Sunday Night Football/Emmys open thread
Tonight Mike Vick makes his return to his old stomping grounds of Atlanta as an Eagle, and the 2011 Emmys take place in Hollywood. Give us your predictions on tonight's winner/winners below:
Predicted score of the Eagles/Falcons game?
Emmy Winners in however many of the following categories you'd like to answer:
Outstanding Drama Series
Boardwalk Empire
Dexter
Friday Night Lights
Game of Thrones
The Good Wife
Mad Men
Outstanding Comedy Series
Big Bang Theory
Glee
Modern Family
The Office
Parks and Recreation
30 RockOutstanding Actress in a Drama
Kathy Bates, Harry's Law
Connie Britton, Friday Night Lights
Mireille Enos, The Killing
Mariska Hargitay, Law and Order: SVU
Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife
Elisabeth Moss, Mad MenOutstanding Supporting Actress In A Drama
Kelly Macdonald, Boardwalk Empire
Archie Panjabi, The Good Wife
Christine Baranski, The Good Wife
Margo Martindale, Justified
Michelle Forbes, The Killing
Christina Hendricks, Mad MenOutstanding Actor in a Drama
Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire
Kyle Chandler, Friday Night Lights
Michael C. Hall, Dexter
John Hamm, Mad Men
Hugh Laurie, House
Timothy Olyphant, JustifiedOutstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama
Peter Dinklage, Game of Thrones
Josh Charles, The Good Wife
Alan Cumming, The Good Wife
Walton Goggins, Justified
John Slattery, Mad Men
Andrew Braugher, Men of a Certain AgeOutstanding Actress in a Comedy
Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie
Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Laura Linney, The Big C
Melissa McCarthy, Mike & Molly
Martha Plimpton, Raising Hope
Amy Poehler, Parks and RecreationOutstanding Supporting Actress In A Comedy
Jane Lynch, Glee
Betty White, Hot In Cleveland
Julie Bowen, Modern Family
Sofia Vergara, Modern Family
Kristen Wiig, Saturday Night Live
Jane Krakowski, 30 RockOutstanding Actor in a Comedy
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Louis C.K., Louie
Steve Carrell, The Office
Johnny Galecki, The Big Bang Theory
Matt LeBlanc, Episodes
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang TheoryOutstanding Supporting Actor In A Comedy
Chris Colfer, Glee
Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Modern Family
Ed O'Neill, Modern Family
Eric Stonestreet, Modern Family
Ty Burrell, Modern Family
Jon Cryer, Two and a Half MenOutstanding Variety, Comedy Or Musical Series
The Colbert Report
Conan
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
Real Time With Bill Maher
Saturday Night LiveOutstanding Reality Show
The Amazing Race
American Idol
Dancing With the Stars
Project Runway
So You Think You Can Dance
Top ChefOutstanding TV Miniseries or Movie
Cinema Verite
Downton Abbey
The Kennedys
Mildred Pierce
The Pillars of the Earth
Too Big To FailOutstanding Guest Actor In A Comedy
Idris Elba, The Big C
Nathan Lane, Modern Family
Zach Galifianakis, Saturday Night Live
Justin Timberlake, Saturday Night Live
Matt Damon, 30 Rock
Will Arnett, 30 RockOutstanding Guest Actress In A Comedy
Kristin Chenoweth, Glee
Dot-Marie Jones, Glee
Gwyneth Paltrow, Glee
Cloris Leachman, Raising Hope
Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live
Elizabeth Banks, 30 RockOutstanding Leading Actress in a Mini-series or Movie
Kate Winslet, Mildred Pierce
Elizabeth McGovern, Downton Abbey
Diane Lane, Cinema Verite
Taraji P. Henson, Taken From Me: The Tiffany Rubin Story
Jean Marsh, Upstairs DownstairsOutstanding Leading Actor in an Mini-Series or Movie
Greg Kinnear, The Kennedys
Barry Pepper, The Kennedys
Edgar Ramirez, Carlos
William Hurt, Too Big To Fail
Idris Elba, Luther
Laurence Fishburne, ThurgoodOutstanding Supporting Actor in a Mini-series or Movie
Guy Pearce, Mildred Pierce
Bryan F. O'Byrne, Mildred Pierce
Tom Wilkinson, The Kennedys
Paul Giamatti, Too Big to Fail
James Woods, Too Big to FailOutstanding Supporting Actress in a Mini-series or Movie
Evan Rachel Wood, Mildred Pierce
Melissa Leo, Mildred Pierce
Mare Winningham, Mildred Pierce
Maggie Smith, Downton Abbey
Eileen Atkins, Upstairs Downstairs
And just to get 'tHan going:
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non terrible game today
"'Walkseem' is the word Marty uses when he is angry.
