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ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SAINTS-PACKERS OPEN THREAD?


   Tonight the National Football League kicks off its 92nd season when the Green Bay Packers host the New Orleans Saints in a match up of the past two Super Bowl champions. Obviously with this being an open thread any and all subjects are welcome (except whether Aroldis Chapman should be a starter or a closer). Now I leave you with the two best pictures I could find on short notice for this fanpost:

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via www.examiner.com

 

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via www.nostarclothing.com

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NFL season without Peyton Manning

"'Walkseem' is the word Marty uses when he is angry.
And he walkseem! Walkseem again!" - Cuetotally Amazing

by Ram27 on Sep 8, 2011 5:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Echoes my feeling exactly

*At least I have some good Pacer basketball

"'Walkseem' is the word Marty uses when he is angry.
And he walkseem! Walkseem again!" - Cuetotally Amazing

by Ram27 on Sep 8, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

But you do have good IU basketball in 2012

And this year shouldn’t be too bad. They might even get to .500!

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Sep 8, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, it should be an NCAA team

2011 might be an NIT team, might be

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Sep 8, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

and there were lots of seasons without peyton ...

… just none recently

Individuality: Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.

by joshuar9476 on Sep 8, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don't want to go there again

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Sep 8, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shut up

Sincerely,

I used to be a Bengals fan, but Mike Brown made me hate football

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 8, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

survey time

Who are your picks?

Most rushing yards
Most receiving yards
Most passing yards
League MVP
Super Bowl matchup/winner

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 5:03 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Most rushing yards: Adrian Peterson

Most receiving yards: Roddy White

Most passing yards: Phillip Rivers

League MVP: Tom Brady

Super Bowl matchup/winner Falcons/Patriots….Patriots win

by 'tHan on Sep 8, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok

Most rushing yards: Chris Johnson

Most receiving yards: Andre Johnson

Most passing yards: Philip Rivers

League MVP: Matt Ryan

Super Bowl matchup/winner: Giants over Chargers

by FordhamRam on Sep 8, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jamal Charles for most rushing yards

Fitzy with most receiving yards

Phillip Rivers with most passing yards

MVP: Charles

Superbowl: Eagles/Chargers with the Chargers winning

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 8, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most rushing yards: Ray Rice
Most receiving yards: Calvin Johnson
Most passing yards: Drew Brees
MVP: Tom (expletive deleted) Brady
Super Bowl Matchup: Eagles/Jets… Eagles win.

"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK

by ZJiff30 on Sep 8, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Picks

Most rushing yards: BK
Most receiving yards: jch24
Most passing yards: obc2/ewok
League MVP: Mads & ’tHan
Super Bowl: Farney vs. Ash – boobs is the winner

The ends justify the means

by Highlifeman21 on Sep 10, 2011 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seems as good a place as any to point out

That the very first NFL game in history was played in Dayton, OH. Dayton Triangles FTW!

by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2011 5:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Did not know that

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Sep 8, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this where the party people are at?

"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me

by crolfer on Sep 8, 2011 5:12 PM EDT reply actions  

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SAINTS-PACKERS OPEN THREAD?

no

Individuality: Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.

by joshuar9476 on Sep 8, 2011 5:20 PM EDT reply actions  

#funsucker

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 5:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Here, here

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Sep 8, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm on some kind of annoying roll tonight

I always though of this as “hear, hear”

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love that song

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 8, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're probably right

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Sep 8, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be playing softball instead.

We’ll probably get raped in both games.

dang

"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me

by crolfer on Sep 8, 2011 5:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks for noticing, no one ever pays attention to my lame jokes

/sad trombone
#eeyore’d

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

look at you, mr. hookey-player

I’m definitely in for Monday, probable for Tuesday, and definitely out for Wednesday.

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which one of you guys is Tobias Funke?

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 8, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another side note, also in the "on the nose" category

I would really like to start a funk band and call it Tobias Funke, but pronounce it like “funk”.

