ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SAINTS-PACKERS OPEN THREAD?
Tonight the National Football League kicks off its 92nd season when the Green Bay Packers host the New Orleans Saints in a match up of the past two Super Bowl champions. Obviously with this being an open thread any and all subjects are welcome (except whether Aroldis Chapman should be a starter or a closer). Now I leave you with the two best pictures I could find on short notice for this fanpost:
via www.examiner.com
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First
NFL season without Peyton Manning
"'Walkseem' is the word Marty uses when he is angry.
And he walkseem! Walkseem again!" - Cuetotally Amazing
At least i have some good Reds baseball
At least I have some good IU football
At least I have some good IU basketball ahead
Dang
Individuality: Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.
by joshuar9476 on Sep 8, 2011 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Echoes my feeling exactly
*At least I have some good Pacer basketball
"'Walkseem' is the word Marty uses when he is angry.
And he walkseem! Walkseem again!" - Cuetotally Amazing
But you do have good IU basketball in 2012
And this year shouldn’t be too bad. They might even get to .500!
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
No, it should be an NCAA team
2011 might be an NIT team, might be
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
and there were lots of seasons without peyton ...
… just none recently
Individuality: Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.
Yeah, I don't want to go there again
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Shut up
Sincerely,
I used to be a Bengals fan, but Mike Brown made me hate football
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 8, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
survey time
Who are your picks?
Most rushing yards
Most receiving yards
Most passing yards
League MVP
Super Bowl matchup/winner
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 5:03 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Ok
Most rushing yards: Chris Johnson
Most receiving yards: Andre Johnson
Most passing yards: Philip Rivers
League MVP: Matt Ryan
Super Bowl matchup/winner: Giants over Chargers
Jamal Charles for most rushing yards
Fitzy with most receiving yards
Phillip Rivers with most passing yards
MVP: Charles
Superbowl: Eagles/Chargers with the Chargers winning
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
Picks
Most rushing yards: BK
Most receiving yards: jch24
Most passing yards: obc2/ewok
League MVP: Mads & ’tHan
Super Bowl: Farney vs. Ash – boobs is the winner
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 10, 2011 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Seems as good a place as any to point out
That the very first NFL game in history was played in Dayton, OH. Dayton Triangles FTW!
Did not know that
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SAINTS-PACKERS OPEN THREAD?
no
Individuality: Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.
#funsucker
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 5:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Here, here
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
I'm on some kind of annoying roll tonight
I always though of this as “hear, hear”
It feels so nice to be back to normal
Love that song
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
You're probably right
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
I'll be playing softball instead.
We’ll probably get raped in both games.
dang
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
Is that part of the 7th inning "stretch"?
It feels so nice to be back to normal
by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Thanks for noticing, no one ever pays attention to my lame jokes
/sad trombone
#eeyore’d
It feels so nice to be back to normal
look at you, mr. hookey-player
I’m definitely in for Monday, probable for Tuesday, and definitely out for Wednesday.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
Oh, so you got it!
Good. thevole and I spent a long time making it, and the postage was crazy.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
On a side note, does everyone else picture it as "hookey"
For some reason I always thought of it as “hookie”
It feels so nice to be back to normal
Hmmm.
Google seems to imply that it’s “hooky”
I just like pretending it’s hockey, with one letter different
are you going to wear skinny jeans while you play hockey?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 10, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Red Reporter: Classy is our middle name, bitch
It feels so nice to be back to normal
by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Which one of you guys is Tobias Funke?
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
Another side note, also in the "on the nose" category
I would really like to start a funk band and call it Tobias Funke, but pronounce it like “funk”.
But ManBearPig would hate us, because I am white.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
So I've noticed.
What instrument would you like to play in Tobias Funke?
It feels so nice to be back to normal
flute
Then band can be named Jethro Vole.
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 7:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
That's a nice idea
except that will be our classic rock cover band.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
Decoding the Past is a fucking creepy show
Especially this one about the Nazis.
I’m just shivering ‘cause it’s cold out.
Really.
"'Walkseem' is the word Marty uses when he is angry.
And he walkseem! Walkseem again!" - Cuetotally Amazing
Hey guys, have you heard they might make Aroldis Chapman a starter next year? What does everyone think about that?