And he walkseem! Walkseem again!" - Cuetotally Amazing
give me boardwalk empire & glee in every category they're nominated for
Community looks like it got shafted despite being the best comedy & maybe the best overall show on television
Picks
Falcons 27 Eagles 21
Drama: Mad Men
Comedy: Parks & Recreation
Comedy Actress: Tina Fey
Comedy Actor: Jim Parsons
Variety/Comedy/Musical: The Daily Show
Reality: Top Chef
Guest Actor: Justin Timberlake
Guest Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
They beat the hell out of Pittsburgh last week, I don't get it
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
That's the only damned game I've missed so far
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
want a fucking cookie, pudding?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 18, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I want a fucking pudding cookie!
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
so cookie pudding cookie?
is that what you’re telling me?
if so, I can get behind that
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 18, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay
Falcons 31 Eagles 24
Outstanding Drama Series
Mad Men
Outstanding Comedy Series
Big Bang Theory
Outstanding Actress in a Drama
Elisabeth Moss, Mad Men
Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Drama
Kelly Macdonald, Boardwalk Empire
Christine Baranski, The Good Wife
Outstanding Actor in a Drama
Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama
Walton Goggins, Justified
Outstanding Actress in a Comedy
Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation
Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Comedy
Jane Lynch, Glee
Outstanding Actor in a Comedy
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory
Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Comedy
Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Modern Family
Outstanding Variety, Comedy Or Musical Series
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
Outstanding Reality Show
Dancing With the Stars
Outstanding TV Miniseries or Movie
The Kennedys
Outstanding Guest Actor In A Comedy
Justin Timberlake, Saturday Night Live
Outstanding Guest Actress In A Comedy
Kristin Chenoweth, Glee
Outstanding Leading Actress in a Mini-series or Movie
Kate Winslet, Mildred Pierce
Outstanding Leading Actor in an Mini-Series or Movie
Laurence Fishburne, Thurgood
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Mini-series or Movie
Paul Giamatti, Too Big to Fail
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Mini-series or Movie
Maggie Smith, Downton Abbey
Disclaimer- I got no clue what’s going on.
from where?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 18, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
that's really settling
I had some phenomenally great 5 Guys yesterday
and after I watched some awful Iowa State vs. UConn on Friday, we hit up Taco Bell and it was almost life changing
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 18, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
It's hit or miss.
If you’re in an area that lacks a quality burger for under $6, it’s a solid play. If not, you’re playing with fire.
I just don't see how much different it is than someplace like Steak and Shake,
and I saw them mash the burger down on the griddle and cut into it to make sure it was well done. I don’t approve of either of those actions.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
not all Steak N Shakes are made the same
old friend
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 18, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
nah, I had an awful Steak N Shake experience on 71 N Dec of 2010.
they burnt the shit out of the patties on my burger
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 18, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
They Steak and Shake in Bridgetown sucked, I figured they were all the same
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
5 Guys > Steak N Shake
and it ain’t even close
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 18, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you're out of your goddamn mind
there’s a 5 Guys on Dixie Highway, you find me a Steak N Shake near there
Taste test next time I’m in town. Should be around Thanksgiving.
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 18, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
for an overcooked burger
it’s juicy and surprisingly has a lot of taste/flavor
AND, you get a lot of toppings for free
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 18, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
it's the best of the chain burgers
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 18, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Whataburger is my favorite
Unfortunately, you have to go to Texas.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
The United States: Unfortunately, Texas.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 18, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
i had whataburger about 10 years ago in either florida or alabama
i don’t remember it being all that good
Don't worry, you're not black or retarded
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Sep 18, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
5 Guys is a chain, as it is in multiple states
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 18, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
revisiting my statement....
