Reds sign Dioner Navarro to minor league contract for $800K
Navarro, an All Star in 2008 with the Rays, has not been able to best a .276 OBP in each of his last 3 seasons. Mark Sheldon guesses it's a depth signing, but the above-minimum investment and recent spring training decisions involving surprise veterans breaking camp make this not entirely certain.
Navarro joins Corky Miller, Tucker Banhart and Brian Esposito as non-roster catcher invites to Goodyear.
Comments
another minor league catcher?

I know depth is important and all, but it’s getting ridiculous. Does this mean the Reds don’t have a lot of faith in Mesoraco? There’s no way they break camp with anyone but Mez and Hanny at catcher, right? And no way they carry three catchers?
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looks like he's at least a Johnny Bench-level badass who catches with his bare hand.
Unfortunately, the pitcher seems to be really wild.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
Actually that ball is falling straight to Earth on the vertical
Dioner is just waving to it. Mental health status = uncertain.
Mgr., Red Reporter
"Bootsy, you're a superstar right?"
"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jan 16, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
we need more of that
perfect battery mate for Badroyo
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 16, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
No, he shoots baseballs out of his palm like Iron Man
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by Slyde on Jan 16, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
worst. movies. ever.
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 16, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
You apparently never saw the Fantastic Four films
by Brendanukkah on Jan 16, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Oh wow
And yet somehow, I’ve seen it twice.
by Brendanukkah on Jan 16, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
I guess this is just where I'll add Spider-Man 3, too
by Brendanukkah on Jan 16, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
As train-wreck-y as Spiderman 3 was, I think they were at least trying.
Green Lantern was just phoning it in. Did you see it for the whatshisface’s abs?
Am I the only one in the world who liked Spidey 3?
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Jan 16, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
this is funny,
because I was going to make a joke in a previous thread on how we don’t agree on anything. Looks like we agree on one thing!
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
It's good to see RR building bridges and eating peaches again
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 17, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
JCH should slug you
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
by Yossarian22 on Jan 17, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
How about HULK
By far the worst marvel movie
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by Dave from Louisville on Jan 18, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
No way: Daredevil
Not even a contest.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 18, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Or, hell, it could be Elektra. Fuck, never saw that one.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 18, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
The Punisher
Dolph Lundgren edition?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 19, 2012 8:03 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, good call. Haven't seen the old Luundgren one or the newest one. Just the
Travolta one and that was dog-shit bad. Still not as bad as Daredevil, though.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 19, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
I'm with Dave on this one, the first Hulk movie was fucking AWFUL
I haven’t seen Daredevil but I can’t see it being worse. It has Jennifer Garner in leather.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I think I may be the only person that liked the first Hulk. I thought what Ang Lee was attemptin
to do by swinging in and out of comic panels was clever. The Ed Norton Hulk was meh. As for Daredevil, Affleck and Gardner couldn’t act their way out of a wet box. Thor2 is probably going to suck a shit ton of balls, too.
So is the New Spider-Man. It’s in the Ultimate Universe. Fuck the Ultimate Universe.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 19, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, Farney! Fuck the Ultimate Universe straight to heck!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 19, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
No need to make a movie from there. None.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 19, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
Um
Aren’t all the current Avengers-style movies from the Ultimate Universe?
by Brendanukkah on Jan 19, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
No, they're technically their own universe. The only thing that's Ultimate about them
Is SAJ as Nick Fury.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvel_Cinematic_Universe
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 19, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
all the Spidermans were turrible
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 19, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
I did not see them
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 19, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
You're a Twilight fan, which immediately invalidates any opinion you have about movies (that I disagree with)
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
whatever, fuckface
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 19, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
From the other thread
There’s been interest in Hanigan this offseason, Tampa Bay among other places. I think BK’s point about Hanigan possibly being on the block is worth considering.
No rational person would look at the depth chart and not conclude it’s Snacks and Hanigan. But Navarro is getting $800K plus incentives and there are plenty of scenarios, including a bad/injured spring from Mesoraco, that have him getting starts with the big league club.
Mgr., Red Reporter
"Bootsy, you're a superstar right?"
"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jan 16, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
ack
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
I think there’s a very good chance that Hanigan will be the better catcher this year. By far. Mez may eventually have a better career, but if the point is to win now, we need Hanny.
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I mostly agree
I like Hanigan a lot and think he’s a pretty important structural element of the team. So I’m not really advocating a move.
I just think it depends on how much faith the Reds have in Mesoraco and how badly they want to upgrade LF. They may not have enough money for Ross and miss out on Fukudome. Beyond those two, is there anyone who improves the situation in LF that isn’t already under contract?
Mgr., Red Reporter
"Bootsy, you're a superstar right?"