It feels so nice to be back to normal
He's going to play quarterback?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
The Colts need a QB
Sign him up!
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
It's the only way I know how to get through the news
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Are you at all angry at Peyton
for not being forthcoming enough about all this? Or is he at a level now that he can pretty much do anything he wants?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 8, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
What else could he do?
He said he wanted to play, he hoped to play. It’s not so much Peyton, it’s the Colt’s organization.
They’re like the Chinese Politburo
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Ahh
I was under the impression that he kinda strung it along, intimating that it wasn’t as bad as it actually was in the hope that he would be able to play. And now he can’t, and you are stuck with Curtis Painter. Or, if you are really really lucky, David Garrard.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 8, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
But yeah
I don’t claim to know too much about it. I can’t remember where I even heard the stuff about him not being forthcoming. I might have made it up.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 8, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh
He’s with the Colts now? Damn. That old man is so old.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 8, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
You could certainly do worse
He’s the kind of QB that won’t win it, but won’t lose it neither.
Still, you have to pray like hell that Manning is ready by week 6 or so if you wanna make the playoffs.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 8, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
i just hope houston continues to underachieve
jacksonville & tennessee are bad.
if manning gets back by week 9, i think the colts can still win the division
Despite your outward statements
You seem quietly optimistic that the Colts are still going to be good.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
Don't give up hope on the Reds
They will be good next year.
The Bengals won’t.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 8, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
i agree
going into last season i had completely given up hope of the reds ever being good.
i used to be a very optimistic fan, but watching the bengals, the years of reds losing & the billy gilispie era at UK finally beat me down.
39 years old
I hope he doesn’t break
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
I hope it's Collins and not Painter
Painter is awful and has shown absolutely no signs of getting the Colts offense.
I kind of miss Jim Sorgi
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
There's no question it'll be Collins
"'Walkseem' is the word Marty uses when he is angry.
And he walkseem! Walkseem again!" - Cuetotally Amazing
excellent communist reference
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 10, 2011 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Isn't there some sorta football blog for this
and on a side note, i was really hoping that the long national nightmare, known as the N.F.L. wouldn’t happen this year…
It will get better.
Instead of trilli g you could introduce a topic of conversation that people are interested in talking about, the game is over two hours away
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 6:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
only one typo, not bad
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 6:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
It's been raining here for about a week
I think “And So It Goes” by Billy Joel is a good rainy day song. What does anybody else think?
seen far too many corny slash vids to that song
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Woah, I really don't think this is the place to discuss slash fiction.
That’s more of a fan-shot thing.
You seem to know your way around the slash community
I’m beginning to think that the question of how one can not love a baseball player named Bubba is really just a plea for a suggestion of an impossible physical coupling.
Shipping videos in general are pretty stupid
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
Raindrop Prelude by Chopin, while a bit 'on the nose'
always makes me think of sitting in a comfortable chair with a hot beverage and a book while it rains outside.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
This is a baseball blog, I demand we only talk about baseball!
So anyway how do we feel about restructuring the Post Office?
It will get better.
The Post Office's time has come and gone, get rid of it altogether I say
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
preferably before i have to write all those thank you cards
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 7:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Football blogs are stupid.
"'Walkseem' is the word Marty uses when he is angry.
And he walkseem! Walkseem again!" - Cuetotally Amazing
Except for EDSBS
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
you are on the list, Pal
i don’t know what the list is, or what the consequences are, but you are fuckin on it!
It will get better.
we will settle this spat next year at margaritaville chicago
I predict swift kicks to someones ding ding.
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 7:34 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Oyster Bay Sauvignon Blanc
I’ve made the very manly decision that beer makes me feel oogie.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
I can drink almost a whole bottle of wine and feel OK
If I have 2 pints of beer, my head hurts and my tummy is icky all night.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
using tummy, icky and two pints of beer is same sentence should never happen
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 7:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
In your dreams. Literally.
Because then you could legally marry me in Kentucky.
I guess if I was your cousin it would work too.
#easyjoke’d
It feels so nice to be back to normal
Except I'm not a KY resident
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
ohio residents use urinals
Ky menfolk use stalls!
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 7:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
You might try it ff you don't like pee splatter
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Just the tip?
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
/Archer'd
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
How was I supposed to know you were lactose intolerant?
