2012 Community Prospect Rankings: Could a Cin-sational year land Cingrani in Cin City?
Tony Cingrani wins the 11th spot on our list, and I think it's well deserved after the strong year he had last year. As he's an older prospect, I expect him to jump multiple levels next year, and if his numbers keep up with last year's, it's possible we'll see him in AA or AAA by September. Whether that's as a starter or a reliever remains to be seen, but someone who throws strikes like he does should move quickly.
Two new names on the list, as we add two key components of that strong Dayton team from last year. Vote now.
Tucker Barnhart, C, 21, BA-UR, Sickels-#18
(Dayton) .273/.344/.387/.731, 3 HR, 43 RBI
Pros: Disciplined hitter (only 59 K in 326 AB), and was voted the best defensive catcher in the minors last year. Switch hitter.
Cons: Not a power threat, still questions as to if he'll hit in higher levels.
Donald Lutz, 1B, 23, BA-UR, Sickels-UR
(Dayton) .301/.358/.492/.850, 20 HR, 75 RBI
Pros: Lots of power, and had a breakout season this year where he started hitting for average too. German fella.
Cons: Strikeouts a major issue, and doesn't walk enough. A little old for his level after 3 years of rookie ball.
Kyle Lotzkar, RHP, 22, BA-NR, Sickels-#15
(Dayton) 4.32 ERA, 66.2 IP, 72 K, 25 BB, 1.14 WHIP
Pros: Throws 3 pitches, with a fastball in the mid-90s, a good curve and a developing changeup. Gets lots of strikeouts and doesn't allow many baserunners.
Cons: Injuries. Tommy John survivor, and his mechanics haven't changed much to help alleviate that risk.
Denis Phipps, OF, 26, BA-UR, Sickels-#20
(Carolina) .328/.382/.502/.884, 7 HR, 38 RBI
(Louisville) .380/.428/.576/1.004, 5 HR, 26 RBI
Pros: Toolsy outfielder who had a huge breakout season last year. Can play all outfield positions. On the 40-man roster.
Cons: Only one good season. Still kind of old to be a "prospect", so he's more of a late bloomer. Plate discipline is still pretty awful, and had a high BABIP last year.
Gabriel Rosa, 3B, 18, BA-UR, Sickels-#17
(AZL Reds) .245/.314/.406/.719, 2 HR, 10 RBI
Pros: Good speed on the basepaths, and scouts love his plate approach.
Cons: Rookie debut wasn't spectacular, still a very raw talent.
Josh Smith, RHP, 24, BA-UR, Sickels-UR
(Dayton) 2.97 ERA, 142.1 IP, 166 K, 33 BB, 1.09 WHIP
Pros: Struck out a lot of hitters last year, was the ace for a playoff team.
Cons: According to most scouting reports, doesn't really project as anything other than a back-of-the-rotation starter at best. Low 90s fastball, and his out pitch is a breaking ball that could get exploited by better hitters at higher levels.
J.C. Sulbaran, RHP, 22, BA-#9, Sickels-#12
(Bakersfield) 4.60 ERA, 137 IP, 155 K, 50 BB, 1.39 WHIP
Pros: Very solid 3-pitch repertoire, with an above average FB and a solid CH and CU. Above average stuff leads to high Ks, and he significantly improved on his previously spotty control in 2011.
Cons: Some question about his unorthodox mechanics remain, although he smoothed them out in 2011. Somewhat of an injury history. Mainly, he needs to repeat his strong season in AA in 2012.
David Vidal, 3B, 22, BA-UR, Sickels-#13
(Dayton) .280/.350/.498/.848, 20 HR, 85 RBI
Pros: Very lively bat, hitting for both average and power. Good defense.
Cons: Still questions about his size (he's listed at 5'11"), and struck out way too much (111 in 454 AB).
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I should have voted for him yesterday, but Cingrani was the sexy pick.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Jan 18, 2012 10:01 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Sexy...like sex with me
Premature
A good bet to disappoint
Some of the best work done against opponents who were not age-appropriate.
by poojols on Jan 18, 2012 10:50 AM EST via mobile up reply actions 4 recs
apparently someone should be on a national sex offender list
Whoever lives past today and comes home safely will rouse himself each year on this day, show his neighbors his scars, and tell embellished stories of all their great feats of battle.
by brown11b on Jan 18, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Who said they were younger?