"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jan 16, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions
Austin Kearns!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 16, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions
I was saying "Boooo, Kearns"
Mgr., Red Reporter
"Bootsy, you're a superstar right?"
"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jan 16, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
You'll be eating your words in June when his fat ass is really raking
(Eh? Get it? Eh? Eh?)
by Brendanukkah on Jan 16, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Hanigan could held obtain a significant upgrade in LF though
The LFers on the market the market will not.
I’d trade Hanigan and Frazier for Upton. There are quite a few Hanigan + guys I would trade for Upton.
Upton, Stubbs, and Bruce would be a fucking ridiculous OF
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by Dave from Louisville on Jan 16, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, but then the Reds pin all their hopes on
the rookie Mez and Dioner f*^$ing Navarro
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 16, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
/Grandal'd
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 16, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
better. prospect. than. Mesoraco.
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 16, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
You know it dude.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 16, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
is it sad to say that I know Grandal will have a better career than Mesoraco?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 16, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
I've been belching that same thing since my first six pack.k
Young Victor Martinez!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 16, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
young switch hitter
polished college player from The U
Grandal > Mesoraco
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 16, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
He's had one season of pro ball
And a good chunk of it was in league equivalent of Coors Field. That’s to say nothing of the questions of whether he’ll be able to stay at C, and that he’s only 5 months younger than Devin.
The secret, is to hit the computer with a hammer
I do not have a problem with this at all.
Hanigan is at the highest water mark of his career, and BJ Upton is a badass likely one of the most underrated guys in the league.
It would likely take more pieces, but Hanigan’s contract makes him a valuable trade asset.
@DavefrmLville.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 16, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
Hanigan for Upton?
r u serious?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 16, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
It would obviously take several players.
@DavefrmLville.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 16, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
Of course
If Mesoraco hits well out of the gate, the depth behind Hanigan could make it possible for the Reds to trade Hanigan mid season for a part they need in left field, the rotation, or to sure up a position if an injury happens.
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
Prices for a LF will go up if we wait until June or July though, right?
"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 16, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
a thought...
the reds have been loading up in the catching department…but given the fairly recent speculation about possibly moving hanigan for that elusive outfielder everyone, including jocketty, is looking for, this might have some more concrete repercussions…and given navarro’s experience and so on, it could be that he might move on in some deal as well…
Wow. There's No Such Thing as a Catching Prospect.
I remember back when he was all-everything. Now he’s Corky’s caddy in AAA?
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
he got a pretty good deal
Corky might be his caddy.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I like this deal.
Nothing to dislike, in my opinion. If need be (Meso sucks or there’s an injury to him or the Hanny Man) Navarro will be there to step in and hopefully provide at least less-than-awful production. If all goes well with Hanny and Meso and Navarro never sees the big leagues, big deal, the Reds blew $800K.
Also, if Navarro absolutely mashes in AAA and a contending team is desperate for a Catcher around the deadline, the Reds could always shop him.
Cincy Jungle: Where the Rocky Mountains are in the Pacific Ocean
This just means we're trading Mez for Ellsbury.
Duh.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 16, 2012 4:51 PM EST reply actions
Getting Ellsbury would help the Reds continue on their quest
to get a dude with excess "y"s in their name each year.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
Daynce Mix?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Jan 16, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
You owe me a nickel
Also, I decided that the funniest things I came up with in 2011 were the band names, “Sudden Infant Dance Syndrome,” and “Pancreatic Dancer.”
by Brendanukkah on Jan 16, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
you ever make a SIDS joke to a family with a new infant?
Wow did I misjudge THAT audience.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Jan 16, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
"The fontanelle: Nature's Reset button"
…Hello?
by Brendanukkah on Jan 17, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
An outfield of Ellsbury, Stubbs, and Bruce?
/faints
The secret, is to hit the computer with a hammer
Bad news, Justin.
http://mlb.sbnation.com/2012/1/16/2712024/rockies-jamie-moyer-minor-league-deal
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
he must really love the game
He can surely afford to retire if wants to. If I were 48 and needed TJ, I’d take it as a sign it was time to hang ‘em up. He’s willing to sign a minor league deal!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Fun facts abound with Moyer
15 of the players on Colorado’s 40-man roster were born after Moyer made his major league debut on June 16, 1986
- against Steve Carlton.
- Moyer is also the career leader in HRs allowed.
- The Rockies would be his 8th team and this would be his 25th season in the majors.
Mgr., Red Reporter
"Bootsy, you're a superstar right?"
"Twinkle, twinkle, babble."
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jan 16, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions
Moyer's been pitching since before there were Simpsons.

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jan 16, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions
Saw this at the Rockie's SBN site
Craig Bagio’s 20 year career happened between Moyer’s two sac flies.