But ManBearPig would hate us, because I am white.

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I've noticed.

What instrument would you like to play in Tobias Funke?

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

flute

Then band can be named Jethro Vole.

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 7:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

That's a nice idea

except that will be our classic rock cover band.

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Decoding the Past is a fucking creepy show

Especially this one about the Nazis.
I’m just shivering ‘cause it’s cold out.
Really.

"'Walkseem' is the word Marty uses when he is angry.
And he walkseem! Walkseem again!" - Cuetotally Amazing

by Ram27 on Sep 8, 2011 5:26 PM EDT reply actions  

He's going to play quarterback?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 8, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Colts need a QB

Sign him up!

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Sep 8, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good news

He won’t have any interceptions
Bad news
He won’t have any completions

"'Walkseem' is the word Marty uses when he is angry.
And he walkseem! Walkseem again!" - Cuetotally Amazing

by Ram27 on Sep 8, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the only way I know how to get through the news

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Sep 8, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you at all angry at Peyton

for not being forthcoming enough about all this? Or is he at a level now that he can pretty much do anything he wants?

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 8, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

What else could he do?

He said he wanted to play, he hoped to play. It’s not so much Peyton, it’s the Colt’s organization.

They’re like the Chinese Politburo

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Sep 8, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahh

I was under the impression that he kinda strung it along, intimating that it wasn’t as bad as it actually was in the hope that he would be able to play. And now he can’t, and you are stuck with Curtis Painter. Or, if you are really really lucky, David Garrard.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 8, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

But yeah

I don’t claim to know too much about it. I can’t remember where I even heard the stuff about him not being forthcoming. I might have made it up.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 8, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

He’s with the Colts now? Damn. That old man is so old.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 8, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

You could certainly do worse

He’s the kind of QB that won’t win it, but won’t lose it neither.

Still, you have to pray like hell that Manning is ready by week 6 or so if you wanna make the playoffs.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 8, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Despite your outward statements

You seem quietly optimistic that the Colts are still going to be good.

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't give up hope on the Reds

They will be good next year.

The Bengals won’t.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 8, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

i agree

going into last season i had completely given up hope of the reds ever being good.

i used to be a very optimistic fan, but watching the bengals, the years of reds losing & the billy gilispie era at UK finally beat me down.

by 'tHan on Sep 8, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

39 years old

I hope he doesn’t break

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Sep 8, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope it's Collins and not Painter

Painter is awful and has shown absolutely no signs of getting the Colts offense.

I kind of miss Jim Sorgi

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Sep 8, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's no question it'll be Collins

"'Walkseem' is the word Marty uses when he is angry.
And he walkseem! Walkseem again!" - Cuetotally Amazing

by Ram27 on Sep 8, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't there some sorta football blog for this

and on a side note, i was really hoping that the long national nightmare, known as the N.F.L. wouldn’t happen this year…

It will get better.

by Yossarian22 on Sep 8, 2011 6:04 PM EDT reply actions  

only one typo, not bad

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 6:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

It's been raining here for about a week

I think “And So It Goes” by Billy Joel is a good rainy day song. What does anybody else think?

by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

seen far too many corny slash vids to that song

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 8, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

You seem to know your way around the slash community

I’m beginning to think that the question of how one can not love a baseball player named Bubba is really just a plea for a suggestion of an impossible physical coupling.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shipping videos in general are pretty stupid

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 8, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Raindrop Prelude by Chopin, while a bit 'on the nose'

always makes me think of sitting in a comfortable chair with a hot beverage and a book while it rains outside.

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Football blogs are stupid.

"'Walkseem' is the word Marty uses when he is angry.
And he walkseem! Walkseem again!" - Cuetotally Amazing

by Ram27 on Sep 8, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except for EDSBS

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 8, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

you are on the list, Pal

i don’t know what the list is, or what the consequences are, but you are fuckin on it!