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
Sorry...I was picturing Whore Island
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
The pros and cons of a man sitting down to pee

"'Walkseem' is the word Marty uses when he is angry.
And he walkseem! Walkseem again!" - Cuetotally Amazing
Caintuckee!
Land of the bourbon trail and batshit crazy womenfolk!
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 7:40 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
since when does just KY have batshit crazy womenfolk?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 10, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Wine is the way to go
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
i went to a dance just the other night
i met a girl there, she was out of sight
i asked a friend of mine who she could be
he said that her friends just called her sweet tea
drink it up, this ones for you!
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 7:32 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
im buying a keg of newcastle in 30 mins
And 51.4 lbs of dog food.
Marriied life has its ups and downs!
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 7:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
That sounds like a terrible punch recipe
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
newmans own 7 lb bag
Some disney 44 lb bag. Both cost 14.99.
I’m doing an experiment if the dumb mutt can tell the difference between those two.
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 7:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
we change it up almost every time
Doog may be psychotic, schizo, and have a separation disorder…but colon strong like bull!
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 7:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Is that Mos Def?
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
You mean Yassin?
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
to change from one to anouther
try mixing the 2
by Eastwindquinn on Sep 8, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
No one's asked yet so I will
Disney makes dog food?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
thats what it said on the outside
I bought it bc it was 36 cents a lb. Most everything else was near a dollar!
Then again newmans was over two bucks a lb.
Go figure!
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 7:48 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Also a Bud Light Aluminum Pint
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 8, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
schlafly pumpkin ale is delicious
you need to pick yourself up some of that shipyard I told ya about
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 10, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Should I start Pierre Thomas or Deangelo Williams on my fantasy team?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Ooooh, I know the answer to this one!
A) No one gives a fuck about your fantasy team.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Shouldn't you be arguing with your wife right now?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
She's at Exec. Assistant appreciation dinner for her company (hence my persistent presence in this thread)
Last year they gave them iPods!
It feels so nice to be back to normal
I want an iPhone but don't want to pay $200 for it
Then again, I don’t want to pay the monthly bill either. I should figure out a way to make that happen.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
executive assistant?
Sanitary engineer! And the name be Zion.
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 7:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
trade for ced benson
He’s motivated!
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 7:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Deangelo
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
That's the way I feel too but Thomas is my only chance to root for a player tonight
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
whoops, I lied
I have NO’s defense in the other league, hooray!
#BadDefense
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Games like this kinda suck
Because I have to root against the Packers, but I #Pickem’d to win in the pool.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
I'm not sold on the Packers
They shouldn’t have made the playoffs last year, they got lucky because the Bears didn’t care.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I think Aaron Rodgers (Rogers?) is one of the top 3 or 4 QBs in the league
Other than that, you might be right.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
Yeah, the fact that they won it all with all those players on IR
shows how deep they were. And, frankly, they didn’t lose many contributors in the off-season.
The Bears didn't play anyone in week 17 because they had clinched
Green Bay won 10-3 and got the last wild card spot because they had a better division record than the Giants. Then they got ridiculously hot in the playoffs and beat the Bears to go to the Super Bowl. As Justin would say…

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
But Fordham makes a very good point
By the end of the year, they had something like 6 or 8 of their original starters on IR.
If they stay healthy, they could be dangerous.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
The post-Super Bowl malaise is more likely to befall them than a lack of talent.
They’re not infallible, and it’s entirely possible they slip a bit and end up with an early playoffs exit like the 2010/2011 Saints.
I would normally say that this won’t happen to a Mike McCarthy team, but happened to Sean Payton and it’s happened to Belichick.
i disagree
they are thin at running back, but they are loaded at receiver, have a great quarterback & one of the best tight ends in the league.
they made their run last year with their starting running back & tight end hurt.
on defense they have Matthews, hawk & woodson.
i think they are really really good
i think the bears have a quitter at qb
They may fly on qrank but not on the gridiron.
the bears should trade cutler and get a leader of men at qb,
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 7:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Yep, going to the playoffs and winning in a terrible college program
proves he’s not a winner.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
You should have picked better players
Also, D-will
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 8, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
There's a really weird sound outside my window right now
Sounds just like the smoke monster from Lost.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
spoiler alert
you’ll never figure out what it is
by 'tHan on Sep 8, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You should take pics and post them
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
That would be a great idea, except I've never bothered to get a photobucket account, or anything like it.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
It only takes about 5 minutes to set one up
It’s pretty easy
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
I'm sure it's ridiculously easy.