Like a fine wine, my friend
by poojols on Jan 18, 2012 11:55 AM EST via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
Fair point.
I stand corrected by your fine work.
Whoever lives past today and comes home safely will rouse himself each year on this day, show his neighbors his scars, and tell embellished stories of all their great feats of battle.
by brown11b on Jan 18, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Orioles signed Armando Gallaraga to a minor league deal
Am I the only one who can’t think of him without also thinking of Jim Joyce? It’s like peeing when you poop.
by poojols on Jan 18, 2012 10:06 AM EST via mobile reply actions 3 recs
Wait... you pee when you poop?
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Jan 18, 2012 10:48 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
same hole, that's how girls do it
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Jan 18, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
their peejols.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 18, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Girls and birds.
Both absolutely disgusting.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Jan 18, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I like birds
They’re dinosaurs, you know. The only dinosaurs to survive to the modern age.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jan 18, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Them and Dusty Baker
Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.
by Madville on Jan 18, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
and a salesman named Mike.
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
by Yossarian22 on Jan 18, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
My kids discovered this just days before Thanksgiving last year.
That was some fun with Grandma’s dinner.
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jan 18, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
In England
girls are birds.
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
by Yossarian22 on Jan 18, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
That's bestiality and child porn!
And, thus, a rec.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 18, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
so it is wrong for me to make a glory hole joke involving two adults
but child bestiality glory hole jokes get a rec!?
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
by Yossarian22 on Jan 18, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I'm guessing it's going to get more than "a" rec
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Jan 18, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Yeah, more like an "eRECtion"
/get it guys?
//get it?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 18, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Also, stop whining about being mistreated, Jesus Christ
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Jan 18, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
/makes wanking motion
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 18, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
the problem wasn't that you made glory hole jokes
the problem was the glory hole jokes you made weren’t funny
by 'tHan on Jan 18, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Red Reporter: The problem wasn't that you made glory hole jokes, the problem was the glory hole jokes you made weren’t funny.
/InstaGreen’d
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Jan 18, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Yossiarian: Why weren't my glory hole jokes rec'd?
Red Reporter: Because you touch yourself at night
/Also InstaGreen’d
The secret, is to hit the computer with a hammer
by DerekH91 on Jan 18, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Wow, I misspelled his name
That’s so meta
The secret, is to hit the computer with a hammer
by DerekH91 on Jan 18, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
this isn't directed at another user
Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
by UncleWeez on Jan 18, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
The perfect game that wasn't was the only noteworthy thing Gallaraga has done.
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
by Yossarian22 on Jan 18, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Although he was traded for
Alfonso Soriano.
We Are ... Marshall!
by Thundering Turtle on Jan 18, 2012 5:25 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
We're running out of real prospects if Barnhart is on this list.
Sulbran, Lotzkar blaaaaaaaaaaah
by jsl413 on Jan 18, 2012 10:19 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
What's wrong with a solid catcher?
Nobody wants to trade a Ryan Hanigan once you’ve got one.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Jan 18, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
If you come to battle, bring a shotgun!
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Jan 18, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
When Ryan isn't cheap anymore. . .
And after a few years of Mesoraco fumbling behind the plate, Reds fans will start to call for a Molina-esque catcher in Barhart. At least for a LIDR back up after we trade Hanny, or September call-up. The guy is already on course to be a fan favorite. I think his leg of the winter caravan starts soon. Go ahead, Tell me that’s not whats going to happen.
crashtestnipplechip citymoron
by Excalib8 on Jan 18, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I agree with your support of solid catcher types,
but what’s up with your Mesoraco shot? He’s supposed to be quite good behind the plate.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Jan 18, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Still just a prospect
And this assuming Hanigan starts to fall of a cliff or gets traded.
crashtestnipplechip citymoron
by Excalib8 on Jan 18, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Isn't he ~25 years old now?
Seems like we’ve been waiting a long time for him to get here.