It will get better.

by Yossarian22 on Sep 8, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

we will settle this spat next year at margaritaville chicago

I predict swift kicks to someones ding ding.

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 7:34 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Oyster Bay Sauvignon Blanc

I’ve made the very manly decision that beer makes me feel oogie.

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can drink almost a whole bottle of wine and feel OK

If I have 2 pints of beer, my head hurts and my tummy is icky all night.

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because you're a woman

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

In your dreams. Literally.

Because then you could legally marry me in Kentucky.

I guess if I was your cousin it would work too.

#easyjoke’d

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except I'm not a KY resident

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

ohio residents use urinals

Ky menfolk use stalls!

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 7:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

testify

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you sit down to pee?

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

You might try it ff you don't like pee splatter

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just the tip?

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 8, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

/Archer'd

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Sep 8, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

How was I supposed to know you were lactose intolerant?

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 8, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry...I was picturing Whore Island

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Sep 8, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

The pros and cons of a man sitting down to pee

"'Walkseem' is the word Marty uses when he is angry.
And he walkseem! Walkseem again!" - Cuetotally Amazing

by Ram27 on Sep 8, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

But you are a Kentucky native.

I would never joke about Ohio.

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Caintuckee!

Land of the bourbon trail and batshit crazy womenfolk!

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 7:40 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   2 recs

rec 'em

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wine is the way to go

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Sep 8, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet tea!

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because you're a woman.

#reciprocity.

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

im buying a keg of newcastle in 30 mins

And 51.4 lbs of dog food.

Marriied life has its ups and downs!

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 7:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

That sounds like a terrible punch recipe

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

newmans own 7 lb bag

Some disney 44 lb bag. Both cost 14.99.

I’m doing an experiment if the dumb mutt can tell the difference between those two.

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 7:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

How are you going to know?

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is true.

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

we change it up almost every time

Doog may be psychotic, schizo, and have a separation disorder…but colon strong like bull!

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 7:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

x

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that Mos Def?

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 8, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mean Yassin?

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Sep 8, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one's asked yet so I will

Disney makes dog food?

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats what it said on the outside

I bought it bc it was 36 cents a lb. Most everything else was near a dollar!

Then again newmans was over two bucks a lb.

Go figure!

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 7:48 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Also a Bud Light Aluminum Pint

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Sep 8, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

schlafly pumpkin ale is delicious

you need to pick yourself up some of that shipyard I told ya about

The ends justify the means

by Highlifeman21 on Sep 10, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Should I start Pierre Thomas or Deangelo Williams on my fantasy team?

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Ooooh, I know the answer to this one!

A) No one gives a fuck about your fantasy team.

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Shouldn't you be arguing with your wife right now?

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want an iPhone but don't want to pay $200 for it

Then again, I don’t want to pay the monthly bill either. I should figure out a way to make that happen.

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

executive assistant?

Sanitary engineer! And the name be Zion.

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 7:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Deangelo

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 8, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the way I feel too but Thomas is my only chance to root for a player tonight

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoops, I lied

I have NO’s defense in the other league, hooray!

#BadDefense

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Games like this kinda suck

Because I have to root against the Packers, but I #Pickem’d to win in the pool.

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sold on the Packers

They shouldn’t have made the playoffs last year, they got lucky because the Bears didn’t care.

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Aaron Rodgers (Rogers?) is one of the top 3 or 4 QBs in the league

Other than that, you might be right.

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the fact that they won it all with all those players on IR

shows how deep they were. And, frankly, they didn’t lose many contributors in the off-season.

by FordhamRam on Sep 8, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

/2011Reds'd

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Bears didn't play anyone in week 17 because they had clinched

Green Bay won 10-3 and got the last wild card spot because they had a better division record than the Giants. Then they got ridiculously hot in the playoffs and beat the Bears to go to the Super Bowl. As Justin would say…

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

But Fordham makes a very good point

By the end of the year, they had something like 6 or 8 of their original starters on IR.

