The first studio to break down and offer $5 full HD movie downloads will rule the day. I’m kind of surprised that it hasn’t happened yet.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Louie C.K. nods his head
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Jan 19, 2012 8:35 AM EST up reply actions
Who was it that released their own record online and made a shit ton of money? I wanna say Radiohead?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
They did the "pay whatever you feel like paying" system, if that's what you're referring to
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Jan 19, 2012 8:38 AM EST up reply actions
I went to the site. I tried to type in "pay Farney $100". It didn't work.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 19, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
Only small indy studios are going to do that. Steven Sodenburgh tried something similar about 5 years ago.
Big studios will die trying to protect their antiquated system.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 19, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
There are 370 million web sites on the internet
If a handful of them decide to shut down for a day….
Is anybody going to notice? is anybody going to care?
So 10 or 20 out of 370,000,000 decide to shut down for a day….it’s not like there are 369,999,980 other options out there which people will choose instead.
but it caught headlines
2 or 3 days, while I hesitate to say a majority, a large number of people did no know what SOPA or PIPA was. A high number or people use Wikipedia on a regular bases. I went to Craigslist earlier today, and it is still running, but you are diverted to a page about SOPA and PIPA when you attempt to go to craigslist.org.
My Facebook’s Newsfeed (and I doubt I am alone) has blown up with status updates, links, and profile pictures involving SOPA and PIPA. So Wikipedia’s protest has achieved one of its desired effects of informing, Americans who are usually woefully ignorant of the shitty laws their ruling class continues to pass at the local, state, and national levels that fucks them in the ass, actually know about this.
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
Facebook sucks
It could go dark for a month and I’d barely notice.
Twitter is where it’s at, comrade.
Buy RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock by Sammy Hagar, today
by obc2 on Jan 18, 2012 6:39 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 4 recs
Twitter is used as the country club to RR
where everyone who isn’t in the right clique gets pee’d on.
The only catch is, all of them have open accounts.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Jan 18, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
I really do not know what twitter does for me that facebook does not
I can follow people I know personally on Facebook.
I can communicate with people publicly and privately on Facebook.
I can be narcissistic and post every mundane detail of my life like it is interesting on Facebook.
I can get news on Facebook.
I can easily use Facebook with my smart phone.
I don’t see what Twitter does for me that Facebook doesn’t.
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
I'm not disagreeing with you here but consider this...
Replace ‘Twitter’ with ‘Facebook’ and replace "Facebook’ with ‘email’ in your post above. I think then you may start to get a feel for the reasons that Tweeters love their Twitter so.
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jan 18, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
meh
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 18, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Facebook was great before all the changes.
I know that makes me sound like a holster douche but it’s true. Back when you needed a college ecmail to start an account was the best.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 18, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
*hipster
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 18, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
be honest
*holister.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 18, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'd rather be a hipster.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 18, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
I find the character restriction of twitter constraining.
I think twitter was more important a few years ago when Smart Phones were expensive pieces of technology few people had. Now with many people have G3 internet in their pocket, Twitter’s simplicity is less necessary.
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
You want to know what makes twitter awesome? No TL;DR
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Jan 19, 2012 8:45 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
You know he handles the @RedReporter account now, right?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 19, 2012 10:10 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Or maybe you do and you're just #clever....
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
so rec'd.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 18, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
that's not completely true
sure, sometimes people vent on twitter about other red reporters, but twitter has also made me better friends with people.
2 specific instances are the vole & nycredsfan. interacting on twitter with the vole made me realize how similar our senses of humor are & i always look forward to our conversations.
talking with nycredsfan on twitter completely changed my perception of him. it’s been well documented, but he went from my absolute least favorite poster on RR to one of my favorite. i credit that to RR on twitter.
also, it has allowed me, boobs & btcoop to move some of our catjacks off the site.
Anthony Davis for personal grooming lessons.