In-N-Out is better than 5 Guys as a chain
Shake Shack is highly fucking overrated. Fuck those guys.
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 18, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually, they're the highest quality beef patty I've had from a chain.
The burger has the perfect combination of char and juiciness.
I repeat
Shake Shack is highly fucking overrated. Fuck those guys.
I have pictures to prove it.
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 18, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
just looked up their locations
they thought it was important to expand to the middle east before expanding to middle america.
i’m with HLM. fuck those guys
by 'tHan on Sep 18, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
their shakes aren't that great, and their shack sauce tastes awfully like a big mac
with marmalade
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 18, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Their shakes aren't great and you should never order the fries.
However, the frozen custard concretes are great and, as I previously said, I really like the burgers.
Fries aren't terrible
Concretes are great. Burgers are fantastic. HLM insists on being wrong on this one.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
within like a 3 day period I had Corner Bistro, Shake Shack and Burger Joint
Shake Shack was a distant, distant 3rd
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 19, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Dip chicken nuggets in it
You’re welcome
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
yeah, i've done that
and fries.
one should always order a side of big mac sauce.
in florence they only charge you 10 cents for it!
It baffles me that they don't package it like their other sauces
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
then you've never been to Corner Bistro, or Burger Joint
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 18, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
If you want overrated, Corner Bistro is it.
Burger Joint at LPM is solid and I’m a big fan of it. However, since there’s only one (semi-covert) location, it’s not in the discussion.
For a fast food burger, SS is the gold standard on the east coast.
how is Corner Bistro overrated?
it was a damn near perfectly cooked medium rare (to slightly under, which is how I prefer my medium rare), ridiculously juicy burger, excellent burger : bun : cheese ratio.
lotta flavor, didn’t kill your wallet even remotely, and just juicy and succulent
kicks Shake Shack to the curb, American X style
If SS is the gold standard, then no wonder we’re in a recession….
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 19, 2011 8:36 AM EDT up reply actions
The meat doesn't have a good texture.
I like a patty that’s not only juicy, but also with a little bit of char on it. While the meat is cooked correctly, there’s no searing which makes the outer portions taste soft and mealy. You need a little bit of charring in order for it to be a truly fantastic burger. That’s why cooking hamburgers is an art-form. You need to find the happy medium between charring without trying out the meat.
Frankly, I disagree that CB’s beef doesn’t have as much flavor as Shake Shack’s. Sure, the patties are bigger at CB, but that doesn’t mean they’re necessarily any better.
Finally, I said that Shake Shack was the gold standard for fast food burgers on the East Coast, not that they were the best in regards to non-chains. CB isn’t in the discussion due to the fact they serve more of a pub burger in a bar atmosphere than a fast food hamburger.
ah, so we're having an apples & oranges discussion, due to the fact that Shake Shack is a chain?
and that Corner Bistro is one place?
so you’re saying Shake Shack should be in the same discussion as 5 Guys, or In-N-Out, or Whattaburger, or something of the like?
The reason I’ve continually compared Corner Bistro to Shake Shack is b/c they are always mentioned in the “Best of NYC” discussion
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 19, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok
Eagles 24 Falcons 13
Drama: Boardwalk Empire
Comedy: Office (doesn’t deserve, will win due to Carrell leaving)
Actress Drama: Julianna Margulies
Actress Co-star Drama: Kelly Macdonald
Actor Drama: Steve Buscemi
Supporting Actor: I love Josh Charles, but Alan Cumming was a scene stealer
Actress Comedy: Amy Poehler
Supporting Actress Comedy: Jane Lynch
Actor Comedy: Steve Carrell (for the aforementioned reason)
Supporting Actor Comedy: Ed O’Neill
Variety Show: Daily Show
Reality Show: Top Shef
Miniseries: Too Big To Fail
Guest Actor: Nathan Lane
Guest Actress: Kristin Chenoweth
Lead Mini Actress: Diane Lane
Lead Actor Mini: Laurence Fishburne
Supporting Mini Actor/tress: Giamatti and Eileen Atkins
Did Jamal Charles really get his ACL torn by the Detroit mascot?

Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
The correct answers:
Outstanding Drama Series
Dexter
Outstanding Comedy Series
Big Bang Theory
Outstanding Actress in a Drama
Elisabeth Moss, Mad Men
Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Drama
Christina Hendricks, Mad Men
Outstanding Actor in a Drama
Hugh Laurie, House
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama
John Slattery, Mad Men
Outstanding Actress in a Comedy
Who Fucking Cares?
Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Comedy
Jane Lynch, Glee – this is for ‘tHan
Outstanding Actor in a Comedy
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory – he’s way funnier than Leonard
Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Comedy
Jon Cryer, Two and a Half Men – sure, why not, right?
Outstanding Variety, Comedy Or Musical Series
Saturday Night Live
Outstanding Reality Show
Top Chef – fuck those other shows
Outstanding TV Miniseries or Movie
Who Fucking Cares? Take Two
Outstanding Guest Actor In A Comedy
Justin Timberlake, Saturday Night Live
Outstanding Guest Actress In A Comedy
Kristin Chenoweth, Glee
Outstanding Leading Actress in a Mini-series or Movie
Kate Winslet, Mildred Pierce – Only b/c Leo drew her naked
Outstanding Leading Actor in an Mini-Series or Movie
Laurence Fishburne, Thurgood – b/c there is no spoon
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Mini-series or Movie
James Woods, Too Big to Fail – b/c he’s been awesome in The Family Guy
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Mini-series or Movie
I recognized none of these people, therefore I care not
Eagles +10 over the Falcons. Take that line to the bank, folks.
The ends justify the means
Oky
Falcons 24
Igs 17
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"'Walkseem' is the word Marty uses when he is angry.
And he walkseem! Walkseem again!" - Cuetotally Amazing
Phillies 5, Cards 2
Guess I’m the only one watching ESPN tonight…
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I am
My Croif level feelings for the WLBs maintain their level.
"Prince Fielder is too fat even for the Oakland A’s" - Billy Beane
The Cards
are on pace to set a record for GIDPs!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
my prediction
is almost outdated already…
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I almost feel bad about picking up Thomas Jones today....almost
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
The running back? He’s still going?
"Prince Fielder is too fat even for the Oakland A’s" - Billy Beane
Yep, he's Jamaal Charles' backup along with Dexter McClusterFuck
Charles tore his ACL today and the Chiefs want to limit McCluster’s touches because they’re not sure he can hold up.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Um, do the people at Fox know what a twink is?
by FordhamRam on Sep 18, 2011 8:27 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I love how WR’s are usually thought of as 2-3 year projects except for every now and then some freak like Randy Moss, Calvin Johnson etc.
The eagles said hey what about this tiny desean jackson guy, he’s fast and Jeremy Maclin, I like the midwest lets give him a go, and they’ve been quite the duo off the bat.
I'm ready to face any challenges that may be foolish enough to face me
I hope so.
I was very happy to see him come out and go to work. And well that TD catch…enough said.
I'm ready to face any challenges that may be foolish enough to face me
I'm hoping against hope he doesn't get Bengalized, he could be really special
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
That's the bravest fish I've ever seen
"'Walkseem' is the word Marty uses when he is angry.
And he walkseem! Walkseem again!" - Cuetotally Amazing
you'd do him
don’t lie
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 18, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I just accepted your trade offer
Bradshaw is off your hands
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
Here:
DTFH traded Santonio Holmes, NYJ WR to Suit Up!
DTFH traded Mark Ingram, NO RB to Suit Up!
HL21 traded Ahmad Bradshaw, NYG RB to What What?
HL21 traded Randall Cobb, GB WR to What What?
it was the trade you told me to take earlier
plus he got your boy Randall Cobb, b/c I’d have have to drop him
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 18, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
you should never trade randall cobb! he's the greatest player of all time
other than that, you made a good trade
he would never see the field for my team
now if BK would just trade me Andre Johnson
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 18, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
You haven't seen his team
He’s stacked
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
i drafted 6th in my league & took tom brady with my first pick
everyone made fun of me for going qb that early, but he’s single-handedly won the first 2 games for me!