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jan 18, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Drafted in 2007.
Maybe I’m thinking of someone else.
The Reds haven’t had a different high draft choice catching prospect that went bust, have they?
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jan 18, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Are you thinking of Dan Wilson? That was a long time ago.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Jan 18, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Nah.
Wilson was traded and had a nice MLB career.
I think maybe I’m just recalling Marty spit vinegar-y nonsense about DM’s ‘lack of progress’ in his first two pro years.
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jan 18, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Dane Sardihna?
or did he go to college?
STACHE SMASH!!!
by Corky's Stache on Jan 18, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
i am not sure
but he was a high draft choice, who Jim Bowden declared was ready to catch at the MLB level the day he was signed.
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
by Yossarian22 on Jan 18, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Dane Sardinha Tebow'd Jim Bowden!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 18, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
It is amazing how often he was wrong
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
by Yossarian22 on Jan 18, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
More amazing is that he got a job after he left here
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Jan 18, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I missed a "to me" after amazing there
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Jan 18, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
but Nationals were run by MLB at the time
and Bowden was a former GM who was out of a job. Hell the other owners probably figured it gave them a competitive advantage if they stuck the Nationals with Jim Bowden.
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
by Yossarian22 on Jan 18, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
That's a really good point, damn
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Jan 18, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
the crazy thing is that the new owner's first order of buisness was not firing Bowden
and it wasn’t job performance, but legal problems, that ultimately caused Jim Bowden to lose his job.
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
by Yossarian22 on Jan 18, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
This is true and amazing
The Lerners really are a crappy family
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
by ChiDa on Jan 18, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Barnhart is not going to hit like Yadi Molina
or Bengie Molina. Mayyyybe Jose Molina.
Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
by UncleWeez on Jan 18, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I didn't think Yadi could hit either. Maybe RBI slap swings.
crashtestnipplechip citymoron
by Excalib8 on Jan 18, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I'd classify him as an average to slightly above average ML hitter
which is certainly above average when it comes to catchers
Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
by UncleWeez on Jan 18, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I'd classify him as a Necktat
which is certainly above average when it comes to being an annoying fucking redbird.
Barnhart is already greater than Yadi, simply by virtue of not being Yadi.
And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jan 18, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I am headed to my Grandmothers funeral in Ohio in a few hours,
It’s all good, She was almost 92 and left this world as gently as she lived in it.
So I will say right now with fear of ridicule because I will be ofline for 4 days:
Tucker Barnharts ceiling is Craig Biggio, and the organization loves him.
by Eastwindquinn on Jan 18, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
insert btcoop lolwhut picture
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 18, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
You can't lead into saying something stupid by telling us you're on your way to your grandma's funeral, that's not fair
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Jan 18, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Master storyteller, that one.
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jan 18, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Ironically
I’m heading to my grandmother’s funeral in Missouri!
(This would actually be more ironic if I were leaving from Ohio [or still not ironic at all], but she did die in Ohio, so that’s something)
by Brendanukkah on Jan 19, 2012 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
California, MO!
Right around Ozark country. Can’t wait to hit up the Burger Haus.
by Brendanukkah on Jan 19, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
And the meth lab!
Winter’s Bone’d
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 19, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions
Missouri: Come for the funeral
stay for the?
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
I like Barnhart.
I think he’ll be a useful big leaguer.
We Are ... Marshall!
by Thundering Turtle on Jan 18, 2012 5:26 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I didn't actually know ol' JC was only 22.
That’s probably why I voted for him.
by andromache on Jan 18, 2012 10:24 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
He's only going to have a 11 year career, though
That’s got to cut his value a little
The secret, is to hit the computer with a hammer
by DerekH91 on Jan 18, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
underrated, this
green’d
Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
by UncleWeez on Jan 18, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Brilliant.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Jan 18, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I'm interested to see how the voting between Vidal and Barnhart will go out.
Vidal has the power potential, but Barnhart has the better plate approach. I’m not sure how the defenses measure.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Jan 18, 2012 10:31 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
Vidal!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 18, 2012 11:00 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Vidal! Vidal!
STACHE SMASH!!!
by Corky's Stache on Jan 18, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I have voted for Vidal 6 times now.