If they stay healthy, they could be dangerous.

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

The post-Super Bowl malaise is more likely to befall them than a lack of talent.

They’re not infallible, and it’s entirely possible they slip a bit and end up with an early playoffs exit like the 2010/2011 Saints.

I would normally say that this won’t happen to a Mike McCarthy team, but happened to Sean Payton and it’s happened to Belichick.

by FordhamRam on Sep 8, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i disagree

they are thin at running back, but they are loaded at receiver, have a great quarterback & one of the best tight ends in the league.

they made their run last year with their starting running back & tight end hurt.

on defense they have Matthews, hawk & woodson.

i think they are really really good

by 'tHan on Sep 8, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think the bears have a quitter at qb

They may fly on qrank but not on the gridiron.

the bears should trade cutler and get a leader of men at qb,

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 7:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Or a winner

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, going to the playoffs and winning in a terrible college program

proves he’s not a winner.

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should have picked better players

Also, D-will

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Sep 8, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's a really weird sound outside my window right now

Sounds just like the smoke monster from Lost.

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

You should take pics and post them

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

It only takes about 5 minutes to set one up

It’s pretty easy

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 8, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure it's ridiculously easy.

Yet here I am, still without one.

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://tinypic.com

"'Walkseem' is the word Marty uses when he is angry.
And he walkseem! Walkseem again!" - Cuetotally Amazing

by Ram27 on Sep 8, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't it make more sense if opening day was on Labor Day weekend?

"'Walkseem' is the word Marty uses when he is angry.
And he walkseem! Walkseem again!" - Cuetotally Amazing

by Ram27 on Sep 8, 2011 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

one minute til freedom!

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 7:59 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

/highschool'd

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Sep 8, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh?

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Sep 8, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just remembered I have an expense check coming

Fixed playstation here I come!

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Largely talentless and hedonistic?

Sounds about right.

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by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's probably true.

I just hate his voice with the passion of 1,000 blazing suns.

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

So they actually showed Kid Rock, Lady Antebellum and all that crap?

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Sep 8, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell yeah, jock jams

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Sep 8, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

But where's Michael Buffer?

Isn’t this stuff his bread and butter?

by FordhamRam on Sep 8, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Sep 8, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

he was at the cincinnati show a few years ago.

dressed in margaritaville gear & really enjoying himself

by 'tHan on Sep 8, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's pretty cool

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Sep 8, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, you could understand Fox doing it

But NBC is a little strange

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 8, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's name the Idol winners with legitimate music talent:

1. Carrie Underwood.

"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK

by ZJiff30 on Sep 8, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is the dumbest thing you've ever said.

"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK

by ZJiff30 on Sep 8, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

carrie underwood is nothing special

they used her to sell an image to an audience with below average intelligence.

she capably sings kinda catchy songs, lost some weight & has great legs.

there’s nothing about her that screams musical talent

by 'tHan on Sep 8, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey 'tHan, it's Randall Cobb!

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Sep 8, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice pickup by Rodgers

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 8, 2011 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

So how bad, exactly, is the Saints defense?

I’m just trying to figure out how worried I should be about the Packers offense.

I mean, I know they are really good, but how much of this is the Saints sucking?

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

They wasted no time

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 8, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Brees' 5 year captain's patch looks weird with the colored C

I wish I could see Peyton’s…

"'Walkseem' is the word Marty uses when he is angry.
And he walkseem! Walkseem again!" - Cuetotally Amazing

by Ram27 on Sep 8, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Anybody seen any of the tennis coverage?