Somehow, I picked up Ryan Fitzpatrick off waivers
I don’t know how he didn’t get autodrafted
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
Stafford's looking good so far, though
And Bradford and Flacco are pretty good backups
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
you swiped him before me
I ended up with Cam Newton…The jury is still out on that.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
I made you an offer
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 18, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I saw it
I’m not sure I want to give up Ray Rice
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 18, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd give two ray rices for Andre Johnson
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I was kidding, RBs are almost always more valuable than WR
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Its kind of funny
Dewayne Bowe and Brandon Lloyd led the nfl in standard points last year.
I mean I know Lloyd led the NFL in yards, just 2 guys you never hear about really
I'm ready to face any challenges that may be foolish enough to face me
Bowe caught fire after the 1st half of the season
I think he ended up with about 13 TDs
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
it doesn't matter.
You are all in trouble. The Cuetos will fuck you all up.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 18, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
ahhhhh HELL NAHHHH
he dead!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 18, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
RIP Giraffes
I'm ready to face any challenges that may be foolish enough to face me
Holmes/Ingram for Bradshaw/Cobb
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
From Sugar Ray.... to Extra!?
Never would of guessed it in the mid 90’s
I'm ready to face any challenges that may be foolish enough to face me
I'm not a huge Buffett fan
but he’s probably one of the few artists that would know how to nail that medium. Elton John is another one that could do well.
what would be on that playlist?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 18, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
wait, what?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 18, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Extra, the Entertainment tonight celeb news garbage
He’s the mario lopez equivalent on Extra, or was
I'm ready to face any challenges that may be foolish enough to face me
fuck REM
they’re very close on my list to the fucking Beatles
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 18, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
the commercials for the blu ray release of the latest transormers atrocity are advertising it as
the best action movie of all time.
they meant best GM advertisement of all time
you misheard
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 18, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
It's going to be a tight race
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
i'm not feeling inspired by the new shows for the fall
i watched up all night last week & it was decent.
What do you think about Whitney?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Hasn't started that I know of, I just saw a promo
I want Walking Dead to hurry up and get back!
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I'll be waiting for Aaron Sorkin's new HBO show to begin in a few months.
That will likely be awesome.
A few months?
It doesn’t even have a cast or a title yet, right? It can’t be ready that quickly.
by the finest muffins on Sep 19, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
This shocks me.
First, the Sing-Off isn’t new. This is its third season, but the first time they are attempting a full season of it (which admittedly could be a mistake)
But the singing on it is really truly good, and they do some interesting arrangements of tunes. Given your love of Glee, I’d think you’d like this show.
It’s a bit hokey at times, and has the annoyingness of all performance competition reality shows, but the singers are legit. I’m looking forward to it!
It feels so nice to be back to normal
i'm over all the reality "talent" shows
they’re all won by singers even if it’s not strictly a singing competition, and they are all full of the same songs sung over & over. i usually hate everything they sing & i see no appeal at all to a barbershop quartet singing competition.
Saw a promo for this show last night
This seems like such a bad idea, there’s going to be a lot of broken people come out of this.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Wow, that's an awful idea.
I’m surprised nobody has taken a look at my reality tv pilot: Schoolyard Bullies.
Give Sing-Off a try, just for an episode or two. I really think you might like it.
If you can get over Nick Lachey being the host, that is.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
Nick Lachey? He's from Cincinnati!!!
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I was about to say almost exactly this. Glad I scrolled down first.
I’m with you on thinking a full season might be a mistake. I’d add the judges to the list of good things about the show (assuming the same people are coming back?)
by the finest muffins on Sep 19, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
No Nicole Sherzinger, which is OK because she was the weakest judge
They got someone to replace her, but I’m not sure who.
But I agree, Ben Folds and the Boyz II Men guy are both really good judges, especially Ben Folds.
It feels so nice to be back to normal
Sara Bareilles. Awesome vocalist.
I whole-heartedly approve of that casting choice.
"Red Reporter - An elitist clique full of like-minded douchebags." - BK
Did the Falcons really6 give up five picks to get Julio Jones? Holy hell that's bad.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Yeah.