Dirt Bikes!
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jan 19, 2012 9:08 AM EST up reply actions
He could have tenticles coming out of his ears for all I care
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
not all of us have open accounts
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 19, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
I've never understood the lure of Facebook
So I sign up, and the asshole who made fun of my mentally hadicapped sister in high school can friend me and show me pictures of his kids?
No thanks. I can tweet and email with people I actually care about.
darthmom: It's like sabremetrics, but for boobs.
"I don't have a facebook account" is the new "I don't own a TV" :)
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Jan 24, 2012 8:03 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't watch much TV either
I’m too busy dicking around on my iPad.
darthmom: It's like sabremetrics, but for boobs.
It's funny
when I tell people I don’t have a Facebook account, they invariably start offering up reasons why they do. “I just use Facebook chat to communicate with co-workers”, “I don’t even check my account much anymore”, “I just use it to keep up with my college friends who have moved away”, “I just use it to get pictures of my nieces and nephews”.
For some reason, unqualified usage of Facebook isn’t socially acceptable. Or at the very least, there is a sense of stigma or taboo. It’s really quite fascinating, because it has to be the most common experience of my generation. And yet, people feel naughty for doing it. Or they don’t feel comfortable admitting publicly just how much they do it.
Has anyone else seen this? Or am I really off the mark here?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 24, 2012 10:31 AM EST up reply actions
nobody ever tells you "i just use it to play farmville"?
liars! all of them
by 'tHan on Jan 24, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I do not play Farmville!
I blocked Farmville from my newsfeed years ago.
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
by Yossarian22 on Jan 24, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
It feels so bad
it feels good.
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
by Yossarian22 on Jan 24, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
I think you're right.
I think the mild anxiety stems from the fact that everyone knows it’s a giant time suck and everyone who uses it regularly kind of knows that it’s the Superman comic hidden behind their school book so the teacher can’t see.
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jan 24, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
I haven't had that experience
but when I mentioned to a couple of friends that I read a Reds baseball blog everyday, I got one eye-roll and also a “you seriously need to re-evaluate your life” look.
I don't know why my kids call me that. I think I'm a pretty nice mom.
Wait, you read RR every day?
/rollseyes
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I know, I seriously need to re-evaluate my life
I don't know why my kids call me that. I think I'm a pretty nice mom.
I don't have a Facebook account either
and the reaction I get is usually the opposite. I feel like more people try to sell me on it rather than act like they are ashamed of it.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
Oh, I get that, too
Most people wonder what my deal is. But when the conversation turns to why they have it, I get a lot of funny equivocations and excuses.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 24, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
i think a lot of people haven't figured out how useful it is
i use it excessively because it’s part of my job, but i like how it mixes in the personal. i’m very bad at keeping in touch with people so it’s nice to see how they’re doing without much effort.
they took all my favorite games away with the new changes (boggle and a word scramble one). booo!
fun facts: there are 800 million facebook users in the world; half of them are americans. 200 million accounts were added in 2011. russia is the fastest growing country, though they still only have about 4 million, but as the government interferes with the russian sites like vkontakte, activists are turning to facebook. that and russian youth want to be a part of facebook because they want to be connected to the world. what else? oh, some egyptians are naming their children “facebook” because they think facebook overthrew pharaoh mubarak.
Is that Egypt thing true?
It seems awfully urban legend-y.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Jan 25, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
not sarcastic, only sceptical.
The whole “facebook revolution for some, Arab spring for others” thing can be strange, especially when applied very far away from the Middle East and to wildly disparate situations. The scepticism shows sometimes.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Jan 26, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
On FB you don't have to accept friend requests but on Twitter can't people follow you whether you want them to or not?
I don't know why my kids call me that. I think I'm a pretty nice mom.
You can block people on twitter, just ask btcoop
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
no. you can set up your account so that you have to grant permission for someone to follow you
also, it’s pretty easy to block someone on there
I guess when I first got on Facebook it was a relatively small community.
You had to have an approved .edu email address, so it was nice as a college freshman when you meet a ton of new people.
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
by Yossarian22 on Jan 24, 2012 10:07 AM EST up reply actions
So what you're saying is, you liked it before it went mainstream?

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Jan 24, 2012 10:25 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I do think it is weird when people i barely know friend me
like some guy who i went to elementary school with, wasn’t really friends with in school, he moved in 5th grade, I never saw him again, tried to friend me once.
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
by Yossarian22 on Jan 24, 2012 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
I went through a while ago and unfriended a bunch of people that I never interacted with, cutting my friends list in half
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I did that too
plus I don’t accept friend requests from people I don’t know. What’s the point of that? I also frequently get LinkedIn requests from people I don’t know or only know peripherally and that’s through my email. I don’t know where people get my email address! Plus I don’t have a job so I wouldn’t be a very useful LinkedIn friend or whatever they’re called.
I don't know why my kids call me that. I think I'm a pretty nice mom.
I'm connected to Bootsy Collins on LinkedIn
Boo yah.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
According to a guy I know, Bootsy and some other folks
(one of them being a member of ZZ Top) recorded a Reds song last summer that was never released. If I ever get my hands on it I will post it here.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
Bootsy is one of the nicest guests I ever met in radio, really really nice guy
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Every time I log in to my LinkedIn
it tells me Bootsy is in my network and I have to tip my cap to you.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 24, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
I am FB friends with a guy who has a friend who knows a girl who went to high school with a guy that was in a band with Bootsy for a couple months and his wife is FBF with Bootsey
but I know Bootsy from back in the 5th Floor Studio Days…

Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.
i'd venture to guess
a lot of people don’t use wiki or tweetering or facebook every day and don’t even notice the boycot.
and if they notice the site is down, they just go “meh, just like maintainence – whatever” and leave it at that, and move on.
Well, obviously SOPA/PIPA doesn't affect those who don't use the internet
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Jan 19, 2012 8:36 AM EST up reply actions
I'd venture to guess you're wrong about a lot of people not using Wikipedia, and twitter and facebook didn't go down
Google something, anything. Wikipedia almost always shows up in the top three of the results page.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
yep
even when i want a Wikipedia article, I usually use Google, just because the Wikipedia article will usually be one of the first results and I find Wiki’s search engine to be kinda shitty.
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
nobody cares
that’s why the blackouts were the headlines of newspapers across the world, including the New York Times and Washington Post.
one of the leading net advocacy orgs
electronic frontier foundation, had over a million emails sent to congress through its protest website.
i found this sad but fascinating: https://twitter.com/#!/herpderpedia it’s a twitter account set up to gauge reactions of twitter folk to the wikipedia blackout. hopefully some of those kids figured out why it was blacked out after they freaked out about not being able to do their homework.
Or teach...apparently some teachers were using Wikipedia
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
I do it all the time
I actively encourage my students to begin their research at wikipedia. It’s the greatest compilation of knowledge in the history of humanity. All the geezers who bag on it can go do their research at the library like a sucker.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 18, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I agree.
There is just so much information there about so many things it is a great place to start research, especially if you do not know very much about the topic. Do you want to find out how many electoral votes Ronald Reagan got in 1976? Want to find out what year a movie was made? Do you want to find a list of episode titles for your favorite T.V. show? Want to find out what kind of car Kelsey Grammar totaled while fucked up on cocaine?
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
Wait, the Kelsey Grammar thing is in Wikipedia?
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
Dodge Viper - awesome
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Agreed
Most of my colleagues under 60 use Wikipedia for simple reference checks in creating course material and occasionally for their research.
Everything of substance is cited and can be easily accessed (and verified) by the user. Why wouldn’t teachers use this?
I always tell students to use Wikipedia, but to make sure they cite their sources correctly.
Wikipedia also makes that very easy to do.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Jan 18, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
word.
The articles have citations. It’s easy, you get your knowledge from wikipedia, and then go to the citations to back it up if you’re doing actual academic work. It’s just as easy to find worthwhile articles through wikipedia as it is through a library catalogue – easier if your library sucks.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Jan 19, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
Honestly, if I need a quick break at work I'll read something on Wikipedia
It might be something as simple as a reference to a historical event I don’t know much about, but there’s always a fun random fact that I can pick up and actually learn something while taking a Break from the drudgery of environmental insurance law.
darthmom: It's like sabremetrics, but for boobs.
Here's one. Now get back to work, slacker.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philo_Farnsworth#Electronic_television
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jan 24, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah
Like I discovered that shortly after Ted Turner bought the Braves he tried to get one Atlanta’s pitchers to go by the nickname “Channel” and change his number to 17 to advertise for his TV station (that eventually became WTBS) in Atlanta.
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
by Yossarian22 on Jan 24, 2012 10:08 AM EST up reply actions
If you seriously consider Wikipedia and Reddit to be equal with baseballandburgers and basecloggers, I don't know what to tell you
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I'm pretty sure he's Buzz Bissinger
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Jan 19, 2012 8:37 AM EST up reply actions
Joe West does not approve

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
by -ManBearPig on Jan 18, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
He hates soup?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jan 18, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Just Spanish soup
And that would make a lot more sense if it was the same guy that screwed up the perfect game with that Tigers pitcher.
Go Colts Dammit!
No Black out is going mean shit…
That Sopa ain’t gonna pass
And even if it did there will be an injunction against it and lawsuits out the wazoo…
Sabre Rattling by the Fascist Wannabees
Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.
so, you are counting on a court that says corporations are people to do the right hting?
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
no matter what they do to the internet, i hope they never take away things like this
by 'tHan on Jan 19, 2012 9:34 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
Did you video tape this AND create the gif?
No? Then clearly this is stolen and I must report you to the authorities.
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And what about Sam Cassell?
Doesn’t he have a say in this?
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jan 19, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
As long as things like this exist...Fordham Ram is happy!
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Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.
My rep
blacked out her own website in support. At this point, another letter in support is unlikely to make a difference.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
That's pretty cool on her part
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
He was...he said so
But he got married and then we became partners playing pool contest with other unsuspecting RRs and crushing them into submission.
I still don’t know shot about tweeting.
Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.

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