Chris McKendree is ageing quite gracefully

by poojols on Sep 8, 2011 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

whoops

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

The Packers are not fucking around

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 8, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

My friend, Bob, told me not to argue with anyone who is not in the same room

I thought that made sense and that Bob had his shit together. Then, Bob had his balls cut off and changed his name to Susan.

by poojols on Sep 8, 2011 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate the "you're allowed to throw it away" rule

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

9/10 2 TD's

Not bad

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 8, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I feel like I'm watching the bungles

Down 14 mid first q

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

The Saints look pretty ungood

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Ingram's looking pretty good

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 8, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sproles looks hawt

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

NRA ham redeems himself

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

That paddy for Meacham!

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Take three

That’s ipaddish for Meacham

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Always take the over when the Saints play

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

So this looks like a good old fashioned shoot out

Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."

by ChiDa on Sep 8, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

21pts in first q, so far

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

28

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus

Nice moves by Cobb

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 8, 2011 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

So, no offense to Cobb

but the Saints defense looks terrible.

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I was right.

We got raped. Twice. :(

"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me

by crolfer on Sep 8, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

You're doing it wrong

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Every thread!

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa

You two agreed on something

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 8, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're more alike then they let on

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're both tall, smart, and good looking

That’s a start!

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

He owns a Mini Cooper so I'll guess 78 mph

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your face fails miserably at sarcasm

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure it is

/SarcasticEyeRoll

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely not as fast as jch

Probably 100 or so.

But I was in a car with a kid jumping railroad tracks going 120 when I was 15 and he was 17. That was stupid.

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by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was your flip career high!

That sounds awesome

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

This was the same kid who kept vials of his own pee in his closet

He’d keep them for months, then pour one onto the car upholstery of someone he didn’t like.

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds like someone to hang with

I love bad choices!

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I stopped jumping RR tracks when I got a Ford Ranger completely airborne

No bueno.

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is now.

"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me

by crolfer on Sep 8, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is for jch

and all others who think CoCo is getting big money this offseason

I think their estimate of 2 years for 8-10 million total is probably pretty accurate.

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by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Sign coco!

He wants to stay in cincy

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Neither team seems overly concerned with playing defense

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 8, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I feel you have too many leagues

Submit one bracket theory!

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only have two, nothing terrible

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

One of your teams is terrible!

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do not like it.

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

How far into that bottle of girl juice are ya?

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ask your wife

#thatmakesnosense

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by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jch is not a man of character

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

But I AM a character

Oh wait, I’m actually a caricature.

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suck up!

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I apologize. You set me up nicely and I missed the chance.

i blame the white wine.

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by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm shipping a pack of Jolly Ranchers for xmas

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Says the Yeungling apologist

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by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nectar of the gods

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wrong.

You had me at meat tornado. ~ Ron Swanson

by BigBabyBruce on Sep 11, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He doesn't have feelings

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kevin Kolb

certainly a decision

The ends justify the means

by Highlifeman21 on Sep 10, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ingram doesn't have sec speed

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Does his dad?

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's got running away from cops speed

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 8, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lambeau field is an ice rink

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Who's excited for Whitney?!

. . .

Anyone?

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 8, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I think she's funny but I'm not sure I'd watch her show

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Sep 8, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

who?

"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me

by crolfer on Sep 8, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whitney Cummings

She’s got a new show called Whitney

It looks pretty bad

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 8, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Darren Sproles!

I wonder if that counts on my defense….

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Really? Is that common?

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's 50/50

Guess which way my league does it? #dang

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ours counts kick returns to the player, poop

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh.

I haven’t done fantasy FB in a while, but the last league I was in definitely didn’t include ST with defense.

IIRC, if a player scored a kick return TD, it counted for whoever had him on their team.

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by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

On pace for 110 points

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 8, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF is this movie?

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

It's like Rocky meets Transformers

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it will be good

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed them.

"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me

by crolfer on Sep 8, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't see em

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rock em sock em flick

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

x

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa.

"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me

by crolfer on Sep 8, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goodfellas

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Basic Instinct

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Antichrist

/dark

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boondock

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Saints!

"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me

by crolfer on Sep 8, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lethal weapon 3

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

From Dusk til Dawn

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 8, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rafiki rules

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bush has 33 career Td?