I demand satisfaction!
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Jan 18, 2012 10:46 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
yeah, I've been on the Vidal vote 4 times now, I think.
I think I’ve honestly only voted for him and Yorman so far.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 18, 2012 11:00 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Rumor has it...
Rosa is dropping out of the race. He’s gonna endorse Vidal. That should put him over the top.
-per Wolf Olney
by poojols on Jan 18, 2012 12:48 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
I am in strong agreement with Braggs!
this is strange to me!
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
That guy has his Nationals hat on upside down
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Jan 18, 2012 10:56 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
I was wrong
I thought that maybe Seattle had got a new Mariners logo, but, in fact, you are correct and he is a Nationals. He is a huge fan of Livan.
Whoever lives past today and comes home safely will rouse himself each year on this day, show his neighbors his scars, and tell embellished stories of all their great feats of battle.
by brown11b on Jan 18, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
From here on, I'm just guessing.
Really don’t know much about these guys.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jan 18, 2012 11:21 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
At this point i'm just going to 'write in' Alejandro Chacin
by ephram on Jan 18, 2012 11:47 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
he'd be #1 on my "Cool as fuck names" list.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 18, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Joke Stealer!
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Jan 18, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Yeah
Joke Stealer is on the Cool Names list too.
by poojols on Jan 18, 2012 12:43 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
But "Mr. Pink" is definitely not on that list
Maybe Mr. Purple
And fentanyl ain't that like super-morphine for elephants and soldiers with their head blown off
by RoastBeefKazenzakis on Jan 18, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
A friend of mine just said he wants to start writing erotic poetry
under the name “Double-D Cummings”
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Jan 18, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
whozawhatidun?
You said that already?
I instantly get an image of Benicio del Banderas flanked by Salma Hayek and Michelle Rodriguez.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 18, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
What do you like about Chacin that makes him a better prospect than any of the guys on this list?
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Jan 18, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions
Gomes or Ludwick?
Gomes had to have been cheaper… But Ludwick gives you more of a chance to win.
crashtestnipplechip citymoron
by Excalib8 on Jan 18, 2012 12:05 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
I voted for Sulbaran!
In 2008 at the Haarlemse Honkbalweek, JC Sulbaran(18) has pitched a one-run game against the Cuban national team through six innings. At the other hand, the Cuban starter was Yuniesky Maya, now a Nationals player. Lets hope JC keeps develop and be a force for the Reds team in the future.
by gio2chat on Jan 18, 2012 12:22 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
oh hell yes
RR outing to the Haarlemse Honkbalweek
Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
by UncleWeez on Jan 18, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Y'all realize I'm gonna be living in Netherlands come 2013, right?
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Jan 18, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
You guys, today's my third day of strep throat.
I was diagnosed Monday, I’ve been on antibiotics since then, and I’m not feeling any better. Who wants to come by and shoot my in the fact to put me out of my misery?
by ams78 on Jan 18, 2012 1:44 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
That depends,
are you Jim Edmonds?
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Jan 18, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
This is injustice
This is a much funnier joke and deserving of some of that sweet green.
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
by GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Jan 18, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
What kind of shooting we talking, and are you a chick?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Jan 18, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Rec'y rec rec
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 18, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
So, my grandpa fell down and separated his shoulder this morning.
I went to go see him in the ER, and on of the first things he did when I got there was to bitch about the Reds signing Ludwick.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
by -ManBearPig on Jan 18, 2012 3:11 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Hope he heals fast.
Is this the gramps that lives in Cheviot? Or is that a different family member?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 18, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Same one.
He was over at Mercy Mt. Airy. He’ll be sore for a while I’d imagine, but over all he’s fine. Could have been a lot worse.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
by -ManBearPig on Jan 18, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Sounds like a true West Sider.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 18, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd
Not for the fall, of course, but because it sounds like your grandpa is awesome.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 18, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Does he post on RR?
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Jan 18, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Yeah, I think he's KMIB
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Jan 18, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
It's been hard to bash on Luddy with my bum shoulder, y'know.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 18, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
If only...
