Playing with the queen of hearts, knowin' it ain't really smart
Shhh! Joey says, "Don't tell the copyright police!"
On August 27, 2011, the Reds stadium giveaway was a deck of playing cards featuring caricatures of the players. I love caricatures. I used to do pen and ink caricatures a few years back, though nowadays I'm more into photography and digital art. I really wanted to see these cards, so I bought a pack on eBay.They are pretty cool. Each player on the 25-man roster (at the time the deck was designed) is on two cards. With Dusty Baker, that makes 52 cards. Gapper is on three cards - the jokers, I assume.
They tried to match up players' positions with their card numbers. I wondered why Janish wasn't a 7 - his jersey number - then realized he was a 6, because he's a shortstop. Hernanigans were the twos. Arroyo and Coco were aces. Each player got either both red or both black suits for their number. (For example, Renteria is on the two red sixes, Janish on the two black.)
Some of the likenesses are better than others, but all in all, they did a good job. A lot of thought went into this project.
Chapman is a pretty good likeness, IMO:
Here's a list of which player got which cards.
Jose Arredondo - 3♣, 3♠
Bronson Arroyo - A♣, A♠
Homer Bailey - 9♣, 9♠
Bill Bray - 5♣, 5♠
Jay Bruce - J♣, J♠
Miguel Cairo - 3♦, 3♥
Aroldis Chapman - 9♦, 9♥
Francisco Cordero - A♦, A♥
Johnny Cueto - 10♣, 10♠
Jonny Gomes - 7♣, 7♠
Ryan Hanigan - 2♣, 2♠
Chris Heisey - 7♦, 7♥
Ramon Hernandez - 2♦, 2♥
Paul Janish - 6♣, 6♠
Mike Leake- 8♣, 8♠
Sam LeCure - 5♦, 5♥
Fred Lewis - 8♦, 8♥
Nick Masset - 4♣, 4♠
Logan Ondrusek - 4♦, 4♥
Brandon Phillips - Q♣, Q♠
Edgar Renteria - 6♦, 6♥
Scott Rolen - Q♦, Q♥
Drew Stubbs - J♦, J♥
Edinson Volquez - 10♦, 10♥
Joey Votto - K♣, K♠
Dusty Baker - K♦, K♥
Gapper - Joker
I've uploaded scans of one of each player's cards to Photobucket.
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These are very cool. Thanks for sharing!
Most of them are quite good—not just in likeness but just as drawings, too. I think Cairo, Chapman, Cordero, and LeCure are the best, and Rolen and Renteria are the only ones that just don’t look at all like themselves. But overall—impressive. Does it say anywhere who the artist was?
Ebay, you say? Hmm.
by the finest muffins on Sep 21, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions
I couldn't find the artist's name anywhere
It says “Diamond Promos, Cincinnati, OH” on the bottom. Maybe you could track them down and ask them.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Hm, I wonder if their entire business is promotional caricature playing cards.
That’s pretty sweet, although maybe something of a niche market.
Listen to my grawling.
We do promotional playing card days for sports teams in conjunction with teams and sponsor companies. Our cards are custom drawn by professional artists and printed on casino quality card stock. Beats a bobble head night. Interested?
"'Walkseem' is the word Marty uses when he is angry.
And he walkseem! Walkseem again!" - Cuetotally Amazing
Bailey and Bruce are no bueno
And Masset is really indistinctive. Coco, CMM, Cueto were really good. Something racist about Latino players being easier to caricature…
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
by kcgard2 on Sep 22, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you goddamned racist
why don’t you learn a language and step into another culture, asshole!
"Life is such a vapid world pool of nothing"-Eddie Pepitone
by Yossarian22 on Sep 22, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
this one was so personal too
"Life is such a vapid world pool of nothing"-Eddie Pepitone
by Yossarian22 on Sep 23, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Danke very much
Can you scan the back of the cards?
"'Walkseem' is the word Marty uses when he is angry.
And he walkseem! Walkseem again!" - Cuetotally Amazing
the back of the cards are all the same, of course
Tiny Reds logos, and a Walgreen’s logo (I guess they were the sponso).
I’ll scan one of them.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
okay, I scanned on of the card backs
It’s up now.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
why can't I see the backs of all the cards!
"Life is such a vapid world pool of nothing"-Eddie Pepitone
because you touch yourself at night
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Sep 23, 2011 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
I can't help but look at that picture of Joey and think
“Don’t speak, I know just what you’re saying, So please stop explaining, Don’t tell me cause it hurts …..”
Also, thanks for putting in the time BF, these are great.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Back in 10th grade
I was convinced that was the greatest song ever recorded.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 23, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I never understood why so many people drooled over Gwen Stefani until I saw them in concert
That woman was sexy as hell.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
imagine if she had tits
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 26, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I didn't know Rolen was a musician...
Kevin Youkilis: If I were to go anywhere, I would want to go to Cincinnati .
I thought the queen of hearts was always your best bet?
by coocooforcocoapuffs on Sep 27, 2011 8:32 AM EDT reply actions
that's what you get for listening to the Eagles.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
by -ManBearPig on Sep 28, 2011 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
EEEEEEUUUUUWWWWAAAAHHH....Eagles

Kevin Youkilis: If I were to go anywhere, I would want to go to Cincinnati .
Made me think of this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy2HdKaP1EU
"Prince Fielder is too fat even for the Oakland A’s" - Billy Beane
wow, I've never heard that version
I’ve heard the Melanie Laine and the old Juice Newton version, but not that one.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I thought it was a Rodney Crowell song
but it turns out it was written by Hank Devito who was part of his band for a while.
"Prince Fielder is too fat even for the Oakland A’s" - Billy Beane

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