Yet here I am, still without one.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
go dragons!
They’re my favorite reds affiliated minor league team
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 7:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Torreyes bunted in the 4th with Hamilton on first
and they’re down two. Boo.
by ken on Sep 8, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Wouldn't it make more sense if opening day was on Labor Day weekend?
"'Walkseem' is the word Marty uses when he is angry.
And he walkseem! Walkseem again!" - Cuetotally Amazing
one minute til freedom!
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 7:59 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
/highschool'd
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
huh?
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
I just remembered I have an expense check coming
Fixed playstation here I come!
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
yeah, I guess he was right
but, yeah, wrong
by Eastwindquinn on Sep 8, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Tony Dungy just said he'd take Aaron Rogers over Brady, Manning, and Brees
That’s a bit surprising from him.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
I think I would too
Younger than all of them, and he’s got more weapons than ever this year
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
i wouldn't call kid rock talentless
not at all.
i can understand not liking him, but he’s got talent
That's probably true.
I just hate his voice with the passion of 1,000 blazing suns.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
Alternate Game Thread!
Yay!
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
this reminds me
My favorite thing so far this season was when the Mariners traded Fister for Furbush
So they actually showed Kid Rock, Lady Antebellum and all that crap?
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Hell yeah, jock jams
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 8, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
He got a big hit, men on the corners, Seirra up
by Eastwindquinn on Sep 8, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Seirra hits a double, Duran scores from 1st!
by Eastwindquinn on Sep 8, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
3-1 Dragons
man on 3rd, one out. Billy is up
by Eastwindquinn on Sep 8, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Hamilton gets an RBI
hits the pitcher on a come-backer
by Eastwindquinn on Sep 8, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Really?
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
yes
he was at the cincinnati show a few years ago.
dressed in margaritaville gear & really enjoying himself
That's pretty cool
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
was it a similar yellow colored shirt?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 10, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
they should have written the lyrics on the back of a dunkin donuts box
she would have memorized them then!
I mean, you could understand Fox doing it
But NBC is a little strange
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
Let's name the Idol winners with legitimate music talent:
1. Carrie Underwood.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
This is the dumbest thing you've ever said.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
carrie underwood is nothing special
they used her to sell an image to an audience with below average intelligence.
she capably sings kinda catchy songs, lost some weight & has great legs.
there’s nothing about her that screams musical talent
but she looks like she might have other talents
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 10, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey 'tHan, it's Randall Cobb!
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Former Kentucky Superstar Randall Cobb just became the first player born in the 1990's to play in the NFL
Nice pickup by Rodgers
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
So how bad, exactly, is the Saints defense?
I’m just trying to figure out how worried I should be about the Packers offense.
I mean, I know they are really good, but how much of this is the Saints sucking?
It feels so nice to be back to normal
No doubt
Jennings turned at pretty much the last possible second
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
Wow
They wasted no time
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
Brees' 5 year captain's patch looks weird with the colored C
I wish I could see Peyton’s…
"'Walkseem' is the word Marty uses when he is angry.
And he walkseem! Walkseem again!" - Cuetotally Amazing
Anybody seen any of the tennis coverage?
Chris McKendree is ageing quite gracefully
The Packers are not fucking around
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
My friend, Bob, told me not to argue with anyone who is not in the same room
I thought that made sense and that Bob had his shit together. Then, Bob had his balls cut off and changed his name to Susan.
I hate the "you're allowed to throw it away" rule
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I'm glad I didn't point out that the line moved 1.5 points toward New Orleans after opening at 5.5
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
9/10 2 TD's
Not bad
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
I feel like I'm watching the bungles
Down 14 mid first q
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
The Saints look pretty ungood
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Ingram's looking pretty good
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
Always take the over when the Saints play
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
So this looks like a good old fashioned shoot out
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
a healthy finley makes green bay a very good offense
looks like he’s got a fins hand signal he’s making after catches too
Jesus
Nice moves by Cobb
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
You're doing it wrong
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Whoa
You two agreed on something
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
We're both tall, smart, and good looking
That’s a start!
