As I type this, the Ravens-Titans Texans (like anyone cares about the difference between the two teams) game is turning into a product as unwatchable as last week's Titans Texans-Bengals game.

Good thing we have the Giants-Packers game to look forward to later. (Go Giants!)

Oh, and stick around for Ricky Gervais (hopefully) saying some very offensive things to people we should care less about. The nominations are after the jump (which doesn't really matter since this is a non-frontpaged fanpost.)

Best Motion Picture

Drama

The Descendants

The Help

Hugo

The Ides of March

Moneyball

War Horse

Comedy

50/50

The Artist

Bridesmaids

Midnight in Paris

My Week with Marilyn

Best Performance in a Motion Picture – Drama

Actor

George Clooney - The Descendants as Matt King

Leonardo DiCaprio - J. Edgar as J. Edgar Hoover

Michael Fassbender - Shame as Brandon Sullivan

Ryan Gosling - The Ides of March as Stephen Meyers

Brad Pitt - Moneyball as Billy Beane

Actress

Glenn Close - Albert Nobbs as Albert Nobbs

Viola Davis - The Help as Aibileen Clark

Rooney Mara - The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo as Lisbeth Salander

Meryl Streep - The Iron Lady as Margaret Thatcher

Tilda Swinton - We Need to Talk about Kevin as Eva Khatchadourian

Best Performance in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy

Actor

Jean Dujardin - The Artist as George Valentin

Brendan Gleeson - The Guard as Gerry Boyle

Joseph Gordon-Levitt - 50/50 as Adam Lerner

Ryan Gosling - Crazy, Stupid, Love. as Jacob Palmer

Owen Wilson - Midnight in Paris as Gil Pender

Actress

Jodie Foster - Carnage as Penelope Longstreet

Charlize Theron - Young Adult as Mavis Gary

Kristen Wiig - Bridesmaids as Annie Walker

Michelle Williams - My Week with Marilyn as Marilyn Monroe

Kate Winslet - Carnage as Nancy Cowan

Supporting Actor

Kenneth Branagh - My Week with Marilyn as Laurence Olivier

Albert Brooks - Drive as Bernie Rose

Jonah Hill - Moneyball as Peter Brand

Viggo Mortensen - A Dangerous Method as Sigmund Freud

Christopher Plummer - Beginners as Hal

Supporting Actress

Bérénice Bejo - The Artist as Peppy Miller

Jessica Chastain - The Help as Celia Foote

Janet McTeer - Albert Nobbs as Hubert Page

Octavia Spencer - The Help as Minny Jackson

Shailene Woodley - The Descendants as Alexandra "Alex" King

Best Director

Woody Allen - Midnight in Paris

George Clooney - The Ides of March

Michel Hazanavicius - The Artist

Alexander Payne - The Descendants

Martin Scorsese - Hugo

Best Screenplay

Woody Allen - Midnight in Paris

George Clooney, Grant Heslov & Beau Willimon - The Ides of March

Michel Hazanavicius - The Artist

Alexander Payne, Nat Faxon & Jim Rash - The Descendants

Steven Zaillian & Aaron Sorkin - Moneyball

Best Original Score

Ludovic Bource - The Artist

Abel Korzeniowski - W.E.

Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross - The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

Howard Shore - Hugo

John Williams - War Horse

Best Original Song

"Hello Hello" (music by Elton John, lyrics by Bernie Taupin) - Gnomeo & Juliet

"The Keeper" (music & lyrics by Chris Cornell) - Machine Gun Preacher

"Lay Your Head Down" (music by Brian Byrne, lyrics by Glenn Close) - Albert Nobbs

"The Living Proof" (music by Thomas Newman, Mary J. Blige & Harvey Mason, Jr., lyrics by Blige, Mason & Damon Thomas) - The Help

"Masterpiece" (music and lyrics by Madonna, Julie Frost and Jimmy Harry) - W.E.

Best Animated Feature Film

The Adventures of Tintin

Arthur Christmas

Cars 2

Puss in Boots

Rango

Best Foreign Language Film

The Flowers of War

In the Land of Blood and Honey

The Kid with a Bike

A Separation

The Skin I Live In

Best Series

Drama

American Horror Story

Boardwalk Empire

Boss

Game of Thrones

Homeland

Musical or Comedy

Enlightened

Glee

Modern Family

New Girl

Best Performance in a Television Series – Drama

Actor

Steve Buscemi – Boardwalk Empire as Nucky Thompson

Bryan Cranston – Breaking Bad as Walter White

Kelsey Grammer – Boss (TV series) as Tom Kane

Jeremy Irons – The Borgias as Pope Alexander VI

Damian Lewis – Homeland (TV series) as Nicholas Brody

Actress

Claire Danes – Homeland (TV series) as Carrie Mathison

Mireille Enos – The Killing as Sarah Linden

Julianna Margulies – The Good Wife as Alicia Florrick

Madeleine Stowe – Revenge as Victoria Grayson

Callie Thorne – Necessary Roughness as Dr. Danielle "Dani" Santino

Best Performance in a Television Series – Musical or Comedy

Actor

Alec Baldwin – 30 Rock as Jack Donaghy

David Duchovny – Californication as Hank Moody

Johnny Galecki – The Big Bang Theory as Leonard Hofstadter

Thomas Jane – Hung as Ray Drecker

Matt LeBlanc – Episodes as Matt LeBlanc

Actress

Laura Dern - Enlightened as Amy Jellicoe

Zooey Deschanel - New Girl as Jessica "Jess" Day

Tina Fey - 30 Rock as Liz Lemon

Laura Linney - The Big C as Catherine "Cathy" Jamison

Amy Poehler - Parks and Recreation as Leslie Knope

Best Performance in a Miniseries or Television Film

Actor

Hugh Bonneville – Downton Abbey as Robert, Earl of Grantham

Idris Elba – Luther as Detective Chief Inspector John Luther

William Hurt – Too Big to Fail as Henry Paulson

Bill Nighy – Page Eight as Johnny Worricker

Dominic West – The Hour as Hector Madden

Actress

Romola Garai – The Hour as Bel Rowley

Diane Lane – Cinema Verite as Pat Loud

Elizabeth McGovern – Downton Abbey as Cora, Countess of Grantham

Emily Watson – Appropriate Adult as Janet Leach

Kate Winslet - Mildred Pierce as Mildred Pierce

Best Supporting Performance in a Series, Miniseries, or Television Film

Actor

Peter Dinklage – Game of Thrones (TV series) as Tyrion Lannister

Paul Giamatti – Too Big to Fail as Ben Bernanke

Guy Pearce – Mildred Pierce as Monty Beragon

Tim Robbins – Cinema Verite as Bill Loud

Eric Stonestreet – Modern Family as Cameron Tucker

Actress

Jessica Lange – American Horror Story as Constance Langdon

Kelly Macdonald – Boardwalk Empire as Margaret Schroeder

Maggie Smith – Downton Abbey as Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham

Sofía Vergara – Modern Family as Gloria Delgado-Pritchett

Evan Rachel Wood – Mildred Pierce as Veda Pierce

Best Miniseries or Television Film

Cinema Verite

Downton Abbey

The Hour

Mildred Pierce

Too Big to Fail