There was a little debate over Green and Jones before the draft too. I don’t think it’s too early to say the Bengals chose the better one.
I'd say it's entirely too early to say
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
after watching them in the SEC for several years
i can confidently say green is the better one.
i don’t consider it to be particularly close
Big 12/11/10/13...
blech!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 18, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn't mind having either one
I think they’ll both be All-Pro receivers
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
Did it win? Someone should be posting updates to the Emmys.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Olivia Munn really pushed the Daily Show to new heights
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
i miss AOTS and G4
The only thing that pisses me off about directv
Individuality: Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.
Heineken is turrible beer
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 18, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Good for Katims
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
Yay!
Martindale won
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
I fucking hate awards shows.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Sep 18, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
The world needs more Ricky Gervais.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
by -ManBearPig on Sep 18, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This....
Sounds like an awesome idea if they can figure out how to sync it.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
rec'd, Pops.
rec-a-fuckin-mundo.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 18, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm the opposite. I inexplicably love them.
I have no idea why. I have little interest in fashion and no interest in celebrity gossip, yet I find myself riveted by awards shows.
by the finest muffins on Sep 19, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm going to win this shit cause I'm awesome.
Outstanding Drama Series
Friday Night Lights
Outstanding Comedy Series
Parks and Recreation ~ Won’t win, but it should
Outstanding Actress in a Drama
Mireille Enos, The Killing
Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Drama
Michelle Forbes, The Killing ~ No clue, just went with someone i knew
Outstanding Actor in a Drama
Kyle Chandler, Friday Night Lights
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama
John Slattery, Mad Men
Outstanding Actress in a Comedy
Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation
Jane Lynch, Glee
Outstanding Actor in a Comedy
Steve Carrell, The Office
Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Comedy
Chris Colfer, Glee
Outstanding Variety, Comedy Or Musical Series
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
Outstanding Reality Show
The Amazing Race
Outstanding TV Miniseries or Movie
The Kennedys
Outstanding Guest Actor In A Comedy
Matt Damon, 30 Rock
Outstanding Guest Actress In A Comedy
Gwyneth Paltrow, Glee
Outstanding Leading Actress in a Mini-series or Movie
Elizabeth McGovern, Downton Abbey
Outstanding Leading Actor in an Mini-Series or Movie
Greg Kinnear, The Kennedys
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Mini-series or Movie
Paul Giamatti, Too Big to Fail
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Mini-series or Movie
Don’t know
The Falcons will win because Vick is a giant doooooooooosh.
You had me at meat tornado. ~ Ron Swanson
Um.
1. They awarded like half the awards already
2. The Kennedy’s won’t win jack. It’s was an awful-hack-job of a miniseries.
by FordhamRam on Sep 18, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't watch award shows.
The Kennedy’s was pulled because people (mainly the owners of the History Channel) didn’t like the real portrayal of the Kennedy family. I didn’t think it was that bad, but I’ve always been a critic of that family.
You had me at meat tornado. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Sep 18, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
You really are your avatar
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
Actually, the History Channel didn't think it was all that "real."
"While the film is produced and acted with the highest quality, after viewing the final product in its totality, we have concluded this dramatic interpretation is not a fit for the History brand."
Which I thought was contradictory becuase they originally approved the script.
You had me at meat tornado. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Sep 18, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
They disapproved of the first script, and then they approved the final script.
You had me at meat tornado. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Sep 18, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Green lighting of the scripts met their "minimum standards" at first, but
"when edited episodes were presented to the consulting historians in late 2010, they were surprised by what they saw.
/kardashiansextape'd
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 18, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll stand corrected, I thought I read differently.
I still think it was pulled mostly because of the negative light it cast of the Kennedys. But, that is just my belief.
You had me at meat tornado. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Sep 18, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't believe The Kennedys was nominated for anything.
Worst. thing. ever.
by the finest muffins on Sep 19, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Fat guy running with the ball!
Man, DeSean Jackson is FAST.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Sep 18, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
When he was chasing down the fatty he looked like the guy on Tecmo Bowl when you ran the eater egg play
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
kinda like on on Nintendo Hockey?
With the fat guy, medium guy, and skinny dude?