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
What is the fastest you've ever driven a car you owned?
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
He owns a Mini Cooper so I'll guess 78 mph
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Either you are very ignorant of cars, or you have failed miserably at you sarcasm attempt.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
Your face fails miserably at sarcasm
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I'm sure it is
/SarcasticEyeRoll
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Definitely not as fast as jch
Probably 100 or so.
But I was in a car with a kid jumping railroad tracks going 120 when I was 15 and he was 17. That was stupid.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
This was the same kid who kept vials of his own pee in his closet
He’d keep them for months, then pour one onto the car upholstery of someone he didn’t like.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
That sounds like someone to hang with
I love bad choices!
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
I stopped jumping RR tracks when I got a Ford Ranger completely airborne
No bueno.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
This is for jch
and all others who think CoCo is getting big money this offseason
I think their estimate of 2 years for 8-10 million total is probably pretty accurate.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
Remember that thing about having the Saints defense? Yeah, the other guy has Aaron Rodgers
#FML
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Neither team seems overly concerned with playing defense
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
I have Matt Schaub and Kevin Kolb in one of my leagues, not sure how I feel about that
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I feel you have too many leagues
Submit one bracket theory!
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
I only have two, nothing terrible
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
How far into that bottle of girl juice are ya?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But I AM a character
Oh wait, I’m actually a caricature.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I apologize. You set me up nicely and I missed the chance.
i blame the white wine.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
Is the zima all gone?
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I'm shipping a pack of Jolly Ranchers for xmas
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Yuengling Lager is turrible
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 10, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Wrong.
You had me at meat tornado. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Sep 11, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Yuengling makes some tasty stuff
just not their Lager
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 13, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Kevin Kolb
certainly a decision
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 10, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
He's got running away from cops speed
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
Who's excited for Whitney?!
. . .
Anyone?
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
I think she's funny but I'm not sure I'd watch her show
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 8, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Whitney Cummings
She’s got a new show called Whitney
It looks pretty bad
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
Darren Sproles!
I wonder if that counts on my defense….
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
It's 50/50
Guess which way my league does it? #dang
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Ours counts kick returns to the player, poop
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
oh, i didn't mean offensive stats
i was talking defense only.
return yards go to the individual player
Huh.
I haven’t done fantasy FB in a while, but the last league I was in definitely didn’t include ST with defense.
IIRC, if a player scored a kick return TD, it counted for whoever had him on their team.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
On pace for 110 points
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
We saw an extended trailer for it before a movie this summer
it looks terrible
It feels so nice to be back to normal
It's like Rocky meets Transformers
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
From Dusk til Dawn
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
but he never did give a crap about new orleans
by 'tHan on Sep 8, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I've been to many ny bars
The last one I went to in the village was bottom 5 all-time
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
But that's the point.
You might love Applebee’s. But if you come to NYC and go to Applebee’s, you’ve got major problems.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
applebee's are everywhere & they're all the same
margaritaville is in about 10 places & everyone is different
But are they THAT different?
I mean, is the food, are the cocktails, the music, etc, all that different?
I’d just much rather go to a local place that is unique to the city.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
the food, drinks, music (different videos) & decor are totally different from place to place
so is the merchandise they carry.
I have a feeling the last one is the aspect you look for most
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 8, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
indeed it is
i got in my shipment from the key west store today!
i’m wearing my margaritaville halloween shirt right now!
that chair certainly didn't look comfortable
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 10, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Different menu in every city
Different live music
Avoid the cheeseburger in paradise.
My face is still key west
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
Damn, Rodgers just missed another TD
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Great first half
It’s like watching a baseball game where both starting pitchers are Edinson volquez
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Or Volquez/Arroyo
"'Walkseem' is the word Marty uses when he is angry.
And he walkseem! Walkseem again!" - Cuetotally Amazing
Guess who didn't start James Starks this week
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
How many games in the series
3 or 5?
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
Despite how much Jonah Hill tries to talk me out of it, I actually want to see the new Moneyball movie
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Just saw his tweets, not a good sign
He’s usually right on prospects, so we should trust him on movies, right?
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 8, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Brad Pitt is a proven vet!