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
You mean Roberto Baggio?

"Good luck, National League managers – I have no idea how you’re supposed to get this guy out." - Dave Cameron on Joey Votto
by Grahamophone on Jan 16, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
This is how I'll always remember Baggio
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
I came thiiiiiiis close to posting this same thing here
/gooooooooallll
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Jan 16, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
Petey was more in love with him than I was
I just wanted to get him for the circus freak show of a 49 year old player.
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
...and the fact that he's a lefty who tops out at 82 mph.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 16, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
I told Petey I was concerned he had reached a point he threw to slow
Dude throws softer than DRH and doesn’t throw a knuckle ball.
Maybe he learned to throw a knuckle ball while rehabbing.
If he figured out how to throw a knuckle ball he could pitch until he is 60!
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
Seems kind of odd
not a bad move necessarily, but Dondo was useful but hardly spectacular last year, so I don’t know why they want to extend him for two years.
I guess it gives Dondo two years of guaranteed money, and the Reds feel that they can get him at a discount now that may not exist in a year.
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
they might think he really does have closer potential
This could be their pre-emptive attempt at locking him up in hopes he has a stud season, and they can use him at closer after Madson walks.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 16, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions
It's probably the same reason why the offered Volquez an extension after Tommy John surgery.
Arredondo didn’t seem to lose much velocity once he came back and this is a good buy-low, buy cheap move. Especially since Arredondo doesn’t seem to have EV’s idiot disease.
The worst thing about this move is that it isn't as awesome as everything else Walt has done.
I am essentially ambivalent, thus it is as good an outlet as any for my offseason anti-establishment angst.
Big words, alliteration, the correct usage of the word "thus..."
Damn, ’mache, I was certain this was a Yossi comment ’till I saw your name!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 16, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
Oh alright, I'll use my sarcasm font next time!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 16, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Like silver?
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 16, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
weren't you on that other show?
not the one where you have to buy the vowels.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
common
The big words are spelled correctly!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
re: "offseason anti-establishment angst"
Oh, that.
Why don’t you just join the Huntsman campaign and leave Walt and us real Reds fans alone!
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jan 16, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
man, you start slowing down the herd and people will do anything to get you down for the count.

"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
I guess I know where the saying "thrown to the wolves" comes from now
Fuck lion say what! i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
"I'll get the dick!"
“No, I’ll get the dick.”
“Dick. Got it.”
“Dick! Dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick.”
“Move over. Let me at tha..mwrmwmr.”
“…Ah, fuck it. I’ll get the face.”
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jan 16, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I love how 2 wolves run off after the one that is still moving
Animals are stupid.
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by Slyde on Jan 16, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They just wanted his autograph.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jan 16, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
"Dude, look at the size of that one!"
“Dick! Called it.”
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jan 16, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
The Bison Dele Saga?
… in .gif form.
by Brendanukkah on Jan 16, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
What kind of trade would it take to get BJ Upton?
i wonder if they’d want like LeCure or Ondrusik or something.
Nevermind it looks like we’re signing Ludwick. Walt’s busy today.
@DavefrmLville.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 16, 2012 10:11 PM EST reply actions
He must not observe MLK day
@DavefrmLville.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 16, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
I guess this is why
teh Fay gave Walt only a B.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
It's not like the other options were really that great.
And he’s certainly cheaper than someone like Ross. As long as they don’t overuse him, it doesn’t really bother me. He will be more successful in a smaller park. Plus the Latoses seem to love him so if it makes our new ace happy, that’s probably worth the money.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Jan 16, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
2.5 mill?
Can we still throw money at Oswalt to make me forget this signing?
/stillaprettydamngoodoffseason’d
We're all mad. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
...

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
by -ManBearPig on Jan 16, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Carcetti wouldn't stand for this!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 16, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
What's up Farn Dawg?
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
by -ManBearPig on Jan 16, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Nothing, just popped in to see what folks thought of the Ludwick signing.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 16, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
Mutual option for 2013.
It’s Walt’s thing now.
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jan 16, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
I think

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
by -ManBearPig on Jan 16, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, Jay Sherman.
You never liked anything!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 16, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
Referencing television shows is fun!
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
by -ManBearPig on Jan 16, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
It's what the hip kids do to show that they're up on pop culture!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 16, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Seeing this makes me want to watch an episode of this show
Just so I can have the same “I mean, that was kind of funny but not as funny as I remember it being” reaction I always have every time I watch it.