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 18, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Chris Johnson vs. DeSean Jackson
go
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 18, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
no he doesn't. He got paid!
Why ever run again?
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 18, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
ahahahahahahahha!
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 18, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Before today, I think Jamal Charles might have a shot
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
what are they running, track distances?
I'm ready to face any challenges that may be foolish enough to face me
I say 50 or 100 yards, in pads
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Id give CJ in the 50, but I think Desean Jackson in the hundo
I'm ready to face any challenges that may be foolish enough to face me
100M
no pads
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 18, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Drew Stubbs
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
by -ManBearPig on Sep 18, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
too white for this race
honky
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 18, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I just looked up Chris Johnson, he ran a 4.24 40yd dash at the combine
Sweet Jesus.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
thus why I put him in this horserace
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 18, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
aside from MAB&B (and I still fucking stand by that) would I lead you astray?
The ends justify the means
by Highlifeman21 on Sep 18, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
His nickname, at least in Fantasy circles, is 4.24
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
by -ManBearPig on Sep 18, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's go to Howie Mandel
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
the best (at one time, at least)!

Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 18, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I say catch since that's what they called on the field
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I'll have to go yes
I'm ready to face any challenges that may be foolish enough to face me
I missed the intro, what was it?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Is 'creds lurking or did the run kill him?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Ssomebody needs to teach Vick to tuck the ball if he's gonna run
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
If he's 10 year into the league, he's never going to learn.
Unless, of course, they lock him up in jail for it.
I dunno.
He’s pretty good at what he does.
That’s like saying someone needs to teach Peyton Manning to have a healthier neck.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 18, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
it's "pick a pro-bowl QB's weakness and say he needs to work on it."
If you factor that in, it’s the same.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 18, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Tell that to Tiki Barber.
I'm ready to face any challenges that may be foolish enough to face me
by mrsmith35sg on Sep 18, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
there are about 10 pro bowl qb's every year
vince young made 2 of them.
comparing vick to manning in terms of quality of play is insane.
also, comparing an injury to a play on the field that can be corrected is insane.
Saying that the best running QB in the history of football needs to learn how to tuck the ball
is like saying that Joey Votto needs to learn how to strike out less.
It’s a bit nit-picking.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 18, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
he just fumbled on back to back drives & turned the ball over
it isn’t unreasonable to point out that vick should take better care of the ball
so should Eli Manning.
He’s the king of the sack/fumble.
And he’s also a Super Bowl MVP.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 18, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
there are 29 non-Tom Bradys starting in the NFL
they all have stuff to work on, if you’d like to break it down that way.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 18, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Its simple ball security. Not like it's usually his drop back holds it too long
He starts running holding it like he’s deion
I'm ready to face any challenges that may be foolish enough to face me
by mrsmith35sg on Sep 18, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
because he's a QB.
Do you see any RBs that hold the ball like they’re about to throw it? No, you don’t.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 18, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
his wife said she likes it.
If she told me to do anything, I’d do it.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 18, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Eh, I'd say it's more like asking Brett Favre to stop forcing balls into double coverage.
It’s correctable and a foible that prevented him from going to the Super Bowl two years ago.
We have another horse in the worst TV show race
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Does her southern draw mean she has #SECspeed?
I'm ready to face any challenges that may be foolish enough to face me
by mrsmith35sg on Sep 18, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
she was the bar-bitch in Coyote Ugly
and damn sexy at that.
That was a decade ago…yeesh, do you feel as old as I do now??
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 18, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I accidentally identified Eric Decker as Ed Mcaffery today during the Bengals game, I win
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
I can't imagine throwing a football with a cracked rib
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Ryan Fitzpatrick - The Bengals franchise QB that got away?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
"7 yard hook pattern? But coach, it's 3rd and 8!"
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
he just needed Stevie Johnson.
It’s a lot easier for a QB to succeed when he’s got a top flight receiver who has the ability to get loose.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 18, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
1) Make links pop damnit!
2) That’s an awfully ballsy play 24 hrs after Louisville beat UK. :)
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
OK, I've tried this like 8 times.
What do I need to do to make links pop?