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
They would've had too
It’s an interesting book, but it’s the opposite of cinematic
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
Dragons win
There’s your Farmers Only for today
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
I have no idea who could have been my first Rd pick
Awful team
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
I guarantee Jay Cutler will be in the top 15 in the league in passing yards this year
Great? No. Weak? Definitely not.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
It's like Justin and Poodle had a baby
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I'd call that a poor choice, but I had the first pick so it's fine
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 8, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
JNHPotG:
Corcino, 6ip 6H 2ER, 2 w, 6 so.
Lutz: 3 for 4, 3 rbi, and a run.
Hamilton, Sierra, and the Bullpen all had good nights.
tomorrow, Smith goes I assume, they should be in good shape.
Pelicans reef
Has number one grade pacific ridge swordfish from Honolulu this weekend
I might be there tomorrow. Great lakes Oktoberfest on draft!
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
And four less than Charles Haley
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Think they'll change the new kickoff rule midseason?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Yes it is, what a terrible rule change
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Brees is very accurate tonight
Saints D needs a big play this half
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
Brees sucks, they should bring in Daniel.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
Damn, I shoulda started Thomas
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I'm very close to being older than everyone in mlb
Go vizquel and moyer
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
Where did 'creds go? I wanted to tell him more about my fantasy team....
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Clay Matthews looks ridiculous, I don't care how good he is
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
The upside is he can leave the game and go straight to the Kid Rock concert, doesn't even have to shower
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
why would you ever shower to go to a Kid Rock concert?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 10, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
In times like these I wonder if I have a tapeworm
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
You probably do
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 8, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
probably got it from eating Quatman's
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 10, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
I like how I can see 12 comments on a 2-day-old thread and know exactly what they are
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 10, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I aim to please
if anything, I’m consistent
Consistently shitty, but consistent regardless
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 12, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Football is back
And my bobcats are undefeated
Suck it, new mexico
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
How the fuck did he end up at Kentucky?
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 8, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm assuming that's /Fulmer'd
But I wouldn’t be surprised if it was /Kiffin’d
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 8, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Randall Cobb is not human
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Wow, huge night for Randall Cobb
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Anyone interested in going downtown for free wings Sunday?
From Mainstay Rock Bar(warning, sound):
Bengals vs. Browns (Away Game)
Event Date: Sun. Sep 11 01:00 PM
Description:
$5 Big Bud Light Draft with $2 refills and Take Home Mug plus free wings at kick off
Sounds intriguing.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
How many free wings?
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 8, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what I'm wondering
And Farney asked if there’s a cover. I doubt there is but I think I’m going to call and ask about both tomorrow.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
If they try to give you less than 4, you gotta call Rafiki Rules on him
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 8, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I predict the wings will be served slowly
Big food cost item
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
Sorry, I have to help out with the youth at church.
Thanks for the invite though.
"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me
Devery Henderson is still in the league?
Huh?
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
josh hopkins from cougar town is excited!
RT @MrJoshHopkins: Not trying to get ahead but Randall Cobb is on pace to be the best player ever at anything.
You must follow everyone on twitter
Except kale, lance and lecure
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
BK had a pretty great JR line today
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I read that as Kate and thought "nah I bet he follows her"
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Hard to believe they're still in this
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
They must have cut out special teams coverage in the short training camp
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
For no reason, amiright?
Dumbassssss
Write that check to mr goodell
"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"
Fuck convenience stores that don't stay open past ten
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
There are 4 convenience stores within 5 miles of me
All of them were closed.
I ended up going to Meijers
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
Yeah, they're looking pretty good.
Hope Rodgers stays healthy.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
to be fair, I could have scored on that play.
And my nickname of “Jiffy” in high school wasn’t because I was actually fast.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Was it because of the peanut butter/dog incident?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I was really, really slow.
I did hold the school record for blocks in one game for a while, though.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
That stat pretty much sums up how awful the new kickoff rule is
"'Walkseem' is the word Marty uses when he is angry.
And he walkseem! Walkseem again!" - Cuetotally Amazing
Cobb almost broke another one
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
My fantasy team could really use a turnover here
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
damn, that shoulda been down at the 1
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Why isn't anyone else here????
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Jesus
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
welp, I'm off to bed, 6:00 AM comes early
See ya tomorrow kids.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
For the way this game started
This was pretty much a perfect game.
Adios
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

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