He and Mads would get along swimmingly.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
by -ManBearPig on Jan 18, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Dang! Grandparents are dropping like flies!
by poojols on Jan 18, 2012 4:07 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
I'm still convinced the massive thunderstorms over Cincy and St. Louis a couple days ago
were God’s rage at the Ludwick signing.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Jan 18, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I do tend to let my anger get the best of me sometimes.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 18, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Yossi and jutsin
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by BK on Jan 18, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions
Wha...
You can check it yourself, so you aren’t allowed to play.
And you still got it wrong.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 18, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions
HA.
I’m surprised he didn’t just ban himself.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 18, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
Can you ban yourself? That's an interesting question.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Show me yours, I'll show you mine
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Could you guys do that some place else? My show is on.

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jan 19, 2012 9:12 AM EST up reply actions
i don't have the attention span to every comment in a thread 3 times.
plus their would be a typo’d rec along the way.
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
JCH, JCH, and JCH?
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
He should have face booked you!
Stupid twitter cliques…
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by obc2 on Jan 18, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It feels like I just walked into a room, turned the lights on, and witnessed a circle jerk
@DavefrmLville.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 18, 2012 10:16 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Or you walked in and thought it was going to be a circle jerk but then you turned on the lights..
and there was just one dick.
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jan 18, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Remind you of college?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Jan 19, 2012 8:25 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
On to a serious prospect related discussion
The 2012 Draft order is really taking shape. Once Cordero signs it like we will have the following picks:
14th – first
49th – Comp pick for Cordero(once he signs)
58th – Comp pick for Ramon
79th – 2nd round
Please correct me if I’m wrong
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by Dave from Louisville on Jan 18, 2012 11:23 PM EST reply actions
I'd say they'll take a college 1B early, if possible.
If that’s not available, a college 2B would be a great get, and beyond that just solid pitching depth, regardless of age.
With the toolsy depth of the outfield prospects in the system, and the glut of 3B types, I really think those would be the priorities (with the off chance they luck into a Grandal-type C prospect at 14.)
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 18, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Right now the Reds are predicted to take a fast moving SP.
A #3 potential kind of guy, kind of like a Mike Leake.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Jan 19, 2012 10:19 AM EST up reply actions
they sure as fuck better take a 1B that can start in AA.
If they don’t, you’re gonna see an old shitty Adam Laroche playing first in Cincy in 2014.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 19, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
Eh
They should take the ol’ stand by, “best player available”.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 19, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
perhaps.
But if you took a look at the best options for 1B in the Reds organization in August of 2011, the list would look something like this:
Votto
Alonso
Cairo
Hernandez
Grandal
There’s a very real chance that after this season every one of those players will be gone, and the list of potential FA 1B is pretty damn uninspiring (LaRoche, Loney, Kotchman…)
Even if the Reds got creative and traded for Youk, there’d be nothing besides Neftali Soto in the minors to fill in, and I’m really, really not sold on him as a viable MLB 1B option.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 19, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
I wouldn't mind Kotchman as a hold over.
You always draft the best available. The draft is such a crapshoot that it is the best policy.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Jan 19, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
Me neither
But historically speaking, 1B is the easiest position to fill. For example, the Cubs just got their 1B of the future, and he looks like a darn decent one, for a pitcher who doesn’t look too awful different from Andrew Brackman.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 19, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
James Loney is like a poor man's Hal Morris. I'll take him.
If we have to.
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jan 19, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
Where will you take him?
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
I agree with this pitchers all the way
Although I like the “best available talent” angle. It’s worked out with Grandal and Alonso.
@DavefrmLville.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 19, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
I just want to know how all the people who don't have a green "thumbs up" feel.
Do you feel neglected? Unappreciated? Like second class citizens?
by WOOD98 on Jan 19, 2012 7:24 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
I'm in the first class, and I like it.
I’ll take your spot on the life boat, and I won’t feel bad about it. If you make it out of the death chamber that is the bow of the boat, have fun freezing to death in the North Atlantic.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Jan 19, 2012 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
Is it bad I just got a chill?
and btw, I will fight you for spam if I get onto that lifeboat. Do not let that happen.
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