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
I enjoyed it the last time I watched it a couple of years ago.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
by -ManBearPig on Jan 16, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
This, so very, very much.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 16, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
In the battle between cartoons about neurotic Jews,
I like the Critic, but think Dr. Katz probably wins.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Jan 16, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
I forget which show it was
But I recently saw Jack Skellington in some Hanukkah-Town, and thought, “Man, The Critic did this way back in 1998, or whenever.”
by Brendanukkah on Jan 16, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Where is the Ryan Ludwick post?
I came here for the discussion.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 16, 2012 10:25 PM EST reply actions
I'm guessing the headline for the today's post is something like "Walt has a dream"
I like the Ludwick move. Not making much more than Gomes, and will likely rebound.
@DavefrmLville.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 16, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions
I hope you're right
Since it looks like he’s our new starting LFer.
But I think he’s more likely to keep on declining than rebound. This is his age 34 season. At his age, you kind of have to expect a drop off.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Just throwing this out there..
some awfully good career numbers at GABP.
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jan 16, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
I'd have to think that moving from Petco to GABP is going to affect a fly ball hitter's numbers in a positive way
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
FTFY
I’d have to think that moving from Petco to GABP anywhere is going to affect a fly ball hitter’s numbers in a positive way
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
Crum-Bum Beat
by -ManBearPig on Jan 16, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
It's a 50/50 shot he'll be better than Heisey next year
@DavefrmLville.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 16, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
That statement alone makes it worth a flier, for me
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Too bad
I don’t believe it’s true.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jan 17, 2012 7:55 AM EST up reply actions
And he'll face fewer RHP as part of some sort of quasi-platoon with Heisey? This is the plan, yes?
The Padres and Pirates probably didn’t have that luxury with him last year, no?
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jan 16, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Correct
And I’d have to think he’d see quite a few good pitches batting in between Votto and Bruce (if that’s where Dusty decides to put him).
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Regardless of where he's put.....
He’s going to see better pitches than he did last year with the Padres and Pirates.
Also, Renteria + Gomes last year cost us ~4 million…which I couldn’t believe.
@DavefrmLville.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 16, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
he's better against righties than lefties
over the last three years.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
But in SSS
Ludwick’s numbers got worse after he was traded to Pittsburgh last year.
"You know when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink".-Bill Hicks
by Yossarian22 on Jan 17, 2012 10:03 AM EST up reply actions
Does this make 5 former Cards that Walt has acquired? Am I missing anyone?
Rolen
Edmonds
Renteria
Isringhausen
Ludwick
@DavefrmLville.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Jan 16, 2012 10:37 PM EST reply actions
Lincoln was a Krivsky guy
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by Dave from Louisville on Jan 16, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
The real question of the evening
Are we now the douchiest team in baseball?
We're all mad. I'm mad. You're mad. Otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
Can't outdouche any team with A-Rod.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 16, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
Them, too.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jan 16, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
The FO, fans, and press:
“The Reds have no money the Reds have no money the Reds have no money the Reds have no money…oh, Dioner Navarro, here’s almost a million bucks.”
Phone's ringing, Dude.
Is it really crazy to spend less than a million dollars for a major league-ready backup catcher to keep in the minors?
by Cuetotally Amazing on Jan 16, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
Not if you're playing to...WIN NOW!
[Drink.]
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jan 16, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, these signings don't really bother me.
As far as I am concerned, there has been a rash of protest after each acquisition this off-season (though less for Latos)…and that is a positive sign. It means that Jocketty is making critical decisions, and while no decision is perfect (short of trading Hanigan for Felix Hernandez), he is filling holes with available pieces. There’s not much left on the buffet at this point, and maybe you didn’t really think the egg rolls looked all that good after sitting out for six hours, but you take what you can get.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Jan 16, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
It's not that it bothers me.
But that’s a lot of money to throw at catching depth when you have three guys ahead of him, two of whom I’m not even sure make that kind of money.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
BTW you always eat six hour old egg rolls.
I went to college once. I’m not proud.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
That is undeniably true. When they begin to bend, then they are ready.
But on your other point, there are probably only two guys ahead of him. We love Corky here, and he is a great dude, but Navarro is probably the first backup to the big club. And Hanigan and Mesoraco aren’t costing much, so there’s not much money in the catcher position.
by Cuetotally Amazing on Jan 16, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
I just realized your name is a reference to Dio, not to Rijo.
"You said 'walks' twice."
"I like walks."
by Cy Schourek on Jan 17, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
And not as many others assumed Madville del Rijo
Scott Roland should retire tomorrow.
by Madville on Jan 17, 2012 1:15 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I made a Fanshot for the Ludwick signing
Discuss the general apathy over there
The secret, is to hit the computer with a hammer
Oh, c'mon.
You expect me to get up and drag my apathy all the way over there?
How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jan 16, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions