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

New Orleans sis a fun town

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I concur

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love N'awleans.

"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me

by crolfer on Sep 8, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

It has a great margaritaville

And cafe du monde

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

#goodlord

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

You hate fun AND chicory coffee?

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been to many ny bars

The last one I went to in the village was bottom 5 all-time

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

But that's the point.

You might love Applebee’s. But if you come to NYC and go to Applebee’s, you’ve got major problems.

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by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

But are they THAT different?

I mean, is the food, are the cocktails, the music, etc, all that different?

I’d just much rather go to a local place that is unique to the city.

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by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh. Interesting.

It feels so nice to be back to normal

by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Needs to be at the levee

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling the last one is the aspect you look for most

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Sep 8, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Orlando has the best merch

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed it is

i got in my shipment from the key west store today!

i’m wearing my margaritaville halloween shirt right now!

by 'tHan on Sep 8, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Different menu in every city

Different live music

Avoid the cheeseburger in paradise.

My face is still key west

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fave

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big Daddy's?

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, Rodgers just missed another TD

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Great first half

It’s like watching a baseball game where both starting pitchers are Edinson volquez

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Or Volquez/Arroyo

"'Walkseem' is the word Marty uses when he is angry.
And he walkseem! Walkseem again!" - Cuetotally Amazing

by Ram27 on Sep 8, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

More time for brees

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Guess who didn't start James Starks this week

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Sep 8, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

A dumbass? :-)

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by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Evidently

The team opposing me started Greg Jennings, which is a good idea

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Sep 8, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many games in the series

3 or 5?

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 8, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Despite how much Jonah Hill tries to talk me out of it, I actually want to see the new Moneyball movie

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Sep 8, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Just saw his tweets, not a good sign

He’s usually right on prospects, so we should trust him on movies, right?

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Sep 8, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brad Pitt is a proven vet!

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 8, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too much WAR?

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too many Ballplayers.

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by nycredsfan on Sep 8, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

They would've had too

It’s an interesting book, but it’s the opposite of cinematic

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 8, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dragons win

There’s your Farmers Only for today

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Sep 8, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Brighter news

I’m prob buying notg

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's like Justin and Poodle had a baby

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I stand corrected

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by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I reinstated last years league!

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd call that a poor choice, but I had the first pick so it's fine

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by BK on Sep 8, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are the prohibitive favorite to win!

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

JNHPotG:

Corcino, 6ip 6H 2ER, 2 w, 6 so.
Lutz: 3 for 4, 3 rbi, and a run.

Hamilton, Sierra, and the Bullpen all had good nights.
tomorrow, Smith goes I assume, they should be in good shape.

by Eastwindquinn on Sep 8, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Pelicans reef

Has number one grade pacific ridge swordfish from Honolulu this weekend

I might be there tomorrow. Great lakes Oktoberfest on draft!

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Peyton has one less SB ring than Ben

Ugh

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

And four less than Charles Haley

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Think they'll change the new kickoff rule midseason?

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Not a chance

This is awful

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes it is, what a terrible rule change

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Safety issue

I like CCs idea of punting to kickoff

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bj Rajiv is dominating

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Marc Broussard is white?

"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me

by crolfer on Sep 8, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Steve Broussard is not

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brees is very accurate tonight

Saints D needs a big play this half

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Brees sucks, they should bring in Daniel.

"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me

by crolfer on Sep 8, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, I shoulda started Thomas

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm very close to being older than everyone in mlb

Go vizquel and moyer

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where did 'creds go? I wanted to tell him more about my fantasy team....

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Arguing with wife I presume

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

In times like these I wonder if I have a tapeworm

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

You probably do

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Sep 8, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Order itanienette

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like how I can see 12 comments on a 2-day-old thread and know exactly what they are

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Sep 10, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I aim to please

if anything, I’m consistent

Consistently shitty, but consistent regardless

The ends justify the means

by Highlifeman21 on Sep 12, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Football is back

And my bobcats are undefeated

Suck it, new mexico

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

wait, you guys beat us?

"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me

by crolfer on Sep 8, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bad choices work out

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

How the fuck did he end up at Kentucky?

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Sep 8, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

ACT

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

They have a good theatre department?

"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me

by crolfer on Sep 8, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm assuming that's /Fulmer'd

But I wouldn’t be surprised if it was /Kiffin’d

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Sep 8, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Randall Cobb is not human

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Sep 8, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, huge night for Randall Cobb

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone interested in going downtown for free wings Sunday?

From Mainstay Rock Bar(warning, sound):

Bengals vs. Browns (Away Game)

Event Date: Sun. Sep 11 01:00 PM
Description:
$5 Big Bud Light Draft with $2 refills and Take Home Mug plus free wings at kick off

Sounds intriguing.

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

How many free wings?

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Sep 8, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what I'm wondering

And Farney asked if there’s a cover. I doubt there is but I think I’m going to call and ask about both tomorrow.

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rafiki rulesOver under is 4

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I say over, Mufassa

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

If they try to give you less than 4, you gotta call Rafiki Rules on him

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Sep 8, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I predict the wings will be served slowly

Big food cost item

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wings are cheap as shit.

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.

by -ManBearPig on Sep 9, 2011 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I have to help out with the youth at church.

Thanks for the invite though.

"Luna Lovegood is really freaking awesome in every way." -Me

by crolfer on Sep 8, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a ballgame again!

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

He did not step out

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Correct

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Sep 8, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hairline

Couldn’t overturn it either way

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Devery Henderson is still in the league?

Huh?

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Sep 8, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

josh hopkins from cougar town is excited!
RT @MrJoshHopkins: Not trying to get ahead but Randall Cobb is on pace to be the best player ever at anything.

by 'tHan on Sep 8, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Adjusted over/under of 81.5

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Same as bengals season total

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Saints can tie!

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Hard to believe they're still in this

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sproles hawt!

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

They must have cut out special teams coverage in the short training camp

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait til CIN plays

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was that only the second punt?

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Woodson goes for a ding ding punch

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Should have been ejected

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

gut punch

dangerously close to being a nut punch

he should be out of the game

by 'tHan on Sep 8, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

For no reason, amiright?

Dumbassssss

Write that check to mr goodell

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck convenience stores that don't stay open past ten

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 8, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

There are 4 convenience stores within 5 miles of me

All of them were closed.

I ended up going to Meijers

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 8, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stupid play call

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Rodgers looks like Montana with a better arm

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Jordy Nelson is a ballplayer

"the only place they lost was the scoreboard"

by Ewok on Sep 8, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, they're looking pretty good.

Hope Rodgers stays healthy.

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by ZJiff30 on Sep 8, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

to be fair, I could have scored on that play.

And my nickname of “Jiffy” in high school wasn’t because I was actually fast.

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by ZJiff30 on Sep 8, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was it because of the peanut butter/dog incident?

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was really, really slow.

I did hold the school record for blocks in one game for a while, though.

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by ZJiff30 on Sep 8, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

That stat pretty much sums up how awful the new kickoff rule is

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And he walkseem! Walkseem again!" - Cuetotally Amazing

by Ram27 on Sep 8, 2011 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Cobb almost broke another one

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 8, 2011 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

My fantasy team could really use a turnover here

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

This game just won't die

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

damn, that shoulda been down at the 1

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, down to the last play

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Why isn't anyone else here????

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm here

This is nuts

"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24

by BK on Sep 8, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, what a game

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 8, 2011 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

welp, I'm off to bed, 6:00 AM comes early

See ya tomorrow kids.

"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow

by jch24 on Sep 8, 2011 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

For the way this game started

This was pretty much a perfect game.

Adios

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.

by DTFH91 on Sep 8, 2011 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

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