UK lost…I’m grasping at straws. I’m just glad I didn’t avatar bet you beforehand.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 18, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
When you paste the link URL, there's a check box right under it that says "open link in a new window"
I was terrified on that last drive, I won’t lie. I fully expected a TD and 2 point conversion.
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
See, that's my problem.
I’ve always just typed the quotes around my tag, typed a colon, and then pasted the link in afterwards…which doesn’t make a box pop for me to check.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 18, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
word.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 18, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
"3rd and 21? SCREEN PASS BITCHES!"
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
The "one yard short of the sticks" hook pattern always killed me since the WR would actually be going away from the first down marker when he received the ball
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Yeah, I think that was the biggest culprit on our lack of YAC over the past three seasons.
It wasn’t necessarily Palmer or the WRs that was the problem . . . for that one statistic.
This game is pissing me off
Vick keeps coughing it up and Matt Ryan is a racist and refuses to let Julio Jones catch his touchdown passes
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 18, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Carpenter is up to 7 or 8 scoreless
I’d think that would be worse.
"Prince Fielder is too fat even for the Oakland A’s" - Billy Beane
i have vick, roddy white & michael turner
it would be great if vick would top turning the ball over & gonzalez would stop taking all my touchdowns.
Michael Turner is built like Brett Wallace
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
obc has Roddy White and a huge lead, so I'm not on board with that
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Touchdown McCoy
Not my night, I guess
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
thanks for Forte, btw.
Tequila and pancakes, anyone?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Sep 18, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
He's hoping he'll get it so he won't have that afro anymore?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Billy Hamilton would smoke them all
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
by -ManBearPig on Sep 18, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he's still in the Reds system but
Andrew Mean’s who was a wideout at Indiana ran a 4.36 at his pro day , which isnt on Johnson & Jackson level, but pretty quick
I'm ready to face any challenges that may be foolish enough to face me
by mrsmith35sg on Sep 18, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Mark Morrison reference
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Arredondo. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Arredondo.
I was going to argue, then saw it was released 15 years ago.....FML
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Did Scott Rolen and TLR have a falling out, or did he leave on good terms?
I can’t remember.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
#NotActuallySarcasm
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
by -ManBearPig on Sep 18, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks
That’s what I thought, but couldn’t remember for certain.
Let a man come in and do the Popcorn.
by -ManBearPig on Sep 18, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Dream House looks intriguing
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
Bastards
You had me at meat tornado. ~ Ron Swanson
by BigBabyBruce on Sep 18, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I know!
All that decision did was provide an opportunity for unlicensed NFL apparel to gain marketshare.
He said it was his name...
Good enought for me!
I'm ready to face any challenges that may be foolish enough to face me
by mrsmith35sg on Sep 18, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
"white ball, which would mean Philadelphia obviously"
Well yeah, have you ever BEEN to Atlanta?
"Wait, you think I'm being mean to the pretend orangutan?" -- battlekow
by jch24 on Sep 18, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Of course, they highlight ex-Bengal Evan Mathis
Yeah the genius Bengals coaching staff said he couldn’t start.
I'm ready to face any challenges that may be foolish enough to face me
Dave Lapham called him a "Mountain of Man" so many times the coaches said "meh ok"
I'm ready to face any challenges that may be foolish enough to face me
by mrsmith35sg on Sep 18, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
It's worth mentioning that he's probably the best NFL player on twitter right now
EvanMathis69 Evan Mathis
You hug Eagles fans? “@swaggsurfen123: @EvanMathis69 can I get a follow just because I’m a hug eagles fan?”
13 Sep
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
by BK on Sep 18, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And he's #69
"'Walkseem' is the word Marty uses when he is angry.
And he walkseem! Walkseem again!" - Cuetotally Amazing
Yippie-kiy-ay, Mr. Falcon
"Aroldis Chapman is a seven course meal followed by four hours of sex on the table with a nymphomaniac model heiress who owns her own brewery." - jch24
Do people still watch TV?
I mean there’s sports and NatGeo…
Kevin Youkilis: If I were to go anywhere, I would want to go to Cincinnati .
Oh and Colbert...I've watched that and the News Hour before too.
Kevin Youkilis: If I were to go anywhere, I would want to go to Cincinnati .

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